hey everyone — I've had to update my Friday entry. it now ends with this clarification.
"UPDATE: I’ve been shown a more complete video that shows Donny folding up his overcoat and sitting on it. so it’s not an incontinence pad. but you’ll never convince me that Donny didn’t sit on his own coat and use *that* as a home-made incontinence pad."
he'd have "settled" the civil war by letting the states decide. every fucking bit as stupid as letting states decide whether women can wipe their own asses. when will this moron, and his supporters, and half the fucking uneducated country get it through their thick skulls that the WHOLE POINT of the 14th A was to remove certain fundamental freedoms from the vicissitudes of public opinion? you don't get to force women to have babies, by vote, any more than you get to put people in chains by vote.
Plus, women wanting access to abortion isn’t asking for anything special. Having control over our own bodies, like men have control over theirs, isn’t special. It’s rational.
The so-called exceptions are intentionally written to NOT be available to use. Think I’m kidding? Sadly, the anti-abortion folks who lobby lawmakers for abortion bans have given away the game. They don’t want women who arrive hemorrhaging in an emergency department to be allowed an abortion. They don’t want women with a fatal fetal abnormality to qualify for an abortion either. They also don’t want doctors to use their discretion based upon their medical training and experience to save the life of a pregnant woman — not until the woman’s health deteriorates to the point she may die. This is more fully explained in Jessica Valenti’s excellent book, Abortion.
After seeing how abortion bans are affecting women, their suffering and deaths, lawmakers who passed the bans (mostly white male Republicans) do nothing to fix it and are talking about extending the bans nationally. I guess not enough women have suffered and died to make these assholes reconsider. Clearly, the Republicans can’t be trusted to protect women. But women can be trusted to protect themselves.
In practice, “pro-life” and their anti-abortion stance means LET WOMEN SUFFER AND DIE. (I really think it means LET THE BITCHES DIE because people who support abortion bans have no respect for women. None. )
It’s why I believe that to protect women we need ABORTION ON DEMAND AND WITHOUT APOLOGY. The government shouldn’t be deciding. Women and their doctors know what’s best.
Jessica Valenti is a shero!! I have her new book & am halfway through it. It is super excellent. I love her Substack & her TikTok videos. I wish MSNBC would have her on at least one show twice a week to speak to a different point; like how the forced birthers are changing the language they use & changing the meaning of the words. It’s very subtle, & very dangerous.
I agree with Thom Hartmann that DJT is a front for his MAGA cult members to rally around & the MSM to cover like he’s legitimate but if he wins the election, JD Vance will be president within 6 mos. The rich billionaires (like Peter Theil) put JD in there to take Donny’s place, knowing he’s got dementia & they can use the 25th amendment to get rid of Donny & put their venture capitalist JD in his place. It’s a win win for the billionaires-they hate Donny too. JD has been groomed for this by the billionaires-he has no political experience and they can have all the power through him
Semantics. The coat served the same purpose, except now he'll cut it up in pieces and hawk it to his followers. They can sniff it for themselves at a low price of $1000.00
And, since he not only raises money "legally" by selling his SHIT, he also offers this as a way for people who want to buy his influence to buy a lot of it. Say, a Saudi Prince might buy 10,000 pieces and there have that influence.
That’s what those $100K watches are for, laundering bribes to Donny. There is no way his regular fan boys & girls can afford one of those, but a foreign national could buy a few.
Got a link to this "more complete video" that supposedly shows Donnie sitting on his coat? Love you deeply, Jeff, but....Unless I see it myself, I'm going with the original explanation.
So your guest shows up at the Fox studios--a former president and the man you are about to fellate--- and instead of a lackey taking his overcoat from him for safekeeping, you make him SIT ON IT instead? Is there evidence this is how the Curvy Couch treats all their guests? Also, since I'm on a rant, this black piece of fabric does not look anywhere near thick or wide enough to be Donnie's folded up overcoat.
fun true fact: decades ago, when she was Westchester County's District Attorney, tipsy Jeanine was part of my extended social circle. all I'm saying is that I may or may not have gotten drunk with her at least once
Once again back in late 80s Grateful Dead through Jerry's too soon death in my prime I toured I did a lot of things never did I sound like this its sad disgusting my grandmother is 109 we sing songs and sway to the music Jaws Show Me The Way To Go Home
I can come close: the best review my book "The Bridgebusters" got was from Steve Bannon - who really, really liked it. I still haven't figured out what I did wrong. I used polysyllabic words even.
Hope you got hold of any recordings or film 🎥. …….She might not like your daily comments about certain individuals …..and you know how things can be manipulated nowadays!🤔😳😵💫
Actually, many writers would be the least “memorable” guest at a dinner party. They're too busy watching everyone else and taking notes. Also, because they put so many words on paper, they feel no need to spew them in public.
I have two different exes who ended up hardcore Republicans. I already knew I had awful taste in men, both of those are highly regrettable choices beyond their terrible political views. My husband is questionable in his views occasionally, but we have a mutually assured destruction agreement for him to not say anything stupid and I won’t get mad.
Indeed Susan, a 78 year old mobbed up mook, a drug addled, diaper soiling, malodorous codpiece as shown above, will receive nearly half the votes of this country! Damn scary knowing that half the denizens of this country are simple minded, uneducated, unctuous derps!
I think they have been thinking that for a very long time...with many notable exceptions..since from almost every nationality of the world the bums, insane, criminal, rapists, religious fanatics, militant clans, opportunists, and escapists have migrated here. Funny how Trump and his merry band of white nationalists put that on newcomers, to drown out their own history of the exploitation of migrants, abuse, and lawlessness.
Coming originally from Europe as Italian born,I know for a fact that ,well my European friends are trying to rein in their jaws that dropped to the floor years ago while at the same time shaking their heads: they are totally appalled and perplexed by how on earth did we allow this disaster,and how there are still millions of idiots insisting on it
Yes, actually it’s Couchboy that really scares me: trump is old and losing it, he’s young ambitious sociopath and psychopath God forbid he gets in the WH!!!
If you look closely there seems to be some sort of cord coming out by his foot. Maybe they send him a little shock to remind him to chirp “the enemy within” “ they’re eating the dogs”. I can think of so many more…
I just read a piece on Hitlers’ rise to power and he says in a rage “get rid of the enemy within”, never mentions who it is this was still the 30s. Just heard the speech it sucked.
I think that was what the maxi-pad bandage was supposed to be for, but he moved it to his ear, so no one could see the tiny scratch until it miraculously healed.
"Leaky McDiaper sitting on an incontinence pad." "Judge Boxwine?" Thats it. I'm dead. ☠️😂 This is my official start to Saturday, spitting coffee all over the table! SOOO funny. Hadn't heard of Kat Kerr...another looney tune. 🤦♀️
I am noticing that we all got so much more inventive with the use of adjectives since following Jeff, I also laugh more and spit more coffee!thanks Jeff!
That was a direct quote from the legal document... if you follow Jay Kou, he posted a pic of the judgement and it literally says that right at the bottom. "It's the first amendment, stupid"
That was the threats to prosecute stations. His state agencies have made and are airing anti legal weed and anti abortion ads. Shithead doesn't want to have his 6 week ban overturned
And this moron went to an Ivy ieague law school and was paid as a military lawyer for a while. You'd THINK he'd know SOMETHING about US law and the constitution. But no, he's just another simpleton politician with dreams of grandiosity. (and completely unprincipled in his quest for power)
He, Vance, Cruz, GW Bush, are living proof that the hardest part of Ivy League is getting in. Their essays must have been heart-wrenching stories of overcoming odds. Bush's daddy just paid off Yale and Harvard (MBA)
Isn’t that how the vast majority of the entitled rich brats get into the best schools ? It certainly doesn’t seem to have a friggen thing to do with intelligence…just plenty of 💰💰 DO RE ME ! Then after a few well paid ghost students get them a diploma doing their assignments they become the next crop of politicians! Heavy lifting isn’t in their resume so the government no show job is a great fit ! Isn’t it so ironic that the best schools of higher learning produce the least amount of intelligent graduates 🎓??Daddys dime 💰produces our least intelligent leaders and undoubtably the present bitter harvest in the congress is without any question the most barren crop of blighted intellect in the history of our nation! It’s well past the time for plowing under the depleted unfit harvests and rotate to a more productive crop of leaders !The alternative is total political starvation and perpetual famine for the electorate! Vote Blue for the best shot at our democratic system and our survival! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"Government no show job" is a great description of present day political office in the Republican party. Not just when a trump appoints a donor to some cabinet position or department head, but to the actual elected federal offices themselves. A Republican House seat is basically just a 2 year gig of promoting yourself to get re-elected (exhibit A : MarjieT Greene)
It's also a descriptor for these second generation trust fund babies who only "work" in the family business, and the nepotism political babies who take over Grandpa (allegedly, Grassley is holding on for his grandson) or uncle's seat. Look at how many political dynasties have held the big chair: Adams, Harrison, Roosevelt (but they worked for the people), Bush, would have been Kennedy like it's left in a will.
The Supreme Court decision undoing affirmative action helped keep the ivies, and college in general, in the hands of the wealthy. I suspect this goes in hand with the push for high school students to go into trades, like mechanics and carpentry, not medicine or law. Keep the professional careers in the hands of the elite. We're good enough to fix their cars and build their houses, not good enough to design them.
The Trumps have BA degrees from Wharton, because Daddy cleared the path - BOTH generations.
Really great to have degrees that are bought and paid for! As a practical useful tool…. but for having someone else doing the work to get them they are just another tool for the con artists resume ! Nothing wrong with the trades earning a $125000.00 when you get your journeyman’s book isn’t a bad starting point! Nothing to be ashamed about working as a tradesman you need some heavy duty book learning and not just a strong back as many people assume! I do however agree that every single individual in the country has a right to earn a degree if it’s Earned ! Many in the trades use that vocation as a stepping stone to higher education and earning a degree as well as being able to pay for it without having Daddy dearest buy them one ! As for the Supreme Court pardon me but Fuck them !
Jeff, I’ve noticed during the past week that a number of preachers from the evangelical community of maga churches are voicing their opinion that women making false rape accusations should be put to death. Couple that comment with a number of women commenting on the fact that they were groped or worse by Donald. Personally I don’t believe this is a coincidence.. showing these profit prophets today reminded me of the evangelical comments. BTW, I notice there are no pea pads with the Trump brand… yet..😳
Good point how about they recycle them personally? Two birds with one stone …less shitty diapers and the MAGATS can feed themselves ….then they’ll definitely can be what they eat !💩🤮😜😂🤣
"Judge Boxwine" made me spew iced tea out my nose. I had just about recovered when I got to "Leaky McDiaperpants" 🤣
I just got home from the polls here in Wyandotte County, Kansas, where I voted the straight Democratic ticket. So the Tangerine Shitbomb and his minions can suck it. 🤣
Him sitting on the incontinence pad has to be the best shot of the week. Speaking of shots, someone forgot to tell his God Whisperer that Donald doesn't text because, you know........EVIDENCE.
I'm thinking cancelations are not only the dancing/rambling, but his crew knows he's going to publicly piss/shit himself (and incontinence is a part of dementia).
Apprentice? Do you mean to say that Bowelboy had to be trained in his selection of careers by serving an apprenticeship in spewing unimaginable volumes of shit from one end of the country to the other? 🤔🥴😂🤣 I would’ve thought his demented father had home schooled him on how to be shithead without any extra training!🤣😂
But…if he has the diaper, why the pad so..visible?or maybe he doesn’t have a diaper… and he’s already leaking…or just precaution? Inquiring minds want to know
He always has the diaper on Donatella! He’s well known to ignore changing it himself! Rolling around in stink inspired his cologne, sayin’…he prefers someone (like Walt) to take care of that filthy task!!
And when he does shit on the toilet, he probably calls in some flunky to wipe his ass. No wonder he stored all those top secret documents in the bathroom.
And it’s so OBVIOUS that Trump is sitting on a protective pad! My goodness, can you imagine having to sit on the same couch with Grandpa Schitzenpants and he’s leaking all sorts of body fluids! Even though it’s Fox, I have a little sympathy for the interviewers. He’s devolving before our eyes.
I feel real sympathy for Kamala Harris having to run an intensively serious campaign against that imploding shitbag. He's not a worthy opponent. And yet 70 million shitbags out there adore him.
You’d think that the shows advertising reps could have covered the costs of having him on by selling air freshener commercials! Probably turn a profit too !🤔
A guy here on Substack relayed a story from the 80s when he was dining in NYC and other patrons asked that trump be removed for his awful gaseous eructations. The guy swears it happened and emphasized this was when trump was younger, that he would never dunk on an elderly person.
I've read that many times too. 1980 was 34 years ago. Why didn't he see a Dr. way back then? You can buy 25 anti-gas anti-diaharea tabs OTC for $1.99. If it was me, I'd be at Dr office ASAP asking what's wrong?
Let me get this straight: The guy who thought Lincoln should have prevented the War Between the States (aka "the Civil War"), and says he would have, had he been president, tried to start a civil war during his presidency and maybe plans to try again. What am I missing?
Donnie can't read very well. And he must have flunked American History in high school. Our naturalized citizens know more American History than Dumb Donnie.
One of my great-great grandfathers died at the Battle of Marietta as a volunteer member of the Illinois 55th Infantry, after a dozen other battles and 3,000 miles of marching, over 3 years. Age 26. To stop the spread of slavery and preserve the Union.
Don Trump is an insult to our nation. He's not a legit candidate for public office. He's a snake oil salesman for money. A money grubbing liar. In another time the good citizens would have covered him in tar and feathers and run him out of the county straddling a split rail. As Kamala observes, Donald is a complete disgrace.
I'm with an organization which has, from time to time, put on large meetings at arenas and brought in people by charter bus from a dozen or more locations. All the planning and logistics are done by rank amateurs (the bus drivers are pros of course) and there has never been a situation when any of the buses failed to bring all the people they dropped off at the venue back to the right place. The fact that supposed campaign professionals can't handle this job suggests that both the level of Trump's staff, and their concern for their supporters is below substandard.
If that thing is elected their waiting is the last thing they’ll have to complain about…. Because Baby … they gonna get a fucken ride that they’ll never ever forget !
Conold is easy to figure out once you know that principle— like, you know, freedom, justice, equality, truth, rights endowed by the Creator —have no value and not much clarity for him. He wouldn’t spit to defend any of them; would trade any of them for a Big Mac.
The only principle he understands is “I am the greatest, the be-all, end-all, alpha and O-MAGA. Amen “
Well, kind of inferential, but for TWIS i nominate Bret Baier for having bought into Trump’s idea that KaMAla is very low IQ and so wouldn’t notice that HE DIDN’T INCLUDE THE PART ABOUT “THE ENEMY WITHIN”- IN THE CLIP about “the enemy within”.
Not to mention his later admission of a [eensy weensy teensy leetle] mistake, without apology to Harris or his viewers. Shame on him!!
I’m guessing he wants to be Trump’s Press Secretary, standing on the shoulders of the late great Hannibal Lecter, uh Sean Spicer. Or maybe replace that Cheung guy.
He doesn’t think he’s bowing to Putin. He thinks Putin is in awe of him. Putin must laugh @ how easily trump can be manipulated by flattery or favor (as VP has said) .
Don’t think this means that i exclude the possibility Putin has kompromat on Trump. Something embarrassing or morally repugnant, if not capital-C Criminal.
Yes, Jeff, your articles entitled "This Week in Stupid" couldn't possibly fit any better what actually goes on in this country week after week since Dear Leader brought chaos, stupidity and hate mongering to our doors. Even while riding down his cheesy golden escalater in 2015, he was already powering up his fascist tactics, schooled by all his crazy-ass cohorts in crime like Bannon and Stone. And even though good and bad things happen all of the time in this country, the shit that's been blown at us for nine years straight, just from Trump and his MAGA bowel movement, is absolutely absurd and overwhelming. Soon, there will be an end of sorts once Harris becomes president (to think about any other outcome is blasphemy). But gerd your loins, as cockroaches aren't easily killed. We'll have more battles to come.
It's been so clear this campaign season that very single place Trump turns his attention -- Springfield Ohio, Aurora Colorado, Western North Carolin -- suffers for it.
Though I think what JDVance did -- TO HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS -- was the worst.
Rick Wilson was saying that the days of MAGA boat parades may end with a Harris victory, and the clowns (Boebert, Gaetz, MTG) may be silenced, but the Ivy league types (Cotton, Hawley, Vance) will continue insinuating themselves into respectable places, bringing Project 2025 with them.
Funny thing about roaches they hide from the light 💡 then when you go to bed and think 🤔 you’re safe they’ll crawl all over you if you stay in the dark ! They have to be kept in the light so as we can keep an eye 👁️ on the devious little vermin !💡💡🔦🕯️and they can really run fast so you can’t squish them all! Seems that we have the little bastards everywhere forever ! We have to stay aware and ahead of them BECAUSE THEY ARE FOREVER 😳😳😳!!!
hey everyone — I've had to update my Friday entry. it now ends with this clarification.
"UPDATE: I’ve been shown a more complete video that shows Donny folding up his overcoat and sitting on it. so it’s not an incontinence pad. but you’ll never convince me that Donny didn’t sit on his own coat and use *that* as a home-made incontinence pad."
plus Donny's still a fucking moron for imagining that he could have negotiated his way out of the Civil War
he'd have "settled" the civil war by letting the states decide. every fucking bit as stupid as letting states decide whether women can wipe their own asses. when will this moron, and his supporters, and half the fucking uneducated country get it through their thick skulls that the WHOLE POINT of the 14th A was to remove certain fundamental freedoms from the vicissitudes of public opinion? you don't get to force women to have babies, by vote, any more than you get to put people in chains by vote.
Plus, women wanting access to abortion isn’t asking for anything special. Having control over our own bodies, like men have control over theirs, isn’t special. It’s rational.
The so-called exceptions are intentionally written to NOT be available to use. Think I’m kidding? Sadly, the anti-abortion folks who lobby lawmakers for abortion bans have given away the game. They don’t want women who arrive hemorrhaging in an emergency department to be allowed an abortion. They don’t want women with a fatal fetal abnormality to qualify for an abortion either. They also don’t want doctors to use their discretion based upon their medical training and experience to save the life of a pregnant woman — not until the woman’s health deteriorates to the point she may die. This is more fully explained in Jessica Valenti’s excellent book, Abortion.
After seeing how abortion bans are affecting women, their suffering and deaths, lawmakers who passed the bans (mostly white male Republicans) do nothing to fix it and are talking about extending the bans nationally. I guess not enough women have suffered and died to make these assholes reconsider. Clearly, the Republicans can’t be trusted to protect women. But women can be trusted to protect themselves.
In practice, “pro-life” and their anti-abortion stance means LET WOMEN SUFFER AND DIE. (I really think it means LET THE BITCHES DIE because people who support abortion bans have no respect for women. None. )
It’s why I believe that to protect women we need ABORTION ON DEMAND AND WITHOUT APOLOGY. The government shouldn’t be deciding. Women and their doctors know what’s best.
Here is Jessica Valenti's Substack called Abortion, Every Day.
https://jessica.substack.com/
Jessica Valenti is a shero!! I have her new book & am halfway through it. It is super excellent. I love her Substack & her TikTok videos. I wish MSNBC would have her on at least one show twice a week to speak to a different point; like how the forced birthers are changing the language they use & changing the meaning of the words. It’s very subtle, & very dangerous.
Wasn’t he there? He’s pretty old.
I agree with Thom Hartmann that DJT is a front for his MAGA cult members to rally around & the MSM to cover like he’s legitimate but if he wins the election, JD Vance will be president within 6 mos. The rich billionaires (like Peter Theil) put JD in there to take Donny’s place, knowing he’s got dementia & they can use the 25th amendment to get rid of Donny & put their venture capitalist JD in his place. It’s a win win for the billionaires-they hate Donny too. JD has been groomed for this by the billionaires-he has no political experience and they can have all the power through him
In that photo he is not sitting on a folded up overcoat. That is a pad.
I agree! That is NOT a coat!
That's what I thought. Looks much more like an incontinence pad than a coat, but then there is AI.
I’m laughing at the way Ansley (or whatever her name is) is looking down at the pad as if to say “WTF?”
Semantics. The coat served the same purpose, except now he'll cut it up in pieces and hawk it to his followers. They can sniff it for themselves at a low price of $1000.00
Barked a laugh so loud, I think I woke up a neighbor!
And, since he not only raises money "legally" by selling his SHIT, he also offers this as a way for people who want to buy his influence to buy a lot of it. Say, a Saudi Prince might buy 10,000 pieces and there have that influence.
That’s what those $100K watches are for, laundering bribes to Donny. There is no way his regular fan boys & girls can afford one of those, but a foreign national could buy a few.
Bingo!
😂
Got a link to this "more complete video" that supposedly shows Donnie sitting on his coat? Love you deeply, Jeff, but....Unless I see it myself, I'm going with the original explanation.
So your guest shows up at the Fox studios--a former president and the man you are about to fellate--- and instead of a lackey taking his overcoat from him for safekeeping, you make him SIT ON IT instead? Is there evidence this is how the Curvy Couch treats all their guests? Also, since I'm on a rant, this black piece of fabric does not look anywhere near thick or wide enough to be Donnie's folded up overcoat.
Unless it's the AI overcoat, I would agree with you.
Oh, thanks for THAT mental vision! At least we don't have asmellivision?
That is NOT an overcoat. I don't know what it is, but it's too thin, flat, and too-precisely shaped like a rectangle to be an overcoat.
IOW, it looks an awful lot like a cloth incontinence pad.
hahaha. i didn't scroll down before telling you that. :)
Who sits on a nice coat?! Doesn’t he have constant companions who could hold his coat, his extra tie, comb, hair spray, makeup kits?
fun true fact: decades ago, when she was Westchester County's District Attorney, tipsy Jeanine was part of my extended social circle. all I'm saying is that I may or may not have gotten drunk with her at least once
Getting drunk is the natural response to being in her company.
Yeah, all you have to do is stand where she can breathe near you.
Never could stand being with a drunk unless I was drunker than the drunk !🥴😜
Right? 🤣
You said that out loud.
LOL Theres more to that story...but I understand your discretion. 🤣
no, there really isn't. just good old Scarsdale dinner parties
Is she another one like Rudy who went completely over the edge because of Orange Hitler? Or did she do that on her own?
Was she as whacko then as she is now?! Geezus... 😳
no, she was ambitious and an attention hog but she wasn't crazy
operative word being "wasn't"?
Once again back in late 80s Grateful Dead through Jerry's too soon death in my prime I toured I did a lot of things never did I sound like this its sad disgusting my grandmother is 109 we sing songs and sway to the music Jaws Show Me The Way To Go Home
Mazel Tov to your grandmother!!
I can come close: the best review my book "The Bridgebusters" got was from Steve Bannon - who really, really liked it. I still haven't figured out what I did wrong. I used polysyllabic words even.
"I still haven't figured out what I did wrong." FOTF!
Hope you got hold of any recordings or film 🎥. …….She might not like your daily comments about certain individuals …..and you know how things can be manipulated nowadays!🤔😳😵💫
How could she remember jeff from so many years ago considering what has been sloshing around in her brain?
I’m sure Jeff made an impression on her ,he is definitely a memorable person just judging by his writing!✍️
Actually, many writers would be the least “memorable” guest at a dinner party. They're too busy watching everyone else and taking notes. Also, because they put so many words on paper, they feel no need to spew them in public.
Good point …and she’s probably had a wet brain memory for decades She’s definitely lost any memory of law school or it’s ethics’s classes🧐🥴
This is the kind of behavior that can lead to accidentally sleeping with Republicans. Or so I’ve been told…
I have two different exes who ended up hardcore Republicans. I already knew I had awful taste in men, both of those are highly regrettable choices beyond their terrible political views. My husband is questionable in his views occasionally, but we have a mutually assured destruction agreement for him to not say anything stupid and I won’t get mad.
Now, THAT sounds like a marriage that works!
Sleeping with republicans sounds awful Lisa… lions, tigers and bears, oh my!!
I have questions.
Uh oh, ‘you opened up a can of worms’! Now you’re going to have to ‘spill the beans’! 😂
Only once is more than enough Jeff!
‘FULL DISCLOSURE’ 😳
Wait, what, three decades ago I also lived in Westchester County--maybe we crossed paths?!
Too bad there isn't an incontinence pad on his mouth.
Thats for sure. He's out of his mind. And he's running for President. And people will vote for him. WTH??
Indeed Susan, a 78 year old mobbed up mook, a drug addled, diaper soiling, malodorous codpiece as shown above, will receive nearly half the votes of this country! Damn scary knowing that half the denizens of this country are simple minded, uneducated, unctuous derps!
American madness, a long time coming.
We must look like a bunch of fucking idiots to the rest of the world.
I think they have been thinking that for a very long time...with many notable exceptions..since from almost every nationality of the world the bums, insane, criminal, rapists, religious fanatics, militant clans, opportunists, and escapists have migrated here. Funny how Trump and his merry band of white nationalists put that on newcomers, to drown out their own history of the exploitation of migrants, abuse, and lawlessness.
We always do. Much of the world is terrified of us.
Much of the US is terrified of itself.
Indeed.
Coming originally from Europe as Italian born,I know for a fact that ,well my European friends are trying to rein in their jaws that dropped to the floor years ago while at the same time shaking their heads: they are totally appalled and perplexed by how on earth did we allow this disaster,and how there are still millions of idiots insisting on it
Well hold on, the country of Mussolini, Mussolini's granddaughter, Berlusconi, and the original Sicilian mafia..... they're judging US?
Kind of the same deal as Berlusconi happening in Italy.
Have always referred to it as The Great Amerikkkan Nightmare.
Trump is a Trojan horse. It’s Vance. Watch out!
Yes, actually it’s Couchboy that really scares me: trump is old and losing it, he’s young ambitious sociopath and psychopath God forbid he gets in the WH!!!
https://x.com/davetroy/status/1847666128891339015
Maybe the pad was the only way to get the standard Fox blonde to sit next to him
Her face is kind of screwed-up, if you look. I think she's just getting the fragrance wafted her way.
She did not look comfortable. Maybe she has heard the stories.
Hahahahaha! Really good one!
I’d imagine the stench from his malodorous codpiece would keep any breathing biped away HI2!
If you look closely there seems to be some sort of cord coming out by his foot. Maybe they send him a little shock to remind him to chirp “the enemy within” “ they’re eating the dogs”. I can think of so many more…
Also saw the original modern times ‘book burning’. Pointed out here due to the playbook of tRompism it was also referred to as Hitlerism.
I just read a piece on Hitlers’ rise to power and he says in a rage “get rid of the enemy within”, never mentions who it is this was still the 30s. Just heard the speech it sucked.
Looks like the cord that goes to the mike attached to his lapel. Not everything has to do with Diaper Boy's incontinence.
I think that was what the maxi-pad bandage was supposed to be for, but he moved it to his ear, so no one could see the tiny scratch until it miraculously healed.
You got that right…same vile substance oozes out both ends .💩.and they both look alike with all that puckering up before they go off 🥴😳💨💭!🤧🤮
Nothing imaginable would hold back that amount of shit.
Literally LOL'd. Nicely done.
Thank you. You're very kind. Inspiration caused by excellent coffee - Tanzanian peaberry.
Beautiful!
Thanks as always Jeff.
I’m thinking this headline should change from “Trump hotels charged his Secret Service protectors 'exorbitant' rates”
to:
Trump hotels charged taxpayers 'exorbitant' rates for Secret Service stays at his vermin-infested hotels.
"Leaky McDiaper sitting on an incontinence pad." "Judge Boxwine?" Thats it. I'm dead. ☠️😂 This is my official start to Saturday, spitting coffee all over the table! SOOO funny. Hadn't heard of Kat Kerr...another looney tune. 🤦♀️
full disclosure: I stole 'Judge Boxwine' from Molly Jong-Fast
You steal the best from the best! 👍
You stole Kimberly Gargoyle from me, but I'm happy you did! Hahahaha. We're collaborators on the left, not competitors. 😎
Does she have a regular spot on the curb of shame where her puke from last night still sits?
I agree! He is the best with his nicknames and descriptions. Starts my days off right.
I am noticing that we all got so much more inventive with the use of adjectives since following Jeff, I also laugh more and spit more coffee!thanks Jeff!
Ron DuhSantis deserves to be impeached for using tax dollars to run ads opposing ballot measures.
It's hilarious that a judge told him to knock it off.
"Itʻs the First Amendment, stupid" or words to that effect.
That was a direct quote from the legal document... if you follow Jay Kou, he posted a pic of the judgement and it literally says that right at the bottom. "It's the first amendment, stupid"
I love pissed-off judges
Not sure if DuhSantos understands the meaning of the 1st Amendment. He definitely likes what SCOTUS fking did to the 2nd amendment!
That was the threats to prosecute stations. His state agencies have made and are airing anti legal weed and anti abortion ads. Shithead doesn't want to have his 6 week ban overturned
Right. I misspoke.
Not really. That was one half of him putting his thumb on the scale.
And this moron went to an Ivy ieague law school and was paid as a military lawyer for a while. You'd THINK he'd know SOMETHING about US law and the constitution. But no, he's just another simpleton politician with dreams of grandiosity. (and completely unprincipled in his quest for power)
He, Vance, Cruz, GW Bush, are living proof that the hardest part of Ivy League is getting in. Their essays must have been heart-wrenching stories of overcoming odds. Bush's daddy just paid off Yale and Harvard (MBA)
Isn’t that how the vast majority of the entitled rich brats get into the best schools ? It certainly doesn’t seem to have a friggen thing to do with intelligence…just plenty of 💰💰 DO RE ME ! Then after a few well paid ghost students get them a diploma doing their assignments they become the next crop of politicians! Heavy lifting isn’t in their resume so the government no show job is a great fit ! Isn’t it so ironic that the best schools of higher learning produce the least amount of intelligent graduates 🎓??Daddys dime 💰produces our least intelligent leaders and undoubtably the present bitter harvest in the congress is without any question the most barren crop of blighted intellect in the history of our nation! It’s well past the time for plowing under the depleted unfit harvests and rotate to a more productive crop of leaders !The alternative is total political starvation and perpetual famine for the electorate! Vote Blue for the best shot at our democratic system and our survival! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"Government no show job" is a great description of present day political office in the Republican party. Not just when a trump appoints a donor to some cabinet position or department head, but to the actual elected federal offices themselves. A Republican House seat is basically just a 2 year gig of promoting yourself to get re-elected (exhibit A : MarjieT Greene)
It's also a descriptor for these second generation trust fund babies who only "work" in the family business, and the nepotism political babies who take over Grandpa (allegedly, Grassley is holding on for his grandson) or uncle's seat. Look at how many political dynasties have held the big chair: Adams, Harrison, Roosevelt (but they worked for the people), Bush, would have been Kennedy like it's left in a will.
Great paying gig for low achieving do nothings !🥴
The Supreme Court decision undoing affirmative action helped keep the ivies, and college in general, in the hands of the wealthy. I suspect this goes in hand with the push for high school students to go into trades, like mechanics and carpentry, not medicine or law. Keep the professional careers in the hands of the elite. We're good enough to fix their cars and build their houses, not good enough to design them.
The Trumps have BA degrees from Wharton, because Daddy cleared the path - BOTH generations.
Really great to have degrees that are bought and paid for! As a practical useful tool…. but for having someone else doing the work to get them they are just another tool for the con artists resume ! Nothing wrong with the trades earning a $125000.00 when you get your journeyman’s book isn’t a bad starting point! Nothing to be ashamed about working as a tradesman you need some heavy duty book learning and not just a strong back as many people assume! I do however agree that every single individual in the country has a right to earn a degree if it’s Earned ! Many in the trades use that vocation as a stepping stone to higher education and earning a degree as well as being able to pay for it without having Daddy dearest buy them one ! As for the Supreme Court pardon me but Fuck them !
Jeff, I’ve noticed during the past week that a number of preachers from the evangelical community of maga churches are voicing their opinion that women making false rape accusations should be put to death. Couple that comment with a number of women commenting on the fact that they were groped or worse by Donald. Personally I don’t believe this is a coincidence.. showing these profit prophets today reminded me of the evangelical comments. BTW, I notice there are no pea pads with the Trump brand… yet..😳
There are Donald diapers, tho’ and some of his misguided followers wore them in public and proudly displayed their low IQ.
Profit Prophets.....good one.
Trump Gold Depends Diapers.
Trump Gold Pea Pads.
Buy the bundle for half-off!
Maybe the Let's Go Brandon store has found a way to reuse their unsold merchandise!
Good point how about they recycle them personally? Two birds with one stone …less shitty diapers and the MAGATS can feed themselves ….then they’ll definitely can be what they eat !💩🤮😜😂🤣
Why a black pad under a blue suit? There was a surprising # of colors when my elderly friend needed some.
"Judge Boxwine" made me spew iced tea out my nose. I had just about recovered when I got to "Leaky McDiaperpants" 🤣
I just got home from the polls here in Wyandotte County, Kansas, where I voted the straight Democratic ticket. So the Tangerine Shitbomb and his minions can suck it. 🤣
Him sitting on the incontinence pad has to be the best shot of the week. Speaking of shots, someone forgot to tell his God Whisperer that Donald doesn't text because, you know........EVIDENCE.
I thought it was because he didn’t know how to text.
I think he won't email or text because he doesn't know how to delete. 🤣
I'm thinking cancelations are not only the dancing/rambling, but his crew knows he's going to publicly piss/shit himself (and incontinence is a part of dementia).
Incontinence is also the result of drug use .
Supposedly, he's incontinent from years of Adderall abuse, dating back to the days of The Apprentice.
Apprentice? Do you mean to say that Bowelboy had to be trained in his selection of careers by serving an apprenticeship in spewing unimaginable volumes of shit from one end of the country to the other? 🤔🥴😂🤣 I would’ve thought his demented father had home schooled him on how to be shithead without any extra training!🤣😂
Right. That video clip of him with Epstein, where he's doing his dumbass "dance" moves? 30 years on, you can tell he's high as a kite
So Dooner should start crapping himself in public any day
Hasn't he been doing that? 🤣🤣🤣
VonSchitzinpantz
He still has Madison Square Garden rally NYC Sunday, Oct 27. He better rest up 🥱🥱🥱BTW, if u registered online for tics, I read online it's actually first come, first in. No tix needed, they want to prevent another Tulsa, OK punking.🥱https://event.donaldjtrump.com/events/president-donald-j-trump-to-hold-a-rally-in-new-york-new-york
I already have my reservations 😂
MSG: How many seats? Isn't most of NYC & NY blue?
Great picture of thump on his incontinence pad. I love how that woman is looking at the pad, like it’s starting to seep? & smell?
She’s about to slither away from the look on her faceHulit!
I noticed that look also.
But…if he has the diaper, why the pad so..visible?or maybe he doesn’t have a diaper… and he’s already leaking…or just precaution? Inquiring minds want to know
He always has the diaper on Donatella! He’s well known to ignore changing it himself! Rolling around in stink inspired his cologne, sayin’…he prefers someone (like Walt) to take care of that filthy task!!
And when he does shit on the toilet, he probably calls in some flunky to wipe his ass. No wonder he stored all those top secret documents in the bathroom.
Used to be Kush’s job, along with reading any briefs of the day!
And it’s so OBVIOUS that Trump is sitting on a protective pad! My goodness, can you imagine having to sit on the same couch with Grandpa Schitzenpants and he’s leaking all sorts of body fluids! Even though it’s Fox, I have a little sympathy for the interviewers. He’s devolving before our eyes.
I feel real sympathy for Kamala Harris having to run an intensively serious campaign against that imploding shitbag. He's not a worthy opponent. And yet 70 million shitbags out there adore him.
Better an imploding shitbag than an exploding shitbag. Oh, the humanity!
And they act like its no big deal... SERIOUSLY! WTH???
They gave up any credibility a long time ago. The ignoring the peepad is just the latest example that people will do anything for money.
Is this real life? Good Grief. 🤣
You’d think that the shows advertising reps could have covered the costs of having him on by selling air freshener commercials! Probably turn a profit too !🤔
My sympathies are for the white couch itself.
Maybe JDV can make up for it…
It’s all Sofa king disgusting !
A guy here on Substack relayed a story from the 80s when he was dining in NYC and other patrons asked that trump be removed for his awful gaseous eructations. The guy swears it happened and emphasized this was when trump was younger, that he would never dunk on an elderly person.
I've read that many times too. 1980 was 34 years ago. Why didn't he see a Dr. way back then? You can buy 25 anti-gas anti-diaharea tabs OTC for $1.99. If it was me, I'd be at Dr office ASAP asking what's wrong?
Don't you remember? His GI doc can only diagnose bone spurs. Not rectal incontinence/gas.
The GI Doc didn’t even notice that his head was jammed up his ass …you’d think that would have done the job of blocking his shit tsunamis!🤔🥴😜😅
Dissolving !
Some sources have said that he's been taking Ozempic or another weight loss drug. One of the noted side effects of those drugs is diarrhea.
Let me get this straight: The guy who thought Lincoln should have prevented the War Between the States (aka "the Civil War"), and says he would have, had he been president, tried to start a civil war during his presidency and maybe plans to try again. What am I missing?
Donnie can't read very well. And he must have flunked American History in high school. Our naturalized citizens know more American History than Dumb Donnie.
One of my great-great grandfathers died at the Battle of Marietta as a volunteer member of the Illinois 55th Infantry, after a dozen other battles and 3,000 miles of marching, over 3 years. Age 26. To stop the spread of slavery and preserve the Union.
Don Trump is an insult to our nation. He's not a legit candidate for public office. He's a snake oil salesman for money. A money grubbing liar. In another time the good citizens would have covered him in tar and feathers and run him out of the county straddling a split rail. As Kamala observes, Donald is a complete disgrace.
You’re not missing anything. It’s the
flim-flam man in operation:
1. Outright lies
2. Say one thing and reverse it later
3. mental crackpot ideas - word salad stuff.
We’ve been witnessing this for a long time.
I recently saw extended footage of that frozen rally in Nebraska. Had forgotten that people were outside for hours. Just watching it made me cold.
Then he left those people in the desert after dark, no lights, one bus and nada.
I can't imagine depending on a political campaign to be a reliable source of transportation.
Meatball Ron really needs to go.
It’s fascinating how many times the mewling wastrel leaves his mindless minions waiting… usually for hours, often times he simply leaves Hannah!
I'm with an organization which has, from time to time, put on large meetings at arenas and brought in people by charter bus from a dozen or more locations. All the planning and logistics are done by rank amateurs (the bus drivers are pros of course) and there has never been a situation when any of the buses failed to bring all the people they dropped off at the venue back to the right place. The fact that supposed campaign professionals can't handle this job suggests that both the level of Trump's staff, and their concern for their supporters is below substandard.
I saw that. I expected them to complain, but they just kept looking wistfully the tarmac, waiting.....
If that thing is elected their waiting is the last thing they’ll have to complain about…. Because Baby … they gonna get a fucken ride that they’ll never ever forget !
Conold is easy to figure out once you know that principle— like, you know, freedom, justice, equality, truth, rights endowed by the Creator —have no value and not much clarity for him. He wouldn’t spit to defend any of them; would trade any of them for a Big Mac.
The only principle he understands is “I am the greatest, the be-all, end-all, alpha and O-MAGA. Amen “
Well, kind of inferential, but for TWIS i nominate Bret Baier for having bought into Trump’s idea that KaMAla is very low IQ and so wouldn’t notice that HE DIDN’T INCLUDE THE PART ABOUT “THE ENEMY WITHIN”- IN THE CLIP about “the enemy within”.
Not to mention his later admission of a [eensy weensy teensy leetle] mistake, without apology to Harris or his viewers. Shame on him!!
I’m guessing he wants to be Trump’s Press Secretary, standing on the shoulders of the late great Hannibal Lecter, uh Sean Spicer. Or maybe replace that Cheung guy.
Pure Dunning-Kruger Effect.
Whats the superlative of Dunning- Kruger? Dunningest - Krugest?
“And I bow to no one except Vladimir Putin.”
He doesn’t think he’s bowing to Putin. He thinks Putin is in awe of him. Putin must laugh @ how easily trump can be manipulated by flattery or favor (as VP has said) .
Don’t think this means that i exclude the possibility Putin has kompromat on Trump. Something embarrassing or morally repugnant, if not capital-C Criminal.
Yes, Jeff, your articles entitled "This Week in Stupid" couldn't possibly fit any better what actually goes on in this country week after week since Dear Leader brought chaos, stupidity and hate mongering to our doors. Even while riding down his cheesy golden escalater in 2015, he was already powering up his fascist tactics, schooled by all his crazy-ass cohorts in crime like Bannon and Stone. And even though good and bad things happen all of the time in this country, the shit that's been blown at us for nine years straight, just from Trump and his MAGA bowel movement, is absolutely absurd and overwhelming. Soon, there will be an end of sorts once Harris becomes president (to think about any other outcome is blasphemy). But gerd your loins, as cockroaches aren't easily killed. We'll have more battles to come.
It's been so clear this campaign season that very single place Trump turns his attention -- Springfield Ohio, Aurora Colorado, Western North Carolin -- suffers for it.
Though I think what JDVance did -- TO HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS -- was the worst.
add Coachella...
https://polinews.org/bus-company-reportedly-left-trump-rally-attendees-stranded-at-coachella-after-campaign-ignored-payment-requests/#google_vignette
Thanks, Apache!
Rick Wilson was saying that the days of MAGA boat parades may end with a Harris victory, and the clowns (Boebert, Gaetz, MTG) may be silenced, but the Ivy league types (Cotton, Hawley, Vance) will continue insinuating themselves into respectable places, bringing Project 2025 with them.
Funny thing about roaches they hide from the light 💡 then when you go to bed and think 🤔 you’re safe they’ll crawl all over you if you stay in the dark ! They have to be kept in the light so as we can keep an eye 👁️ on the devious little vermin !💡💡🔦🕯️and they can really run fast so you can’t squish them all! Seems that we have the little bastards everywhere forever ! We have to stay aware and ahead of them BECAUSE THEY ARE FOREVER 😳😳😳!!!