fuck these fascist fucking fucks

another day, another state-sponsored murder

here’s what we know so far.

poorly-trained, trigger-happy militarized government thugs were patrolling the streets of an American city and harassing its residents, just as the framers of our Constitution intended. they wore masks to hide their identities, just as the framers of our Constitution intended.

two of the armed government goons approached a car and barked confusing and conflicting orders at the terrified driver, just as the framers of our Constitution intended.

without warning, one of the government thugs drew his weapon and fired shots through the car’s windshield, killing the driver instantly, just as the framers of our Constitution intended.

it was just another fucked-up day in these United States of Brutal Fascism.

the only thing surprising about the evil that went down in Minneapolis yesterday is that it didn’t happen sooner. for fuck’s sake, a federal judge warned us we were headed down this road.

tell me if this sounds like a potentially problematic situation to you: just about anyone can join ICE. the bar for entry has been set so low that they’ll let in any psychopath with a pulse. in fact, being a complete psycho is considered a plus.

these goons aren’t being trained in proper law enforcement procedure. they’re not being trained to do crowd control. they’re not being trained how to de-escalate a situation before it spirals out of control.

fuck, they’re barely being trained at all. here’s what Gil Kerlikowske — Obama’s head of U.S. Customs and Border Protection — had to say about yesterday’s incident.

“You don’t stand in front of a vehicle. You don’t place yourself in danger,” he said. “The Supreme Court just recently ruled on this. And this is called something like ‘self-imposed jeopardy.’ So you’re supposed to get out of the way. You’re not supposed to try the door handle.”

the shitwits who are becoming ICE thugs have no clue what they’re doing. they’re just being handed guns and told to go fuck shit up.

remember back in August, when plus-size Superman Dean Cain beclowned himself by posting a video that showed his ICE ‘training’?

what the fuck did we just watch?

it’s basically an out-of-breath ball of pudge struggling to master a laughably-simple little obstacle course — and you’ve got to love the moment when Dean’s left leg gets stuck as he tries to vault that barrier.

let’s gif that shit and slow it way the fuck down.

this is the caliber of professionalism we now have terrorizing the streets of our cities.

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the gaslighting began immediately, with Dear Leader’s propagandists demanding that we ignore the evidence we all saw with our own eyes in the videos being posted all over social media.

goddammit, 1984 is supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

get ready for your jaw to drop in astonishment as Little Miss Hair Extensions drags reality out back to the gravel pit, and wins the Nobel Prize for Things That Never Happened The Most.

“people need to stop using their vehicles as weapons … it’s clear that it’s being coordinated. people are being trained and told how to use their vehicles to … run over anyone who gets in their way.”

oh please, fuck all the way off.

come on, Kristi, let’s have your evidence. where’s your proof? show us on the fucking doll where ‘people are being trained’ to use cars as weapons.

this unspeakably evil woman has to make shit up to justify the fuckery her goons perpetrate on a daily basis.

just imagine what it would do for ICE’s credibility if Noem would simply go ‘yes, this incident was over the line. we’re going cooperate with local law enforcement, and we’re going to make sure that something like this never happens again.’

she can’t. she is fundamentally incapable of ever doing the right thing. all she knows how to do is dig in harder.

pure evil.

you would wish that at long last the fuckers responsible for this living nightmare we’re all trapped in would have one moment of clarity — to just for the briefest second go ‘oh my god, what have we done?’

but no — the worst people in the world are circling the wagons.

“I want every ICE officer to know that their president, vice president, and the entire administration stands behind them. To the radicals assaulting them, doxxing them, and threatening them: congratulations, we're going to work even harder to enforce the law.”

shut the fuck up. go fuck a couch.

don’t even get me started on Preznit Fuckwit.

nothing in Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants’ post bears any resemblance to reality. it’s just one lie after another. and yet, there is it, on full display for the millions of brain-dead cultists who believe every word that seeps out of Dear Leader’s rancid anus-mouth.

let’s watch as Fox News found object Jesse Watters smoothly transitions from his usual clownish buffoonery to being a complete piece of shit, right before our very eyes.

“the woman who lost her life was a self-proclaimed ‘poet’ from Colorado, with pronouns in her bio. a thirty-seven-year-old white woman named Renee Goode. the Daily Mail says she leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage. she was a disruptor, though she considered herself a ‘legal’ observer, but there’s no evidence she had a law degree.”

fuck you, Jesse Watters. fuck you completely.

do you notice the utter contempt with which Watters pronounces the words ‘poet’ and ‘lesbian’? so fucking what if Renee Goode was any of those things? none of it is justification for being murdered in her car by government thugs.

why don’t we just go back to screaming ‘she’s a witch, BURN HER! BURN HER!’ at any woman we don’t like?

Make Ignorance and Intolerance Great Again, am I right?

oh look, presidential side-piece Laura Loopy has entered the chat.

“‘She/her’ Literally every time.”

‘literally every time’ what, you toxic shitkazoo?

what, it’s now open season on anyone with pronouns in their bio? when did that become a capital crime?

when did it become okay to ritually dehumanize entire groups of people in order to make it acceptable to murder them?

hey, you know who else used to ritually dehumanize groups of people, in order to lull their country into accepting the atrocities being perpetrated against them? of course you do.

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we are all in desperate need of heroes right now. here’s one: Illinois Rep. Robin Kelly. she’s introducing articles to impeach the shit out of ICE Barbie.

“I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement.”

here’s another: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. he’s had it up to here with this shit, and he’s got six concise words for ICE.

“I have a message for ICE: get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

I, too, have a message for ICE: get the fuck out of America.

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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