I didn't want to go down the rabbit hole of 'aren't all prostate cancers slow growing,' which is the basis the Republican accusations of a cover-up. they're not, but I'm not a doctor and didn't want to fuck up the explanation. here's a thread for anyone interested: https://www.threads.com/@carpe.dewitt/post/DJ2u5dYuU2a
Well I am a retired doc and there are different grades and stages of Prostate Cancer. Some last longer than the patient will. Some move rapidly. And some evade the blood test (PSA-Negative Prostate Cancer). There are no absolutes in a cancer diagnosis. and I would thank Imbecile J. tRump Sr. and Jr. to shut the fuck up.
Coming from a family with generations of men with prostate cancer, whether they're in a wait-and-see mode or whether they're actively treating, it doesn't affect their ability to carry on. No doubt, there are thousands of men in responsible positions in and out of government who aren't stopping while they treat or monitor this cancer. Besides, the same Republicans screaming about "cover-ups" of Joe's issues would scream even louder if his vice-president (the scary Black lady) had stepped in for him.
Glad both you and Lois are still here and not looking back. I was diagnosed in 2011, had a mastectomy and also still cancer free and not looking back. #cancersucks
🤯 Holy cowbones...I hope you threw her the heck out of your house until she did some research and apologized. Unbelievable, what people will say. I mean, I sorta get it...people can have a hard time processing such horrible news and often fumble for the right thing to say--but "You're lucky" is DEFINITELY not the right thing!!!
I hope you are doing okay and are a survivor. And I hope your sister-in-law knows better than to say such things now!
I’m fine now and you don’t really need two breasts anyway. My sister in law hasn’t learned a thing as far as I know. Her family belongs to one of those churches that imagine the rapture is right around the corner and only their religion will be taken up. If true, I must confess I won’t miss any of them when the time comes.
Yes, instead of the incredibly stupid fan fic that it is. Imagine all those sanctimonious jerks sent to hell where they belong. I do wish that part were true at least. We could restore the planet to a decent shape.
My own sister-in-law and then later on my SISTER both said the most egregiously awful things to me (and continued to do so) until I evicted both of them from my life, but honestly - even though they were awful for me, I couldn't imagine having someone say what she did to you, I'd bet there's an element of jealousy and this was her way of trying to cut you down dismissively. As others here feel, I SO want to reach through the screen to give you the biggest hug possible - while at the same time smacking her silly.
Yes, I’ve had that comment as well. People say stupid things. Cancer, any cancer is definitely traumatic. If you don’t know what to say try, what can I do, or what do you need otherwise, keep your mouth shut.
Rhoda, we two seem to have the same ideas about the person who made that despicable comment. I like that. ;) Fwiw, having so many here report that they've 'been there' with that AWFUL diagnosis gives hope to so many of us who (fingers crossed) haven't yet been touched by this dastardly disease. I am so grateful that all of you who have are still here and kicking and wish everyone good health and much happiness, as I do Joe Biden and his wife Jill who has been so horribly attacked. The latest? That vicious harridan loonyloomer AND self-appointed jesusfreak kevin sorbo. I accidentally caught their comments on twitter and fired off a missive or 2, or 3. They're both so HORRID.
I could never wish Cancer on ANYONE, Rhoda, but confess that when it comes to some of those making these truly horrid comments about the Bidens, my own rage begins to rise and makes me want to wish it for them - at least for a week or so. JUST SO they could learn what real human people suffer through. Perhaps it would shut them up, but I wouldn't count on it. Like you, I fear they've lost any semblance of empathy whatsoever. They wouldn't get it.
And furthermore, as a geriatrician (retired), it is NOT CUSTOMARY NOR INDICATED to screen an otherwise healthy 80+ year old for prostatic cancer. Apparently, it was initially found as a prostatic nodule on routine rectal exam. Trust me, I’m a doctor ;).
Had Joe Biden been hiding this diagnosis and delaying treatment,
1) Delay would be life-shortening. Why would he do that, especially after dropping out of the race in July 2024, delaying treatment ten months until May 2025? Makes no sense.
2) If he already had this diagnosis in hand, Biden could have used distraction as an explanation for his poor debate performance. He didn’t - because he most certainly had yet to be diagnosed
There's no way he'd do that, ESPECIALLY after dropping out. Hell, saying I have to treat for cancer so am dropping out would have been LESS hurtful to his pride than doing it because he had a horrible debate performance.
Treating for cancer would be something the majority of Americans would have understood.
Actually, t's first debate performance last year was the worst. He didn't tell the truth once. You can't win a debate by lying. People complained about Biden's performance, but it was better than t's.
The magats always go straight to "Coverup!" because that's how they roll. Logic and reason have never been their strong suits. They much prefer noisier responses like outrage baiting and conspiracy theories.
My mom had a slow growing cancer that was treatable but not curable (she actually passed from something else). A family friend had the same cancer but his was virulent and it killed him.
“It’s a box, it’s a wonderful box, big and blue; I’ve got many boxes but none as nice as this; oh i think it’s got something inside; let my helper open it”
Just like his fumbling with the umbrella on the gangway into AF One. Idiot doesn’t know how to close an umbrella so he just tosses it aside after an idiotic attempt to figure it out, let some peon pick up after him.
One of my brothers had prostate cancer in 2007. His Gleason scale number was actually eight, only one less than President Biden's. He is still around, but he's also only 70 now, so he was quite a bit younger when his was diagnosed and there was no metastasis.
"‘should Joe Biden have withdrawn from the race sooner’ and ‘should Joe Biden have managed his health better’ are topics worth exploring some day —"
Respectfully, I don't see why they need to be explored. It's clear that Biden was a capable president; he also had a thorough physical examination every year of his presidency, so how much better was he supposed to have "managed" his health?
I'd rather explore why so many Americans ever entertained the idea that Donald Trump was capable of doing anything well.
Thank you so much for writing this. I don't even recognize what the people in this country have turned into. How did they find so many assholes to put into a place of power and who would ever want to associate with them much less vote for them. Absolutely NO compassion or empathy. We've turned into a nation of narcissists.
Apparently it's a lot larger of percentage than we like to admit since we can't seem to remove them from power and their followers have reached cult status. Not as broad brush as you would like to pretend.
From what I've heard (and family experience), the most common prostate cancers are slow growing... with treatment. President Biden is apparently suffering from a rarer, more aggressive form that moves fast and is less likely to respond to treatment. Sometimes there is little that can be done, even with medical advances. The GOP seems to be hammering at this because as a DOCTOR they feel Jill Biden should somehow magically know this. They seem confused about the fact that her doctorate is in Education, not Medicine. And really, even if she was a medical doctor, expecting her to magically pick up on something showing few signs is unreasonable. MAGA just desperately wants to throw the entire Biden family in jail, for reasons I just don't understand.
Considering everything about Dump's health is either a cover up or nothing but bullshit. He's probably on more meds than most and for a guy who struggles with simple vocabulary and shits his pants daily is far from having a clean bill of health. In the meantime, wishing Joe a comfortable recovery and those heartless GOP assholes can all go fuck themselves.
I hate to tell y’all this, there is no “recovery” (meaning somehow improving) in my Prez’ future, only maintaining quality of life for long as is possible. God bless that wonderful man, for all he’s had to endure over 50 years of public service, with so much personal tragedy.
The drug list of meds delivered to the White House during his first term by Doc Ronnie Johnson… err Jackson was an amazing read Rick, excellent points!!
Apparently, he’s been on a GLP1 (eg, Ozempic), hence the minimal weight loss, given his gluttony for Big Mac’s, filet mignon, and daily double scoops of ice cream, and his entire exercise being getting on and off a golf cart.
A Russian friend told me this classic Russian joke: a fellow goes to a kiosk, buys a newspaper, scans the front page, and throws it in the trash. The next day, he does the same thing. On the third day, the guy who runs the kiosk can't help but ask, "Why do you even buy the paper if you don't want to read it?"
"I'm just checking the obituaries."
"Huh? Obituaries are deep inside! They're not on the front page."
Nancy’s astrologer was pretty much running the country for the last year and a half. Not a move was made without her giving the go ahead, making sure all the planets were lined up or some such BullShit.
As Rick Wilson said, "It's become fashionable to beat the shit out of Joe Biden." What is it with this country? Why do decent presidents get dumped on? (See also: Jimmy Carter)
Because beating on Jow Biden is a weapon of mass distraction, not only from the abject unfitness of their own president, but also from the spectacular accomplishments of the Biden Administration.
It completely astounds me that trump steps up to the mic almost daily and shits out incoherent diarrhea and the press says nothing. Not a word. Stage 9? They only thing that is stage 9 is Donny's lunacy.
Trump is literally "The King of Bullshit", - you can't believe anything that comes out if his mouth - and he & his drugged up namesake Don Jr have the gall to spout medical opinions about Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis.
Why are the GOP fuckwads focused on Joe Biden and how hes dealing with advanced stage cancer? Its pretty simple. They THINK that by distracting everyone with that bullshit, people will ignore the fact that THIS bullshit is going on -- https://thistleandmoss.com/p/voices-of-a-diverse-america-may-20th
There are about 50 crises going on right now and Joe Biden's illness is the headline? It's beyond sickening. Leave him and his family alone and focus on the disastrous cancer in the White House.
Plus, every republican man who's having a fussy about President Biden needs to have a full prostate exam publicly now, and any of them with so much as a nodule needs to retire.
Obviously, cancer doesn't mean you can't do your job, but since that's what they're saying, I've got a gander here waiting for his sauce.
Of course Lindsay Graham would love that. He of the “I get my prostate exam weekly because it’s such a turn on for me.” Nothing but heaving sacks of shit and Graham especially.
All of this is to distract us from horrendous bills they are trying to pass, and illegal actions Trump is making each and every waking minute of every day. The budget bill, the destruction of medicaid, the threats to our legal system, to due process, against celebrities, the grift, the cryptoscamming, the endless list of bad things to say about what is going on, and Snyder is pointing out that it is all in the service of Russia and Putin.
In this increasingly uncertain world, we can absolutely depend on republicants being gigantic shitbags who express glee over the misfortunes of anyone they dislike, veer into batshit conspiracy theories, and exhibit reprehensible behavior in every way.
They were just awful on social media yesterday. Joe is gone from government forever. What is their continued problem? How does being hateful towards someone that's ill make your life better or what end point are you looking for? That's the part I dont understand. And no one, but no one needed to publicly run their mouth about him unless it was to wish him well. These board certified assholes are experts at everything no matter what it is. I've been a nurse 45 years and had never heard the term Gleason Score before yesterday. I never worked in Oncology nor a urology floor. So what makes Markwayne Clampett a urology expert? Maybe because he's a plumber, he mixed human plumbing with his kitchen sink. I just can't stand these people.
Hunter continues to work on himself to quell his demons. Jr does not, only choosing to descend deeper into his personal morass of douchebaggery. To say those things after the news of Joe Biden's serious condition is just so fucking low. What an absolute piece of shit he is.
That's for sure. Look at how they laughed and gloated at the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband. The man almost died and they acted like it was the funniest thing on the planet. The man isn't even involved in politics and the only reaction to his attack should have been sympathy and wishes for a speedy recover. They didn't have to profess undying love for the man, just say, "I hope he gets well soon" and then shut the fuck up.
They are mean cruel despicable POS's. Showing their stupidity in true form. Again all they're doing is deflecting from the illegal corruption that is going on at the moment. So they're all taking their turns spewing this disgusting nonsense about Biden who has more integrity compassion and morals than all of them. How about arresting a congresswoman for no reason whatsoever, trying to pass a bill that is going to leave millions and millions without Health Care without food, without essentials. While all of these maga Republicans and other despicable characters gleefully take pride in doing it. But it's going to bite them in the butt in a couple of months when these cuts truly affect their base. There will be an uprising for sure. Jake Tapper is the biggest disappointment ever and giving air to that book, like CNN is now, well they have become government's mouthpiece with CBS right behind them. Thank God for sub stack and the truth tellers with courage to stand up. Hopefully they will all end up being charged with crimes against humanity. Every one of them in the Republican party and this cabinet of imbeciles.
You are absolutely right. It can't happen soon enough ..not until the Democrats get in some kind of power. We will just dream of it happening down the road.
Whatever deity or universal spirit is out there, they need to calibrate the scope on their cancer beamer thinger because they hit the wrong fucking president
Just when I think you can't come up with something funnier than the last thing I thought was the funniest thing you ever wrote - you come up with 'sectional sexpest'!
I didn't want to go down the rabbit hole of 'aren't all prostate cancers slow growing,' which is the basis the Republican accusations of a cover-up. they're not, but I'm not a doctor and didn't want to fuck up the explanation. here's a thread for anyone interested: https://www.threads.com/@carpe.dewitt/post/DJ2u5dYuU2a
Well I am a retired doc and there are different grades and stages of Prostate Cancer. Some last longer than the patient will. Some move rapidly. And some evade the blood test (PSA-Negative Prostate Cancer). There are no absolutes in a cancer diagnosis. and I would thank Imbecile J. tRump Sr. and Jr. to shut the fuck up.
Coming from a family with generations of men with prostate cancer, whether they're in a wait-and-see mode or whether they're actively treating, it doesn't affect their ability to carry on. No doubt, there are thousands of men in responsible positions in and out of government who aren't stopping while they treat or monitor this cancer. Besides, the same Republicans screaming about "cover-ups" of Joe's issues would scream even louder if his vice-president (the scary Black lady) had stepped in for him.
My breast cancer was a very aggressive form. My sister in law when she learned I had breast cancer said, “You’re so lucky, they can cure that one.”
ouch ouch ouch. I hope you are ok. I'm sorry you had to hear that insensitive comment.
Thank you. Made it safely past the five year mark and never looked back.
me too, stage 3a, surgery, chemo, radiation, five years on a pill… diagnosis was 2005, also fine and i “don’t look back, you’re not going that way”
I’m really glad you’re still here Rebecca.
Glad both you and Lois are still here and not looking back. I was diagnosed in 2011, had a mastectomy and also still cancer free and not looking back. #cancersucks
🤯 Holy cowbones...I hope you threw her the heck out of your house until she did some research and apologized. Unbelievable, what people will say. I mean, I sorta get it...people can have a hard time processing such horrible news and often fumble for the right thing to say--but "You're lucky" is DEFINITELY not the right thing!!!
I hope you are doing okay and are a survivor. And I hope your sister-in-law knows better than to say such things now!
I’m fine now and you don’t really need two breasts anyway. My sister in law hasn’t learned a thing as far as I know. Her family belongs to one of those churches that imagine the rapture is right around the corner and only their religion will be taken up. If true, I must confess I won’t miss any of them when the time comes.
If only the Rapture were a real thing. We could rid ourselves of these sanctimonious, arrogant God-botherers who are incapable of MYOB.
Yes, instead of the incredibly stupid fan fic that it is. Imagine all those sanctimonious jerks sent to hell where they belong. I do wish that part were true at least. We could restore the planet to a decent shape.
Lois, I am a 2 x BC survivor. Had mastectomy in 2010. My mantra is “keep moving”! Screw the in-law.
Marlene.. I’m also so happy you’re here with us. 🥰
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My own sister-in-law and then later on my SISTER both said the most egregiously awful things to me (and continued to do so) until I evicted both of them from my life, but honestly - even though they were awful for me, I couldn't imagine having someone say what she did to you, I'd bet there's an element of jealousy and this was her way of trying to cut you down dismissively. As others here feel, I SO want to reach through the screen to give you the biggest hug possible - while at the same time smacking her silly.
Was she some kind of cancer prodigy? Seems a little insensitive to me.
I'm glad you're cured. That was rude of your sister in law. Cancer kills if it's treated or not.
Yes, I’ve had that comment as well. People say stupid things. Cancer, any cancer is definitely traumatic. If you don’t know what to say try, what can I do, or what do you need otherwise, keep your mouth shut.
Lois I’ve been there. I’m really happy that you’re here with us. 💙
Yikes! Not lucky!
I’m so sorry! 💜
Really a despicable think to say. I’m glad you beat your cancer.
Which means it’s time to beat her…about the head and shoulders.
I’m really happy you’re here with us.
It should read “thing to say,” not “think I say,”
Rhoda, we two seem to have the same ideas about the person who made that despicable comment. I like that. ;) Fwiw, having so many here report that they've 'been there' with that AWFUL diagnosis gives hope to so many of us who (fingers crossed) haven't yet been touched by this dastardly disease. I am so grateful that all of you who have are still here and kicking and wish everyone good health and much happiness, as I do Joe Biden and his wife Jill who has been so horribly attacked. The latest? That vicious harridan loonyloomer AND self-appointed jesusfreak kevin sorbo. I accidentally caught their comments on twitter and fired off a missive or 2, or 3. They're both so HORRID.
Elizabeth there’s not much good left in this world, and this country specifically, and indeed many have had empathy removed from their black souls.
I could never wish Cancer on ANYONE, Rhoda, but confess that when it comes to some of those making these truly horrid comments about the Bidens, my own rage begins to rise and makes me want to wish it for them - at least for a week or so. JUST SO they could learn what real human people suffer through. Perhaps it would shut them up, but I wouldn't count on it. Like you, I fear they've lost any semblance of empathy whatsoever. They wouldn't get it.
HUZZAH, to you sir! That is the best comment I've seen on the subject and a perfectly brilliant final sentiment.
bless you, sir!
He will sink to any depth to try and get his narcissistic father to love him. An impossible task.
Thank you.
And it’s f**king insane that we all have to even qualify this.
Sociopath and sycophants in the WH only.
And furthermore, as a geriatrician (retired), it is NOT CUSTOMARY NOR INDICATED to screen an otherwise healthy 80+ year old for prostatic cancer. Apparently, it was initially found as a prostatic nodule on routine rectal exam. Trust me, I’m a doctor ;).
I am a 70 year old with some health problems and I told my doc to quit screening me. I’ll die of something else first.
Had Joe Biden been hiding this diagnosis and delaying treatment,
1) Delay would be life-shortening. Why would he do that, especially after dropping out of the race in July 2024, delaying treatment ten months until May 2025? Makes no sense.
2) If he already had this diagnosis in hand, Biden could have used distraction as an explanation for his poor debate performance. He didn’t - because he most certainly had yet to be diagnosed
There's no way he'd do that, ESPECIALLY after dropping out. Hell, saying I have to treat for cancer so am dropping out would have been LESS hurtful to his pride than doing it because he had a horrible debate performance.
Treating for cancer would be something the majority of Americans would have understood.
"They're eating the dogs!" Now THAT'S horrible debate performance, neatly swept under the rug.
Right - Harris picked his bones clean and we hardly heard a word about it.
She was awesome, he was befuddled. He still got "elected" by his dear friends Putin and Musk. How can we protect the upcoming elections?
Actually, t's first debate performance last year was the worst. He didn't tell the truth once. You can't win a debate by lying. People complained about Biden's performance, but it was better than t's.
There you go, being logical and sensible and following the facts where they lead. What are you--a liberal or something?
you outed me
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The magats always go straight to "Coverup!" because that's how they roll. Logic and reason have never been their strong suits. They much prefer noisier responses like outrage baiting and conspiracy theories.
My mom had a slow growing cancer that was treatable but not curable (she actually passed from something else). A family friend had the same cancer but his was virulent and it killed him.
I’m so sorry, Kay.
I was diagnosed with stage 4 ovarian cancer when I was 37 and I beat it which was practically impossible.
I will always think there is hope no matter how bad the diagnosis is.
Wishing President Biden love and hope.
“It’s a box, it’s a wonderful box, big and blue; I’ve got many boxes but none as nice as this; oh i think it’s got something inside; let my helper open it”
Just like his fumbling with the umbrella on the gangway into AF One. Idiot doesn’t know how to close an umbrella so he just tosses it aside after an idiotic attempt to figure it out, let some peon pick up after him.
Susan I’m so happy that you’re here with us 💙
Thank you, Morgan. 🙏
I’m happy to hear your fight ended well Susan!
Thank you. 🙏
Ovarian cancer is rough, Susan. So happy you are amongst us!🥰
Thank you. 🙏
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Every male on this planet would eventually die of prostate cancer, if some other malady didn’t find them being measured for the dirt nap!!
Very bad design flaw on God’s part. Every male suffers from a bad prostate eventually if they live long enough.
Should have spent a little more time on it.
We weren't supposed to live this long. We've voided our warranty.
HA HA ! !
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One of my brothers had prostate cancer in 2007. His Gleason scale number was actually eight, only one less than President Biden's. He is still around, but he's also only 70 now, so he was quite a bit younger when his was diagnosed and there was no metastasis.
They are the cancer. Republican cancer.
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"‘should Joe Biden have withdrawn from the race sooner’ and ‘should Joe Biden have managed his health better’ are topics worth exploring some day —"
Respectfully, I don't see why they need to be explored. It's clear that Biden was a capable president; he also had a thorough physical examination every year of his presidency, so how much better was he supposed to have "managed" his health?
I'd rather explore why so many Americans ever entertained the idea that Donald Trump was capable of doing anything well.
Touché EFS!!
What's more incredible is that most of 'em still think so. High ratings on "immigration" --while doing fewer expulsions than Joe's admin did.
Thanks Jeff. Being gracious and decent shouldn't be difficult, yet here we are.
Thank you so much for writing this. I don't even recognize what the people in this country have turned into. How did they find so many assholes to put into a place of power and who would ever want to associate with them much less vote for them. Absolutely NO compassion or empathy. We've turned into a nation of narcissists.
Yes, the entire nation. Everyone. A little broad-brush?
Apparently it's a lot larger of percentage than we like to admit since we can't seem to remove them from power and their followers have reached cult status. Not as broad brush as you would like to pretend.
I remember when we lost Frank Zappa to aggressive prostate cancer. So that possibility has always stayed in my mind.
Frank was one of a kind, a friend was a Moon Unit bestie Tex!!
“What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???”
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-jr-joe-biden-maga-cancer-b2754043.html
Guess donny boy doesn’t know that not everyone with Dr. before their name is an MD. Yet another stable genius in the trump barn.
I added to your explanation in my comment.
From what I've heard (and family experience), the most common prostate cancers are slow growing... with treatment. President Biden is apparently suffering from a rarer, more aggressive form that moves fast and is less likely to respond to treatment. Sometimes there is little that can be done, even with medical advances. The GOP seems to be hammering at this because as a DOCTOR they feel Jill Biden should somehow magically know this. They seem confused about the fact that her doctorate is in Education, not Medicine. And really, even if she was a medical doctor, expecting her to magically pick up on something showing few signs is unreasonable. MAGA just desperately wants to throw the entire Biden family in jail, for reasons I just don't understand.
What about the “What’s that IV bruise on your right hand?” rabbit hole?
Thanks, bud! I'm sharing it!
I don’t want to hear jack shit about cover ups from the party that covers up every fucking thing they do. Somebody, please remove all those gaslights.
Considering everything about Dump's health is either a cover up or nothing but bullshit. He's probably on more meds than most and for a guy who struggles with simple vocabulary and shits his pants daily is far from having a clean bill of health. In the meantime, wishing Joe a comfortable recovery and those heartless GOP assholes can all go fuck themselves.
Rick I love your verbs and adjectives!! They definitely can go fuck themselves
Thanks Morgan.
I hate to tell y’all this, there is no “recovery” (meaning somehow improving) in my Prez’ future, only maintaining quality of life for long as is possible. God bless that wonderful man, for all he’s had to endure over 50 years of public service, with so much personal tragedy.
The drug list of meds delivered to the White House during his first term by Doc Ronnie Johnson… err Jackson was an amazing read Rick, excellent points!!
Thanks Patrick. He's like a 300 lb. lab rat.
Indeed Rick!!
280 now. Apparently he's lost 20 pounds. (per Maddow).
The joke is, "look behind you, and you'll find it."
Apparently, he’s been on a GLP1 (eg, Ozempic), hence the minimal weight loss, given his gluttony for Big Mac’s, filet mignon, and daily double scoops of ice cream, and his entire exercise being getting on and off a golf cart.
AMEN! Hell, we will never know a thing about Trump’s health or demise because of the people who keep his secrets hidden.
Right? I guess his health is obvious from just eyeballing his gross body, his demise, I’m applauding whatever causes it.
And it can’t happen nearly soon enough as far as I’m concerned.
When Trump dies I would like to be notified.
A Russian friend told me this classic Russian joke: a fellow goes to a kiosk, buys a newspaper, scans the front page, and throws it in the trash. The next day, he does the same thing. On the third day, the guy who runs the kiosk can't help but ask, "Why do you even buy the paper if you don't want to read it?"
"I'm just checking the obituaries."
"Huh? Obituaries are deep inside! They're not on the front page."
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be."
Hell I’ll throw a fvcking party
There’s going to be a long line of people pissing on his grave displaced!!
Problem when he dies, look at the 2 kiss-asses lined up in succession JD and Holy Bobblehead Mike! Aaaah! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Hopefully he’ll be buried next to his first wife in his golf cemetery.
(Likely with more documents.)
Right?? All that flickering and sputtering is driving me nuts
They've conveniently forgotten all about a man name Ronald Reagan whose wife actually did cover up his failing brain.
Yup, I remember Raygun saying he couldn't recall a few times and it turns out he actually couldn't.
Nancy’s astrologer was pretty much running the country for the last year and a half. Not a move was made without her giving the go ahead, making sure all the planets were lined up or some such BullShit.
Completely true too!
My Dad was friends with Reagan not gonna lie his wife controlled everything she could.. she had the last word and nobody liked her..
I was embarrassed that classless woman was our first lady.
Melania is the worst First Lady ever…
Yeah, she made Nancy Reagan look positively elegant in comparison, something I never thought possible.
at least turn the damn gas lights on so they can see their nose bleeding rot on their face but use geothermal, solar, or wind power!!!
As Rick Wilson said, "It's become fashionable to beat the shit out of Joe Biden." What is it with this country? Why do decent presidents get dumped on? (See also: Jimmy Carter)
Lord of the Flies mentality rules here. They can cram their flags, crosses, and exceptionalism right up their asses.
If he stuck a flower up his ass they’d call it a vase and the shit fertilizer.
And they’d laud him for such a genius “invention”🥴
😂😂😂
Because beating on Jow Biden is a weapon of mass distraction, not only from the abject unfitness of their own president, but also from the spectacular accomplishments of the Biden Administration.
And Barack Obama as well. I wonder why they don’t hit Bill Clinton as much as the others?
And, like Jeff that I’m agreeing with Meghan McCain is really kind of sickening.
Simple answer: Republican propaganda, they have a huge propaganda organ in this country.
It completely astounds me that trump steps up to the mic almost daily and shits out incoherent diarrhea and the press says nothing. Not a word. Stage 9? They only thing that is stage 9 is Donny's lunacy.
Trump is literally "The King of Bullshit", - you can't believe anything that comes out if his mouth - and he & his drugged up namesake Don Jr have the gall to spout medical opinions about Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis.
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President Biden at his worst is lightyears ahead of deranged, demented, vile, dumber than a fucking rock trump at his “best".
Why are the GOP fuckwads focused on Joe Biden and how hes dealing with advanced stage cancer? Its pretty simple. They THINK that by distracting everyone with that bullshit, people will ignore the fact that THIS bullshit is going on -- https://thistleandmoss.com/p/voices-of-a-diverse-america-may-20th
Keep rocking it, Brother Jeff.
There are about 50 crises going on right now and Joe Biden's illness is the headline? It's beyond sickening. Leave him and his family alone and focus on the disastrous cancer in the White House.
…funny that
All of this!
Plus, every republican man who's having a fussy about President Biden needs to have a full prostate exam publicly now, and any of them with so much as a nodule needs to retire.
Obviously, cancer doesn't mean you can't do your job, but since that's what they're saying, I've got a gander here waiting for his sauce.
They can have their prostates examined with an entire arm since they are all giant assholes
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HIGH FIVE
Wash yer hands first
And they'll love it ! They're all " secretly exciting " 😉
That's known as brain surgery on a Republican.
OMG! Tess, Eva, Terry and Doc: you are my people!
me too, arne link!!!
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Of course Lindsay Graham would love that. He of the “I get my prostate exam weekly because it’s such a turn on for me.” Nothing but heaving sacks of shit and Graham especially.
Republicans are permanent shitweasels.
All of this is to distract us from horrendous bills they are trying to pass, and illegal actions Trump is making each and every waking minute of every day. The budget bill, the destruction of medicaid, the threats to our legal system, to due process, against celebrities, the grift, the cryptoscamming, the endless list of bad things to say about what is going on, and Snyder is pointing out that it is all in the service of Russia and Putin.
https://open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p/the-weaponization-czar?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
In this increasingly uncertain world, we can absolutely depend on republicants being gigantic shitbags who express glee over the misfortunes of anyone they dislike, veer into batshit conspiracy theories, and exhibit reprehensible behavior in every way.
They were just awful on social media yesterday. Joe is gone from government forever. What is their continued problem? How does being hateful towards someone that's ill make your life better or what end point are you looking for? That's the part I dont understand. And no one, but no one needed to publicly run their mouth about him unless it was to wish him well. These board certified assholes are experts at everything no matter what it is. I've been a nurse 45 years and had never heard the term Gleason Score before yesterday. I never worked in Oncology nor a urology floor. So what makes Markwayne Clampett a urology expert? Maybe because he's a plumber, he mixed human plumbing with his kitchen sink. I just can't stand these people.
They're so smart that they'll just invent new terminology or classifications, like Jr's "stage 5" cancer. What a fucking tool
Jr. better wake up to his own “situation “….at least Hunter Biden has and continues to face his demons.
Hunter continues to work on himself to quell his demons. Jr does not, only choosing to descend deeper into his personal morass of douchebaggery. To say those things after the news of Joe Biden's serious condition is just so fucking low. What an absolute piece of shit he is.
He has always been and always be a piece of shit. Fuck them all!
That's for sure. Look at how they laughed and gloated at the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband. The man almost died and they acted like it was the funniest thing on the planet. The man isn't even involved in politics and the only reaction to his attack should have been sympathy and wishes for a speedy recover. They didn't have to profess undying love for the man, just say, "I hope he gets well soon" and then shut the fuck up.
Looking on the bright side, at least we have SOMETHING we can depend on…
Pyrrhic victory
The prize goes to Don Jr., who needs to be tied to a chair, his grotesque beard loaded with airplane glue, and set ablaze
You need to include him in this, toot sweet.
He gets his prostate examined daily, I'm sure.
That’s why Dad always has his thumb up like that
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Yeah. It's a toss up which one I loathe more. Father or son.
Junior shoots endangered animals. He needs to be turned into a stump.
No, the father is the source. He's the one responsible for all this.
Yes, dad is the source. But I find Jr the type of person with a punchable face and on a scale of 1 to 10, a 10 for his arrogance and obnoxious level.
ARE THERE NO 2x4s?
I prefer a Louisville Slugger.
That works
The contempt shown the world, the inhumanity, the utter bullshittery… that’s what they imagine to be their superpower.
The only genuine element here is that that fat fuck truly is unimaginably stupid.
+the power of bullying… safety in numbers:/
They are mean cruel despicable POS's. Showing their stupidity in true form. Again all they're doing is deflecting from the illegal corruption that is going on at the moment. So they're all taking their turns spewing this disgusting nonsense about Biden who has more integrity compassion and morals than all of them. How about arresting a congresswoman for no reason whatsoever, trying to pass a bill that is going to leave millions and millions without Health Care without food, without essentials. While all of these maga Republicans and other despicable characters gleefully take pride in doing it. But it's going to bite them in the butt in a couple of months when these cuts truly affect their base. There will be an uprising for sure. Jake Tapper is the biggest disappointment ever and giving air to that book, like CNN is now, well they have become government's mouthpiece with CBS right behind them. Thank God for sub stack and the truth tellers with courage to stand up. Hopefully they will all end up being charged with crimes against humanity. Every one of them in the Republican party and this cabinet of imbeciles.
We need the US equivalent of the Nuremberg trials ASAP
You are absolutely right. It can't happen soon enough ..not until the Democrats get in some kind of power. We will just dream of it happening down the road.
We won’t make it to 2026
That's why everybody needs to get out and protest and rise up.. it will happen this summer especially after these cuts go through.
Biden covered up his health problems by making America trusted and respected in the World. Trump would never do that. Thanks, Joe.
Whatever deity or universal spirit is out there, they need to calibrate the scope on their cancer beamer thinger because they hit the wrong fucking president
Just goes to show that it's all random chaos, not predetermined outcomes.
Just when I think you can't come up with something funnier than the last thing I thought was the funniest thing you ever wrote - you come up with 'sectional sexpest'!
Yeah, I liked that one too.