fuck off, this wasn’t the Democrats’ fault
‘heated rhetoric’ didn’t cause some dipshit to try to open fire on the Correspondents Dinner
here we go again.
every time shit goes sideways and some deranged fuckstick gets it in his defective head to use Dear Leader for target practice, the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press trot out the same old bad-faith accusation.
‘Democrats, aren’t you ashamed of yourselves for causing this to happen?’
CNN’s Dana Bash: “and you have, and many of your fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president — and do you think twice about that when something like that happens?”
Congressman Jamie Raskin: “what rhetoric do you have in mind?”
Bash: “well, just talking about the fact that he is that he’s terrible for this country and so on and so forth.”
oh, come on. ‘Preznit Fuckwit is terrible for this country’ isn’t heated rhetoric, it’s an objective truth.
in the span of a little over a year, he’s tanked the economy, shredded the Constitution, made a mockery of our laws, alienated our allies, started an illegal war, turned our cities in war zones, and demolished half the White House.
how is that not terrible for the country? and how it is wrong to point this out? what are Democrats supposed to do, just roll over and let it happen?
but beyond that, this kneejerk ‘but what about the Democratic rhetoric’ response is fucking infuriating — because I happen to know of a guy whose ‘heated rhetoric’ switch is permanently stuck in the ‘on’ position.
he threatens to ‘destroy entire civilizations.’ he calls for his political opponents to be jailed — or even executed. he calls immigrants ‘vermin.’ he calls protesters ‘domestic terrorists.’
can you guess who I’m talking about?
yeah, this anus-mouthed asshole. Donny von Schitzenpants.
in fact, Donny’s fuckery goes well beyond ‘rhetoric.’ does anyone remember this fun little incident?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Donald Trump posted on his social media platform what he claimed was the home address of former President Barack Obama on the same day that a man with guns in his van was arrested near the property, federal prosecutors said Wednesday in revealing new details about the case.
that happened in July 2023, when Donny was a private citizen. did any member of the press call out Donny for endangering the life of a former president?
no, it was fucking crickets all the way down.
no one in the press said boo. they just issued another free pass in the lifetime of free passes Donny has gotten for being the worst possible person imaginable.
got that? if you’re a Democrat, you better watch your fucking mouth and be prepared to apologize, in case some lunatic overhears you. but if you’re Dear Leader, you are forever a Very Special Boy Who Gets To Say And Do Anything He Wants.
oh look, it’s Shouty McShirtsleeves, the half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach. let’s hear what this over-amped dipshit has to add to the discourse. I’m sure it’s a doozy.
“I don’t think this should be lost on anyone either, the fact that we have a third assassination attempt on President Trump in that same week we learned that the Southern Poverty Law Center has been paying and generating hate.”
fuck completely off, Jimmy.
how is what happened Saturday night the fault of the Southern Poverty Law Center? once again, Donny’s enablers and apologists are playing a vigorous round of Pin The Tail On The Most Convenient Scapegoat.
before last week, 99% of MAGA had never even heard of the Southern Poverty Law Center — but now, thanks to another one of Dear Leader’s ginned-up politically-motivated persecutions, the SPLC is suddenly the root of all evil.
you know, it was just a year ago that Republican rhetoric got a Democratic Congresswoman assassinated.
where were the calls for Republicans to turn down their heated rhetoric? where were the finger-pointers and the tut-tutters who never tire of blaming all our country’s ills on Democrats?
oh, right.
remember when Paul Pelosi got attacked by some hammer-wielding maniac? Republicans laughed their faces off at an 83-year-old being woken by an intruder in the middle of the night and savagely beaten into unconsciousness. they made sick jokes. they posted tasteless memes, trafficked in conspiracy theories, and implied that Pelosi had it coming to him.
even presidential failson Cokey McSniffles got into the act.
where was the mainstream press? did they call for the GOP to cut that shit out? no, they were too busy hiding somewhere with their heads stuck in the sand. they didn’t say one word over that shameful incident.
but please, tell me one more time about how some fuckhead with a grudge and a gun trying to crash the White House Correspondents Dinner is the fault of the Democrats’ heated rhetoric. I can’t get enough of that fever-swamp fairy tale.
it’s maddening that our press continues to fail us, over and over — not just by normalizing Republican shitfuckery and dogpiling Democrats every time the press needs a whipping boy, but also by presenting a version of Dear Leader that’s a complete fantasy.
has the Wall Street Journal editorial board been smoking crack?
“The comparison to Lincoln may seem immodest, but Trump stood with presidential stature on Saturday.”
‘presidential’ — the press keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what they think it means.
for ten excruciatingly long years, the worthless scribblers have been holding Donny to the lowest bar imaginable. all he has to do is refrain from taking off his diaper and emptying it on his head, and the press falls all the fuck over itself in a mad dash to declare that ‘this is the moment when Dear Leader became presidential.’
are you ready for some prime wishcasting? I hope so, because here comes PBS to talk about a newly-humbled Donny who exists only in the minds of the Washington press corps.
“President Donald Trump was somberly contemplative and unusually conciliatory after confronting what he saw as a third attempt on his life in less than two years.”
oh please, Donny’s been a malignant toad for the entire 79 years he’s been walking the planet. nothing is going to make him change overnight. nothing. but our media wants us to believe that if we all click our heels together three times, pigs will fly out of our asses and magically turn Dear Leader into a wise elder statesman.
now let’s check in with President Contemplative and Conciliatory, because I’m pretty sure it only took one day for him to go back to being a compete piece of shit.
60 Minutes host Norah O’Donnell: “and he also wrote this: ‘I’m no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.’ what’s your reaction to that?”
Donny: “well I was waiting for you to read that, because I knew you would, because you’re— horrible people. yeah, he did write that. I am not a rapist. I didn’t rape anybody.”
O’Donnell: “oh, you think he was referring to you?”
Donny: “you should be ashamed of yourself, reading that, ’cause I’m not any of those things.”
O’Donnell: “Mr. President—”
Donny: “excuse me, excuse me. you shouldn’t be reading that on 60 Minutes. you’re a disgrace.”
Donny’s such a charmer, isn’t he? wait, where did newly-minted conciliatory statesman go? because all I’m seeing is the same old thin-skinned piss-baby who doles out childish insults to anyone he deems unfair to him — especially if it’s a woman.
I must say that I fucking love Norah O’Donnell’s comeback, “oh, you think he was referring to you?”
what a breath of fresh air, to see her commit that perfectly timed journalism.
we absolutely need to gif the shit out of O’Donnell’s fake-shocked expression.
by the way, where have we heard this before — a sitting president denying being the criminal that he so obviously is?
oh, right.
and while we’re on the subject, let’s do a quick fact check.
oh, okay. I’m glad we got that cleared up.
look, what happened Saturday night wasn’t the fault of any Democrats’ heated rhetoric. it was the fault of a country that glorifies gun culture and makes it far too easy for deadly weapons to fall into the hands of any dipshit hell-bent on causing mayhem.
and it certainly didn’t help that Donny’s flunkies absolutely fell down on the job when it came to providing adequate security.
how about we fix that shit first?
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yeah, Angry Jeff shoved Funny Jeff into the locker again
Dana Bash understands the assignment. CNN is owned by Larry Ellison. Or David Ellison. One of the billionaire douchebags who supports fascism in all its forms. Props to Norah O'Donnell who set the Lyndon Johnson trap - not everyone believes that Trump has done what he's accused of, but she made him deny it.