the GOP's latest bogus “Biden scandal” is a grade-z bullshit nothingburger
crimes are extremely difficult to prove when there is no evidence because there is no crime
hey, remember the Twitter Files? remember how it blew the lid off Joe Biden’s meddling in twitter’s moderation policies? yeah, me neither. the big takeaway from that was that Donald Trump threw a shit-fit after being called a ‘pussy-ass bitch.’
remember when Kevin McCarthy gave hours of unedited Jan 6 video to Tucker Carlson? remember how Tucks used that footage to prove that Jan 6 was just a lighthearted tourist romp? yeah, me neither. the ‘report’ that aired bombed so horribly that we never heard another word about it. and former Fox employee Tucker Carlson now broadcasts an imaginary show from his basement.
remember the Weaponization of Government hearing? remember how it proved whatever the fuck Jim Jordan said it was going to prove? yeah, me neither. that hearing was such a snoozefest that even Fox News wouldn’t air it.
this week, Republicans released the results of their four-month investigation into the very big, very bad, no good, awful Biden Crime Family.
you’ll never guess how it went.
actually, you absolutely will guess how it went. just look at their faces.
oh boy, they sure do look triumphant, don’t they?
it wasn’t supposed to work out this way. Republicans were going to nail Joe Biden right to the fucking wall. that smug druggie Hunter Biden, too. this was it. anyone unlucky enough to be named Biden was going down. the whole corrupt family.
and for the GOP, this was going to be their crowning moment of glory.
the entire wingnut outrage-industrial complex sprang into action. the howling screech monkeys turned it up to eleven.
James Comer was all over the Sunday shows, promising to uncover what promised to be the crime of the century. Ron Johnson elbowed his way in front of every camera he could find.
on Tuesday, all the MAGA morons on social media were screaming “JUST WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.”
there was just one tiny little problem.
FOX BUSINESS: “Where is the Biden quid pro quo?”
RON JOHNSON: “Well again, that is a difficult thing to prove.”
yes, it’s true, and Ron Johnson fucking nails it here: crimes are extremely difficult to prove when there is no evidence because there is no crime.
the so-called ‘proof’ was so nebulous that even Fox News wasn’t buying it.
Fox News Host Brutally Confronts Comer on ‘Biden Crime Family’ Allegations: ‘You Don’t Actually Have Any Facts’
I mean, when you’ve lost Steve Doocy, it’s time to fold up your tent and go home. change your name, move to the middle of the desert, and live out the rest of your life quietly atoning.
look, Republicans, enough with the dog and pony shows. show us your evidence. if there’s been a crime committed, then the Bidens absolutely should go down. because Joe Biden is not my tribal warlord and I’m not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult.
but seriously, show us your evidence, if you have any.
until you can, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
because we’re all fucking tired of you.
Dear Jeff: you need your own TV show! Your own podcast! We need to get your word out because you just keep hitting the nail on the head. Thanks for your opinions … which are actually facts.
The Republican party is not to be taken seriously. What a bunch of performative nonsense. I feel sorry for anyone who still clings to this ridiculous party of no ideas.