shut the fuck up about your stupid pool already

give it a rest, no one cares

yesterday afternoon, after a week of keeping him hidden from the public, Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers finally let him out of his spider hole so he could hold an Oval Bordello dog-and-pony show.

if the goal of the unscheduled and hastily-called presser was to reassure the public that Mister I Pointed At A Camel was firmly in command of his faculties, it failed miserably.

Donny continues to look weak and tired. he’s listless. his voice is hoarse and ragged. he continues to ramble incoherently, unable to finish a simple sentence. his hands continue to rot away.

oh, and the befuddled old fuck continues to remain fixated on insignificant bullshit that no one else cares about.

“I just had this done. I’m getting the first glimpse, but— that’s your size, compared— so, those are compared to— those are among the tallest buildings in the world, including the Empire State Building, World Trade Center, Sears Tower, Chicago, so if you lay it on its side, you take two or three of them to fill it in, it’s the width is very— almost two hundred feet wide.”

I remain mystified by Donny’s infantile obsession with the size of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. this isn’t the first time he’s dragged that graphic out in the middle of a presser. who fucking cares? is he just overcompensating for the freakishly withered mushroom in his pants?

what exactly are we’re supposed to be impressed by? Donny didn’t build the thing. it’s not his personal accomplishment. is it that he was able to find enough garish blue paint to get the job done? yay, Donny?

is it just that Donny, with his fucked-up presidency in tatters, has nothing else to brag about? yeah, I’m thinking that’s it — it’s all he’s got. look at my pool. how fucking pathetic.

would you please shut up about your stupid pool. the whole country is falling apart right now. there are more important things you should be focusing on.

thank you, the internet, for pointing out just how ludicrous this comparison with skyscrapers is.

CatoTheYounger@catoletters

@Acyn

9:30 PM · Jun 3, 2026 · 33.2K Views

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it’s a fucking hole in the ground. who cares that it’s longer than some buildings are high? what does that prove?

Donny wants a cookie for painting a pool. look, pal, you don’t get a cookie for a pool. you want a cookie? fix the shit that matters.

end your illegal don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran. get the Strait of Hormuz opened back up. bring the price of oil back down to where it was before you fucked everything up. and while you’re at it, get your masked and armed ICE goons out of our cities.

you get all that done, and we’ll fucking shower you with cookies.

but of course, Donny’s not going get any of that shit done. he’s too busy insulting woman reporters — this time, CNN’s Kaitlan Collins.

“they’re crooked as hell. uh, CNN’s a very corrupt organization, but uh— with a corrupt reporter standing right there, never smiles. she never s— young, beautiful woman, never smiles. I never see a smile off her face. I see her standing with hatred in her eyes. she has hatred because we have borders.”

free clue for Donny: women aren’t on this planet to provide you with life-affirming smiles, you misogynistic pig. shut the fuck up.

I guess this is a good a place as any to point out that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 2,256th day.

come on, you worthless scribblers — don’t just sit there like useless lumps. stand up for your colleagues.

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everything fucking sucks right now, so let’s enjoy Democratic Rep. Sara Jacobs chew-toying the shit out of Secretary of State Liddle Marco Big-Shoes during a hearing yesterday.

Jacobs: “I have one last question for you. Mr. Secretary, who won the 2020 presidential election?”

Rubio: “I’m not here to answer about 2020.”

Jacobs: “okay, great. you can’t answer the question, even though we all know that President Biden won…. it seems like you have an issue admitting facts. you can’t say that the president lost the 2020 election, just like you won’t admit President Trump is losing this war of choice, and just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big. you clearly don’t know what winning means — and not because the facts aren’t clear to you. it’s because telling the truth would cost you your job — and the American people are entitled to a secretary of state who tells them the truth even when the president doesn’t want to hear it.”

Rubio: “he gave me some Florsheim shoes, they’re actually pretty good. they fit fine.”

oh, the shoes Donny gave Liddle Marco fit fine? fact check:

look at those big fucking boats, swallowing Marco’s tiny little feet.

Rep. Jacobs is exactly right about Marco Rubio. he’s so weak, ineffective and neutered that he’s never going to tell Dear Leader the truth about anything. not about the election, not about the war, and certainly not about his buffoonish clown shoes. Rep. Jacobs is also right about the American people being entitled to the truth. Liddle Marco should be ashamed of himself.

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wait, did I say that everything fucking sucks right now? well, not everything. yesterday, four Republican reps did a remarkable thing. they crossed the floor and joined Democrats in voting to shitcan Donny’s clusterfuck in Iran.

The House on Wednesday voted to direct President Trump to withdraw U.S. forces from the conflict with Iran or win approval from Congress to continue the war, after four Republicans sided with Democrats in a striking sign of growing opposition to a military campaign now in its fourth month.

look at Donny — he seems to have woken up this morning with a full load in his diaper.

oh, so we’re ‘right in the middle of final negotiations’ again? because the story yesterday was that Donny didn’t care about restarting negotiations because he was bored of this whole war thing. which is it?

Donny sucks at foreign policy. maybe he needs to show us that pool graphic again, because painting holes in the ground is more his speed.

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here’s a video that’s going around social media right now. apparently it’s from 2023. in it, Bill Pulte — our current Acting Director of National Intelligence — receives a trophy featuring the phrase ‘Bill Pulte fucks’ on the front of it, and ‘only the young’ on the back. how nice. what a heartwarming sentiment.

what the fuck?

the vid also features someone getting slapped in the face with a bright green dildo, but that’s besides the point.

what I want to know is, why is everyone in the MAGAsphere so proud to be a degenerate? this is an event that Bill Pulte organized himself, so he could be awarded that gross bauble.

here’s another question: why does Bill Pulte still have a job? it wasn’t too long ago that a video like this coming to light would be the immediate end of that person’s political career.

but that’s not how it works any more, in the year 2026. Pulte’s job is safe, because Donny probably thinks that trophy is hilarious.

ugh.

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it’s high time for some Daily Claudia.

here’s Ms Spouse in our little rowboat on July 15, 2019.

and here’s the intrepid horsewoman on July 31, 2010.

have a great Thursday, everyone. don’t accept any fucked-up trophies.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.