Preznit Fuckwit sure hates being asked about his dead pedo bestie

what’s up with that?

Donny Convict held an Oval Bordello Dog-and-Pony Show™ yesterday, ostensibly so that the press could watch him sign the Consolidated Appropriations Act, the bill to reopen the government. but when it came time for Dear Leader to take questions, no reporter wanted to talk about any of that boring old shit. the media had just one thing on its mind — Donny’s dead pedo bestie.

reporter: “a lot of women who are survivors are unhappy with those redactions that came out. [Donny shrugs dismissively] some of them, entire witness interviews are totally blacked out. do you think—”

Donny: “they’re also unhappy with the fact that they released too much. I heard that. and you tell me something else. uh, I think it’s really time for the country to get onto something else. now that nothing came out about me other than it was a conspiracy against me, literally by Epstein and other people. but I think it’s time now for the country to maybe get on to something else.”

gee, Donny sure gets prickly when asked about his dead pedo bestie. what’s up with that?

sorry, bro. it’s not time for the country to ‘get on to something else.’ not when there is clearly a cover-up still happening. the DOJ is still sitting on millions of unreleased documents. what’s the holdup? let’s fucking go.

what’s this that Donny’s saying, about how nothing came out about him? bullshit.

the New York Times actually committed a journalism, and counted up the number of times Donny’s mentioned in the Epstein files that have been released so far. their tally? more than 5,300. and here’s a fun fact: that’s more than five times the number of mentions of Jesus in the Bible.

In the King James Version the name Jesus appears 973 times. In the American Standard Version it appears 913 times.

but do go on, Donny, about how nothing came out about you. that’s such a cool story.

listen to Donny continuing to prattle on about how the whole thing is a conspiracy against him — and look who’s joined the party: Donny’s dead pedo bestie himself. how the fuck does that work? for those of you keeping score at home, the people who Donny claims were involved in ‘faking’ the ‘hoax’ Epstein Files include Obama, Hillary, Merrick Garland, James Comey, Joe Biden’s autopen — and now, Jeffrey Epstein. how deranged is that?

panicked and desperate, Dear Leader continues to throw everything at the wall, hoping that something, anything sticks.

now here’s Donny sticking up for his apparent new best friends.

reporter: “today we heard that the Clintons set deposition dates to testify before the House Oversight Committee. any reaction to that?”

Donny: “I think it’s a shame, to be honest. I always liked him. her, yeah, she’s a very capable woman. she was better in debating than some of the other people, I’ll tell you that. she was smarter. smart woman. I hate to see it, in many ways. I hate to see it. but then I look at me, they went after me like, uh, you know, they wanted me to go to jail for the rest of my life. then it turned out I was innocent. very innocent. you know, I had a friend that said, very smart friend, wealthy man, knows life, streetwise guy, he said ‘you have to be the most honest person anywhere in the world.’”

convicted felon says what?

we’re really going to need some more information about this ‘friend’ who claims Donny is the ‘most honest person anywhere in the world.’ okay, so he’s wealthy. and streetwise. but what else? is he big? is he strong? does the late-afternoon sun glint off the rippling muscles of his biceps? are tears of gratitude pouring down his cheeks? is he in the room with us right now?

but here’s another much more important set of questions: why is Donny being so nice to Bill Clinton? and why is Donny suddenly so lovey-dovey with the Woman Formerly Known As Crooked Hillary? what the fuck? come on, Donny’s spent ten whole years chanting ‘lock her up’ at every rally.

remember when he called for a ‘second amendment solution’ to be used against her?

but now, on the verge of Bill and Hil testifying under oath about Donny’s dead pedo bestie, suddenly he’s buttering her up. she’s so ‘smart and capable.’

what do the Clintons know about Donny that Donny doesn’t want discussed behind closed doors?

oh, before we move on, let’s do a quick fact check: true. all of us absolutely do want Donny to go to jail for the rest of his life.

that’s probably the only honest thing Donny’s said during his entire life.

now it’s time for the Ritual Abuse of a Woman Reporter. today’s unfortunate victim is CNN’s Kaitlan Collins

Kaitlan Collins: “what would say to Epstein survivo—”

Donny: “you are so bad. you are the worst reporter. no wonder C— CNN has no ratings, because of people like you. you know, she’s a young woman. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile. I’ve known you for— ten years. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a smile on your face. you know why you’re not smiling? because you know you’re not telling the truth. and you’re a— a very dishonest organization. and they should be ashamed of you.”

shut the fuck up, Piggy. stop being such a misogynistic little piss-baby.

Kaitlan Collins isn’t obligated to keep a fake smile plastered on her face while she does her job. she’s not some Motel-a-Lago spa girl, getting paid to pretend to not be repulsed by Jabba the Trump.

look, at this point I’ve given up. I don’t expect any reporter to win my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ (which is now in its 2,136th day).

but I do have my own question: what the fuck is wrong with Kaitlan Collins’ colleagues? once again, they watched Donny chew out a fellow reporter — and they stood there and said nothing. it’s shameful and cowardly.

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check out this fuckpuddle of weirdness. for the second time in four days, Donny’s presser ended abruptly, with his minders running in and hustling the press of there.

look at them, waving their arms and shouting ‘let’s GO, let’s GO!’

this ‘get the fuck out of here’ business is also exactly how last Friday’s Oval Bordello presser ended.

the rumor last Friday was that Donny had shat himself raw. who even knows if that was really the case? we’ll never get a straight answer out of Dear Leader’s minders.

what happened yesterday? was Donny having some physical episode? a mental episode?

one thing’s for certain: they’re hiding something from us.

have you noticed that Donny no longer does solo pressers in the Oval Bordello? now it’s always some big production, with frail old Donny sitting at his desk and a dozen or more flunkies standing behind him. and the flunkies do most of the talking, while President Droolbucket sits there looking disengaged at best — and at worst, fast asleep.

Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants clearly can no longer hack the rigors of being a pretend president. he just isn’t up to the task. he’s failing both mentally and physically.

he’s simply a figurehead who gets trotted out to sign whatever papers they put in front of him, and to insult the press — while Nosferatu McGoebbels does the dirty business of ruining the country.

the American people have a right to know what’s going on. it’s time for some transparency.

release Donny’s medical records. release the results of his cognitive tests. release the results of his MRI.

oh, and release all of the unedited Dead Pedo Bestie Files, you fucking fucks.

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