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John Wiederhirn's avatar

More of "fucking a couch was the most positive thing Shady Vance (n)ever did".

Campaigning: "Who knew shitting the bed and rolling around in it was so much fun? Amirite?"

Everything else: Complete and utter burn-the-pants-and-the-car-grade unstoppable liquishit hazmat disaster -- it's on the ceiling, in the vents, and even sprayed in the windows of a bus driving by (taking nuns and puppies to visit orphans at a children's hospital), which then drove off a cliff mercifully killing everyone inside.

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