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Darrell Smith's avatar

The reason that Canada's leader went to Florida to consult or whatever with Trump was that Canada does not allow convicted felons to enter their country. American dudes who were drafted during the Vietnam era hauled ass across the border into Canada so they wouldn't have to serve. 50,000 Americans emigranted to Canada during that time.

But Trump is not welcome there. Not welcome here either.

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Norie's avatar

Can I move there please?

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PurpleHoorean's avatar

Be aware that Canada is struggling with very similar ultra conservative forces and attempts of foreign interference from China, Iran, India, Pakistan, and Russia. Putin is such a busy boy! The article below speaks to it and if you want I can provide others. But, a search for Canadian Gov sites as well as news sources will show this.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/investigates/russian-disinformation-1.7323128

This is why it's critically important for liberal Americans and Canadians to join public forces against these movements. I expect that when those forces see it happening they'll try to divide the two countries with disinfo. Also, we have something like maga here and they admire the Orange Turd. Search on "Freedom Convoy" or Freedumb Convoy".

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Zija Pulp's avatar

Who could forget the Canadian truckers? Oy.

You’re right, PurpleH, American and Canadian progressives/normal folk should join forces to blast these fascist pigs.

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

Perhaps a "prisoner" swap could be arranged? Let's send all the MAGAts to Canada in exchange for all the progressive/liberal Canadians coming to the US. Trump can preside over all his sycophants in Canada, and we'll happily take Trudeau as president of the US. Everybody's happy! 😄😁😆😅🤣

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HulitC's avatar

How about sending all the MAGAts (US or Canadian) to Russia with 45 as their mascot.

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PurpleHoorean's avatar

Um, I don't think so! But, thanks for playing.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

Sorry, we’re getting desperate over here

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Patris's avatar

Oh hell no…

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The Ram Ranch sting guy was excellent though! And the western separatists are just nuts.

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PurpleHoorean's avatar

LMAO! I hadn't heard it before this!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

My husband is Canadian, and we lived in BC. for several years, so I tend to follow anything that seems weird about Canada.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

How’s your French and do you enjoy the cold Norie?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The only place they speak primarily French is in Quebec, only in that one province

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I have first cousins with dual citizenship Canada/ America . I speak a little French, but because of my early childhood in Minnesota, & unfortunate frozen child incidents,

I don't like being cold, or wet.

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Pamela Sousa's avatar

BON JOUR? ☝️🤣

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PurpleHoorean's avatar

My French is horrid. But, it hasn't been a problem in BC. The weather on Vancouver Island is pretty much the same as Seattle. For better or worse.

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Marla's avatar

I tried—applied to immigrate and got turned down. I’m retired, have plenty of assets, speak French. But right now, they want young people with skills that they need. I am on their mailing list, so we’ll see if anything changes.

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PurpleHoorean's avatar

I hope it works out for you. We really do have a need for medically trained people here. Veterinarians included.

I've been waiting 7 months for a hip replacement. But, when it happens the majority of the cost will be covered.

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Pamela Sousa's avatar

My family originally came from England to Canada in & around 1903-6..lived there for many many years-can we go back?🙋‍♀️lol

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Too late! My grandfather was born there, but it cuts none of their famous ice

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Pamela Sousa's avatar

U know I wouldn't leave America I was just joking..But i would like to go where they've been-lived & grew up - besides I'm 76yrs & too old to start over & my family is such a beautiful blend of this country with different cultures & faiths it makes me oh so proud to be American..So saying that I think this country is worth fighting for - for all the right reasons..R founding fathers had a dream & they carefully layer it all out for us & year after year & generation after generation we let them down..From the Oath taking ugly politicians to the US the overseers of the "Peoples Government" so right now it looks like we r about to get a big lesson..One we can not ignore..so let it begin I say..Truthfulness & goodness always comes out in the end especially when it's goal is for the betterment of the whole..We will save America & we will make sure r founding fathers dream of the words of the Constitution r never distorted & ignored again..no one will be pushed aside & made to feel the lesser again!

No soldier will have died so greed & self created power can

selfishly move in & replace the dream!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I know that Nick Fuentes will never spend one minute in prison. But please allow me the fantasy of seeing him sitting in his cell, where his cellmate says , “Your body, my choice.”

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Douglas's avatar

good one Steph! 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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HI2thDoc's avatar

OOOOFFF

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Dave Drell's avatar

Bingo! Steph!!!

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Teri's avatar

What if no man or boy was allowed to mention sexual assault or harassment or rape until that man or boy was proven to have been raped or sexually assaulted himself? Proven not by a judge or jury, but a much higher standard. On tape, with ten witnesses. Disallow any false claims. Rape is not "boyish high jinx". No excuses, straight up what happens to girls & women.

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Teri's avatar

"Your body, my choice" should be the basis for cleaning up the 1A as far as hate speech. It's an aggressive threat, meant to terrify females, allowing males to get away with lewd language. How long before the taunts and threats of violence become actual rapes?

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Douglas's avatar

Soon Terri....there is going to be violence vs. women in an unprecedented scale as this is the mysogenistic attitude of most of his comrades ...men will take this cue & act on it. I see a large member of 'Snapped' episodes where women defend themselves thru justified homocide. This won't be a family friendly environment. Women need to investigate who they become partners with & their ideology. Just my thoughts...

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Teri's avatar

Bear Spray is available too. In rural areas up here, people shoot guns behind 6 ft. fences when bears come around on garbage day to scare them off. So if you are wanting more than pepper spray. Not sure if it's legal everywhere. Should stop an attacker.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Bear spray is legal in all 50 states

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Teri's avatar

Thanks!

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PTW's avatar

Just bought myself a big ass can last Monday. 😁

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Pretty sure women are already aware of this precaution.

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Monnina's avatar

🙏

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Monnina's avatar

🙏

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

It's all good as long as his cellie isn't female. Being close to naughty bits will give the poor guy a stroke

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Ole Anderson's avatar

What prison did you do your time in, sport? Co-ed cells!

I’d like to apply there for my next stint.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

💋😂

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Can I borrow that fantasy please? It’s a good one!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Jodi, I’m willing to share.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice Stephanie, applauding!!

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Marie Martin's avatar

Say it loud Bubba!

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Yes please

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Kate's avatar

Sheer perfection!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yeah, they'll do a Rittenhouse, where the trump-appointed judge likes young boys.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I’d LOVE this for him. 🤣🤣🤣

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

It never ceases to amaze me how much they hate women. Bratty little boys raised to think they're special. Nasty men with small dicks. Control freaks. As Marlene Dietrich said about Hitler, "Unfortunately the first girl laughed".

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

And again,Linda. . I post

" Men are afraid women will laugh at them and women are afraid men will kill them ".

* Margaret Atwood

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Sue Pike's avatar

Margaret Atwood - another great Canadian. She rarely misses the mark.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Or snark, as the case is.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Not snark to me. It's the truth.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Forgot about that quote. So on the money.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Wow Kristy, back to back home runs with Linda, I know you’ve always been a star!!

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Monnina's avatar

🙏

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

The repugs carry a lot of hate.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Possessing a small or micro penis makes them hateful blowhards, know-it-all's, and bullies. For these guys, it is a natural transition to become a republican.

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shee-rah's avatar

Also those guys with mushroom dicks (per Stormy D).

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, happy, well-adjusted people don't vote republican.

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David A Pitock's avatar

They do,its exhausting.

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Mombeka's avatar

Priceless comment there at the end! I’m posting this on 🦋

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Trump planting the Canadian flag in Switzerland puts the "art" in artificial intelligence and the "dumb fuck" in Trump.

Meanwhile, Musk's tweets are so idiotic as to defy comprehension. If you pulled together a dozen of them, without attribution, and asked the world who wrote them, most people would start out with Marjorie Taylor Greene and go downhill from there. It really is amazing.

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DrBDH's avatar

Maybe he should have finished college instead of staying here illegally. He’d still be an evil asshole, but less uneducated. On second thought, he’s less of a threat the way he is now. I imagine him wandering around the DoJ, looking for the ACLU Department to defund. Or having Vivek and Greene pull the funding for SpaceX.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Pulling the Tesla funding wouldn’t bother him at all, since he’s cashed out his stock, but we have other rocket boys in this country ready to take his funding Dr.!!

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Remember the Ford Pinto and the exploding gas tanks that were recalled? Why are Musk’s cars being given the same treatment?

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Oop..not being given the same treatment

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Bezos & his " cockrockets ".

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Maui Wahine's avatar

I see a coffee table book in the works. A collection of Muskʻs idiot tweets. All proceeds to go to the ACLU.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

There's a " Matterhorn " at Disneyland in California, so why not Flori - duh ? 😡😵‍💫🙄

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Alison Parker's avatar

"having sex with women is gay"

I'll take "Things Men Say When They Couldn't Find The Clitoris With A GPS, A Maglite, And A Bloodhound for $500, Alex".

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Dave Drell's avatar

Maybe someone in his jail will teach him what “gay” is all about?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

One can hope Dave!!

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Marcie's avatar

The kid is 26 years old. He couldn't even get the ball in the hole, dumb fuck. Rape is a hell of a way to lose your virginity, but this doesn't count, you idiot. And take his fucking mace away, he is melting down.

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Gayna's avatar

The thing about that little shit that really kills me is despite all of his hatred for women and his idiotic advice about how men have dominion over women, the first place he ran when his address was published was home to mama. He has some deep psychiatric issues and definitely is probably in love with mommy still. Any self respecting woman would spit in his face and give him a swift kick to the balls, but he would be the apple of a lot of these maga skanks’ eyes. I’m sure he has women writing him all the time who think he is just aces. I actually saw women interviewed during the election who said they didn’t believe women should be able to vote. I grew up in the 60s, and 70’s amidst a hell of a lot of turmoil and fighting like hell for our rights and I’d like to kick the shit out of every single one of those stupid bitches.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Huzzah, Gayna! I'm with you.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ditto!

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Kristina Clarke's avatar

Tea➡️tablet➡️tissues

😁

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You absolutely slayed the dragon with this well dug comment Alison!!

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Good one ✌🏻💙

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Things an unfuckable douche canoe says , Dick. ( I won the $25,000 Pyramid, my partner was Smokey Robinson, in 1987. )

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Cathy 98280's avatar

😁😁👍👍😁😁🤣🤣

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎯

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Perfect.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Our Nazis are the best Nazis like nobody has ever seen. Ours are the whiniest, angriest, most self entitled, and dumbest in the history of books. That’s something amirite?

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

As reported in The Guardian, Trump hosted a group of German neo-Nazis (Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) party) at Mar-a-Lago to watch election day results with him. Among them was "the purported semi-professional, one-time porn actor, self-confessed former cocaine user, convicted thief and hard-right candidate for the German parliament Phillipp-Anders Rau. Together with a compact delegation of young political activists and influencers, Rau posed for the cameras with the American president-elect at his invitation, chanting “Fight! Fight! Fight!” in English and German."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/07/far-right-activists-from-germany-spent-us-election-day-at-trumps-mar-a-lago

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The ignorance and hatred in this country is certainly astounding Sharon, thanks I missed this!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ach du lieber ! 🤯

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Sa right!

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Yep✌🏻💙

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I had the strangest thought reading this. Were the Nazi nazis of the 1930s this fucking stupid? I always realized how sick they were and how groomed for this they were, but I never considered just how fucking fun they must have been, bottom to top. In light of our present perilous moment I’m reconsidering. It was Chip Roys all the way down.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Many of the German Nazis were that dumb, but Germany was a much easier country to dominate. It was more homogeneous—many fewer dissenting organizations. Also, there was no local government to oppose the central authority. Today we have 21 Democratic states whose attorney generals are consulting with each other to oppose Maga initiatives and slow down or stop them in court.

MAGA wants to regain control of the country. The good news is, that is not possible.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Good to hear.

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arne link's avatar

I hope you're right. The far-right Evangelicals scare me. Just remember history, how people were burned a the stake and/or drawn and quartered because religion. There is no religion, only power over others.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Which was exactly why the Founding Fathers put a wall between church & state

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They had the recent Puritan sadistic fanatic oppression to convince them they didn't want a repeat of European historical religious war history.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I believe deeply that you're wrong, but I can't prove it. No one has been burned at the stake for hundreds of years, not even in Russia or China or Nazi Germany. Admittedly, a few black people in the South may have been burned before they were lynched.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Living in one of the red governed states, should bring pause, while considering a U Haul phone call Kathleen!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

II live in a blue county and a blue city in a very red state. Namely Houston Texas. There will be ferocious local resistance to any Trump hijinks.

For example, the local authorities never cooperated with the Trump Administration by revealing the immigration status of inmates in county and city jails. Trump 1.0 called such cities, “sanctuary cities.”

The local children's Hospital continued to give transgender hormones to kids after it had been outlawed by the state of Texas. They got ratted out, but who knows they still may be doing this.

We are lucky in Texas, every major city is blue. And Texans do not get intimidated.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I’m certainly glad to hear that little tidbit about the resistance of the children’s hospital. I’m hoping there will be many more who are brave & resist.

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Denise Hall's avatar

From your mouth to God's ears 🙏🏾

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Patris's avatar

Thankfully - agree with this

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skangirl's avatar

I think that the top nazis weren't exactly stupid. Their prejudices were real but the ones at the top were smart enough to never put themselves in harms way.

The GOP politicians genuinely believe shit like--and this is my fave is still Todd Akin saying that a woman can't get pregnant by rape because, "...women rarely get pregnant from legitimate rape because the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down."

But since he said it out loud--not in print--I've always interpreted it as "shutting that HOLE thing down."

He was shamed into apologizing for it, and later rescinded his apology. But Democrats are the flip-floppers.

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Dave Drell's avatar

That is one of the greatest misogynistic

quotes of all time. “No rape- cause the body shuts it down” Obviously Todd”I’m Achin’ for a Brain” never passed anatomy

or sex education in his ute.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Turns out it is a common propaganda lie in the forced-birther circles.

"In some cases, it has been claimed by anti-abortion activists that pregnancy from rape is either rare or impossible. This is an incorrect assertion; studies repeatedly show that any female capable of ovulation may become pregnant after rape by a fertile male, and the prevalence of pregnancy from rape is the same or greater than pregnancy from consensual sex."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_and_pregnancy_statement_controversies_in_the_2012_United_States_elections

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Teri's avatar

Todd Akin's outrageous words elected Sen. Claire McCaskill. The fucking brain dead pols are making laws affecting females, and they have no idea how pregnancy might occur.

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skangirl's avatar

There should be a bunch of Schoolhouse Rock episodes to teach stupid politicians the basics of, well, everything.

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Zija Pulp's avatar

I doubt even then they’d be able to learn. Their brains are impenetrable.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Uf dah !

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Monnina's avatar

Legitimate rape ? Yet another who can not differentiate between sexual congress and sexualised violence because he has seemingly only ever experienced indulging in the latter. His parents and all his close relatives should be ashamed.

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Denise Hall's avatar

What the hell is 'legitimate rape?". Having survived 7!! Between 18 and 48 -- left for dead in a canal with alligators/crocodiles?? During one and fed arsenic in another!! Held hostage in another with repeated rape! Where is this legitimacy he's talking about??

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Monnina's avatar

It is a contradiction in terms only existing in his febrile fantasies, to be ignored.

You are a true fire proven survivor, to be believed.

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Denise Hall's avatar

Thanks. I'm old now but the memories don't ever go away.

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Monnina's avatar

You are not alone. There was a survey I came across that unfortunately I did not note down, comparing PTSD suffered by soldiers exposed to extreme violence in warfare and rape survivors. The latter were found to suffer levels of PTSD four times higher than battle hardened elite combat troops. So when I called you a survivor I meant it. Surviving does not mean you can ever forget or forgive, just that we daily ‘carry it on our backs’. I can almost always recognise ‘one of us’ if I meet them in the flesh and vice versa. I don’t really know why 🐈‍⬛

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

No they don't. When I was younger, 1 in 3 women reported sexual assault by age 18. Now statistics say 1 in 4. I think both numbers are low.

Rape happens all the time.

I am sorry you are part of this club.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Firm Hugs to you, D.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They don't "do" consent.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

True dat ska girl

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Zija Pulp's avatar

I forgot about that one—it is a classic! I wonder if any GOP women colleagues took him to task after blurting that for being a capital M Moron.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He lost the election over that stupidity.

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From HANNAH ARENDT

Eichmann in Jerusalem

A REPORT ON THE BANALITY OF EVIL

Introduction by AMOS ELON

“….Eichmann’s mediocrity and insipid character struck Arendt on her first day in court…..

...In the Third Reich evil lost its distinctive characteristic by which most people had until then recognized it. The Nazis redefined it as a civil norm….

…she insisted that only good had any depth. Good can be radical; evil can never be radical, it can only be extreme, for it possesses neither depth nor any demonic dimension yet-and this is its horror!-it can spread like a fungus over the surface of the earth and lay waste the entire world. Evil comes from a failure to think. It defies thought for as soon as thought tries to engage itself with evil and examine the premises and principles from which it originates, it is frustrated because it finds nothing there. That is the banality of evil.”

At this point I had to close the book and just chew on that for a while before starting in again. Does this help?

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Burke's avatar

When dishonor and dishonesty and cruelty are held in esteem as virtues, evil wins.

The Trump policy to torture and traumatize children and their mothers and fathers, by separating them with no hope of reuniting, is today's equivalent to Hitler and Stalin. Normalizing cruelty to children is the banality of evil. If those in Good Faith do not stop this, we are complicit.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I still think Stephen Miller is a serial killer.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

. . . or a wannabe

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Susan Burgess's avatar

There IS something there. Evil is the ego run amok. It’s the ego which can’t fathom how it’s possible that you are like me — that you are in fact, at the level of a truer reality, the same as me.

Learning how to abandon thinking in favor of simply being, is a goal of meditation. We are humans being, but have been inculturated to be humans thinking, ( I’m not referring to critical thinking here) or rather humans who abide the constant flow of ongoing random words that have taken root in our brains. People who have succumbed are easy to manipulate by feeding them more words.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Arendt was right though

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Some poignancy there bluesy!!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

You are probably right; after all, Heisenberg believed in that Nazi shite. But the present crop has opened my eyes to another way of looking at life in the past, in those terrible times of enthusiasm and compliance.

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Patris's avatar

Why for me (among others) Ezra Pound and Salvador Dali can fuck all the way off forever…

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Buffalo Chip and his clueless cronies of the GOP never take a day off with their endless bullshit. Now we have proposed legislation from another MTG-like dimwit that will keep controlling the weather in check. Like it was suggested weeks ago, if this was even remotely possible, Mar a Lardo would of already been in the crosshairs of a Category 5 hurricane.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Heather Cox explained this historical fact pretty succinctly in yesterday's post. I think so, Neal.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The one day I skip reading her… thanks.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Peel off those cool Hugo Boss greatcoats, take off those jackboots and those penis-helmets, and what you’ve got is a bunch of common thieves.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The "brown Shirts" were, they were the violent ones, bully boys who eventually got put down in the "Night of the Long Knives", after they had fulfilled their purpose.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, thanks for the news that “it’s the Jews” that control the weather, not the government…. More absolute bat shit crazy from the Florida Confederate Mafia. Since it’s the weekend I’m adjusting my Space Lazer and aiming it at Florida.. Best to all and buckle up.

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Some of us are normal down here in Florida- just aim it at Mar-a-Lago please.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And Tallahassee.

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Allan Voorhis's avatar

Rape isn't an indiscretion. It's a felony.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

And a LIFE SENTENCE for the victim ( I

know this from personal experience, how different my life and mind would be without THAT trauma, on top of everything else)

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

❤️‍🩹

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247kath's avatar

❤️‍🩹

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

❤️‍🩹

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Teri's avatar

Kristy ❤️‍🩹🙏

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Cathy 98280's avatar

❤️‍🩹

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I can’t imagine Kristy… in spite of all the evil I know of, knowing there’s so much more I don’t, leaves me thoroughly distraught and disgusted!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Kristy, ❤️. It's a life sentence, even if you survive.

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Marla's avatar

The experience never leaves you. But you can’t let it overshadow your life, either. That’s why we refer to ourselves as survivors and not victims.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

If I call myself a SURVIVOR, do I get a prize ? 😕

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Typical conservative euphemism in order to deflect and downplay a very serious allegation. Notice how they do the opposite when the accused is a Democrat, where they inflate/conflate/ exaggerate/ confabulate, to increase the outrage at all costs.

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Major Kong's avatar

The right's persecution of Hunter Biden is a prime example.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Damn right. If it were anyone else but Hunter, the ammosexuals would be leaping to his defense

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Nancy Rhodes's avatar

Honestly, Jeff, limiting yourself to one stupidity per day may be depriving us of an awful lot of stupid going forward.

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SuNew's avatar

I hope everyone who is able will sign up for monthly donations to the ACLU.

#XProtest

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Jodi Richard's avatar

I’ve been a monthly donor for years!

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Debbie  Mitchell's avatar

I started a monthly donation after the election

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Marla's avatar

Full disclosure: I used to work for the ACLU.

Now, there is a way to hurt the ACLU financially. Like most organizations like this, the ACLU has 501 (c)3 status; meaning that, under most circumstances, donations to the ACLU are tax-exempt. Without 501(c)3 status, donors will no longer be able to claim giving to the ACLU as a tax deduction.

The Orange Shitstain has proposed hiring a person to head up the IRS who has called for its abolition more than once. He looks like he’s stupid; I don’t think he is.

I am a Guardian of Liberty and send them money monthly. It’s my way of saying Fuck You to MAGA.

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JsuttraL's avatar

Let us not overlook the fact that the Soace Nazi donated to the ACLU to the tune of $6 million over a period of time and had praised them prior to 2019.

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Becky Gibson's avatar

Oh, that Space Nazi - such a fickle little thing he is! Now I understand he’s dragging one of his children with him to public meetings to use as a human shield in case anyone decides they want to come after him. Whatta guy!

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Marty's avatar

Also he drags the little boy around as a support ‘animal.’

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Oh my god. He has a kid?????

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Marty's avatar

He has 11 or 14 or something with multiple mothers.

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Yep one's transgender?

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

And she hates his guts. One of the latest baby mamas is wacky herself and they named the poor kid something that isn't even a name. I think he was the one with Elon at the hearing this week. Should be toddler age.

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Becky Gibson's avatar

At last count, he has 13 children by at least three different women. Nice, hm? Like I said, whatta guy! 🙄

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I read that he's built an underground bunker city for himself, his breeders, and his spawn in case his plan to rule the world backfires. Somewhere in Texas, probably. (Waco has a vacant site.)

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Becky Gibson's avatar

Imagine that! I think Waco would be perfect for all of them.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Pronounced “whacko”

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

He built a compound in Austin, so they could all live right next to each other. Not all of the mothers moved in. Some did. Ewww.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I’ve heard that many, if not all of them, have been conceived using IVF; don’t know if that’s a fact or not.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Heard similar cases of IVF use by him on a Ted Talks, being used repopulate our blue spinning cosmic ball that’s becoming underpopulated! This fucking tosspot should be at the front of the deportation line, for buying his way to becoming a king right here PJ

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Dave Drell's avatar

Scary ain’t it? me thinks he has many

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

He has 13

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

More than just one Terri!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Yeah, he has 13. He believes In repopulating the USA with white people, & I presume he thinks he has great genes to pass on. 🤮

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Marla's avatar

He is South African, after all.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

After turning Shitter into a fascist paradise in the name of "free speech," he now rails against the organization most identified with free speech.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You’ve got the goods on the Space Nazi, who donated $6M to the ACLU, likely because they defended a Nazi and a Klansman on separate occasions HI2!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I’m not so sure I want to support the ACLU. They’ve defended horrible men who are stalkers who terrorize women. Just listened to a podcast about a couple of truly egregious cases they defended on the grounds of “free speech.” Tolerance should have limits when it actually harms another human.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Just when I thought Floriduh couldn't get any stupider

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Kay-El's avatar

There is no bottom

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SPW's avatar

Oh, I’m sure there is. The bloody misbegotten piles of guts that make up this version of republicans just haven’t found it-yet.

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Kay-El's avatar

That’ll take years

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Seems like the middle is pretty soggy too

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Truer words Kay-EI!!

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Well there's a few of us who aren't✌🏻💙

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Too few

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Gary D's avatar

The guy grifted at least two sets of bubblegum cards with his head photoshopped onto superheroes. Someone came up with a rendering of him hugging Jesus - which he, of course posted on his social sewer pipe. And the last time I checked - he was elected president of the United States. Of course he’s going to distribute photoshops of himself in the alps with a Canadian flag. Why the fuck not? Trumpamerica is a trailer trash celebration of idiocy and a masterclass in propaganda. Didn’t Hitler have similar heroic paintings of himself on horseback in a suit of armor? You don’t fuck with success. When his portrait is inevitably installed in the White House, it should be painted on black velvet.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

With lots and lots of orange paint.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Resembling FAT ELVIS.

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Marla's avatar

And titled, ‘I Can See Switzerland From My House’

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Anne Whitney's avatar

😂

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skangirl's avatar

(ix-nay on the ewish-jay eather-way ontrol-cay ing-thay!)

I'm waiting for MAGAt commentary on the convergence of hanuka, xmas and kwanzaa. I'm eager to know who they will blame for that.

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Betsy L's avatar

It's the War on Christmas! Plan so many holidays at the same time that nobody can celebrate them all!

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skangirl's avatar

It's tempting to send messages to MTG, Boebert, et al., warning them of the solstice conspiracy (and then explaining solstice to them). We should have a pool to figure out which one of them gets to work on it first. Also, who says the dumbest thing.

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Sabrina Haake's avatar

if it weren't for you and Borowitz, this shit would be news to cut by, with maudlin violins playing in the background. I'm grateful for both of you.

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