ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo.

let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled

Obergruppenführer Greg Bovino, the pint-sized Nazi-cosplay homunculus currently in charge of Fucking Shit Up in Minneapolis, is having the saddest of sads right now. can you blame him?

I mean, what kind of topsy-turvy world are we living in, where a fascist can’t even take a piss in peace?

(note: when I tried to upload this clip to YouTube, they slapped an age-restriction on it and wouldn’t allow it to be embedded in a post — so you’ll have to click here if you want to watch it in all its foul-mouthed glory.)

“NOW: Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino hounded by activists and shoppers protesting his presence as he and a federal agent caravan leave a Target in St Paul, Minnesota for a restroom break.”

‘hounded by activists’ is a supreme understatement. Obergruppenführer Greg gets completely dogpiled the second he exits that Target bathroom. here’s the full transcript of the clip:

“you’re a fucking bum, you. you’re a bitch. and if your wife’s got a problem, fuck her, too. you guys are all bitches. you can’t do shit to me. you can’t do a thing. get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out. nobody wants you here. right. get the fuck out. walk the fuck you, you stupid bitches. get the fuck out of here. the fuck out of here. coward. you’re a fucking coward, bitch. you’re a fucking bitch. fuck you. hold on, babe, I’m on the phone with these bitch-ass niggas. get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out of here, you stupid bitches. you’re a fucking coward piece of shit. fuck you. and if you didn’t have a gun or a vest, I would beat the shit out of you. take that fucking badge off, and that fucking gun, and see what happens to you. you shut the fuck up, you’re not fucking tough. you’re a bitch and get the fuck out, you fucking pussy. you fucking bitch-ass white boys. I’ll fucking spit on you. fucking get out of here. get the fuck out. shut the fuck up. get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out of here.”

oh, my virgin ears. mercy me.

do the Nobel people give out a Cussing Like A Sailor Prize? FIFA, here’s your chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Greggers was so traumatized by his harrowing brush with foul language that he had to go running to Fox News to whine about it.

“something else here as far as what happened in that Target store is, truly I felt sorry for the public, and the reason for that is by and large 90% of the public are happy to see us. they like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions.”

first of all, check out how this guy dresses to go on TV. it’s like a Nazi and a park ranger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.

here’s a question: if ‘90% of the public’ is happy to see Greg, then why does he need a phalanx of goons guarding him whenever he goes to drain the lizard?

perfectly normal stuff, right?

pro tip: if you think needing to be surrounded by masked and armed thugs is a sign of your popularity, you’re fucking delusional.

here’s another question: for Greg. all these people who are happy to see masked ICE goons in their neighborhoods, and can’t wait to ‘engage’ with them — are they in the room with us right now?

how exactly are people ‘engaging’ with ICE and walking away unscathed? they certainly can’t be saying ‘I’m not mad at you, dude’ — because I’m pretty sure that shit earns you a death sentence.

sorry, Greg — We the People loathe you, and hate everything you represent. here’s another fun thing that happened yesterday. ICE goons showed up in the Lyn-Lake neighborhood of Minneapolis — and they got chased the fuck out of there by angry residents.

here, enjoy 98 seconds of bliss.

as they fled, the ICE goons lobbed a teargas canister at the angry crowd — as one does when one is beloved by 90% of the people. am I right, Obergruppenführer Greg?

and it’s not just the good folks of Minneapolis. yesterday afternoon, Arizona Republicans tried to hold a press conference in support of ICE. protestors shut that shit down almost immediately.

nurselee4az, we thank you for your service.

ICE Barbie and Pint-Size Greg love nothing more than to play dress-up and go on TV to talk tough — but it’s all for show. deep down inside, they know they’re losing the public relations war. this is disastrous for them. no one voted for smiling moms getting shot in the face. no one — apart from the brain-dead cultists — abides any of it.

and so yesterday, without any fanfare whatsoever, ICE distributed a ‘legal refresher’ to their thugs, reminding them that Constitutionally-protected freedom of speech is still a thing — and as much as they’d like to be able to, they can’t execute anyone for calling them a pussy-ass bitch.

oh, is that wrong, to shoot someone for expressing free speech?

because I tell ya, the poorly-trained, trigger-happy incel who murdered Renee Good has to plead ignorance on this thing. because if anyone had said anything at all to him when he first started at Homeland Security that that sort of thing was frowned upon…

none of this shit is sustainable, and now it’s going to court — because not only is all this fuckery immoral, it’s illegal.

Minnesota officials sued federal immigration authorities on Monday, claiming the Trump administration’s “unprecedented surge” of immigration agents is politically motivated and violates the U.S. Constitution.

In their suit, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison and the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul are asking a federal court to issue a temporary restraining order to stop or limit the Department of Homeland Security’s “Operation Metro Surge.”

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let’s give today’s final word to Rochelle Bilal, the Sheriff of Philadelphia. Sheriff Bilal has a crystal-clear message for ICE goons: if you come into my city to commit a come, you are going to jail.

“let me note that law enforcement professionals — real ones, not the made-up fake ICE, Trump’s new army to attack citizens of the United States. did you hear what I said? no law enforcement professional wears a mask. none. none. those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime ... you’re getting arrested. law enforcement professionals do not shoot at moving vehicles. law enforcement professionals do not stand in front of moving vehicles, invoking an action that is illegal. and so we stand here today with all those who stand against the made-up, fake, what you can call ICE law enforcement professionals, I don’t call them none of that. I call them fake, made up, wanna-be law enforcement — because what they do is not only against legal law, but the moral law. if any of them want to come in this city and commit a crime, you will not be able to hide. and the fake, whatever they call him — because I can’t say the name — but the criminal in the White House will not be able to keep you from going to jail.”

oh, fuck yes! more like this, please.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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