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I just fucking laughed out loud with this newsletter, Jeff!

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my work here is done

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Well, you cannot belong to the Tiedrich bunch if you aren't interesting and high-level cussing about it.

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Finally! Joe cusses and deep throat emerges as a spy, a spy for the Chinese at that. How will they spin it? Hmm...I don’t watch fox or any televised news so counting on you for updates Jeff Tiedrich.

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Honestly, I laugh my ass off on every single newsletter / post.

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Did you know that numerous studies show that people who fucking cuss are fucking smarter? Fucking true.

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nofuckingway

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I know about all those studies too and they're right! No need to feel guilty with heavy word seasoning.

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Fucking right!!

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Goddamn right!!

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I’ve also seen republicans using Biden’s f-bombs as proof of his dementia. Jeff!!!!! Is this true? Is the use of the word “fuck” a symptom of dementia? If so, I’m sure I’ll run into you at the memory care facility. I’ll be the one in the solarium, cursing out people in red hats.

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If true, I have been demented since age 10. Fucking Hell. Mind you, it would explain the 50 years madness I have been swearing at…

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I find it curiously refreshing to discover Joe’s rhetoric is colorfully dusted with age-old expletives. A flesh and blood maverick President with virtues to beat the band. (I’ll have another Schweppes, thank you!)

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Old age? I bet he was doing that at Young Age as well. I know my friends and i certainly were. Besides, aren't most of these words just creative enthusiastic punctuation anyway? Just think of the many faces of Fuck, for example.

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"Fuck" has become nothing but a speech tic for a lot of people.

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But wait Jeff, you forgot to mention the super Uber secret star witness in the Hunter Biden “scandal” has been arrested for...wait for it..... being an unregistered agent of a foreign government..... China.... among the other charges... which could amount to 100 years in prison.... I love the smell of desperation from the GQP in the morning, every morning...be best GQP.

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Oh wonderful schadenfreude!!

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Hey these are the same folks who liked the guy who talked about sons of bitches and shit hole countries. I'd take their pearl clutching in public more seriously if I didn't know they were using them as tiny anal beads in private.

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Now I'm envisioning a remake of Reservoir Dogs with Biden as Nice Guy Eddie. 😜

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Excellent

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I would worry about a President who didn't swear.

As he said to obama about the affordable care act.

That's a big f****** deal.

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Biden continues to show us how much of a regular guy he really is. Funny how DeSatan's virgin ears take offense to Biden's choice of colorful words but apparently, he doesn't give two shits about the orange blob's language in the past or present.

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Or torturing political prisoners

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When my youngest was 3 years old (now 35) I was driving him to day care/preschool when his sweet little voice said to me from the back seat, “Mommy, I want to tell you something...” “Okay, honey..” fulling expecting him to say “I love you can you come early today ?” But no, that was not quite what what came out. He said, “I just love to cuss!” That hasn’t changed to this day. Only one who gets spared is my mother, who always thinks he’s the funniest thing to come down the pike.

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My youngest at a fairly young age once told me from the back seat of the car that “We were on the road to hell”. I almost lost control I was laughing so hard. No clue where that came from but it’s still one of our most beloved family stories.

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Prescient

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Thanks Jeff, no mishaps today, I was seated, nearly fell off my chair, laughing my ass off. Oh my!

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Actually, I belonged to a little group of girls when we were children. We lived in a town of 100 people and in 7th grade moved to a larger town for school and we were known as the Potty-Mouthed Girls from Courtland, Alabama, so I have great fondness for the cussers out there. And it's one more confirmation to me that Joe Biden is not white bread. He has a lot of salt and pepper, you know, like a lot of us do.

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When I was born FDR was President so I’ve lived through a few presidencies. Let me assure everyone that it is de rigueur for those who achieve high office to have and use a vocabulary that can peel the hide off a crocodile.

Yes, gentle readers, even Reagan and Carter.

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As I said to the grandkids as I drove them to school past houses with Trump signs “just fucking fuck them” . (They wouldn’t repeat it just told their mom I used ‘the big one’ in the car) (it was wrong I know but it was that or swerve to take out the signs)

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I love Biden even more now. He is my kind of fucking guy!

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It always brightens my day when I get an alert that you’ve posted something new. Thanks!

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