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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

hey everyone — I've had to update my Friday entry. it now ends with this clarification.

"UPDATE: I’ve been shown a more complete video that shows Donny folding up his overcoat and sitting on it. so it’s not an incontinence pad. but you’ll never convince me that Donny didn’t sit on his own coat and use *that* as a home-made incontinence pad."

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

plus Donny's still a fucking moron for imagining that he could have negotiated his way out of the Civil War

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Sabrina Haake's avatar

he'd have "settled" the civil war by letting the states decide. every fucking bit as stupid as letting states decide whether women can wipe their own asses. when will this moron, and his supporters, and half the fucking uneducated country get it through their thick skulls that the WHOLE POINT of the 14th A was to remove certain fundamental freedoms from the vicissitudes of public opinion? you don't get to force women to have babies, by vote, any more than you get to put people in chains by vote.

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Valeri in SoCal's avatar

Plus, women wanting access to abortion isn’t asking for anything special. Having control over our own bodies, like men have control over theirs, isn’t special. It’s rational.

The so-called exceptions are intentionally written to NOT be available to use. Think I’m kidding? Sadly, the anti-abortion folks who lobby lawmakers for abortion bans have given away the game. They don’t want women who arrive hemorrhaging in an emergency department to be allowed an abortion. They don’t want women with a fatal fetal abnormality to qualify for an abortion either. They also don’t want doctors to use their discretion based upon their medical training and experience to save the life of a pregnant woman — not until the woman’s health deteriorates to the point she may die. This is more fully explained in Jessica Valenti’s excellent book, Abortion.

After seeing how abortion bans are affecting women, their suffering and deaths, lawmakers who passed the bans (mostly white male Republicans) do nothing to fix it and are talking about extending the bans nationally. I guess not enough women have suffered and died to make these assholes reconsider. Clearly, the Republicans can’t be trusted to protect women. But women can be trusted to protect themselves.

In practice, “pro-life” and their anti-abortion stance means LET WOMEN SUFFER AND DIE. (I really think it means LET THE BITCHES DIE because people who support abortion bans have no respect for women. None. )

It’s why I believe that to protect women we need ABORTION ON DEMAND AND WITHOUT APOLOGY. The government shouldn’t be deciding. Women and their doctors know what’s best.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Here is Jessica Valenti's Substack called Abortion, Every Day.

https://jessica.substack.com/

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Jessica Valenti is a shero!! I have her new book & am halfway through it. It is super excellent. I love her Substack & her TikTok videos. I wish MSNBC would have her on at least one show twice a week to speak to a different point; like how the forced birthers are changing the language they use & changing the meaning of the words. It’s very subtle, & very dangerous.

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

Wasn’t he there? He’s pretty old.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

I agree with Thom Hartmann that DJT is a front for his MAGA cult members to rally around & the MSM to cover like he’s legitimate but if he wins the election, JD Vance will be president within 6 mos. The rich billionaires (like Peter Theil) put JD in there to take Donny’s place, knowing he’s got dementia & they can use the 25th amendment to get rid of Donny & put their venture capitalist JD in his place. It’s a win win for the billionaires-they hate Donny too. JD has been groomed for this by the billionaires-he has no political experience and they can have all the power through him

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Patricia Williamson's avatar

In that photo he is not sitting on a folded up overcoat. That is a pad.

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T L Mills's avatar

I agree! That is NOT a coat!

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Linda Weide's avatar

That's what I thought. Looks much more like an incontinence pad than a coat, but then there is AI.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

I’m laughing at the way Ansley (or whatever her name is) is looking down at the pad as if to say “WTF?”

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W.C. Jones's avatar

Semantics. The coat served the same purpose, except now he'll cut it up in pieces and hawk it to his followers. They can sniff it for themselves at a low price of $1000.00

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Barked a laugh so loud, I think I woke up a neighbor!

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Linda Weide's avatar

And, since he not only raises money "legally" by selling his SHIT, he also offers this as a way for people who want to buy his influence to buy a lot of it. Say, a Saudi Prince might buy 10,000 pieces and there have that influence.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

That’s what those $100K watches are for, laundering bribes to Donny. There is no way his regular fan boys & girls can afford one of those, but a foreign national could buy a few.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

Bingo!

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Katy Griffith's avatar

😂

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PTW's avatar

Got a link to this "more complete video" that supposedly shows Donnie sitting on his coat? Love you deeply, Jeff, but....Unless I see it myself, I'm going with the original explanation.

So your guest shows up at the Fox studios--a former president and the man you are about to fellate--- and instead of a lackey taking his overcoat from him for safekeeping, you make him SIT ON IT instead? Is there evidence this is how the Curvy Couch treats all their guests? Also, since I'm on a rant, this black piece of fabric does not look anywhere near thick or wide enough to be Donnie's folded up overcoat.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Unless it's the AI overcoat, I would agree with you.

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Teri's avatar

Oh, thanks for THAT mental vision! At least we don't have asmellivision?

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Anna Bolique's avatar

That is NOT an overcoat. I don't know what it is, but it's too thin, flat, and too-precisely shaped like a rectangle to be an overcoat.

IOW, it looks an awful lot like a cloth incontinence pad.

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Jenny's avatar

hahaha. i didn't scroll down before telling you that. :)

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fiona o'neill's avatar

Who sits on a nice coat?! Doesn’t he have constant companions who could hold his coat, his extra tie, comb, hair spray, makeup kits?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun true fact: decades ago, when she was Westchester County's District Attorney, tipsy Jeanine was part of my extended social circle. all I'm saying is that I may or may not have gotten drunk with her at least once

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SuNew's avatar

Getting drunk is the natural response to being in her company.

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T L Mills's avatar

Yeah, all you have to do is stand where she can breathe near you.

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Robert R's avatar

Never could stand being with a drunk unless I was drunker than the drunk !🥴😜

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SuNew's avatar

Right? 🤣

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

You said that out loud.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL Theres more to that story...but I understand your discretion. 🤣

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no, there really isn't. just good old Scarsdale dinner parties

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Is she another one like Rudy who went completely over the edge because of Orange Hitler? Or did she do that on her own?

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Megan Ross's avatar

Was she as whacko then as she is now?! Geezus... 😳

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no, she was ambitious and an attention hog but she wasn't crazy

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Andrea Fruggiero's avatar

operative word being "wasn't"?

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Sean Overbey's avatar

Once again back in late 80s Grateful Dead through Jerry's too soon death in my prime I toured I did a lot of things never did I sound like this its sad disgusting my grandmother is 109 we sing songs and sway to the music Jaws Show Me The Way To Go Home

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Mazel Tov to your grandmother!!

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TCinLA's avatar

I can come close: the best review my book "The Bridgebusters" got was from Steve Bannon - who really, really liked it. I still haven't figured out what I did wrong. I used polysyllabic words even.

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kdsherpa's avatar

"I still haven't figured out what I did wrong." FOTF!

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Robert R's avatar

Hope you got hold of any recordings or film 🎥. …….She might not like your daily comments about certain individuals …..and you know how things can be manipulated nowadays!🤔😳😵‍💫

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

How could she remember jeff from so many years ago considering what has been sloshing around in her brain?

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Robert R's avatar

I’m sure Jeff made an impression on her ,he is definitely a memorable person just judging by his writing!✍️

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, many writers would be the least “memorable” guest at a dinner party. They're too busy watching everyone else and taking notes. Also, because they put so many words on paper, they feel no need to spew them in public.

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Robert R's avatar

Good point …and she’s probably had a wet brain memory for decades She’s definitely lost any memory of law school or it’s ethics’s classes🧐🥴

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

This is the kind of behavior that can lead to accidentally sleeping with Republicans. Or so I’ve been told…

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Kimmy's avatar

I have two different exes who ended up hardcore Republicans. I already knew I had awful taste in men, both of those are highly regrettable choices beyond their terrible political views. My husband is questionable in his views occasionally, but we have a mutually assured destruction agreement for him to not say anything stupid and I won’t get mad.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Now, THAT sounds like a marriage that works!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Sleeping with republicans sounds awful Lisa… lions, tigers and bears, oh my!!

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

I have questions.

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Bikracer's avatar

Uh oh, ‘you opened up a can of worms’! Now you’re going to have to ‘spill the beans’! 😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Only once is more than enough Jeff!

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P123Sunny's avatar

‘FULL DISCLOSURE’ 😳

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Sheila D's avatar

Wait, what, three decades ago I also lived in Westchester County--maybe we crossed paths?!

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Too bad there isn't an incontinence pad on his mouth.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Thats for sure. He's out of his mind. And he's running for President. And people will vote for him. WTH??

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Indeed Susan, a 78 year old mobbed up mook, a drug addled, diaper soiling, malodorous codpiece as shown above, will receive nearly half the votes of this country! Damn scary knowing that half the denizens of this country are simple minded, uneducated, unctuous derps!

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

American madness, a long time coming.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

We must look like a bunch of fucking idiots to the rest of the world.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

I think they have been thinking that for a very long time...with many notable exceptions..since from almost every nationality of the world the bums, insane, criminal, rapists, religious fanatics, militant clans, opportunists, and escapists have migrated here. Funny how Trump and his merry band of white nationalists put that on newcomers, to drown out their own history of the exploitation of migrants, abuse, and lawlessness.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

We always do. Much of the world is terrified of us.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Much of the US is terrified of itself.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Indeed.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Coming originally from Europe as Italian born,I know for a fact that ,well my European friends are trying to rein in their jaws that dropped to the floor years ago while at the same time shaking their heads: they are totally appalled and perplexed by how on earth did we allow this disaster,and how there are still millions of idiots insisting on it

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Well hold on, the country of Mussolini, Mussolini's granddaughter, Berlusconi, and the original Sicilian mafia..... they're judging US?

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David Skoglund's avatar

Kind of the same deal as Berlusconi happening in Italy.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Have always referred to it as The Great Amerikkkan Nightmare.

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Marty's avatar

Trump is a Trojan horse. It’s Vance. Watch out!

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Yes, actually it’s Couchboy that really scares me: trump is old and losing it, he’s young ambitious sociopath and psychopath God forbid he gets in the WH!!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Maybe the pad was the only way to get the standard Fox blonde to sit next to him

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arne link's avatar

Her face is kind of screwed-up, if you look. I think she's just getting the fragrance wafted her way.

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David A Pitock's avatar

She did not look comfortable. Maybe she has heard the stories.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Hahahahaha! Really good one!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’d imagine the stench from his malodorous codpiece would keep any breathing biped away HI2!

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Marcie's avatar

If you look closely there seems to be some sort of cord coming out by his foot. Maybe they send him a little shock to remind him to chirp “the enemy within” “ they’re eating the dogs”. I can think of so many more…

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Also saw the original modern times ‘book burning’. Pointed out here due to the playbook of tRompism it was also referred to as Hitlerism.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I just read a piece on Hitlers’ rise to power and he says in a rage “get rid of the enemy within”, never mentions who it is this was still the 30s. Just heard the speech it sucked.

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T L Mills's avatar

Looks like the cord that goes to the mike attached to his lapel. Not everything has to do with Diaper Boy's incontinence.

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PeggyStuart's avatar

I think that was what the maxi-pad bandage was supposed to be for, but he moved it to his ear, so no one could see the tiny scratch until it miraculously healed.

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Robert R's avatar

You got that right…same vile substance oozes out both ends .💩.and they both look alike with all that puckering up before they go off 🥴😳💨💭!🤧🤮

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Nothing imaginable would hold back that amount of shit.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Literally LOL'd. Nicely done.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Thank you. You're very kind. Inspiration caused by excellent coffee - Tanzanian peaberry.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Beautiful!

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Thanks as always Jeff.

I’m thinking this headline should change from “Trump hotels charged his Secret Service protectors 'exorbitant' rates”

to:

Trump hotels charged taxpayers 'exorbitant' rates for Secret Service stays at his vermin-infested hotels.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Leaky McDiaper sitting on an incontinence pad." "Judge Boxwine?" Thats it. I'm dead. ☠️😂 This is my official start to Saturday, spitting coffee all over the table! SOOO funny. Hadn't heard of Kat Kerr...another looney tune. 🤦‍♀️

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

full disclosure: I stole 'Judge Boxwine' from Molly Jong-Fast

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You steal the best from the best! 👍

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

You stole Kimberly Gargoyle from me, but I'm happy you did! Hahahaha. We're collaborators on the left, not competitors. 😎

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Does she have a regular spot on the curb of shame where her puke from last night still sits?

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Mary Sundberg's avatar

I agree! He is the best with his nicknames and descriptions. Starts my days off right.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

I am noticing that we all got so much more inventive with the use of adjectives since following Jeff, I also laugh more and spit more coffee!thanks Jeff!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Ron DuhSantis deserves to be impeached for using tax dollars to run ads opposing ballot measures.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

It's hilarious that a judge told him to knock it off.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

"Itʻs the First Amendment, stupid" or words to that effect.

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JENNIFER's avatar

That was a direct quote from the legal document... if you follow Jay Kou, he posted a pic of the judgement and it literally says that right at the bottom. "It's the first amendment, stupid"

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I love pissed-off judges

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Dave Drell's avatar

Not sure if DuhSantos understands the meaning of the 1st Amendment. He definitely likes what SCOTUS fking did to the 2nd amendment!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

That was the threats to prosecute stations. His state agencies have made and are airing anti legal weed and anti abortion ads. Shithead doesn't want to have his 6 week ban overturned

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Right. I misspoke.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Not really. That was one half of him putting his thumb on the scale.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

And this moron went to an Ivy ieague law school and was paid as a military lawyer for a while. You'd THINK he'd know SOMETHING about US law and the constitution. But no, he's just another simpleton politician with dreams of grandiosity. (and completely unprincipled in his quest for power)

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

He, Vance, Cruz, GW Bush, are living proof that the hardest part of Ivy League is getting in. Their essays must have been heart-wrenching stories of overcoming odds. Bush's daddy just paid off Yale and Harvard (MBA)

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Robert R's avatar

Isn’t that how the vast majority of the entitled rich brats get into the best schools ? It certainly doesn’t seem to have a friggen thing to do with intelligence…just plenty of 💰💰 DO RE ME ! Then after a few well paid ghost students get them a diploma doing their assignments they become the next crop of politicians! Heavy lifting isn’t in their resume so the government no show job is a great fit ! Isn’t it so ironic that the best schools of higher learning produce the least amount of intelligent graduates 🎓??Daddys dime 💰produces our least intelligent leaders and undoubtably the present bitter harvest in the congress is without any question the most barren crop of blighted intellect in the history of our nation! It’s well past the time for plowing under the depleted unfit harvests and rotate to a more productive crop of leaders !The alternative is total political starvation and perpetual famine for the electorate! Vote Blue for the best shot at our democratic system and our survival! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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steve robertshaw's avatar

"Government no show job" is a great description of present day political office in the Republican party. Not just when a trump appoints a donor to some cabinet position or department head, but to the actual elected federal offices themselves. A Republican House seat is basically just a 2 year gig of promoting yourself to get re-elected (exhibit A : MarjieT Greene)

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

It's also a descriptor for these second generation trust fund babies who only "work" in the family business, and the nepotism political babies who take over Grandpa (allegedly, Grassley is holding on for his grandson) or uncle's seat. Look at how many political dynasties have held the big chair: Adams, Harrison, Roosevelt (but they worked for the people), Bush, would have been Kennedy like it's left in a will.

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Robert R's avatar

Great paying gig for low achieving do nothings !🥴

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

The Supreme Court decision undoing affirmative action helped keep the ivies, and college in general, in the hands of the wealthy. I suspect this goes in hand with the push for high school students to go into trades, like mechanics and carpentry, not medicine or law. Keep the professional careers in the hands of the elite. We're good enough to fix their cars and build their houses, not good enough to design them.

The Trumps have BA degrees from Wharton, because Daddy cleared the path - BOTH generations.

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Robert R's avatar

Really great to have degrees that are bought and paid for! As a practical useful tool…. but for having someone else doing the work to get them they are just another tool for the con artists resume ! Nothing wrong with the trades earning a $125000.00 when you get your journeyman’s book isn’t a bad starting point! Nothing to be ashamed about working as a tradesman you need some heavy duty book learning and not just a strong back as many people assume! I do however agree that every single individual in the country has a right to earn a degree if it’s Earned ! Many in the trades use that vocation as a stepping stone to higher education and earning a degree as well as being able to pay for it without having Daddy dearest buy them one ! As for the Supreme Court pardon me but Fuck them !

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, I’ve noticed during the past week that a number of preachers from the evangelical community of maga churches are voicing their opinion that women making false rape accusations should be put to death. Couple that comment with a number of women commenting on the fact that they were groped or worse by Donald. Personally I don’t believe this is a coincidence.. showing these profit prophets today reminded me of the evangelical comments. BTW, I notice there are no pea pads with the Trump brand… yet..😳

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Derek Smith's avatar

There are Donald diapers, tho’ and some of his misguided followers wore them in public and proudly displayed their low IQ.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Profit Prophets.....good one.

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Burke's avatar

Trump Gold Depends Diapers.

Trump Gold Pea Pads.

Buy the bundle for half-off!

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Teri's avatar

Maybe the Let's Go Brandon store has found a way to reuse their unsold merchandise!

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Robert R's avatar

Good point how about they recycle them personally? Two birds with one stone …less shitty diapers and the MAGATS can feed themselves ….then they’ll definitely can be what they eat !💩🤮😜😂🤣

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Teri's avatar

Why a black pad under a blue suit? There was a surprising # of colors when my elderly friend needed some.

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

"Judge Boxwine" made me spew iced tea out my nose. I had just about recovered when I got to "Leaky McDiaperpants" 🤣

I just got home from the polls here in Wyandotte County, Kansas, where I voted the straight Democratic ticket. So the Tangerine Shitbomb and his minions can suck it. 🤣

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Anita Smibert's avatar

Him sitting on the incontinence pad has to be the best shot of the week. Speaking of shots, someone forgot to tell his God Whisperer that Donald doesn't text because, you know........EVIDENCE.

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shee-rah's avatar

I thought it was because he didn’t know how to text.

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Anita Smibert's avatar

I think he won't email or text because he doesn't know how to delete. 🤣

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I'm thinking cancelations are not only the dancing/rambling, but his crew knows he's going to publicly piss/shit himself (and incontinence is a part of dementia).

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Incontinence is also the result of drug use .

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Marla's avatar

Supposedly, he's incontinent from years of Adderall abuse, dating back to the days of The Apprentice.

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Robert R's avatar

Apprentice? Do you mean to say that Bowelboy had to be trained in his selection of careers by serving an apprenticeship in spewing unimaginable volumes of shit from one end of the country to the other? 🤔🥴😂🤣 I would’ve thought his demented father had home schooled him on how to be shithead without any extra training!🤣😂

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Right. That video clip of him with Epstein, where he's doing his dumbass "dance" moves? 30 years on, you can tell he's high as a kite

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

So Dooner should start crapping himself in public any day

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Hasn't he been doing that? 🤣🤣🤣

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Marla's avatar

VonSchitzinpantz

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Teri's avatar

He still has Madison Square Garden rally NYC Sunday, Oct 27. He better rest up 🥱🥱🥱BTW, if u registered online for tics, I read online it's actually first come, first in. No tix needed, they want to prevent another Tulsa, OK punking.🥱https://event.donaldjtrump.com/events/president-donald-j-trump-to-hold-a-rally-in-new-york-new-york

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

I already have my reservations 😂

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Teri's avatar

MSG: How many seats? Isn't most of NYC & NY blue?

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HulitC's avatar

Great picture of thump on his incontinence pad. I love how that woman is looking at the pad, like it’s starting to seep? & smell?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

She’s about to slither away from the look on her faceHulit!

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Major Kong's avatar

I noticed that look also.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

But…if he has the diaper, why the pad so..visible?or maybe he doesn’t have a diaper… and he’s already leaking…or just precaution? Inquiring minds want to know

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He always has the diaper on Donatella! He’s well known to ignore changing it himself! Rolling around in stink inspired his cologne, sayin’…he prefers someone (like Walt) to take care of that filthy task!!

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shee-rah's avatar

And when he does shit on the toilet, he probably calls in some flunky to wipe his ass. No wonder he stored all those top secret documents in the bathroom.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Used to be Kush’s job, along with reading any briefs of the day!

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Pamela Gross's avatar

And it’s so OBVIOUS that Trump is sitting on a protective pad! My goodness, can you imagine having to sit on the same couch with Grandpa Schitzenpants and he’s leaking all sorts of body fluids! Even though it’s Fox, I have a little sympathy for the interviewers. He’s devolving before our eyes.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I feel real sympathy for Kamala Harris having to run an intensively serious campaign against that imploding shitbag. He's not a worthy opponent. And yet 70 million shitbags out there adore him.

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Derek Smith's avatar

Better an imploding shitbag than an exploding shitbag. Oh, the humanity!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

And they act like its no big deal... SERIOUSLY! WTH???

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Eileen's avatar

They gave up any credibility a long time ago. The ignoring the peepad is just the latest example that people will do anything for money.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Is this real life? Good Grief. 🤣

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Robert R's avatar

You’d think that the shows advertising reps could have covered the costs of having him on by selling air freshener commercials! Probably turn a profit too !🤔

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Doc Blase''s avatar

My sympathies are for the white couch itself.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Maybe JDV can make up for it…

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Robert R's avatar

It’s all Sofa king disgusting !

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HI2thDoc's avatar

A guy here on Substack relayed a story from the 80s when he was dining in NYC and other patrons asked that trump be removed for his awful gaseous eructations. The guy swears it happened and emphasized this was when trump was younger, that he would never dunk on an elderly person.

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Teri's avatar

I've read that many times too. 1980 was 34 years ago. Why didn't he see a Dr. way back then? You can buy 25 anti-gas anti-diaharea tabs OTC for $1.99. If it was me, I'd be at Dr office ASAP asking what's wrong?

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Don't you remember? His GI doc can only diagnose bone spurs. Not rectal incontinence/gas.

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Robert R's avatar

The GI Doc didn’t even notice that his head was jammed up his ass …you’d think that would have done the job of blocking his shit tsunamis!🤔🥴😜😅

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Robert R's avatar

Dissolving !

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Some sources have said that he's been taking Ozempic or another weight loss drug. One of the noted side effects of those drugs is diarrhea.

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PeggyStuart's avatar

Let me get this straight: The guy who thought Lincoln should have prevented the War Between the States (aka "the Civil War"), and says he would have, had he been president, tried to start a civil war during his presidency and maybe plans to try again. What am I missing?

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Burke's avatar

Donnie can't read very well. And he must have flunked American History in high school. Our naturalized citizens know more American History than Dumb Donnie.

One of my great-great grandfathers died at the Battle of Marietta as a volunteer member of the Illinois 55th Infantry, after a dozen other battles and 3,000 miles of marching, over 3 years. Age 26. To stop the spread of slavery and preserve the Union.

Don Trump is an insult to our nation. He's not a legit candidate for public office. He's a snake oil salesman for money. A money grubbing liar. In another time the good citizens would have covered him in tar and feathers and run him out of the county straddling a split rail. As Kamala observes, Donald is a complete disgrace.

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Dave Drell's avatar

You’re not missing anything. It’s the

flim-flam man in operation:

1. Outright lies

2. Say one thing and reverse it later

3. mental crackpot ideas - word salad stuff.

We’ve been witnessing this for a long time.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I recently saw extended footage of that frozen rally in Nebraska. Had forgotten that people were outside for hours. Just watching it made me cold.

Then he left those people in the desert after dark, no lights, one bus and nada.

I can't imagine depending on a political campaign to be a reliable source of transportation.

Meatball Ron really needs to go.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

It’s fascinating how many times the mewling wastrel leaves his mindless minions waiting… usually for hours, often times he simply leaves Hannah!

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Nancy Potter's avatar

I'm with an organization which has, from time to time, put on large meetings at arenas and brought in people by charter bus from a dozen or more locations. All the planning and logistics are done by rank amateurs (the bus drivers are pros of course) and there has never been a situation when any of the buses failed to bring all the people they dropped off at the venue back to the right place. The fact that supposed campaign professionals can't handle this job suggests that both the level of Trump's staff, and their concern for their supporters is below substandard.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I saw that. I expected them to complain, but they just kept looking wistfully the tarmac, waiting.....

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Robert R's avatar

If that thing is elected their waiting is the last thing they’ll have to complain about…. Because Baby … they gonna get a fucken ride that they’ll never ever forget !

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Barbara B's avatar

Conold is easy to figure out once you know that principle— like, you know, freedom, justice, equality, truth, rights endowed by the Creator —have no value and not much clarity for him. He wouldn’t spit to defend any of them; would trade any of them for a Big Mac.

The only principle he understands is “I am the greatest, the be-all, end-all, alpha and O-MAGA. Amen “

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Barbara B's avatar

Well, kind of inferential, but for TWIS i nominate Bret Baier for having bought into Trump’s idea that KaMAla is very low IQ and so wouldn’t notice that HE DIDN’T INCLUDE THE PART ABOUT “THE ENEMY WITHIN”- IN THE CLIP about “the enemy within”.

Not to mention his later admission of a [eensy weensy teensy leetle] mistake, without apology to Harris or his viewers. Shame on him!!

I’m guessing he wants to be Trump’s Press Secretary, standing on the shoulders of the late great Hannibal Lecter, uh Sean Spicer. Or maybe replace that Cheung guy.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Pure Dunning-Kruger Effect.

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Barbara B's avatar

Whats the superlative of Dunning- Kruger? Dunningest - Krugest?

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shee-rah's avatar

“And I bow to no one except Vladimir Putin.”

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Barbara B's avatar

He doesn’t think he’s bowing to Putin. He thinks Putin is in awe of him. Putin must laugh @ how easily trump can be manipulated by flattery or favor (as VP has said) .

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Barbara B's avatar

Don’t think this means that i exclude the possibility Putin has kompromat on Trump. Something embarrassing or morally repugnant, if not capital-C Criminal.

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Jennifer Dyke's avatar

Yes, Jeff, your articles entitled "This Week in Stupid" couldn't possibly fit any better what actually goes on in this country week after week since Dear Leader brought chaos, stupidity and hate mongering to our doors. Even while riding down his cheesy golden escalater in 2015, he was already powering up his fascist tactics, schooled by all his crazy-ass cohorts in crime like Bannon and Stone. And even though good and bad things happen all of the time in this country, the shit that's been blown at us for nine years straight, just from Trump and his MAGA bowel movement, is absolutely absurd and overwhelming. Soon, there will be an end of sorts once Harris becomes president (to think about any other outcome is blasphemy). But gerd your loins, as cockroaches aren't easily killed. We'll have more battles to come.

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Barbara B's avatar

It's been so clear this campaign season that very single place Trump turns his attention -- Springfield Ohio, Aurora Colorado, Western North Carolin -- suffers for it.

Though I think what JDVance did -- TO HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS -- was the worst.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Rick Wilson was saying that the days of MAGA boat parades may end with a Harris victory, and the clowns (Boebert, Gaetz, MTG) may be silenced, but the Ivy league types (Cotton, Hawley, Vance) will continue insinuating themselves into respectable places, bringing Project 2025 with them.

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Robert R's avatar

Funny thing about roaches they hide from the light 💡 then when you go to bed and think 🤔 you’re safe they’ll crawl all over you if you stay in the dark ! They have to be kept in the light so as we can keep an eye 👁️ on the devious little vermin !💡💡🔦🕯️and they can really run fast so you can’t squish them all! Seems that we have the little bastards everywhere forever ! We have to stay aware and ahead of them BECAUSE THEY ARE FOREVER 😳😳😳!!!

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