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Morgan's avatar

Chocking?? Seriously?? That dumbassmfkrdoucheforbrains can’t spell to save his own life. You’d think there was someone spell checking anything he scribbles. I am baffled anyone thinks that this illiterate moron who can’t spell correctly and who cannot speak in complete sentences is THE GUY that should run the country and have complete access to nuclear codes and our countries top secrets. And this is THE GUY Repuklicans are bowing down to and licking the shit off his shoes..I swear I’m living in an alternate universe of fucking dumbass people.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Also who the f!!k refers to themselves in the third person??

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Cassandra Here's avatar

An illeist does that. It’s a sign of narcissism in some cases.

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Morgan's avatar

Definitely NPD BPD

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Morgan's avatar

Right?!?!!

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Lisa's avatar

I know that your question is rhetorical, but my first graders sometimes do!lol

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Ricky Henderson

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Rick Calegari's avatar

You're not alone. Most of us here feel the same way and see how this country has gone to shit with this level of ignorance. Thank goodness we out number this cesspool of MAGA stupidity and now it's up to us to out vote this twisted cult and try to bring back a sense of normalcy.

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Morgan's avatar

Rick from your mouth to God’s ear, my friend! I cannot post about that DoucheyDiapertwat without swearing. It’s impossible.😵‍💫

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Theresa Palmer's avatar

I think they relate to trump because both stopped maturing mentally after the 7th or 8th grade. The bombast speaks to them. Ideas are dumbed-down and it's on their level. It's a strange group of people to need or want attention from. But that's all he's got.

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Morgan's avatar

Completely agree!!

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Laura Who's avatar

Collin’s voted NO on gun control, NO on raising the purchasing age to 21 and banning high capacity magazines. I wonder how she feels about those votes now?

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I don’t care how Susan feels. She has screwed us women too many times and now my hope is that people in Maine vote her out.

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Laura, the Democrat from that district was against assault weapons, until this happened in his home town. Now, he’s pushing to get a total ban of them.

It’s damn amazing how a massacre in your front yard changes the opinions of politicians.

I often wonder…..why does it take 18 people getting slaughtered by these weapons of mass destruction for a politician to listen?

Why does it take children dying at the hand of a lunatic that shouldn’t have had a weapon, of ANY KIND, to begin with?

It’s a shame that people have to be sacrificed like animals for politicians to begin to wake up and realize that these weapons have no business in a gun shop for sale, in a gun show for sale, or in any citizens home.

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Actually, that “dumbassmfkrdoucheforbrains” can’t do ANYTHING! Yet, the Trumputin politicians and these MAGA 🐑 sheep don’t have the brains to know they are praising a stone-cold narcissistic, sociopathic, lying, traitorous 🍓💩💩🤡 strawberry shit-headed clown is nothing more than a con artist, scammer, and wants to do nothing but turn this nation into a dictatorship, with him as the ruler. The “grand poo-baa”!

🐎 💩!

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Morgan's avatar

Love your post 🙌🏽 Grand Poo 💩💩💩💩💩🐑🐏🐑 Baaaa

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Telling it like it is, Bedhead2Day! Always have, always will!

By the way, you are correct. Animals are much better than humans!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

You mean the dumbass who's daddy bought him a degree from Wharton?

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Morgan's avatar

Hehehe 🤭 good take down 🙌🏽

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Laura Who's avatar

👏👏👏 well said!!!

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

Honestly, the more he tweets, the more he sounds exactly like Sméagol/Gollum. It’s shocking. A President of the United States who expresses his innermost thoughts exactly like the pathetic homunculus in Tolkien’s story. This is a guy who is a successor to Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln. If that alone doesn’t tell you what’s become of the American experiment, I don’t know what will.

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Openly Fae's avatar

It's sort of like the internet; it started out as this great project with a lot of promise but now it's just sex and violence.

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Lisa's avatar

I just had a college flashback at your use of the word “homunculus”, it’s one of my favorites!

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Laura Who's avatar

I had to look it up. Well used here

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RV maxima's avatar

Ditto!

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

And the crazy just continues to pour forth from the MAGA/MAGAts/Idiot sector. Hard not to believe Trump is cracking fast. This may be the only human I ever hope expires soon. Like maybe literally blowing up from all that rage right in front of us.

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Heidi Mohrlang's avatar

Yes Self Implosion would do. I hope he ruminates in fear prior to that. This gag order needs to add superglue to duct tape and stick it over his mouth and around his head a dozen or so times at least

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I'd like to see him have a massive stroke on camera.

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Sköll's avatar

''What? 'Heart?' Your heart? You have a heart? Bwahahaha"

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

a stroke is your brain. well, he may be lacking one of those too.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

About the brain, it's a pretty shabby one.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

And what's with the ACLU protesting the judge's gag order of Trump? Ssshhhssshhh

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Mr. Creosote.

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Patris's avatar

Am I evil by enjoying this shite as much as I do. Been feeling kinda low because of well, news, but must say orange popsicle brain referring to Maggie Haberman, his ass-kissiest cheerleader not on Fxx news, as Hagerman, has gone a small way to restoring my sense of balance in the universe.

Also, Fkking Fk Susan ‘the concerned’ Collin’s.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

No, you're not evil. At least not in my book. But then, I have a different view of the world. 🤷‍♀️

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Patris's avatar

We’re not alone I think

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Openly Fae's avatar

One is loneliest number. That's why he had to get impeached twice.

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Greg Zimet's avatar

You could clearly change "this week in stupid" to "the last 4 days in stupid". So much stupid to cover, so little time!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Or even lasy 7 years in stupid

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Last 48 hours in stoopid🤣🤣

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

It could be the last

8 years in Stupid!!

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RV maxima's avatar

Whole lot of stupid going on!

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Kay-El's avatar

Omfg! Susan Collins voted for right wing asswipe Mike Johnson and she has to Google him to know anything about him???! I guess that tracks. I have to admit I don’t mind Blob calling Haberman Maggot. Kind of fits.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Collins is a Senator, not a representative.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yes, I realized it after I posted. But it would have happened regardless

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RV maxima's avatar

Thank you!

But I will agree with the stupidity. Or the amazing crack out of turn GOP answers. Like, who's this guy, let me lookup who that new Speaker... she is stumped after her ridiculous statement and Q&A on guns and what to do answers say as more people, now dead in her state from the latest AR-15 slayings...oh, yeah, clips & bumpstocks, sure THAT is the answer. Sheesh. LESSONS learned? Unbelievable.

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Ronald P. Moore's avatar

My personal fave:

"that’s right, you freeloading 7-year-olds, you want some candy corn? earn it, you useless parasites."

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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SPW's avatar

The ONLY thing funny about LDFF is the fact that he can’t spell worth a shit. He’s had some good ones; chocking, Petty(as in Mason)and stollen. I know there are many more but why keep crazy shite in your head when you don’t really need to? Have a super weekend Jeff. You make my day with your newsletters so please, don’t burn yourself out.

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RV maxima's avatar

He will be LDFF forever...no more "other guy" bs!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I like shitgibbon

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RV maxima's avatar

It has a nice ring to it!!

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Tama2U's avatar

I knew there was a Halloween satanic conspiracy brewing and those dastardly little people are behind it all. WTF is wrong with 7 year olds thinking free candy is a right afforded by the 27th amendment of our founding rights constitution? They need a good factory job I say. And people need to keep breeding them little worker devils. Make america great again.

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

I did my part! I produced one kid who has a job! Done!

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Planet 99's avatar

Her sign makes its sound like Jesus is lost and someone needs to locate him.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Better put out some lost Messiah posters.

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Linda Heath's avatar

haha haha...you nailed it!!

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Randy Woodall's avatar

lol. Little entitled freeloaders. Get a job already!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Did Susie Collins really say she was going to "Google" Maga Mike? 🤦‍♀️ I think some social scientist should study how LDFF has been so successful in turning people into zombies willing to believe anything he says...I mean seriously...the collective intellect of the American Public is frighteningly low. Cant wait to read what tomorrow will bring! 👍

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Yes. She did. She has always left so much to be desired in virtually every way. Stupid cunt.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I think this is more of a "vapid thundercunt" situation.

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Morgan's avatar

Brilliant 🙌🏽I can’t stop laughing.. thundercunt works !! Fucking A I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking my hot tea just now.. I’d have 3 rd degree burns on myself laughing so hard, woohoo 🙌🏽

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Openly Fae's avatar

Always a pleasure to serve.

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RV maxima's avatar

Well, there's that!

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Steve B's avatar

Oh, I'm stealing "thundercunt" right NOW!!! I'll bet it can be used on sites that don't allow the c-word too. AI isn't really.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

A considerably more accurate description of that person. Vapid thundercunt....😅

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Congratulations on such a spot on description!

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Terry Heyman's avatar

Speaking as a cunt owner, cunts are beautiful, warm places full of fun. Doesn't seem to fit Collins at all...I prefer "brain-dead shitbag."

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Openly Fae's avatar

That's why I had to add the thunder.

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Laura Who's avatar

Hell yes!!! Love it

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Heidi Mohrlang's avatar

Oh my! The “C” word 👹 She’s so dizzy I can’t imagine how she can even stand up!

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Lisa's avatar

She’ll google it right after she calls the police because of fucking sidewalk chalk! I wish Susie would stfu!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Wotta week.

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

Your humor was food for my hurt soul today. I just spent four loooooooong days visiting out of state MAGA friends. I thought (very wrongly) we could respect each others’ differences for the sake of friendship. It didn’t last 24 hours. I got my ass handed to me on a platter and publicly humiliated because I HAD AN OPINION, after being asked if Biden wasn’t THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT WE’VE EVER HAD. I’m licking wounds from a severe MAGA beatdown and four days of Deep State conspiracies. I so needed this. Big thank you Jeff Tiedrich.

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Lisa's avatar

I’m sorry that you had to endure that Sandy! I, too, have brothers that I had to completely cut out of my life because of the maga hatred. It’s been a daily struggle for six years, but I cannot “agree to disagree” on human rights issues; PERIOD! Sending you some quiet strength to help with your struggle.💙

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

Thank you. I really am saddened and deeply troubled by what that toxic human turd brought to our country.

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William Burke's avatar

Sounds like four days of living hell. Way worse than my recent 4 days of babysitting my 1 1/2 and three year old grandsons. They were open minded on pretty much everything except not getting a second piece of candy.

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

It was an eye opener. I now have seen the horrible damage done by trump on a personal level.

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William Burke's avatar

The Germans are still working on deprograming the Nazis 50 years later. Consider this to be a long-term project and good luck.

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

I believe you. These people are all the way down the trump rabbit hole.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

It is a tremendously sad thing to have friends and loved ones who are enthralled by Trump, and parrot the hateful propaganda fed them by Fox News and the like.

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RV maxima's avatar

Poor thing. Had Thanksgiving with Maga friend that drank ALL the cool-aid...that was, 2018 ? I think. Never talked to any of them again. But did text one# during the 1/6 riot with "happy now". No loss on my part.

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

They have indeed drank all the Koolaid!

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RV maxima's avatar

I know!!! How is it possible to delude oneself like that?

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

Honestly it was creepy. These are intelligent people I’ve known for 30 years. The big picture of what’s happening is frightening.

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RV maxima's avatar

Watching some documentaries on cults where an expert chastened folk not to so quickly say, I would never fall for ___. This was regarding Keith Rainier group and that UFO/ suicide group. I looked at this and thought yeah, trumpism. Also the religious right already have one foot in on willingness to "believe". So applied authoritarianism from the GOP side is just an easy step, if you already have that faith-based lifestyle. And still lots of converts without any religious conviction. Think young white guys,etc.

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

I saw that happening with my friends too - the religious part. Cult is the only way to explain it.

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

By the way, magas do not recognize that trump had anything to do with the insurrection. In total denial. What mind warp

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Linda T's avatar

He must be chocking on stollen 🤣

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RV maxima's avatar

Hahaha

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Karla's avatar

I like to wish the best for people but there’s something satisfying about watching that asshole lose his mind.. maybe because he’s been making me lose mind. Susan Collins will never be anything more to me than the “he learned his lesson” woman to me.

Looking forward to tomorrow and Sunday’s posts.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Can't you all just wait to see Ivanka on the stand? Gon be lots of shit talk from tfg then. Boohoo.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ivanka's going to have the worst case of I-don't-remember-itis like you've never seen before

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Openly Fae's avatar

"Ivanka? Never heard of her. What a shit name."

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

She was a covfefe girl.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I imagine she'll have to at least acknowledge her signature on certain forms. Popcorn is certainly in order.

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SusanA's avatar

She's pretty young to be unable to remember anything, younger than the average senile person.

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RV maxima's avatar

What are the chances she uses that soft, purring like little girl voice she perfected with Daddy, yuck!

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Heidi Mohrlang's avatar

This stuff should definitely be televised ‼️ it’s our right by golly and all the costs for all his cases should be paid by LDFF. The use of all that money is undeniably needed for other purposes

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

“hey Myrtle, is this that effing hoosier governor who signed a bill that prohibited abortions when the fetus had a disability?”

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Steven Smith's avatar

You may wonder how Mike Pence kept the attention of all those people in the pharmacy waiting area? For those who stayed for the whole presentation he was handing out $5 off Metamucil coupons.

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RV maxima's avatar

Geez, the look on people's faces! The thought bubble must be..."can't even go the fucking pharmacy anymore without these useless a-holes bugging the shit out of you!" Taking my hearing aide out!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

LOL!!

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