"mean old Thomas Massie has been walking around with a big, throbbing discharge petition in his pants, and he’s been threatening to expose it to everyone."
"let’s just spin the Big Wheel of Moron"
"House Speaker Limpdick Von Gavel had worked himself into a Ginormous Furious"
I'm choking on coffee. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And man, do we need to laugh.
Suckier than ever. Johnson's knees must be worn to the bone by now from all of that prayin' and obeying. Someone mentioned this morning that if the Epstein files are that damning, what Putin has on Dear Cheater is much worse. Pretty scary shit as we hopelessly wait for some form of justice to prevail. Like my wife keeps saying on a daily basis, that fucker should be in jail.
I spilled my entire first cup of coffee before even getting to Jeff’s post. Otherwise it may have shot out my nose. “Wheel of Moron” is my favorite phrase of the day, along with all the other hilarious phrases my favorite writer infused in the recesses of my brain. Thank you, Sir Jeff! You have outdone yourself!
IS HE DEAD YET? And...did Jizzy Divan Vance go to see Rupe Murdoch and son to
infect them so Rupe would drop dead, or to tell them they'll get the early scoop on the use of the 25th Amendment on the orange foolius, or to reassure them about what a great Prez Hillbilly Misery is planning to be? It would be irresponsible not to speculate
I have the image in my head where Mikey's elbows are on a table, and he's baying, "Oh Leonard! You're so big. Oh so big! I'd be nothing without you. And I love christo-fascism theocracy. Make those heathens suffer. How dare they follow the teachings of Jesus. Uber evangelicalism!"
A.J. Just watched a 4 season mystery series called Arctic Circle, which is set in the Lapland region of Finland with the hero cop Nina Kautsalo. Through it I was introduced to the religion Laestadianism.
The series while very Finnish, still reminds me of the Trump administration and things going wrong with it. Only we don't have Nina Kautsalo to save the day.
Season 1 reminds me of Trump's first presidency. Season 2 has hunters that remind me of Trump, the Christian Nationalists, and the Tech Broligarchs. Seasons 3 and 4 make me think of the current CNs and their beliefs, as well as the Epstein files.
It’s been many years in the making… unfortunately the FBI budget was gone at the time (70’s-80’s), a number of their investigations into Trump ended because of financial difficulties, or he would have been in an oubliette years ago Rick!!
Great work. I'm going to read through them all. One particularly heinous story I hope law enforcement investigates is Epstein's alleged threat to feed a woman he forced into sexual slavery to alligators in a nearby lake and told her he had fed them other "girls" who tried to escape. What a monster...Authorities should look for evidence there: https://www.yahoo.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-threatened-feed-woman-223709460.html
I loathe gun nut asshole Massie but in this situation it reminds me of Cleavon Little’s sheriff in Blazing Saddles where up on stage says he’s gonna “whip it out (an announcement)” and the women scream
Yes Susan, the room’s getting more and more humid. An ominous brown cloud has formed just below the ceiling and the source is the copious amount of steam from Donald’s latest record-setting load of shit
The "Big Wheel of Moron" really got to me this morning. I feel like all of us have been strapped to that wheel for six months, minimum. It's a lot like the Catherine wheel but dumber and a slower type of torture.
Speaking of House Speaker Limp Dick's(HSLD) dick, it is not limp all the time. Apparently he has his son monitoring his porn usage. This seems like some sort of indirect way of titillating his son, as well as his monitoring of his son's porn usage so being titillated in turn by his son. So, HSLD is a twisted pervert. The twisted pervert twists the twizzler who twists the twizzler in turn.
Limp dick. I don't know where I read it, probably not true but it sure would make a whole lotta sense that Mike Johnson went through conversion therapy when he was a teen. I can picture this, can you?
Don't know about Brother Johnson's past, but I do know that, if I were forced at gunpoint to say something nice about him, I would note how soft and smooth the skin of his face is. You would never think a razor had ever touched those cheeks......
I might have to mention this to the Official Panty-Checker of the House, Nancy Mace.
Well Joyce, I looked it up and went further. Apparently Limp Dick Mike was involved in the early 2000's with supporting systems and help in building communities that provide "coersion/conversion therapy to young Lesbian and Gay children. Who knows what perverse sick shit they did to those kids. Horrifying. Just horrifying.
What I really need to know is if there’s a cap on suckiness - because I’m really not sure how much more I can take. Surely there’s a maximum allowable amount, right? 🤯
oh, Massie's already saying that he's going to pull out his big throbbing discharge petition the very minute the the House is gaveled back into session in September
Johnson wants to give the administration "time to do what they're doing" which is to say, time to come up with some sanitized version that they can claim to be "the" Epstein files.
"He is losing his capacity for coherent speech. We’ve collected dozens and dozens of Trump’s phonemic paraphrasias, in which you use sounds in place of an actual word (a hallmark of brain damage and dementia). What happens is that someone is trying to say a word and then they get the first part out but they have to end it or create one because they can’t remember the rest. Trump will say something like ‘mishiz’ for missiles, or “Chrishus” for Christmas, because he can’t complete the word. Then we see also a lot of semantic paraphrasias, in which he uses a word incorrectly, as in “the oranges of the situation” because it rhymes with “the origins of the situation.” This is not within normal limits; his basic ability to use language is breaking down."
Yes, dear, we get worse. My typing is terrible these days. If my comments look good, it's only because I still can proofread. For example, in the last sentence, I typed "because" twice before I proofread it.
Ok we all know he’s incapable of leading this country in anything - let alone a real crisis. So, how do we get rid of this pile of feces inhabiting the WH????
Secret Service takes the same constitutional oath, also have ample opportunities to carry out protecting their Constitutional duties from enemies foreign, or within Karen… sayi’n!!
If I had a dollar for every time, a republican referred to Democrats as “pedos” I could buy the next election. Now that their cult leader is known to be an ACTUAL pedophile, they aren’t saying jack shit.
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES……..that is all that comes out of his mouth and the rest of the maggot congress/cabinet/advisors spin it to go with whatever the fuck he is saying. Stephen Colbert’s response and Jon Stewart’s song speaks for all of us! (well…me anyway! lol)
This is a strong cult.... I can't even fathom how these people continue to placate the felon. He's DYING! Today would be a good day to finish the process.
The problem is that many of the MAGAots knowledge of current events is the cat memes they share with their fellow MAGAots on Facebook. All they know is "I like Trump because he's a good guy and loves America." I've conversed with some and when you start to get to the nuts and bolts their eyes glaze over and the go back to default mode of "That stuff doesn't bother me."
It's the 20 trans kids who want to play sports too that really gets their goat OVER AND OVER again.....like it's the end of the world...that they incognizantly are ending themselves with their climate change denial, cutting regulations, increasing wealth inequity, terrorizing mass deportation into unsanitary and dehumanized conditions when there is absolutely no need to do so and has serious negative impact on the industries that employed immigrants, messing with our voting rights, messing with our minds and hearts on a daily basis, and teaching our children that lying and cheating is winning. My hope for the day: Light will dawn on Marblehead as they say in Massachusetts...and its going to shine on some really horrid debased minds that will shrivel in the dust SOON! or writhe in the pit of despair!! Then they will really come to Jesus and he will say, Yo dawg, get down behind me Satan. Let you drink out of a toilet bowl, and it won't be a golden throne.
Jeff, you forgot his “thoughts on drug prices” Instead of a measly 10 or 20% reduction in drug costs we will lower them by 1500% or 500% or 300%… nobody has ever done this before… welp, I’m guessing that not only are drug costs go down so much that they will be free… not only will they be free…the drug companies will pay you.. Attention pick up on isle 47, he f**king crazy and we need the fellows in fine white starched uniforms to… take him away..🤮
I want that motherfker to be treated just like he is treating innocent people he has put into his concentration camps. Eat your maggot and worm-infested shit food like a fking dog on the floor with your hands tied behind your back. You will be denied your meds because "fuck you" that's why. You will be sleeping on a metal bed with no mattress, pillow, sheets, or blanket because "fuck you" that's why. You will shit in a filthy shit-filled toilet that you share with 100 other men who haven't showered or changed clothes in four days because "fuck you" that's why. No one will know where you are, or if you are even alive because "fuck you" that's why. PS -- Fuck you T💩p.
The U.S. is treating deported and detained immigrants like prisoners of war or incarcerated terrorists at Abu Ghraib. Combat enemies. And only a small percentage has a criminal record.
Again, our military does not seem to know their job (to serve & protect The Constitution) nor are they able to recogonize an ENEMY OF AMERICA. That being 6 SCOTUS, ALL rePU politicians aiding & abetting, and all current occupants of the WH. (Too bad secret service whatever you call what you do-- should of gotten a different assignment...) THEY -- ALL OF THEM --are not worth any of US. Also, if there are no real consequences for these criminal terrorists, tRUMP or not, there WILL BE another just like him, hot on his heels, to be sure.
You read my emotional meter this last week. I am so snarky and pissed off that I am rage typing comments everywhere. Fed up. Just wrote a reply back to the local newspaper to a racist letter claiming that if people are protesting ICE, then we are showing our support for gang bangers, rapists, and pedophiles. That was my last nerve, snapped in half. I hope they publish it. Will see......
I am all outta fks to give too. I'm old. If those fkers come for me, I will go all Medieval on their ass with my barbed-wire-wrapped Louisville Slugger.
These supporters of this bs should all be deported without the due process they so flagrantly think immigrants are not "deserving" of. Again, mf SCOTUS is to blame here. They are not - havent been for a while-- RULING CONSTITUTIONALLY. These are not justices. They are ruling for what THEY WANT--his agenda. They (6) should be disbarred, impeached and lined up in front of a firing squad for TREASON. Special shout-out to the silent Bush family who started loading up the scotus that has led to where we are now-- in the shitter.
…to the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away, haha!
What the holy fuck!!! We pay these motherfuckers $175,000 a year, plus free medical and dental which their voters don't and thanks to the BBB will never fucking have, to work part time!!! The government is running, poorly, FULL FUCKING TIME!!!
GET YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSES BACK TO FUCKING WORK OR WHEN YOUR ELECTION COMES UP YOU'LL BE OUT OF A FUCKING JOB!!! And they shouldn't get their salaries for life after they serve a certain number of terms...THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! Real workers don't get a full salary when they retire so why the fuck should they!!! THEY DON'T DO THE JOB THEY WERE 'HIRED' TO DO SO FUCK THEM!!!
You got it, Phil. Only in America can these least productive members in society make all the rules and only feather their own nests. Not only do they have medical, dental and vision care while in office, they are covered with those sweetheart policies for the rest of their despicable lives. They vote to give themselves raises, while the minimum wage has been stuck on $7.50 for 1000 years. They don’t work for us. Kick them all out and start over…for We the People, dammit.
Hopefully the middle of the road rePU that put their middle of the road trust in these corrupt pos, will not vote them in again to represent them. They will be just as useless but prob less harmful. If their supporters continue to inflict these destructive criminals on the rest of the country, then I see big KARMA in all their futures...
Or anyone, except the super rich, which includes themselves after they've collected their "extra" earnings during their tenures....I'm all in favor of canceling all health coverage for Congress. No reason they shouldn't pay their own way; after all--they're not contributing to MY health insurance.
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Dirty work afoot indeed.
Look, Uncle Jeff. He is dying, we all know it. We are watching it. Going to prison...yes....he is....because he touched things HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOUCHED.
Just out curiosity, what happens to people who can't answer the questions, but they can't go back to the land of the living? Is that how we get a Zombie Apocalypse?
They claimed "lower prices." What they REALLY wanted was a misogynist, homophobic, racist bastard who would ruin the lives of every group they hated, too.
Sedatious- my thought was Salacious combined with Seditious…
After all, the dictionary defines salacious as: having or conveying undue or inappropriate interest in sexual matters.
It’s become very clear to us how inappropriate his sexual interest is. 🤔 And no, interest shouldn’t die over the summer break- but I’d party if he did.
Me too. I thought to myself while trying to get through Jon Stewart's show from just a few months ago, "Et tu Jon?" I stopped watching. Glad to hear he's back on our side.
"mean old Thomas Massie has been walking around with a big, throbbing discharge petition in his pants, and he’s been threatening to expose it to everyone."
"let’s just spin the Big Wheel of Moron"
"House Speaker Limpdick Von Gavel had worked himself into a Ginormous Furious"
I'm choking on coffee. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And man, do we need to laugh.
Shit is getting suckier.
Suckier than ever. Johnson's knees must be worn to the bone by now from all of that prayin' and obeying. Someone mentioned this morning that if the Epstein files are that damning, what Putin has on Dear Cheater is much worse. Pretty scary shit as we hopelessly wait for some form of justice to prevail. Like my wife keeps saying on a daily basis, that fucker should be in jail.
Johnson wants to jerk off so bad to relieve his burden but his son would get an alert and bust him.
Well, thanks a LOT, Dean. Now I have to somehow purge THAT mental image from my poor little brain. 😖🤢🤣
IKR?
Really! 🙀 🤢 🤮
I spilled my entire first cup of coffee before even getting to Jeff’s post. Otherwise it may have shot out my nose. “Wheel of Moron” is my favorite phrase of the day, along with all the other hilarious phrases my favorite writer infused in the recesses of my brain. Thank you, Sir Jeff! You have outdone yourself!
Not sure his short little elfin arm is long enough to reach down there.
So glad I’ m reading this way after my b’fast altho the image is psychologically harmful. Thanks Dean🥃
😂😂😂
That is probably the most exciting part.
Well Speaker Covenant Eyes should suck it up. I guess he has to work on getting hotter than Russian agent Gabbard.
Ann Telnaes:
https://substack.com/home/post/p-168987169
Ann’s political cartoon, knocked it out of the park Derek!!
I love this particular take 😁
And kneeling before dump and doing who knows what
IS HE DEAD YET? And...did Jizzy Divan Vance go to see Rupe Murdoch and son to
infect them so Rupe would drop dead, or to tell them they'll get the early scoop on the use of the 25th Amendment on the orange foolius, or to reassure them about what a great Prez Hillbilly Misery is planning to be? It would be irresponsible not to speculate
There are a lot of things people can do on their knees. I am sure Mike is perfecting all of them.
I have the image in my head where Mikey's elbows are on a table, and he's baying, "Oh Leonard! You're so big. Oh so big! I'd be nothing without you. And I love christo-fascism theocracy. Make those heathens suffer. How dare they follow the teachings of Jesus. Uber evangelicalism!"
A.J. Just watched a 4 season mystery series called Arctic Circle, which is set in the Lapland region of Finland with the hero cop Nina Kautsalo. Through it I was introduced to the religion Laestadianism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laestadianism
The series while very Finnish, still reminds me of the Trump administration and things going wrong with it. Only we don't have Nina Kautsalo to save the day.
Season 1 reminds me of Trump's first presidency. Season 2 has hunters that remind me of Trump, the Christian Nationalists, and the Tech Broligarchs. Seasons 3 and 4 make me think of the current CNs and their beliefs, as well as the Epstein files.
Obviously well versed in the things one does on their knees Linda, good call!!
There's a LOT more than praying wearing out his knees.
Bobbing for apples comes to mind.
😂😂😂😂
Well played Rick!!
Agree with pukin's intel on the orange sadistic pedophile.
It’s been many years in the making… unfortunately the FBI budget was gone at the time (70’s-80’s), a number of their investigations into Trump ended because of financial difficulties, or he would have been in an oubliette years ago Rick!!
Laughter is the best medicine, along with a few edibles
Enjoy.
Follow the money and billionaires behind Epstein and Trump with this interactive map
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/07/22/follow-the-money-and-billionaires-behind-epstein-and-trump-with-this-interactive-map/
Follow the locations where it went down with the Trump — Epstein Scandal Map
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/07/19/trump-epstein-scandal-map-timeline-relationship-network/
Follow the Trump — Epstein Timeline with this interactive chart.
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/07/16/trump-epstein-timeline/
House Republicans block release of Epstein files: What are they hiding? Check this relationship map for clues!
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/07/15/house-republicans-block-release-of-epstein-files-check-infographic-for-clues/
Orange Jesus new commandment teaches hypocrites to hide Epstein Files
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/07/20/orange-jesus-new-commandment-teaches-hypocrites-to-hide-epstein-files/
Caught in the Epstein Files scandal? Escape With The Illustrated 4‑Step Trump Evasion Playbook!
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/07/17/trump-illustrated-evasion-playbookfor-epstein-files-scandal/
Great work. I'm going to read through them all. One particularly heinous story I hope law enforcement investigates is Epstein's alleged threat to feed a woman he forced into sexual slavery to alligators in a nearby lake and told her he had fed them other "girls" who tried to escape. What a monster...Authorities should look for evidence there: https://www.yahoo.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-threatened-feed-woman-223709460.html
Does Donny ever have any original ideas?
Geez.
Taking a healthy dose of them daily Kay-EI, nice to see I’m not alone!!
Not at all, my friend
My gal!
👏👏👏
Agreed Kay-EI… a few is exactly how many? I’m a big believer in a few a day, a couple at night for a good snooze, depending on the Delta # and mg’s!!
I loathe gun nut asshole Massie but in this situation it reminds me of Cleavon Little’s sheriff in Blazing Saddles where up on stage says he’s gonna “whip it out (an announcement)” and the women scream
Lol, I was trying to come up with something to play on big throbbing discharge petition but all I did was gross myself out.
Hahahahahaha
Yes Susan, the room’s getting more and more humid. An ominous brown cloud has formed just below the ceiling and the source is the copious amount of steam from Donald’s latest record-setting load of shit
I havent had my coffee yet, Susan. Im jealous.
yes!!!
Get some.
Laughter and anger...best combo around!!!😂😂😂🤨🤨🤨😂😂😂
Laughter, anger and coffee. You have to have something to spew out your nose.
Fucking A right. You forgot cussing.
The "Big Wheel of Moron" really got to me this morning. I feel like all of us have been strapped to that wheel for six months, minimum. It's a lot like the Catherine wheel but dumber and a slower type of torture.
You got that right. So many morons…indecent people.
Couldn’t agree more Susan!!🤦🏼♀️😡😤🤬
THE STUPID. IT BURNS
Speaking of House Speaker Limp Dick's(HSLD) dick, it is not limp all the time. Apparently he has his son monitoring his porn usage. This seems like some sort of indirect way of titillating his son, as well as his monitoring of his son's porn usage so being titillated in turn by his son. So, HSLD is a twisted pervert. The twisted pervert twists the twizzler who twists the twizzler in turn.
Limp dick. I don't know where I read it, probably not true but it sure would make a whole lotta sense that Mike Johnson went through conversion therapy when he was a teen. I can picture this, can you?
Don't know about Brother Johnson's past, but I do know that, if I were forced at gunpoint to say something nice about him, I would note how soft and smooth the skin of his face is. You would never think a razor had ever touched those cheeks......
I might have to mention this to the Official Panty-Checker of the House, Nancy Mace.
Well Joyce, I looked it up and went further. Apparently Limp Dick Mike was involved in the early 2000's with supporting systems and help in building communities that provide "coersion/conversion therapy to young Lesbian and Gay children. Who knows what perverse sick shit they did to those kids. Horrifying. Just horrifying.
Botox, Joyce!
😂😂😂. Yeah I knew about the app. “Twists the twizzler”. Lol!!! HSLD should stick-perfect!!
You just KNOW he's the kind of guy who reads the Epstein Files with one hand.
Good take on it, Linda!
What I really need to know is if there’s a cap on suckiness - because I’m really not sure how much more I can take. Surely there’s a maximum allowable amount, right? 🤯
I need a regular dose of humor to combat the heebie geebies that these sick, sadistic creeps in this regime and the party of Sadists all give me.
Same. What have these people become!?!😭
Not-people, Susan. It's really that straightforward. They need to be treated like an infectious disease of immediate risk to public health and safety.
Because it is. Nobody cries for bacteria; you just find the appropriate antibiotic and get rid of the infection.
That's where we're at.
Indeed.
I have a feeling that the Epstein/Trump crisis will be waiting for the cowardly Congress after the Summer break is over. 😊
oh, Massie's already saying that he's going to pull out his big throbbing discharge petition the very minute the the House is gaveled back into session in September
Some good advice for everyone: Find someone who loves you as much as the unreconstructed party loves protecting its predators.
Meanwhile good excuse to take a taxpayer paid vacation.
I want a refund!
😂😂😂😂
A 4-laugher, Susan!
We can only hope Uncle Jeff.
Maybe Massie will be the next one found dead kneeling next to his bed with a bed sheet around his neck....
Nah, more likely to "fall-out" of a helicopter.
Can’t wait! 😂
To quote another commentator, "Now, 'scuse me while I whip this out."
Remind me why the House members getting paid to NOT work is an example of stopping waste, fraud and abuse.
They expect us to suspend all thought and accept their unacceptable behavior. It’s the Republicon way.
But we're not in that THINKING BUILDING 🤔
They can go fuck themselves.
It's waste, fraud and abuse only when you spend your vacay in Cancun like my Senator Ted Cruz.
All the while innocent people are freezing to death…fuck Cancun Cruz!
Ted gets serious consideration for “Most Punchable Face in America.”
I nominate KKKaroline Lie-Vitt!
Johnson wants to give the administration "time to do what they're doing" which is to say, time to come up with some sanitized version that they can claim to be "the" Epstein files.
Let's all make a collective effort for that to happen:)
Schools out for summer?
Guaranteed Susan!!
From one of the "Duty to Warn" people:
"He is losing his capacity for coherent speech. We’ve collected dozens and dozens of Trump’s phonemic paraphrasias, in which you use sounds in place of an actual word (a hallmark of brain damage and dementia). What happens is that someone is trying to say a word and then they get the first part out but they have to end it or create one because they can’t remember the rest. Trump will say something like ‘mishiz’ for missiles, or “Chrishus” for Christmas, because he can’t complete the word. Then we see also a lot of semantic paraphrasias, in which he uses a word incorrectly, as in “the oranges of the situation” because it rhymes with “the origins of the situation.” This is not within normal limits; his basic ability to use language is breaking down."
https://mindsitenews.org/2025/04/01/sanewashed-trump-dementia-and-mental-illness/
This is an interesting study in the breakdown of language in elderly people. We get examples every day now.
I’m knot shur I no wut your talkin bout, longtime birdwatcher. Wee get wurse?
Yes, dear, we get worse. My typing is terrible these days. If my comments look good, it's only because I still can proofread. For example, in the last sentence, I typed "because" twice before I proofread it.
I suck at proofreading, I'll admit it.
☝️ How did I do that ?
It’s good to hear from you.
🤩
Ok we all know he’s incapable of leading this country in anything - let alone a real crisis. So, how do we get rid of this pile of feces inhabiting the WH????
As soon as some faction in the military recognizes "the enemy" and disposes them ALL.
Secret Service takes the same constitutional oath, also have ample opportunities to carry out protecting their Constitutional duties from enemies foreign, or within Karen… sayi’n!!
Now!!!
Revolution might’ve been a good answer to your query Dave!!
Agreed , Patrick.
Don't forget "RAYDOH".
Well his intelligence was pretty limited to begin with.
If I had a dollar for every time, a republican referred to Democrats as “pedos” I could buy the next election. Now that their cult leader is known to be an ACTUAL pedophile, they aren’t saying jack shit.
If you had a dollar for every republican who is a pedophile, you could buy the next election.
I could buy every election until the end of time.
Damn! That’s what I was going to say
Fact Stephanie!!
They’re still saying it Stephanie, but not with a same celerity!!
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES……..that is all that comes out of his mouth and the rest of the maggot congress/cabinet/advisors spin it to go with whatever the fuck he is saying. Stephen Colbert’s response and Jon Stewart’s song speaks for all of us! (well…me anyway! lol)
This is a strong cult.... I can't even fathom how these people continue to placate the felon. He's DYING! Today would be a good day to finish the process.
Anything I can do to help?
MOCK ! MOCK ! I'm suddenly channeling
Steve Allen !
The problem is that many of the MAGAots knowledge of current events is the cat memes they share with their fellow MAGAots on Facebook. All they know is "I like Trump because he's a good guy and loves America." I've conversed with some and when you start to get to the nuts and bolts their eyes glaze over and the go back to default mode of "That stuff doesn't bother me."
Hey, don't pull a Vance (i.e., "childless cat ladies"). Some of us ANTI-MAGAts like cats.
Yes we do!
I'm sure, though, that's not the extent of your news day. 😉
It's the 20 trans kids who want to play sports too that really gets their goat OVER AND OVER again.....like it's the end of the world...that they incognizantly are ending themselves with their climate change denial, cutting regulations, increasing wealth inequity, terrorizing mass deportation into unsanitary and dehumanized conditions when there is absolutely no need to do so and has serious negative impact on the industries that employed immigrants, messing with our voting rights, messing with our minds and hearts on a daily basis, and teaching our children that lying and cheating is winning. My hope for the day: Light will dawn on Marblehead as they say in Massachusetts...and its going to shine on some really horrid debased minds that will shrivel in the dust SOON! or writhe in the pit of despair!! Then they will really come to Jesus and he will say, Yo dawg, get down behind me Satan. Let you drink out of a toilet bowl, and it won't be a golden throne.
I am still trying to figure out how trans kids playing sports is supposed to have an actual negative effect on the planet.
Or anything else for that matter.
It is really “I don’t understand that stuff. “
I work daily to defeat the cult.
I loved the song!
Every day Tess.
Ditto Tess!!
Jeff, you forgot his “thoughts on drug prices” Instead of a measly 10 or 20% reduction in drug costs we will lower them by 1500% or 500% or 300%… nobody has ever done this before… welp, I’m guessing that not only are drug costs go down so much that they will be free… not only will they be free…the drug companies will pay you.. Attention pick up on isle 47, he f**king crazy and we need the fellows in fine white starched uniforms to… take him away..🤮
I want that motherfker to be treated just like he is treating innocent people he has put into his concentration camps. Eat your maggot and worm-infested shit food like a fking dog on the floor with your hands tied behind your back. You will be denied your meds because "fuck you" that's why. You will be sleeping on a metal bed with no mattress, pillow, sheets, or blanket because "fuck you" that's why. You will shit in a filthy shit-filled toilet that you share with 100 other men who haven't showered or changed clothes in four days because "fuck you" that's why. No one will know where you are, or if you are even alive because "fuck you" that's why. PS -- Fuck you T💩p.
The U.S. is treating deported and detained immigrants like prisoners of war or incarcerated terrorists at Abu Ghraib. Combat enemies. And only a small percentage has a criminal record.
Again, our military does not seem to know their job (to serve & protect The Constitution) nor are they able to recogonize an ENEMY OF AMERICA. That being 6 SCOTUS, ALL rePU politicians aiding & abetting, and all current occupants of the WH. (Too bad secret service whatever you call what you do-- should of gotten a different assignment...) THEY -- ALL OF THEM --are not worth any of US. Also, if there are no real consequences for these criminal terrorists, tRUMP or not, there WILL BE another just like him, hot on his heels, to be sure.
You read my emotional meter this last week. I am so snarky and pissed off that I am rage typing comments everywhere. Fed up. Just wrote a reply back to the local newspaper to a racist letter claiming that if people are protesting ICE, then we are showing our support for gang bangers, rapists, and pedophiles. That was my last nerve, snapped in half. I hope they publish it. Will see......
I am all outta fks to give too. I'm old. If those fkers come for me, I will go all Medieval on their ass with my barbed-wire-wrapped Louisville Slugger.
👏👏👏
These supporters of this bs should all be deported without the due process they so flagrantly think immigrants are not "deserving" of. Again, mf SCOTUS is to blame here. They are not - havent been for a while-- RULING CONSTITUTIONALLY. These are not justices. They are ruling for what THEY WANT--his agenda. They (6) should be disbarred, impeached and lined up in front of a firing squad for TREASON. Special shout-out to the silent Bush family who started loading up the scotus that has led to where we are now-- in the shitter.
I don't feed ANY animal maggot- or worm-infested food. Unless it's a bird that specifically wants to eat it as a food source.
But I'm all in feeding MAGAts exclusively on that, with the addition of some cockroaches that recently ambled through pig shit.
…to the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away, haha!
https://youtu.be/eQNI1KfGXBA?si=7N5Web17R-c9RwQq
I had that single! 🤣🤣🤣
Does that bring back memories, or what, Connie? It’s so haunting.
It also has kind of a Nazi death beat in the background.
That song creeped me out
Remember what was on the B side? :)
"!aaaH-aH ,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er'yehT"
I have the whole album. There's a version in which Napoleon's girlfriend retorts being called a mangy mutt.
(edit it was mangy not lousy-mutt)
There you go, using arithmetic again
GET THE NET !
Tell them to bring the "big boy" butterfly net!
What the holy fuck!!! We pay these motherfuckers $175,000 a year, plus free medical and dental which their voters don't and thanks to the BBB will never fucking have, to work part time!!! The government is running, poorly, FULL FUCKING TIME!!!
GET YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSES BACK TO FUCKING WORK OR WHEN YOUR ELECTION COMES UP YOU'LL BE OUT OF A FUCKING JOB!!! And they shouldn't get their salaries for life after they serve a certain number of terms...THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! Real workers don't get a full salary when they retire so why the fuck should they!!! THEY DON'T DO THE JOB THEY WERE 'HIRED' TO DO SO FUCK THEM!!!
You got it, Phil. Only in America can these least productive members in society make all the rules and only feather their own nests. Not only do they have medical, dental and vision care while in office, they are covered with those sweetheart policies for the rest of their despicable lives. They vote to give themselves raises, while the minimum wage has been stuck on $7.50 for 1000 years. They don’t work for us. Kick them all out and start over…for We the People, dammit.
I like the way you think Walt.
Hopefully the middle of the road rePU that put their middle of the road trust in these corrupt pos, will not vote them in again to represent them. They will be just as useless but prob less harmful. If their supporters continue to inflict these destructive criminals on the rest of the country, then I see big KARMA in all their futures...
Yep, free health insurance for life. That’s gotta change since they think having coverage is not necessary for poor people
Or anyone, except the super rich, which includes themselves after they've collected their "extra" earnings during their tenures....I'm all in favor of canceling all health coverage for Congress. No reason they shouldn't pay their own way; after all--they're not contributing to MY health insurance.
Maybe if these grifters had to go on Medicare in their old age would they consider doing their best to protect that valuable institution.
Limpdick McGavel needs a Dem opponent in 2026. Time for the Dem party to wake up & not give up b/c his district is, you know, red.
Just wait until a major hurricane slams into Louisiana and NOAA and FEMA are nowhere to be seen.
Johnson will still carry water for trump. He’ll say the hurricane was god’s will and that trump and fema are exceeding all expectations.
If maga is starting to distrust trump, it’s a short hop to distrusting his water carriers, too.
CA gov Newsome will step up prob
Phil, I love your righteous anger!!!
I don't tolerate bullshit from assholes like our government very well...actually I don't tolerate bullshit at all.
Thank you
Because surely when the House reconvenes in September we'll have forgotten all about the Epstein files.
Think again, amigo.
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Dirty work afoot indeed.
Look, Uncle Jeff. He is dying, we all know it. We are watching it. Going to prison...yes....he is....because he touched things HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOUCHED.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/ok-this-is-it-really-i-swear-he-really
Im just tired of writing articles about why hes dying, and why it will happen, but it hasnt yet.
Thanks Uncle Jeff as always, and never forget.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
When trouble reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled...
Brave Brave Sir robin.
I do feel like hate is so strong of an emotion it keeps you alive. 😬
Hate offers focus, commitment, and a sense of purpose, plus tribal unity with other haters. It keeps the MAGA dregs alive while eating their guts out.
Haha, Frank Drebin in the Naked Gun: “It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it’ll clean you out but it leaves you hollow inside.”
Whoa--there you go: the origin of Donnie Demento's advice to drink bleach to cure COVID! He must've seen the movie before that press conference.
He makes Frank Drebin look like an exemplar of competency and common sense
😂😂😂
Just out curiosity, what happens to people who can't answer the questions, but they can't go back to the land of the living? Is that how we get a Zombie Apocalypse?
“I am the egg (price) man, coup, coup, ka-kook” said Donny Trump (apologies to The Beatles)
Everything the g.o.p. is doing to shut down the Epstein problem is making it worse. Delightful, isn't it?
They don’t even realize they are hurting themselves and yes, it’s a beautiful thing.
Remember a lot of Americans knew this about him and voted (or non-voted) him in, because they wanted him to smash the minorities they hate.
Exactly. They found someone to make their racism and bigotry acceptable.
Mostly they wanted lower prices. Oops! That did not and will not happen.
They claimed "lower prices." What they REALLY wanted was a misogynist, homophobic, racist bastard who would ruin the lives of every group they hated, too.
Motivation #1
I fear that I am going to end up wearing a cervical collar from shaking my head so much. Am I still living in the United States?
I may be old, but I got to see America before it went to shit. Can our country get any worse ? Rhetorical question. Not a challenge for the maggots.
Obama probably had the FU at the end,
I am sure he politely deleted that though
If TACO could read, he would see the FU, implied
I would have gladly mailed Obama $10 if he'd ended it with "THank you for your attention to this matter."
Sedatious- my thought was Salacious combined with Seditious…
After all, the dictionary defines salacious as: having or conveying undue or inappropriate interest in sexual matters.
It’s become very clear to us how inappropriate his sexual interest is. 🤔 And no, interest shouldn’t die over the summer break- but I’d party if he did.
My thought was sedated. As in “I wanna be sedated”
That works, too!
He does doze off a LOT.
But he doesn't sleep at night !
Maybe the Rethuglicans are hoping for (or planning on) T💩p being dead by September.
Maybe he meant sedated, which is what he should be.
That’s as good a guess as any, Ellyn. Who knows what the spiders in his big, fat pumpkin head are spinning?
I think there’s also rabid squirrels among those spiders-and right now they all seem backed against the wall.
I’m more than ready to declare 2025 The Year of National Corruption- or The Year of Rabid Squirrels, either one.
I'm with Colbert. And if you haven't watched the Monday Jon Stewart, you've missed half the laughs in your life.
Thanks, Oregon Larry, Oregon Walt will check it out.
I lost faith with Jon Stewart during the last election, but, apparently he is trying to win me back.
He won me back
Jon Stewart did so much for the 9/11 first responders and civilians in his testimony to Congress. He won me back as well…
Me too. I thought to myself while trying to get through Jon Stewart's show from just a few months ago, "Et tu Jon?" I stopped watching. Glad to hear he's back on our side.
Colbert should run for Lindseys seat