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sit the fuck down, nobody gives a fucking fuck if Joe Biden cusses like a sailor
brace yourself, because there’s going to be some swearing
get ready for the stupidest fucking nonsense you’re going to hear today.
and brace yourself, because there’s going to be some swearing.
because apparently, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., the 46th President of the United States, has a bit of a potty mouth.
The president's admonitions include: "God dammit, how the fuck don't you know this?!," "Don't fucking bullshit me!" and "Get the fuck out of here!" — according to current and former Biden aides who have witnessed and been on the receiving end of such outbursts.
quite predictably, Republicans lost their fucking minds.
the most tiresome scolds on the planet wasted an entire day clutching their pearls and collapsing onto the fainting couch.
it was all too fucking much for them to bear. the President of the United States! using the f-word! my dainty ears! what will we tell the children?
area boy scout Ron DeSantis — the guy who gets his kicks from sitting in on Gitmo torture sessions — had a fucking hissy fit.
but also, weirdly enough, this happened:
it was all so fucking stupid.
so, welcome to the Republican Party’s latest lame-ass attempt at a Biden scandal. last week it was Biden using a CPAP machine to help him sleep. who knows what horrific disgrace will rear its ugly head next week.
I guess shitty bogus non-scandals are what you have to settle for when your famed whistleblower goes missing and is presumed dead.
no, wait — we finally found the whistleblower! we found the guy who is going to rip the whole fucking lid off the Biden Crime Family!
ok, not exactly. we didn’t find him. but we know who he is! aaaannnnd …
he’s been indicted for spying on America for the Chinese government. and the reason no one can find him is that he’s gone into hiding to keep from being arrested.
well done, Republicans. you got taken for a ride by a Chinese spy. you dumb fucking rubes.
or, as Joe Biden might say, “goddammit, how the fuck didn’t you know this?! don't fucking bullshit me! get the fuck out of here!”
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