No Kings 3, fuck yeah
massive protests coast to coast — and country to country
let’s start off with a bang, and put the hero of the day right up top. ladies and gents, I give you the Poet Laureate of No Kings Day.
‘see you later, alligator. at your trial, pedophile’ — now that’s a message we can all get behind.
we did it again, folks. in fact, We the People outdid ourselves. yesterday’s No Kings 3 was the largest single-day protest in U.S. history.
over eight million of us gathered peacefully coast to coast, to rise up as one and convey a singular message: fuck you, you fucking fuck — you’re not our king.
wait, did I say coast to coast? no, it was the entire world telling Donny Convict to fuck straight off.
check out this ginormous crowd in London.
and at the Bastille in Paris.
Scotland fucking loathes Donny.
so does Portugal.
Germany’s seen this movie before, and they want no part of its sequel.
two stalwarts showed up in the town of Ballarat, Victoria, Australia.
holy shit, there was even one homey who parked himself in front of the US embassy in Tallinn, the capital of Estonia.
this dude fucking rules. he held the exact same one-person protest during the previous No Kings Day last October.
meanwhile, back here in the US of A, the crowds were gi-fucking-normous.
over two hundred thousand people showed up in Boston.
of course, Boston is in the major leagues when it comes to protesting. they’ve been perfecting this shit since 1773.
another two hundred thousand showed up at the rally in the Twin Cities.
while we’re in the Twin Cities, you need to hear this chunk from comedian Lizz Winstead’s great speech.
“I’m so proud of you. you chased out of this state pure evil. you chased them out. you chased out the fun-size fascist Greg Bovino. you chased out that evil Kristi Noem. Kristi Noem is so evil, I’m starting to think that that dog took his own life. just couldn’t take it. ‘is this my future? I need to get out. I’m taking the goat with me.’”
Times Square in New York City was packed to the gills.
so was Chicago.
San Francisco does not screw around. at Ocean Beach, protesters formed a human banner telling Donny to get the fuck out.
check out deeply-red Boise, Idaho, folks. even Republicans are fed up with this shit.
Bill Kristol, who used to be the biggest neocon in the world and is now an actual goddamned social progressive, was in Waltham, MA.
huge crowds were everywhere — except for one place: the CPAC conference in Texas.
while millions of people were protesting the fucked-up reign of Mad King Donny, CPAC couldn’t even fill one small room. look at this clownfuckingly pathetic display.
it’s as if Sad Trombone became a real political party.
now let’s check out some heroes — like this dude in Seattle.
we definitely need to gif this hilarious shit for posterity’s sake.
it was raining frogs in the District of Columbia.
we’re going to need to gif that shit, too.
handmaidens bearing the names of Jeffrey Epstein’s degenerate BFFs showed up in Nashville.
there’s no way we’re not giffing that shit.
hey, do you know who can go fuck themselves all the way to Mars? the Los Angeles Police Department, that’s who. these goons couldn’t make it through the day without arresting a protester who was dressed up as the Statue of Liberty.
great optics, you guys. bravo. ten out of ten — no notes.
fuck those fucking fucks. let’s go out with a bang. here are some of the best protest signs from around the country.
look at these heroes way up in Barrow, Alaska.
and finally, once again, our unknown poet laureate from Ellsworth, Maine.
as for Sundowning Grandpa Bugfuck, he was unusually silent — and nowhere to be seen. there were none of his usual protest-day batshit meltdowns on the feed of his crappy app. he couldn’t even be bothered to post AI slop of himself shitting on protesters, as he did last October.
he just spent the day holed up in Motel-a-Lago. according to his official schedule, the lazy fuck didn’t even bother to cheat at golf.
I’ve got a news flash for you, Donny: America is sick of you. aside from your brain-dead cultists who are too fucking stupid to understand what’s going on, nobody voted for this shit.
nobody voted for the historic and stately East Wing to be demolished so that you can replace it with some vulgar Epstein Dance Hall™ — and speaking of your dead pedo bestie, nobody voted for the continuing cover-up of a massive pedophile ring.
nobody voted for off-the-charts corruption and greed.
nobody voted for masked ICE thugs teargassing children, and murdering anyone who looks at them funny. nobody voted for innocent immigrants to be disappeared off the streets and shipped off to far-away slave-labor gulags.
nobody voted for the price of everything continuing to skyrocket — especially when you promised bring all that shit down on Day One.
nobody voted for our allies to be insulted and ignored, or for Ukraine to be thrown to the wolves, or for Greenland to be perpetually harassed, or for Venezuela to become a vassal state.
and nobody voted for an unwinnable clusterfuck of a don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war in Iran — certainly not one that shut down the Strait of Hormuz, destabilized the entire Middle East, and sent the price crude through the roof.
guess what, Donny: you’re such a loathsome piece of shit that over eight million people took to the streets yesterday to deliver this singular message: fuck you, you fucking fuck — you’re not our king, and you never will be.
boo fucking hoo, bro. sucks to be you.
have a great Sunday, everyone. you earned it.
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
of course, this post only scratches the surface. there was way too much great stuff to fit into one post. EXCELLENT JOB, EVERYONE! really, what a day.
The only thing better than attending my local No Kings event is seeing the photos the day after from all over the globe. People are so creative and funny, it gives me hope. My favorite sign (at Beaverton City Park) was "For the Epsteinth time, why are we at war?"