holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated

this is how you do it

oh my dear sweet lord, is New York City’s islamocommunofascist Mayor Zohran Mamdani the Donny Whisperer?

it’s a legit question to ask, because once again, Zohran played Dear Leader like the cheapest fiddle ever.

here’s how that shit that went down.

yesterday morning, we were all minding our own business when some ICE goons decided it was high time to commit a fascism, by lying their way into a Columbia University building in New York City, so they could arrest a student for the high crime of doing absolutely nothing wrong at all.

The officers falsely told the building superintendent that they were from the Police Department and said that they were searching for a missing child. The superintendent let the officers in, Ms. Shipman said.

At the apartment door of the student, Ellie Aghayeva, 29, the officers repeated the same story to gain entry. “Our security cameras captured the agents in the hallway showing pictures of the alleged missing child,” Ms. Shipman said.

it was just another day in These United States of Fucked Up Bullshit.

and that’s when The Mamdaninator sprung into action — because at the same time this fuckery was being perpetrated, Zohran was quite coincidentally on his way to DC for an already-scheduled meeting at the White House, in order to sweet-talk Donny into funding a massive affordable housing project in NYC.

Mamdani knows how this game is played, when the fuckmuppet you’re dealing with is a broken-inside bottomless well of need, desperate for constant validation — and so he brought props with him: a couple of ginned-up newspaper front pages. one real (Ford to City: Drop Dead) and one completely bogus, designed to appeal to Donny’s preening vanity and insatiable ego (Trump to City: Let’s Build).

spoiler alert: it fucking worked. Zorhan had Donny eating out of his hands.

while Donny was sitting there all moon-eyed and burbling about how ‘yeah, I’m a builder, a great builder, possibly the greatest builder of all time,’ Mamdani leaned over and was all ‘yo bro, do me a solid.’

and lo and behold, a solid was done.

It was the clearest sign yet that Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who has vocally opposed Mr. Trump on immigration enforcement matters, holds enough sway with the president to bend a highly charged situation through personal relationship and persuasion.

Zohran Mamdani is so fucking good at playing Donny — because look at this: Mamdani got everything he wanted. he got the housing project funded — and he got the detained student freed. art of the fucking deal, am I right?

Another spokeswoman for Mamdani, Dora Pekec, said the president will fund the project, though details are yet to be determined.

what did Donny get in return? a mocked-up newspaper front page with a value of zero. you easily-manipulated idiot.

all this being said, we shouldn’t have to live in a world where it takes jedi-mind-trick-playing mayors for justice to be done.

but if this is the world we’re forced to be living in, I’m happy to have Zohran Mamdani on our side. let Mamdani continue to run rings around Donny. I’m so fucking here for it.

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that’s Mamdani’s super-power: he’s so personable and charismatic that he can even charm the diaper off Dear Leader. remember their previous meeting, last November, right after Zohran got elected? one minute, Mamdani was a commie rat bastard —

and then, when they met, Donny fell in love.

do you see that? Donny doesn’t even look at his own Slovenian rent-a-wife that way. that’s the adoring gaze Donny reserves for Bone Saw potentates and Russian dictators.

remember the Big Sad that MAGA worked themselves up into, after that meeting? after weeks of being told that Mamdani was going to Sharia Law the shit out of the entire eastern seaboard if he got elected, there’s Dear Leader, making cow-eyes. what the fuck?

boo fucking hoo, Todd.

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speaking of Big Sads, you know who’s having one right now? Brady Tkachuk.

Brady was one of the twenty members of the US Men’s Olympic hockey team who thought it would be super awesome to go eat shitty burgers at the White House.

for his obsequious kowtowing to Dear Leader, the White House paid him back in the most fucked-up way possible: the official White House tiktok account posted a fake AI video in which an overdubbed Tkachuk calls Canadians ‘maple-syrup-eating fucks.’

first of all, what the hell? who thought this was a totes awesome idea, for an official White House social media account to call one of our closest allies ‘maple-syrup-eating fucks’? what ever happened to decorum? what ever happened to dignity? what ever happened to acting like an adult? we’re being governed by fourth-graders. it’s all so eternally embarrassing.

meanwhile, for Brady Tkachuk, it’s fuck around, find out. welcome to the Donnyverse, Brady!

this is what happens when you lie down with fascists. they will use you, abuse you, and destroy your name, all for their own personal benefit. the White House could give one shit about what happens next Brady Tkachuk, who now has to do endless damage control.

Donny and his minders keep doing this over and over, and the shitwits they chew up and spit out never learn a single lesson.

here’s a fun fact about Brady: even though he’s an American, and was on the US Olympic team, he happens to professionally play hockey in Canada, for the Ottawa Senators — and the local fans are less than thrilled with him right now.

That evening, Tkachuk appeared on Fox News and acknowledged Ottawa fans weren’t the “happiest” with him right now.

“It’s a funny feeling when you feel their support every day. And then, within two weeks, you’re public enemy No. 1,” he said on Fox.

I hope your shitty burger was worth it, bro.

Zohran, can you come back in here for a moment?

thanks, pal.

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speaking of fucking around and finding out, let me just leave this here, for no particular reason.

chef’s kiss. ten out of ten. no notes.

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let’s go out with this heartwarming story from the Washington Post. it seems that Neanderthals and humans used to quite regularly get it on, back in the day.

but I’m pretty sure this isn’t actually news. Neanderthal/human hybrids have been a thing for quite a while now.

after all, we had one in Congress recently

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here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.