Think how dumb one had to have been to buy this stock. Then Orange Shitler says he’s not selling, which the least dumb among those stockholders recognize is a signal he’s selling. So the dumbest of the dumb come forward to buy up those shares, putting money directly into Shitler’s pocket.
I suspect many large funds had to so they could lend them to their members in order to short them immediately, that’s what I was thinking if I was a day trader I would short that stock immediately. There are no financials and take one look at the fuckhead that has lost everything always too easy it will go to zero. If you own some take a step back and think you’ve been conned.
It would! And it might become a collectible worth a few cents per share for a tidy profit, if you wait and buy the certificates for a penny per share just before trading is halted someday!
Someone out there who bought the IPO will sell for a penny, making him the dumbest among the dumb!
New reality show: Trump’s Biggest Sucker
- Invested in Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump Water
- Gave to Trump charity cited for fraud
- Voted for Trump three times
- Smeared feces on walls of Congress and went to jail for Trump
I have been watching it (posting about it on my 'stack). Friday had a MONSTER day, 22M shares trading hands, and this morning 90 seconds into the trading day, it had a million shares sold and dropped most of that 6%.
Trades have been flat since, but I suspect that there aren't a lot of buyers besides the brainwashed marks.
I've been following DJT for a month or so and take great delight in seeing it tank. Soon, Donnie will have loads of worthless paper to heat Mar-a-Lago with. Love your daily inspiration, Jeff.
Aside from Jeff's posts, watching DJT stock tank (following the dead cat bounce of mid-April thru May) has been my greatest source of daily schadenfreude.
There have been a few dead kitten bounces - pre-first debate anticipation, the day following the first assassination attempt - and then some feline fetal bounces more recently (during the DNC, then following his oh-so-credible pledge not to sell). But for the most part it's been luge ride to the bottom.
His stake is ~115 million shares. As of this moment's ticker reading, assuming he could sell them for that - which he can't - the paper value of his holding is just under $1.5B (down from the heady days of March, where it topped out at $6.2B). It's down 80% overall with more losses doubtless to come.
It's so awful, I bet Jim Cramer is touting it as a buy.
Apparently not… the investors, including noted dairy enthusiast Devin Nunez, pushed back hard on short sellers and succeeded in suppressing that action.
And not that it ever stopped him, but it would have been a bad look for trump to short sell his own stock. Might have tanked it sooner.
So you all realize that The Felon could actually be on the receiving end of ZERO $. It’s been said by many that he’ll end up with at least a few mil from this. That was before stock got this low. He can’t even buy out bc it def would knock it down to zero. But if things continue to trend as they are, it seems zero is a strong possibility without him even lifting a checkbook.
“(JD CouchFuck) claimed that he had just spent $4.25 for a dozen eggs, because welcome to life in Komrade Kamala’s hellish dystopia — except he did so while standing in front of a sign that read “EGGS EXTRA LARGE $2.99”
JD never has to buy an egg; He lays a dozen a day!
And constantly has egg on his face. The couch humping dipshit , like his fossilized running mate can't go one day without saying something so fucking stupid that it makes you wonder why he isn't held on a 5150. The choice couldn't be any clearer folks.
I'll bet he buys organic free-range Jumbo eggs only, which WOULD be about $4.25/dozen. Most people who voted for him couldn't afford those, so they get the $2.99 extra-large eggs....
He's not politicking, he's bragging about how wealthy he is.
P123Sunny, it looked like a carton of 18. 25 cents less per dozen at that price… JD probably couldn’t tell how many he got. Probably never bought eggs before.
It would instantly join the Fox Noise Greatest Hits clip, alongside the photos of Antifa making Portland permanently uninhabitable, that polling place in Philadelphia in 2016 that had 2 black guys in the vicinity so no trump voters could dare vote there, the Trey Gowdy Benghazi classic, Hunter's laptop and Hillary's emails! Time-tested audience favorites.
More of "fucking a couch was the most positive thing Shady Vance (n)ever did".
Campaigning: "Who knew shitting the bed and rolling around in it was so much fun? Amirite?"
Everything else: Complete and utter burn-the-pants-and-the-car-grade unstoppable liquishit hazmat disaster -- it's on the ceiling, in the vents, and even sprayed in the windows of a bus driving by (taking nuns and puppies to visit orphans at a children's hospital), which then drove off a cliff mercifully killing everyone inside.
And then there’s this bullshit from The NY Times. “Trump Shows Signs of Strength in Sun Belt Battlegrounds, Polls Find
New polls from The New York Times and Siena College showed Donald J. Trump ahead in Arizona and leading in tight races in Georgia and North Carolina.”
Kiss my ass. This polling is horse shit. The Haley voters are gonna stay home and the women are gonna turn out like crazy. Independents think Trump is nuts. I don’t believe any of these polls. And neither does Trump. He’s desperate and he knows he’s going down. Trump has turned off voters outside his base, and Harris has lit a fire under the country to turn out. She’s the change candidate now.
Ya know Trump thinks he's going to lose too because he's selling everything under the sun to raise money before he's no longer relevant. It's a desperation that you can almost feel. Melania jumping into the grift is a sure sign of last minute "take them for all we can get" con.
Next up, after the golden tennis shoes, the Bibles and coins - he’ll be hawking his shit stained underwear to the cultists. “This is my certified actual fecal excretion, and it can be yours to treasure forever for just $79!”
Same, 68. Any wonder “Immigration” is the #1 polling concern? This tells you more about who’s being polled than what a cross section of the country’s views are. Sure immigration is a top 5 probably but Joe Schmoe in Jackman, Nebraska spouts “Immigration” as his utmost problem because he’s been preprogrammed to say, and thus believe, that brown people here illegally “get free stuff”. I say if that’s so damn important why don’t your GOP Congresspeople pass bills to address it? I mean if they care as much about it as they claim to…
So, the NYT still has a hair up its collective editorial ass because OHJB refused to worship at the Altar of Sulzberger and give them an exclusive interview? Talk about carrying a grudge.
Old Media is determined to turn this thing into a horse race so that people will buy ads and support them beyond what's needed.
Make no mistake, though, It will be close, just not as close as Old Media would like it to be.
The NYT already had their shitty polling analyzed and they oversample repubs and rural people, and never get any young people, because they are too smart to answer a number they don't know. Actually most sensible people won't either.
Most of the white Nazis who are running for office know to keep it on the down low. Republicans wanted their Black Nazi to pretend he was just deeply religious and conservative, not pervy and Nazi.
Clarence Thomas pulled it off, so why couldn't Robinson? (Some of us, besides Anita Hill, still remember the "Someone left a pubic hair on my Coke can" remark in front of his staff.)
It's not exactly like they're feeling ashamed about their Black Nazi. Is it possible they feel something akin to shame? Nah. They just don't want to lose any more votes and want to seem as semi-normal as is fakeable.
No such thing as the “fucking free press”Susan, they’ve all been bought and paid for…. Napoleon certainly did, Operation Mockingbird provided insight to CIA fuckery… now it’s the Uber wealthiest turn to fill our heads with lies!
With the fuckery they regularly get up to on the fuckin' daily, I'm almost afraid the country will have gone fuckity bye by the time they get their shit together. Assholes.
Good news…hmmm…well, it is nice to see the Blue Wave has formed and is gathering strength. It appears ready to sweep away the MAGATS like a gully washer of democracy.
We know the legal wrangling over false claims of election fraud are coming. It does give comfort to know that Marc Elias and his team are preparing for that inevitability.
Everyone needs to stay vigilant, read the real news on Substack and for heaven’s sake, VOTE!
I hope it's an indicator of people voting BLUE all down the ballot and we have a majority in the Senate AND Congress, because Mike Johnson and his cronies are like a case of constipation.
And if you are in a state that really matters, know that there is fuckery going on with your registration most likely even though it is supposed to be illegal to make any changes to voting status 90 days prior to elections(GEORGIA)so stay aware of your status y’all.
Haha! Yes, fuckery is indeed in the dictionary! A few, in fact (wiktionary, dictionary.com and urban dictionary! 😁), and they list a couple of definitions, mostly what you'd think, but including "brothel," which I certainly didn't expect 😂😂!
Yes! Please check your voting status! Texas too, has had major fuckery going on with voters, mostly in the Latino communities. There are several places to check, but the one my keyboard knows is Vote.org. 🤭
When Kamala is the winner, what are the Magats going to do? And more importantly are they going back under the rocks, or continue and implement violence? I’m worried 😱
The ones I live near are loudmouthed, but they're chickenshit at bottom. They'll scream and yell but they'll be thinking about all the fuckos who ruined their lives trying a coup - even with a complicit government they couldn't pull it off. This time they'd be going up against a Democrat's government that would shut their shit down instantly, and the few among them who have a spare brain cell will realize that. I think the noise will be near-constant and pretty loud for a few weeks or months and then they'll mostly go back to doing what they always do - watching television and bitching about shit they could change if they weren't lazy stupid fuckos.
When this is all over, Trump will become an Evangelical preacher and will pull all those sad people in for a "religious" experience. He has no shame. Maybe Mellie will join him nude (because beauty, ya know) with her mascara running. It will be quite a show. There will be huge crowds. Religion is the ultimate opiate and the ultimate grift.
I expected him to do this after his 2020 loss. He could have continued all of his grifts but now in the name of God, then claimed religious persecution and played the martyr when the law came after his fat ass for his pre-born again misdeeds. Plenty of precedent out there for televangelists bragging about how their sins were the worst ever (bilgiest) until they found redemption and tax-exemption through the power of Christ. I still wouldn't put it past him; he's already got the hair and speaking style for it (his slurring words and nonsensical gobbledegook would be seen as "speaking in tongues"). Vance, however, has dibs on founding the First Church of Tammy Faye's Perpetually Running Mascara.
Donatella, they'll file a bazillion lawsuits (which the administration is ready for), and there might be a little very localized unrest, but nothing really coordinated, as near as I can see from all the reporting. I don't look at underground kind of places (wouldn't know where to look, honestly!), but I haven't seen any indication that intelligence agencies or local cops are prepping for violence, beyond the "be ready" general status. We'll keep watching, but don't give in to the fear, ok? Hug your cat or dog, they understand ❤️😁🥰!
In 2023 the Southern Poverty Law Center tracked 1,430 active hate and antigovernment groups scattered throughout the country. That’s groups, not individuals. Yup, I’m worried. Look what they’ve done to the Haitian people after the orange asshole and the dick opened their mouths. Fucking sucks.
now, to be fair, that WaPo opinion headline was from a subscriber letter, not an actual paid opinion writer. They went on to complain about the lack of cigarette advertising and Lii Abner comic strips in today's news-paper
Oh no, I endured some things that are now recognized as child abuse, but it was the times and it was how they (my parents)were taught by their parents.
Yep, we do better when we know better. I recognize my mother as having done soooooooo much better when I heard her talking to her mother once. My mother overcame a huge amount! Try to hear her parents in your conversations. It's not always easier, but it's definitely a starting point. ❤️❤️
I still want an investigation about why back in 2016, Peter Thiel picked JD out of a couch and decided, "That's my boy". I mean, a top job at Mithri Capital, followed up by his own venture capital co. (which sunk, of course), and $10 million superPAC to get him into office in Ohio, not to mention lobbying for him to VP? Come on... Literally.
Good article. I came to the same conclusion. I figure at this point Trump is basically a figurehead and after a month or so ( if they got in office) they’d 25th amendment him and JD would gladly implement Project 2025
1. “This election is a choice between serious leadership and vengeful impulsiveness.” I’d amend this to read “the choice is between an adult with experience and a tantrum throwing toddler”.
2. I need to adjust my profanity filter. Too many shits, fucks, and goddamnits coming out of my mouth these days.
No, you don't. See above: studies show that people who swear a lot have above average intelligence, and using profanity when in pain acts as a mild analgesic. Think about yelling "shit!" when you step on a Lego your kid left on the carpet.
When I heard Harris say "kick the fucking door down..." my fucking heart did fucking backflips for several fucking minutes then I calmed the fuck down and enjoyed the fucking moment. 🤷♀️
I missed that, so thanks!!! I remember after "I'd get my gun & shoot him". She was laughing lot. OH! So she threw out the f word! B. she was "I'll have my team clean that up,". I thought wrh if she owns a gun.
I channeled my inner Tiedrich and used “fucking” for the first time in a Substack post headline. I’ll admit I paused and almost changed it but it was not only appropriate but alliterative so in the end I said “fuck it!” And guess what … it’s my most popular post of an admittedly small collection to date. Thanks Jeff for encouraging me to let my fuck flag fly. :)
My mom loved that word and started letting it fly in the 1970s. She learned the etymology of it - in olde English, it was the sound of a seed being planted in moist earth.
That’s my fear. These fucksticks don’t care what the majority of the American people want. They are rigging the system to make DonOld into some sort of American Nero no matter what.
I hope that the sane Americans will recognize it when (not if) it starts up and shut that shit down by any means necessary.
The electoral college is a huge part of the reason that our very strategic, very intelligent President-to-be has hired Marc Elias and many other wonderful lawyers to comb the filings for Republikkkan fuckery and bullshit. THEY CAN'T WIN. Please say that to yourself a hundred times a day, while doing everything you can think of to MAKE it come true! FUCK THE REPUBLIKKKANS! Sideways!
I don’t see Trump or Vance or the MAGA cultists or even the current Supremes as the Keymasters or the minions of Gozer. They are destructors, but not the ultimate one, not Zuul. That is the Electoral College, and we need to look directly at it, without fear, understand that it is the source of our destruction, and kill it.
"would the last person to leave the Robinson campaign please turn out the lights?" 😂 It's just a surreal time in our history. It will be interesting to see if the republican party can recover from all this. Clearly Dump is old and crazed, while Kamala is smart, full of life and energy, articulate and confident. Anyone who would still vote for Dump after all he has said and all that we know has to be a) ignorant b) a racist c) a misogynist or d) ALL of the above.
He's a very stupid man. I doubt he truly understands what a Nazi is or what they think about people of color. He just wants to be outrageous and he's full of hate, so that's where his gutter id goes.
how did I miss this? Trump Media stock down another 6% this morning. HA HA HA HA HA
https://bsky.app/profile/kurtandersen.bsky.social/post/3l4tfamjmo72b
Think how dumb one had to have been to buy this stock. Then Orange Shitler says he’s not selling, which the least dumb among those stockholders recognize is a signal he’s selling. So the dumbest of the dumb come forward to buy up those shares, putting money directly into Shitler’s pocket.
Now on to the next scam:
tRump crypto!
Think of the most ignorant person you know Bob, then realize that nearly half the other denizens in this country are more so!!
Let’s give proper attribution: https://youtu.be/WDUIX2-akuQ?si=jAGB7wUATFNFFrcr
George Carlin was warning us years ago about so many things.
I like this one:
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
We miss George terribly in these Nazifuck times. He's no doubt glad to be missing it.
The reliable Bell curve.
In this instance, the dumbbell curve. ;-)
Apparently P.T. Barnum was right and Orange Shitler has discovered how easy it is to separate them from their money.
Remember W.C. Fields advised, "You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break, nor smarten up a chump."
Or work with children, or dogs.
I suspect many large funds had to so they could lend them to their members in order to short them immediately, that’s what I was thinking if I was a day trader I would short that stock immediately. There are no financials and take one look at the fuckhead that has lost everything always too easy it will go to zero. If you own some take a step back and think you’ve been conned.
This assumes the ability to think. Sad trombones.
And Trump silver coins that he “designed” all by himself. 🤣
Autographed used toilet paper.
And his new personally designed silver coins, and Melaina's new Christmas ornaments.
I don’t know, as a penny stock it would make a great gag gift.
I'll send some to my right wing uncles.
"Gag" gift.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤮 which is exactly what I did in 2016 when I learned that Shitler was going to be my military son’s C-I-C.
It would! And it might become a collectible worth a few cents per share for a tidy profit, if you wait and buy the certificates for a penny per share just before trading is halted someday!
Someone out there who bought the IPO will sell for a penny, making him the dumbest among the dumb!
New reality show: Trump’s Biggest Sucker
- Invested in Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump Water
- Gave to Trump charity cited for fraud
- Voted for Trump three times
- Smeared feces on walls of Congress and went to jail for Trump
- Invested entire IRA in DJT and lost everything
Got an almost degree from Trump University.
I’ll give you that Kay-EI, guess I know what Jeff’s subscribers are getting for the holidays…haha!
I wouldn't give that orange fuck 1/100ths of a ruble.
I have been watching it (posting about it on my 'stack). Friday had a MONSTER day, 22M shares trading hands, and this morning 90 seconds into the trading day, it had a million shares sold and dropped most of that 6%.
Trades have been flat since, but I suspect that there aren't a lot of buyers besides the brainwashed marks.
Next stop, 0.
Worthless dross would be wonderful!
I've been following DJT for a month or so and take great delight in seeing it tank. Soon, Donnie will have loads of worthless paper to heat Mar-a-Lago with. Love your daily inspiration, Jeff.
Aside from Jeff's posts, watching DJT stock tank (following the dead cat bounce of mid-April thru May) has been my greatest source of daily schadenfreude.
There have been a few dead kitten bounces - pre-first debate anticipation, the day following the first assassination attempt - and then some feline fetal bounces more recently (during the DNC, then following his oh-so-credible pledge not to sell). But for the most part it's been luge ride to the bottom.
His stake is ~115 million shares. As of this moment's ticker reading, assuming he could sell them for that - which he can't - the paper value of his holding is just under $1.5B (down from the heady days of March, where it topped out at $6.2B). It's down 80% overall with more losses doubtless to come.
It's so awful, I bet Jim Cramer is touting it as a buy.
I'm no stock genius but couldn't he have sold short? Asking for a friend.
Apparently not… the investors, including noted dairy enthusiast Devin Nunez, pushed back hard on short sellers and succeeded in suppressing that action.
And not that it ever stopped him, but it would have been a bad look for trump to short sell his own stock. Might have tanked it sooner.
No, there is a 6-month moratorium on the owners selling off their phony shit.
I'm glad someone else sees Cramer as the idiot he is except he can tout something and "Make 'fetch' happen" for a little while anyway.
So you all realize that The Felon could actually be on the receiving end of ZERO $. It’s been said by many that he’ll end up with at least a few mil from this. That was before stock got this low. He can’t even buy out bc it def would knock it down to zero. But if things continue to trend as they are, it seems zero is a strong possibility without him even lifting a checkbook.
Or someone else lifting it for him. Talk, eat, golf, shit, that's the Agolf Shitler way.
Should be in negative numbers at this point.
Cool 👍😆.
$12.15 at closing.
Lower, please.
Yay, f***ing Yay!!!!
Okay, but how dumb are WE for not shorting it weeks or months ago?
👍👍👍
Down over 10% by the close
this one sorta turns into a "this weekend in stupid" towards the end. enjoy!
“(JD CouchFuck) claimed that he had just spent $4.25 for a dozen eggs, because welcome to life in Komrade Kamala’s hellish dystopia — except he did so while standing in front of a sign that read “EGGS EXTRA LARGE $2.99”
JD never has to buy an egg; He lays a dozen a day!
And constantly has egg on his face. The couch humping dipshit , like his fossilized running mate can't go one day without saying something so fucking stupid that it makes you wonder why he isn't held on a 5150. The choice couldn't be any clearer folks.
I paid $4 for a dozen eggs once at a Farmer's Market but they were all really pretty colors and came from woke, free-range hens.
Woke, free range hens - love it!! 🤣
I have purchased woke eggs also. They really are fresher and make my brain work better.
Free The Chickens!
Oh, but he lays golden eggs…don’t you know…Chicken shit bastard should just go to his nest and stay there.
He is the eggman well koo fucking choo. He wanted to show that he has been in a grocery store with kids he soooo normal.
John Lennnon is ROFL
True dat Bob!!
I'll bet he buys organic free-range Jumbo eggs only, which WOULD be about $4.25/dozen. Most people who voted for him couldn't afford those, so they get the $2.99 extra-large eggs....
He's not politicking, he's bragging about how wealthy he is.
Anyway, the "help" buys the groceries. He has no idea what things cost.
It's just one egg. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
They always show who they are. Too bad more aren’t in tuned.
Kinda like Dr. Oz buying veggies for crudite.
😂
He probably paid extra for double yoke eggs cause they remind him of boobs.
Of course as it comes from a womb.
Yeah, yeah, eggs, kids, hellscape, yada yada, but who knew couches could give birth?
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
JD also in same convo over egg prices indicatikng his two young sons "these two eat 14 eggs every day." -- young sons, grade school ages
--while holding a carton of two (2) dozen eggs.
🖐️🎤
That was just precious! He is beyond stupid
😂😂😂
If his kids eat 14 eggs before going about their arsonist ways, how many does this chode eat?
Setting fires makes ya hungry for eggs, apparently
🏆🏆🏆 Brilliant!!!! So do they both eat 14 eggs each? Or do they each get 1/2 of 14, or 7 eggs each per day? Are the eggs raw or cooked?
He was sick the day they taught math at college
P123Sunny, it looked like a carton of 18. 25 cents less per dozen at that price… JD probably couldn’t tell how many he got. Probably never bought eggs before.
And I seriously doubt if he knows how many eggs his kids eat, or if they even LIKE eggs.
🙌 TY
Yeah he didn’t say 4.25 for a dozen eggs, just “eggs”. God’s gift to Ohio making stories up as he goes.
It would instantly join the Fox Noise Greatest Hits clip, alongside the photos of Antifa making Portland permanently uninhabitable, that polling place in Philadelphia in 2016 that had 2 black guys in the vicinity so no trump voters could dare vote there, the Trey Gowdy Benghazi classic, Hunter's laptop and Hillary's emails! Time-tested audience favorites.
The headline said politicians should stop swearing.
Jeff, you are NOT a politician. It isn't all about you. Can you read? Clearly, fuck NO!
And Jeez Louise!!!!
I’m all for cursing like a drunken sailor Kathleen!
I'm here for the profanity, and the humor.
‘k’na!
🥃👈 Weber
💙💯💙 Fking VOTE people!
Appears to be an every day occurrence Jeff!
More of "fucking a couch was the most positive thing Shady Vance (n)ever did".
Campaigning: "Who knew shitting the bed and rolling around in it was so much fun? Amirite?"
Everything else: Complete and utter burn-the-pants-and-the-car-grade unstoppable liquishit hazmat disaster -- it's on the ceiling, in the vents, and even sprayed in the windows of a bus driving by (taking nuns and puppies to visit orphans at a children's hospital), which then drove off a cliff mercifully killing everyone inside.
"Dogpatch Pennysaver" damn, Jeff.
I loved this one!
I’m a little behind on my newsletters so I just got to this. I may subscribe to too many…
And then there’s this bullshit from The NY Times. “Trump Shows Signs of Strength in Sun Belt Battlegrounds, Polls Find
New polls from The New York Times and Siena College showed Donald J. Trump ahead in Arizona and leading in tight races in Georgia and North Carolina.”
Kiss my ass. This polling is horse shit. The Haley voters are gonna stay home and the women are gonna turn out like crazy. Independents think Trump is nuts. I don’t believe any of these polls. And neither does Trump. He’s desperate and he knows he’s going down. Trump has turned off voters outside his base, and Harris has lit a fire under the country to turn out. She’s the change candidate now.
Ya know Trump thinks he's going to lose too because he's selling everything under the sun to raise money before he's no longer relevant. It's a desperation that you can almost feel. Melania jumping into the grift is a sure sign of last minute "take them for all we can get" con.
Next up, after the golden tennis shoes, the Bibles and coins - he’ll be hawking his shit stained underwear to the cultists. “This is my certified actual fecal excretion, and it can be yours to treasure forever for just $79!”
As Republicans, they've been polishing turds for decades.
Disgusting but oddly amusing
Coins. Selling trump coins.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄
Ouch
…and cheers to you !
She's selling a book her own self. Full of never-before published nekkid pictures.
She's got to be one of the classiest First Ladies there have ever been.
That is, if low class counts as classy.
Have you ever been polled? I'm 67 and I haven't.
No but I'm a old lady over 70 and Fucked ...yes ...polled No
Unless I was too wasted and didn't know it 😂🤣
Same, 68
Same, 76.
82 - never !
Same, 68. Any wonder “Immigration” is the #1 polling concern? This tells you more about who’s being polled than what a cross section of the country’s views are. Sure immigration is a top 5 probably but Joe Schmoe in Jackman, Nebraska spouts “Immigration” as his utmost problem because he’s been preprogrammed to say, and thus believe, that brown people here illegally “get free stuff”. I say if that’s so damn important why don’t your GOP Congresspeople pass bills to address it? I mean if they care as much about it as they claim to…
As George Carlin said, "It's bullshit and it's bad for ya".
Nielsen called me once to see what I was watching. Does that count? 70.
I confess, I too got a Nielsen diary in
1992. I answered ER and William Jefferson Clinton, and hey! It worked!
No. I was sent one of those Arbitron radio diaries back in the 80s and I'm not counting that.
That's okay. NYT gonna lie. Mebbe it'll lull the MAGAs into staying home on Election Day
I do not think NYT and MSM are helping us on purpose. I’m hoping their smug gaslighting will be an unintended aid to us
They have always been the paper of defending the status quo.
Fuck the New York Times, whom we once looked to as a paper of record. Twats.
Yes, with a railroad tie.
So, the NYT still has a hair up its collective editorial ass because OHJB refused to worship at the Altar of Sulzberger and give them an exclusive interview? Talk about carrying a grudge.
Old Media is determined to turn this thing into a horse race so that people will buy ads and support them beyond what's needed.
Make no mistake, though, It will be close, just not as close as Old Media would like it to be.
I think Putin and or his oligarchs are supporters of the paper.
I honestly do not think it’s going to be that close. Certainly not Nixon/McGovern but much farther than Bush/Gore.
The NYT already had their shitty polling analyzed and they oversample repubs and rural people, and never get any young people, because they are too smart to answer a number they don't know. Actually most sensible people won't either.
What hypocrisy that republicans are perfectly fine with white Nazis, but when a black Nazi shows up they’re all upset.
Most of the white Nazis who are running for office know to keep it on the down low. Republicans wanted their Black Nazi to pretend he was just deeply religious and conservative, not pervy and Nazi.
Clarence Thomas pulled it off, so why couldn't Robinson? (Some of us, besides Anita Hill, still remember the "Someone left a pubic hair on my Coke can" remark in front of his staff.)
I have always referred to him as Clarence "Coke-can Thomas", lest anyone forget.
Sure do!
Oops!😂😆
Great point. 🙄
Plus, there's the trans porn thing.
That is some weird porn stuff. I didn't know such things existed. Wow. I have been sheltered, I guess.
It's not an unusual fetish among conservatives.
It's a big red flag that he doesn't "know his place".
Yes, their useful idiot until he wasn’t.
He and Herschel will have great fun together!
It's not exactly like they're feeling ashamed about their Black Nazi. Is it possible they feel something akin to shame? Nah. They just don't want to lose any more votes and want to seem as semi-normal as is fakeable.
When the fucking ‘free press’ start fucking doing their fucking job, we might fucking reconsider our fucking language.
Free press? Nice thought, but after all these fucking years? Fuck them and the fucking asshole "journalists" they rode in on.
No such thing as the “fucking free press”Susan, they’ve all been bought and paid for…. Napoleon certainly did, Operation Mockingbird provided insight to CIA fuckery… now it’s the Uber wealthiest turn to fill our heads with lies!
With the fuckery they regularly get up to on the fuckin' daily, I'm almost afraid the country will have gone fuckity bye by the time they get their shit together. Assholes.
Fucking A! Of course, you are right!
Fuckin’ A right fuckin’ on !!!
Good news…hmmm…well, it is nice to see the Blue Wave has formed and is gathering strength. It appears ready to sweep away the MAGATS like a gully washer of democracy.
We know the legal wrangling over false claims of election fraud are coming. It does give comfort to know that Marc Elias and his team are preparing for that inevitability.
Everyone needs to stay vigilant, read the real news on Substack and for heaven’s sake, VOTE!
I hope it's an indicator of people voting BLUE all down the ballot and we have a majority in the Senate AND Congress, because Mike Johnson and his cronies are like a case of constipation.
And if you are in a state that really matters, know that there is fuckery going on with your registration most likely even though it is supposed to be illegal to make any changes to voting status 90 days prior to elections(GEORGIA)so stay aware of your status y’all.
Is “fuckery” in the dictionary yet?
Haha! Yes, fuckery is indeed in the dictionary! A few, in fact (wiktionary, dictionary.com and urban dictionary! 😁), and they list a couple of definitions, mostly what you'd think, but including "brothel," which I certainly didn't expect 😂😂!
If not it may well be after this election.
Yes! Please check your voting status! Texas too, has had major fuckery going on with voters, mostly in the Latino communities. There are several places to check, but the one my keyboard knows is Vote.org. 🤭
When Kamala is the winner, what are the Magats going to do? And more importantly are they going back under the rocks, or continue and implement violence? I’m worried 😱
The ones I live near are loudmouthed, but they're chickenshit at bottom. They'll scream and yell but they'll be thinking about all the fuckos who ruined their lives trying a coup - even with a complicit government they couldn't pull it off. This time they'd be going up against a Democrat's government that would shut their shit down instantly, and the few among them who have a spare brain cell will realize that. I think the noise will be near-constant and pretty loud for a few weeks or months and then they'll mostly go back to doing what they always do - watching television and bitching about shit they could change if they weren't lazy stupid fuckos.
When this is all over, Trump will become an Evangelical preacher and will pull all those sad people in for a "religious" experience. He has no shame. Maybe Mellie will join him nude (because beauty, ya know) with her mascara running. It will be quite a show. There will be huge crowds. Religion is the ultimate opiate and the ultimate grift.
I expected him to do this after his 2020 loss. He could have continued all of his grifts but now in the name of God, then claimed religious persecution and played the martyr when the law came after his fat ass for his pre-born again misdeeds. Plenty of precedent out there for televangelists bragging about how their sins were the worst ever (bilgiest) until they found redemption and tax-exemption through the power of Christ. I still wouldn't put it past him; he's already got the hair and speaking style for it (his slurring words and nonsensical gobbledegook would be seen as "speaking in tongues"). Vance, however, has dibs on founding the First Church of Tammy Faye's Perpetually Running Mascara.
Poor Tammy died of cancer. I wonder if whatever it was that Jim put on her eyes killed her?
Lairbo, I throughly enjoyed your words!
Still, huge crowds, crowds like never seen before..I imagine 😂
Sadly. I'm surprised he hasn't done it yet. Redemption is coming, bank on it.
Donatella, they'll file a bazillion lawsuits (which the administration is ready for), and there might be a little very localized unrest, but nothing really coordinated, as near as I can see from all the reporting. I don't look at underground kind of places (wouldn't know where to look, honestly!), but I haven't seen any indication that intelligence agencies or local cops are prepping for violence, beyond the "be ready" general status. We'll keep watching, but don't give in to the fear, ok? Hug your cat or dog, they understand ❤️😁🥰!
Donatella; I am too. Some of these people are so delusional that taking to the streets or doing all that stupid shit is not beyond them.
In 2023 the Southern Poverty Law Center tracked 1,430 active hate and antigovernment groups scattered throughout the country. That’s groups, not individuals. Yup, I’m worried. Look what they’ve done to the Haitian people after the orange asshole and the dick opened their mouths. Fucking sucks.
now, to be fair, that WaPo opinion headline was from a subscriber letter, not an actual paid opinion writer. They went on to complain about the lack of cigarette advertising and Lii Abner comic strips in today's news-paper
"lack of cigarette advertising and Lii Abner comic strips" 🤣 🤣 🤣
As a young child mine washed out with Lava soap. It only happened once (1950’s) and I was cured until I became an adult!
Lava? My God, that is truly child abuse. So sorry.
Oh no, I endured some things that are now recognized as child abuse, but it was the times and it was how they (my parents)were taught by their parents.
You do better when you know better.
Yep, we do better when we know better. I recognize my mother as having done soooooooo much better when I heard her talking to her mother once. My mother overcame a huge amount! Try to hear her parents in your conversations. It's not always easier, but it's definitely a starting point. ❤️❤️
Extra child abuse points for Lava. That’s pretty much Drano for the skin, isn’t it?
I'm sorry, dear one. I went through similar stuff, and we lived, right? 🥹🥰
I still want an investigation about why back in 2016, Peter Thiel picked JD out of a couch and decided, "That's my boy". I mean, a top job at Mithri Capital, followed up by his own venture capital co. (which sunk, of course), and $10 million superPAC to get him into office in Ohio, not to mention lobbying for him to VP? Come on... Literally.
I bet Thiel has photos.
So do I... Probably involving straps of leather....
And some male on male S&M?
JD probably first worked out his suck-up skills on Thiel and the other billionaires before he applied them to Trump.
Sunk? Why don’t we hear about that…??! 😠
https://thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/vance-broligarchs-musk-thiel-2024.
Here’s a good read for you.
Vance and the technocrats are very, very, very dangerous men. Luckily, almost everyone who's ever actually met them doesn't like them.
Good article. I came to the same conclusion. I figure at this point Trump is basically a figurehead and after a month or so ( if they got in office) they’d 25th amendment him and JD would gladly implement Project 2025
Excellent Substack read. Thanks Vickie.
You’re welcome!
Rage fellatio?
I suspect Thiel yelled “That’s our Hitler!” https://youtu.be/brkp2VhzdDI
I can’t imagine how overwhelmed SNL writers are these days. So much material to pick from.
1. “This election is a choice between serious leadership and vengeful impulsiveness.” I’d amend this to read “the choice is between an adult with experience and a tantrum throwing toddler”.
2. I need to adjust my profanity filter. Too many shits, fucks, and goddamnits coming out of my mouth these days.
No, you don't. See above: studies show that people who swear a lot have above average intelligence, and using profanity when in pain acts as a mild analgesic. Think about yelling "shit!" when you step on a Lego your kid left on the carpet.
And you're in great company! And mine 😂😂🤣
Shit is my favorite, right behind crap, and the JHFC.
Wife and I too. More swearing than ever. It started in 2015...
Me too—— but fuck it!😁
That scared the fucking shit out of me, the ECollege
Fuck yeah!😆
There is such a thing as too many under the circumstances? I don’t think there are enough; but that’s just me.
What the actual fuck ?
When I heard Harris say "kick the fucking door down..." my fucking heart did fucking backflips for several fucking minutes then I calmed the fuck down and enjoyed the fucking moment. 🤷♀️
She said somewhere that her favorite word starts with "M" and ends with "aah."
Me too.
I missed that, so thanks!!! I remember after "I'd get my gun & shoot him". She was laughing lot. OH! So she threw out the f word! B. she was "I'll have my team clean that up,". I thought wrh if she owns a gun.
But of course trump folks are saying she lied
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I channeled my inner Tiedrich and used “fucking” for the first time in a Substack post headline. I’ll admit I paused and almost changed it but it was not only appropriate but alliterative so in the end I said “fuck it!” And guess what … it’s my most popular post of an admittedly small collection to date. Thanks Jeff for encouraging me to let my fuck flag fly. :)
My mom loved that word and started letting it fly in the 1970s. She learned the etymology of it - in olde English, it was the sound of a seed being planted in moist earth.
Feels good doesn't it? 😉
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Golly ( rather than shit) JD Vansipants really knows comedy!
Mercy(rather than fuck) old geezer crappypappy certainly deserves some TLC down at the golden years luxury estate!
Hate to be a downer, but we still have the monster electoral college……..😱
That’s my fear. These fucksticks don’t care what the majority of the American people want. They are rigging the system to make DonOld into some sort of American Nero no matter what.
I hope that the sane Americans will recognize it when (not if) it starts up and shut that shit down by any means necessary.
The electoral college is a huge part of the reason that our very strategic, very intelligent President-to-be has hired Marc Elias and many other wonderful lawyers to comb the filings for Republikkkan fuckery and bullshit. THEY CAN'T WIN. Please say that to yourself a hundred times a day, while doing everything you can think of to MAKE it come true! FUCK THE REPUBLIKKKANS! Sideways!
I don’t see Trump or Vance or the MAGA cultists or even the current Supremes as the Keymasters or the minions of Gozer. They are destructors, but not the ultimate one, not Zuul. That is the Electoral College, and we need to look directly at it, without fear, understand that it is the source of our destruction, and kill it.
Old geezer crappypappy? I love it!
"would the last person to leave the Robinson campaign please turn out the lights?" 😂 It's just a surreal time in our history. It will be interesting to see if the republican party can recover from all this. Clearly Dump is old and crazed, while Kamala is smart, full of life and energy, articulate and confident. Anyone who would still vote for Dump after all he has said and all that we know has to be a) ignorant b) a racist c) a misogynist or d) ALL of the above.
I've lived long enough to encounter a Black Nazi. Never would have thought it.
Right...we are living in the weirdest era in history. It's surreal. 🤦♀️
He's a very stupid man. I doubt he truly understands what a Nazi is or what they think about people of color. He just wants to be outrageous and he's full of hate, so that's where his gutter id goes.
Nobody does the mix of stupid and nutty like MAGA
Robinson is a complete self-hater. Lots of cases where deeply stuffed beliefs about oneself as a child spew out sideways as an adult.
Don’t forget “cognitive dissonance.” It is a REAL factor when trying to explain deranged MAGATY behavior.
Certainly it will be a different party. It’s survival depends on it.
The GOP as we know it is circling the drain. Actually, I expect that the US is on the road to a multiparty system.
A friend once joked that my headstone would read, "What are you looking at you, fucking fuck?"
I want mine to read "this is no improvement"
Second time while reading this post and comments that I’ve been close to snorting coffee out of my nose.
Laugh out loud reading today. Love it.
Mine would read, “I’ll try to do better next time around. This time was just too fucking hard!”
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Mine should say —-Sorry , it’s your fucking problem now. Because I’m dead.
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I’ll take a ride with you. My favorite word is motherfucker. It just conveys exactly the right meaning as in I hate the motherfucker! (DT)