shocker! the Littlest Nazi is a bit of an antisemite — because of course he is
just more perfectly normal stuff
it’s amazing how the more you know about Fascist in a Teacup Greg Bovino, the more you realize that he checks all the Nazi boxes.
does he have a Turd Reich haircut? check. does he dress as if he were starring in a dinner theater production of Springtime for Hitler? check.
does he have a love of violence for violence’s sake, and a depraved disregard for human rights? oh yeah. does he strut about like a little banty rooster who just invaded Poland? absofuckinglutely.
given all that, of course it was only a matter of time before we learned that Obergruppenführer Greg has a real problem with Jews.
how did we Nazi this coming?
raise your hand if you’re shocked — shocked! — to learn that Gestapo Greg is a bit of an antisemite.
not your hand, Greg. put that sieg-heiling appendage of yours down. Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?
it seems the Pocket Nazi was on a conference call a couple weeks back, and shit a massive brick after he was given some bad news.
Bovino was told on the call that Minnesota U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen, an Orthodox Jew, could not attend that meeting because he observes the Sabbath.
Bovino allegedly responded with audible frustration that Rosen was not available for the Saturday meeting, sources familiar with the planning call said. One of them recounted that Bovino replied, “Do Orthodox criminals also take off on Saturday?”
That source said Bovino also used the phrase “chosen people” in a disparaging manner.
that Greg. he’s such a charmer. a real ‘people person.’
Another source briefed on the conversation described Bovino’s alleged remarks as an “antisemitic rant.”
perfectly normal stuff, am I right? who among us hasn’t been on a conference call with colleagues and started spewing bigoted garbage at the drop of a hat?
Bovino went off on antisemitic rant because of course he did. this is the way you act when you’re drunk with power, and imagine yourself to be immune from accountability. what, you don’t like the things Greg says? you’re offended by it? well then go fuck yourself, nobody tells Gestapo Greg how to act.
where does Donny find these people? every single of his flunkies fucking sucks.
Reports of Bovino’s conduct on the call were relayed to Attorney General Pam Bondi and others in the Department of Justice, as well as the White House, according to sources familiar with the matter.
oh yeah, that’ll work. I’m sure that Pamnesia Pam got right on it.
let’s get real. Pam isn’t going to do shit about Bovino’s anitsemitism — because in the Donnyverse, being a Nazi is a feature, not a bug. if you’re going to construct a whole government based on racism, of course you’re going to hire the most racist people you can find.
need more proof? check this out: those madcap funsters at the Department of Homeland security are now calling on loyal patriots to rat out their neighbors.
“Want affordable housing? Help report illegal aliens in your area. Call 866-DHS-2-ICE.”
hey, you know who else encouraged people to rat on their neighbors? of course you do. the answer is always ‘the fucking Nazis.’
the Nazi were huge on using the public as spies — and you’ll be shocked to learn that ordinary Germans ended up informing on their innocent neighbors out of spite and jealousy, and for personal gain.
A housewife in Mannheim told the Gestapo her husband was making derogatory comments about Hitler’s regime. After a lengthy investigation, it emerged that the wife wanted her husband out of the way to continue a love affair with an off-duty soldier.
if you think that shit isn’t going to happen here, I’ve got six bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you. how much you want to bet that some MAGA fuckstick is on the phone with Homeland Security right now, going ‘yeah, you need check out my neighbor Pedro down the street. now where’s my affordable housing?’
and, of course, Acting President Nosferatu McGoebbels is out here Naziing at the speed of light.
what Stephen Miller envisions here a second class of Americans — a ‘foreign labor class’ — who could live here and work here, but who would forever be excluded from enjoying the ‘rights and benefits’ of citizenship.
this is so fucking abhorrent. it’s the opposite of the principles our nation was founded on. and, this is exactly what the Nazis did with their Jews — stripped them of all rights of citizenship.
is that really the fucking road we want to be going down?
gee, who should we listen to? the founders of our nation, who built a path to citizenship for all and enshrined it in our Constitution, or the underwhelming neo-fascist incel from Santa Monica who never got over being stuffed into one too many lockers back in high school?
it’s a real conundrum, I tell you.
here’s some more Third-Reich-level batshittery. that ginormous arch that Donny wants to inflict in the middle of Washington DC just keeps getting ginormouser. now the fucking thing is going to be as tall as the Capitol Building.
nobody wants this, and nobody needs this — but that isn’t going to stop our weak and fragile Mad King from littering the nation’s capital with an endless series of oversized vulgar monuments to himself.
you know who else was super horny for a ginormous fucking arch to commemorate his glorious Thousand-Year Reich, don’t you? of course you do.
after all that, we could sure use some heroes right now. I’ve got two for you — both in Texas, where Democrats just won two important elections.
in first election, Holy Mike Johnson’s barely-a-majority in the House just got that much smaller.
Democrat Christian Menefee won the special election runoff Saturday for Texas’s 18th Congressional District, paring House Republicans’ slim advantage by securing a long vacant seat in a heavily Democratic area.
the second election is huge, because it happened in a deeply-red district. Democrat Taylor Rehmet flipped a seat in the Texas State Senate that had been held by a Republican for the last 35 years. TX-9 is a district that Donny won by 17 points in 2024 — and just fifteen months later, Rehmet crushed the shit out of his opponent.
that’s how pissed off Americans are right now at Donny and his enablers in the GOP — even Texans are voting Republicans out of office.
this is why I keep telling you not to lose hope. there is a tide, and it is turning. none of Donny’s fuckery is sustainable, and very little of it is popular.
someday — I promise you, I really do — this war’s gonna end.
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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We all need to call the DHS number and report the pedophile at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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