malignant toad gloats over death of national hero

shut the fuck up, Donny

Donny Convict is cordially invited to fuck off.

no, seriously. fuck straight off, Donny. fuck all the way off. start fucking off over here, and then just fuck yourself all the way over to there — and then keep on going, until you’ve fucked yourself right to the very edge of the universe.

and when you get there, eat the bowl of fuck that’s waiting for you.

there are no words to adequately describe just much of a repulsive little spite-fueled homunculus Donny is.

look at this disgusting shit.

“Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

shut the fuck up, you fucking ghoul.

Robert Mueller volunteered to serve in Vietnam. Little Donny Fuckface volunteered to grab women by the pussy, in case you need a comparison of the characters of these two individuals.

once again, we are starkly reminded of how none of the in-your-face bullshit that Donny inflicts on us every single goddamned day is normal.

Donny always has the option of saying nothing — yet somehow, he manages never to take it. you didn’t like Robert Mueller? you weren’t happy with the way he proved your campaign colluded with Russia, and how you obstructed justice? tough shit. keep it to your fucking self. act like an adult, not a colicky piss-baby.

I’m so old, I remember when presidents were supposed to be presidential. they were expected to be the best of us. they didn’t always attain that lofty goal, but at least most of them tried.

not this shithead, obviously

but not Donny. somehow, he gets a free pass to be the worst of us. he gets to tart himself up like a fluorescent tangerine rodeo clown, shit out disastrous decisions, break every rule, commit actual crimes, ramble incoherently, and blurt whatever vile shit pops into his head — and not one of the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press says boo. they just stand around, nodding their heads like useless lumps they are, as if this were all the most perfectly normal stuff in the world.

it’s not. none of this is normal, and all of it is maddening.

how the fuck did we get here?

in case you’ve forgotten, here’s how a real president acts.

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

that’s it. short, sweet — and dignified.

for fuck’s sake, even the war criminal George W. Bush managed to act like a human being.

fuck you once again, Donny, for making me say something nice about George W. Bush.

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meanwhile, Donny continues to teach a master class in how not to lead a nation.

in case you haven’t been inside an airport lately, going though the security checkpoint is an unholy nightmare right now.

with the government partially shut down since Feb 14th — remember that? — TSA agents have stopped getting paid. as a result, a lot of them just plain stopped showing up for work, resulting in hours-long lines in airports.

you’ll be shocked, I’m sure, to learn that Republicans keep blocking Democratic efforts to restore full funding to the TSA.

so here comes Mad King Donny, with a brilliant plan: let’s replace properly-trained TSA agents with lawless masked and armed ICE thugs.

that’s great. imagine showing up at the airport, and it’s the pocket-Nazi — Obergruppenführer Greg Bovino — who starts pawing through your shit.

or worse, the trigger-happy fuckfaces who shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. what could possibly go wrong?

a lot, it seems.

Bringing in untrained personnel could pose its own problems, Borek said.

“If you bring people in there, they are not trained, they don’t know what they’re looking for, then certainly it could be a problem,” he said. Even trained TSA officers must be recertified after taking medical leave from work for 30 days, Borek said.

ICE shitwads who have no clue how to do airport security jobs are going create more problems than they solve — but that’s the point. as always, Donny gives away the game by screaming the quiet part out loud. he isn’t offering to replace TSA workers with ICE thugs — he’s threatening to do it.

Donny knows that his personal Gestapo of lawless and violent goons exists only to create chaos. Donny isn’t sending them into airports to solve anything — he’s sending them in to fuck shit up, if Democrats don’t fall in line and give him everything he wants.

once again, Donny’s acting like the penny-ante mob boss he is.

‘nice airport ya got here. be a real shame if something were to happen to it.’

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oh look, it’s a trifecta of dumbfuck — because here’s a third reckless thing Donny’s manged to do in the last 24 hours.

oh, how lovely.

this illegal don’t-call-it-a-war on Iran is being waged without any plan or strategy. it’s just Donny shitting out whatever fucked-up impulse his rotting lizard-brain stem dictates.

every day we get a new story from America’s Mad King. Iran is COMPLETELY OBLITERATED. the war is over. wait, the war is winding down. no, the war is back on. we’re not putting boots on the ground — but here comes 4,500 troops! our allies need to help us open the Strait of Hormuz. oh look, our allies are already helping us. no wait, they’re refusing to help us. well, our allies can all go fuck themselves. we wash our hands of the whole matter, because we don’t even need or use the Strait.

and now, barely 24 hours after that last statement about how it’s up to our allies to open the Strait, now Donny’s threatening to bomb shit out of Iran’s energy infrastructure if they don’t open the Strait.

decisions that affect the entire world are being made based on which wires the family of raccoons that live inside Donny’s head happen to randomly chew through at any given moment.

it’s fucking insane.

where the hell is our Republican-controlled Congress? they could shut all this shit down in a heartbeat, by passing legislation that would constrain Donny’s ability to wage don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war, and fully fund government services like the TSA.

don’t they understand — or even care — that this shit affects their own constituents?

apparently not — because instead of working to solve anything that matters, here’s what Senate Republicans were voting on yesterday: trans people in sports.

the stupid, it fucking burns.

one day, three clusterfucks — all because America’s Mad King is a stark barking piece of shit.

how nice and simple it would be if we could just get that ginormous Monty Python foot to come down and crush the crap out of everything.

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