I expected him to do this after his 2020 loss. He could have continued all of his grifts but now in the name of God, then claimed religious persecution and played the martyr when the law came after his fat ass for his pre-born again misdeeds. Plenty of precedent out there for televangelists bragging about how their sins were the worst ev…
I expected him to do this after his 2020 loss. He could have continued all of his grifts but now in the name of God, then claimed religious persecution and played the martyr when the law came after his fat ass for his pre-born again misdeeds. Plenty of precedent out there for televangelists bragging about how their sins were the worst ever (bilgiest) until they found redemption and tax-exemption through the power of Christ. I still wouldn't put it past him; he's already got the hair and speaking style for it (his slurring words and nonsensical gobbledegook would be seen as "speaking in tongues"). Vance, however, has dibs on founding the First Church of Tammy Faye's Perpetually Running Mascara.
I expected him to do this after his 2020 loss. He could have continued all of his grifts but now in the name of God, then claimed religious persecution and played the martyr when the law came after his fat ass for his pre-born again misdeeds. Plenty of precedent out there for televangelists bragging about how their sins were the worst ever (bilgiest) until they found redemption and tax-exemption through the power of Christ. I still wouldn't put it past him; he's already got the hair and speaking style for it (his slurring words and nonsensical gobbledegook would be seen as "speaking in tongues"). Vance, however, has dibs on founding the First Church of Tammy Faye's Perpetually Running Mascara.
Poor Tammy died of cancer. I wonder if whatever it was that Jim put on her eyes killed her?
Lairbo, I throughly enjoyed your words!