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Mike Hammer's avatar

Rudy on TV was sweating like Mike Pence watching Brokeback Mountain.

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Karla's avatar

Excellent. I’d pay money to see Ron DeSantis watch that movie as well.

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skangirl's avatar

Don't forget Mike Johnson and JD Vance. They can have a circle jerk.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

None of them can quit Orange Caligula.

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Anti fascist's avatar

Lol and ewww

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DR Darke's avatar

Sorry, I have to go lose my late dinner now....

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arne link's avatar

Good one. Brokeback Mountain was the absolute saddest movie I have ever seen.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Not as sad as our nightly news is going to look if anyone reports goings on truthfully.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Probably already starting to have DTs just thinking of not being able to drink in jail.

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Tess's avatar

hahahahaha

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

... an empty vodka bottle stuck in both ears...

Jeffski strikes againski!

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Lisa59's avatar

What are the side affects of abusing Viagra for decades? Or is this syphilis talking.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Can we simply ask when those ladies are going to get their money? Or don't we care?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Why do you assume we don't care? Please tell us how we can achieve that goal which most of us do care about? It appears that the court system in New York is doing the best it can.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Startling to be reminded of what the real issue is, that there are two women whose lives that asshole ruined, and every day he tells them to, essentially, fuck off, adding insult to injury. Stand Rudy next to Trump and try to decide who is the more execrable creature. And, like the news media, making these women invisible.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

It is clear that Rudy thinks he's a very special boy.

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DR Darke's avatar

You mean Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, who Jeff named in his piece? The women whose only reward, to date, is watching Giuliani's life fall to pieces like he did to theirs?

I don't think anybody's forgetting who Rudy Colludy attacked here, and if he was doing anything other than running out the clock praying that Trump will step in and save his bacon now that he's 🤮 President again, he'd at least have the decency to apologize and start to make amends, rather than doubling, tripling, and quadrupling down on his by-now blatant racism.

I've always despised Rudy Giuliani, but I used to at least think he was SMART as well as as evil prick. Maybe Trump has some kind of radiation he emits that makes people around him stupider...?

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Lisa59's avatar

I care. It's fucking bullshit it's taking this long.

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DR Darke's avatar

We care, all right—but the *schadenfreude* is a factor in his punishment, as well.

I assume that, now that Judge Liman has finally decided to hold him in contempt, that the first thing he's going to do is have His Rudeness's assets frozen and seized, and start selling them for whatever the court can get to pass on to Freeman and Moss. They won't cover the $148M by any means, but they'll be a start.

Given that? Jail time for Contempt will probably be a relief to Giuliani.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂 Thats a visual right there!!

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Mike wouldn’t break out in sweat viewing Orange Shitler’s mushroom. Even if was depicted like Greenland, using a Mercator projection. Caution: tRump’s objects of desire are smaller than they appear.

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Chris Fox's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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P123Sunny's avatar

😬

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RZAngel's avatar

FOFLMAO

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

I heard something about Greenland offering to buy our great United States. Free healthcare? Vacations? Better income? YES!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I think Canada and Greenland should split the cost of purchasing the US - but only the Blue States. What a deal that would be - a win-win for all.

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counterlife's avatar

Can we include blue zones in red states, please?

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Teri's avatar

Yes! Like NorCal -a "blue state"

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Linda Weide's avatar

Perhaps South Texas too.

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DR Darke's avatar

I'd LIKE to, but I don't think land works like that....

Unless Austin wants to secede from the rest of Texas, kind of like West Virginia did from Virginia?

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BC's avatar

Anyone who values democracy can be included. It is going to be a long, long four years of chaos and nonsense from Felonious trump. I won't refer to him as president. I've renamed him.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I used to call him "Dumb Antichrist" but now I think I'll call him King Osric ("the usurrrperrr" -- Conan the Barbarian reference). He is not constitutionally eligible to hold the title of President and I will never refer to him as such.

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Andy Reed's avatar

Asheville, NC, please!

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skangirl's avatar

They don't have to buy the US. Canada and Greenland (via Denmark) are part of NATO. If trump lifts a tiny finger against either of them, NATO can roll right in and take over. I'm waving a white flag already!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

With what’s happening in Europe, I’m not sure Canada is top of their list.

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Teri's avatar

Cam, WOW, just think of the tourism! Greenlanders can come here for the sun. Blue states can visit Greenland in the hot brutal summers.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Red states have hot brutal summers. And Arizona. Remember, Mark Twain said that the coldest winter he ever spent was July in San Francisco. Maybe Paradise is really hot in the summer? That's Ellen, who doesn't travel much.

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Teri's avatar

Ellen, San Fran is a popular escape from the worst of the summer heat. Chico (8 miles down the mountain) can be 100+ for weeks in a row. Other CA places (Central Valley, Palm Springs area) gets blazing hot. Climate change is cooling off some higher elevations, and scorching other areas.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Hmm, that's why the Bay Area is the best place in the world. Even our summer, in September and October, usually isn't over 85. Or 80, as the case is, on my street down by the Bay. You don't have to pay for air conditioning (free wind from the Golden Gate) or heat (a space heater here and there.)

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

OMG, I remember Chico summers! My parents were born and raised there and all my grandparents and cousins lived there (some still). We lived in the Bay Area (East Bay, Concord) where it would get hot, but nothing like visiting family during the Chico summers. Thankfully, Chico had fun and easy swimming areas in Bidwell Park, or we would've totally melted. And, of course, sprinklers to run through when we couldn't get to the park. :) I'm in Sacramento now, it's almost as bad as Chico.

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Teri's avatar

Yes, Chico has had summers with days long temps of 115. I was living the in one of those summers. We had a large shaded birdbath refilled every a.m. One 115 day, a large, red shouldered (tailed?) hawk sat down, getting all wet, drinking water. Oh, the excitement as we carefully watched thru the blinds. 🦅

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Teri's avatar

Hi from Paradise CA 🥰

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Come back! I'm sure you belong in the Bay Area. Of course, with droughts and water shortages now, no one who cares about drinking water and eating runs through the sprinklers anymore.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Has been suggested several times…back to the Civil War North/South borders would be welcome Cam!!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, the biggest mistake Lincoln made was not just letting them go. The southern states have been a drag on the United States ever since.

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KMD's avatar

We should have cut the South loose in 1860.

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Teri's avatar

KMD, 🎯🎯🎯🎯

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Everywhere from St. Louis to Pittsburgh depended on the Mississippi and the port of New Orleans to export agricultural and industrial goods. Confiscation of foodstocks from ships coming down from the North for the nascent Confederate army made it plain well before Ft. Sumter that a peaceful separation was impossible.

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Cynthia Turner's avatar

I think Canada should stay the heck out.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Well Canada is probably going the way of the Red States now with Trudeau resigning.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I wouldn’t rule out the Liberal Party, as the alternative is immensely disliked by a large segment of voters, someone akin to trumpet. There are a number of current Members of Parliament, including Cabinet Members who have aspirations of leading the Party, including people not currently involved in Federal politics.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Certainly don't want to rule it out, but also prepare that liberal governments are taking a hit right now.

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Mary Hall's avatar

As someone said here a week or so ago, I welcome our new Danish overlords.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

TAK !

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DR Darke's avatar

Definitely!

I've been considering moving to Denmark—but if they're conquering us instead...?

Where is the Fifth Column forming up?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

If you go to Greenland in early January, you will SEE absolutely nothing. It's the middle of Arctic winter. I was in Iceland once in February and all I saw was rain going sideways in a dark night at 4:00 PM.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

A great time to snuggle under a few comforters for a long night of dreaming of Trump’s demise!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Quite similar to Canada and Alaska’s northern regions. In fact Canada’s Ellesmere Island is 16 miles from Greenland and our Inuit people share significant numbers of similarities.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Perfect weather to greet Cokey McSniffles & his friend Charlie!! 😁

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T L Mills's avatar

Yes, PUH-LEEZE, Denmark??? In addition, the Danes would get to kick the stupid fascists and neo-Nazis the hell out, for a nice change!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

AGAIN !

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Randy Woodall's avatar

How much money do they have? Because it's all for sale.

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Linda Weide's avatar

That was a good joke piece. I shared it with friends.

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Pamela Gross's avatar

Between Rudy, McSniffles, and Elon, there’s not a single coherent thought among them. Rudy just needs to be put in a nursing home, and all his assets turned over to the court, McCokey needs to go to rehab, and Elon just needs to go the fuck away!

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Lisa59's avatar

Musk's biographer says he's nuts and he's having a mental health breakdown in front of the world. His drug use is exacerbating his serious mental health illnesses. He can't handle to the stress. He's lost his shit. 👋

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

What was your first clue? Think way back.

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Lisa59's avatar

I'm just sharing what someone close to him reported. I know he's a racist malignant narcissist psychopath fucking colonizer.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Amen to that. It'd be laughable if it weren't so f*cked up!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Melon appears to have been reading 'Mein Kampf'... Must make the blonde-haired, blue-eyed people pop out babies as fast as possible. He has told Donnie Dipshit the little blonde babies will need Lebensraum! Donnie will buy Greenland, melt the snow and ice and turn it over to his master race! And when he melts the ice that will make more beachfront property for him... in Arkansas.

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Denise Hall's avatar

Oh my gosh! I'm still belly laughing over your post! Thank you for this. its like every day is just batshit crazy day! How in the world is this abomination going to place his hand on the Bible and promise anything? dt is going to be a convicted criminal by inauguration day. My suggestion is to substitute the first grade reading book for the Bible because it's not going to make a g-d bit of difference See Dick run. See Jane run. See Spot run. That's probably too much for dt's brain to handle anyway.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

Since Elon famously gives away his semen at dinner parties, is it possible that too much self-pleasuring results in permanent brain damage?

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Carl Selfe's avatar

And one donor gave $277 million. What was the illegal quid pro quo? Don’t suggest to me that there was not a quid pro quo with Musk. There is no equality with the poor. They cannot donate, and hence get near-zero advocacy. The inequality in our politics is criminal. Then the wealthy decided that corporations can donate. Of course corporations demand a quid pro quo. They expect a quid pro quo, or they would be violating shareholder rights. You know that. I know that. Corporations in the game magnified the inequality of the poor. Corporations have just gotten a tax cut from 35% to 21%. They don’t need support with CEOs earning 600 times a laborer’s pay. Corporations need to be given the boot from the people’s politics. This quid pro quo business should be illegal. We can correct this by creating a new platform that ALL will support. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/create-a-platform-for-all?r=3m1bs

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SPW's avatar

Corporations are people; very big people just not as big as fucked up Space Nazi.

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Julian Smith's avatar

If corporations are people, and can make political donations, surely corporations that commit crimes can be prosecuted as people. And do jail time. You know, confiscation of all criminal proceeds, no liberty (presumably, the corporation can't trade its stock, and all profits have to be diverted to the State for the duration of the sentence, just like the members of a chain gang don't get paid for clearing scrubland), etc.

If that's unthinkable, maybe it shows that letting them donate etc. is just as stupid?

We can hope, but since when has the justice system made any sense when it comes to treatment of corporates?

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Sooz Hall's avatar

As Robert Reich said “I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.“

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David Selditz's avatar

I enjoyed your post but you forgot the death penalty.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The board members and top executives will have to do the jail time on behalf of the corporation.

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Julian Smith's avatar

That misses my point.

The point was that by putting the corporation itself into some corporate equivalent of prison (i.e. at the mercy of the State), it gives back some of the jeopardy to stock holders that centuries of legislation have chipped away at.

They have limited liability, there's commercial confidentiality to shield them from most of the decisions being taken on their behalf by executives. They can just shrug and say "we didn't know". Basically, when you buy traded stocks the company sees none of your money (you buy from the last owner, not from the company) yet you expect dividends.

Removing some of that protection and putting some personal jeopardy onto the ultimate beneficial owners will give a powerful incentive to take more of an interest in what their executives get up to. Agency theory should work both ways - there's no point expecting fine and upstanding executive behaviours if the stockholders can get away with condoning murder as long as the dividends get paid.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

You're putting in several levels of indirection.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

I am waiting for Rudy to completely implode. He is an evil, greedy asshole. Don’t mean to hold a grudge, but every time I see his “dog” face, I remember what he did during the OxyContin Crisis. When people were becoming addicted and dying because the greedy Sackler family promoted the use and abuse of a highly addictive substance, who steps in and becomes their attorney and fights to help them continue this charade, Rudy! 🤬. I sincerely hope he looses everything and winds up spending his twilight years on Skid Row. Karma is a Bitch!

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Mary Hall's avatar

Pro tip: Karma’s only a bitch if you are.

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Teri's avatar

Janice, RUDY was the Sackler's attny!!!! JFC. They all need to be thrown into separate 100 ft holes in GITMO. No wifi TV, net. Just alone in their small muddy holes till they die. JC, Rudy is a world class freak show. Add the Sackler's - they all deserve slow painful death sentences.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

It’s all gotten so much dumber so much more quickly than even we expected. There must be bollards or walls they’ll be crashing into. Like the coyote painting a tunnel in a cliff then smashing hisself into it.

But couldn’t that part happen soon? Now? Maybe it’ll start with Junior getting stuck on an ice shelf and just ending up a Donsicle.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Surely he's taking his rifle with him, in order to bag a polar bear and post a pic on social media, no?

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David Jones's avatar

Maybe we'll get lucky and a polar bear will bag him.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Or someone will pull a Dick Cheney 🙄

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Marcie's avatar

Jesus Christ let's just send Dick Cheney. If you want the job done right....

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Isn't there a reason why Bush and Cheney never leave the country? They're afraid of being arrested for war crimes? I don't think he'll go.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

So true, he knew how to get rid of people.

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Teri's avatar

Or his stash of coke and coat will get washed out to sea. He can use the gun to resolve these issues.

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SPW's avatar

Dare we hope?

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

That would not be luck it would be a miracle!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Better not take RFK Jr. He'll eat the bear after he puts it in his rental Yugo.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

LOL! Wonder if they even know that cars (roads) are not a thing in Greenland 🤣🤣🤣

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skangirl's avatar

They don't even know that Greenland isn't green!

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Teri's avatar

I just learned that GL is not land on top of thick ice. It's ice covered land. So are our invading troops wearing mega-cleats?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Look at some pictures of scientists studying the melting ice. I think they wear boots.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHA!!

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Can someone please donate a Yugo to him and paint it orange? It should do well in hunting season.

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Anti fascist's avatar

😂😂

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Teri's avatar

Deb, 🤣🤣🤣

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D Kitterman's avatar

Grrrrr.

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Juli's avatar

Donny jr is more the baby harp seal type

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Can't like this, since you're probably right. Coked up pampered wuss that he is...

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Then RFK can truck it to Central Park!! What a collaboration!

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

My first thought.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's probably really why he wants to go.

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Marie Martin's avatar

I say he won’t be just a lame duck, but dead meat in 100 days.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I still expect him to die on the toilet and lay undiscovered for hours and then found covered in stool and vomit with flies circling.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Jeezus, Neal. How are we ever gonna unsee that mental image now? 😫

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Welcome to my mind.

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Teri's avatar

😱🤐🤢🤢😂😂

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Neal !!!!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

First time I’ve cackled out loud in days. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙💙

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Chris Fox's avatar

Love this!

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Cokehead McBlowface won’t meet with the government because they’ll just laugh in his face and offer him nothing but a tissue

2. President-elect Elump is going to send his SS to ensure everyone’s fucking? Way to kill the mood.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

McBlowface describes Jr. perfectly. He's probably clueless that the only snow found in Greenland isn't the kind he likes to shovel up his nose. Sounds like the Danish government is taking dear leader's bullshit seriously since it was announced they will be giving Greenland the equivalent of $1.5 billion in defense funding.

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SPW's avatar

I think I saw yesterday too that Denmark had changed their coat of arms to include the signifier for Greenland. They’re Vikings and not to be fucked with.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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Lisa59's avatar

So the little fucking Nazis hooked up with Timmy Zeeb, a convicted drug dealer in Greenland to give them the grand tour. I wish like hell we were making this shit up. 😒

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Teri's avatar

I hope the Danes aren't actually taking that money out of their economy yet. Let it hang out there as "fake news". Denmark is a NATO member. Greenland has US bases. So if the US moves on GL, the US loses vital bases. NATO sides with Denmark against the USA. I'm sure turd, Elon, incoming Sec Def Pee Wee Herman will decide wisely. /s https://www.state.gov/u-s-security-cooperation-with-denmark/#:~:text=Denmark's%20Partnership%20with%20NATO&text=Denmark%20hosts%20Pituffik%20Space%20Force,U.S.%20and%20NATO%20military%20forces.

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Abbi's avatar

I’m surprised they went before daddy McAdderollface aka musk-trump is inaugurated. Like, how are they going to get us to pay for their day tripping before Biden hands over the keys to the treasury.

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Denise Hall's avatar

I'm so glad to hear this! Ego thinks he can just walk into anywhere and just do whatever he wants. The rest of us worldwide have got to show him that he can't!! The assininity of the lack of brain cells in dt's asshole is staggering!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Hate to break it to Muskrat, but in my 70's and my baby making days are over.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Then you're supposed to babysit and bake cookies. The Muskrat said so, and his word is somehow important.

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Mary Beth Gapinski's avatar

Or was that JD Vance who said that we grandmothers should be babysitting and baking cookies? No matter, Vance and Musk parrot from the same Project 2025 booklet.

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Teri's avatar

Mary, oohh, right. Yeah, we post menopausal women are now CHILD CARE PROVIDERS.

As turd said in his opening remarks *in Detroit* to a group of automotive leaders "I hate Detroit. Such a dirty city." He got a question from an audience member: "Specifically what will you do to lower child care costs?". Five min. word salad. Closed with "Child Care is child care".

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Babysitting and cookies ? Fuck that. I worked (R.N.) until I was 75. Made the cookies for my kids after work ! Does Muscrat plan to raise wages so a mother can stay home to raise their children ? Fat chance ! Those days are long gone , and grandma works because she can’t make it on SS.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

ha ha ha

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Teri's avatar

Deborah, Shhh! Me too. Our aged-out-as-incubators might get us in a workhouse or worse.

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arne link's avatar

Soylent green?

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T L Mills's avatar

that's what I'm thinking and I'm over 70, too.

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Teri's avatar

TL, Noooooo!!!!!!

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Teri's avatar

Arne Noooooo!!!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Maybe 🤔

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Marie Martin's avatar

And therefore he doesn’t care about you. Isn’t this some kind of a parallel to Blade Runner or Soylent Green? Once you’ve become dysfunctional by “standards” you’re dust!

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Marie Martin's avatar

I think it’s going to be the boiling frog. Slow. We won’t realize what’s happening. Pecked to death by ducks.

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Teri's avatar

Is that before or after neighbors go to war over food?

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

I’ve truly wondered what they’ve planned for us when they have looted all our social security and Medicare/medicaid dollars. Something quick and painful?

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Linda Blum's avatar

Soytent Green! A horrifying movie then. More horrifying now that we're living it. When will they start turning 7s into cookies???

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SPW's avatar

Elump and Cokehead McBlowface? Oh Kay-El, you are HOT today! 🤣🤣🤣.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice KayEI!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

🙃

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Abbi's avatar

OMG, “President-elect Elump” is perfect. Given that imitation is the highest form of flattery, can I borrow it? Happy to give you credit.

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Kay-El's avatar

Of course! No credit needed, I borrowed it too.

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Kay-El's avatar

I think I purloined it from Alt-Media

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Teri's avatar

Yeah, Imma use Elump too. Tx

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

WHY IN THE FUCK IS RUDY NOT ALREADY IN JAIL?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

My question as well, Stephanie… had the same question about Trump but knew he was a confidential informant all along!!

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PTW's avatar

Same reason that donnie will never see the inside of a jail cell. A certain class of persons are more "special" than the rest of us. "Equal justice" is a joke. (Sorry I'm so cranky. I'm in quite a mood today.😤)

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

I’m cranky too. One thing I do know is that he will see the inside of a coffin , hopefully at his golf club cemetery next to the mother of his children. Damn ! I’m more than cranky - I’m pissed ! Have to remember that tomorrow is another day.

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PTW's avatar

Well, one of us is optimistic that tomorrow will be better than today. I feel I'm going to be very angry for the next four-plus years. MAGA ain't going away, even if he chokes on his fishwich tomorrow.

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Denise Hall's avatar

But what is so super hard to believe that this is exactly the truth!

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Good point. Gummies on the menu ?

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PTW's avatar

I tried gummies once. They just gave me a headache, so I never tried again. Weed itself is very openly legal here, but I've found since it did become legal, I'm not really interested. Not worth the effort to schlep to the pot store.

Says something about me that I was mostly excited by the law-breaking aspect. 😇

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Teri's avatar

Yeah, that judge keeps threatening Rudy, but he seems to be digging in. "I don't know where Lauren Bacall's former Mercedes is!!

What five World Series rings?

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Cat's avatar

If it were one of us peons, the Judge would ordered the bailiff to drag us off to jail immediately. There is no justice when it's rich white men.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Rudy is fucked like a frog. If I were the judge, I'd sentence him to a van down by the river. Polar bears in Greenland can do us a solid by mauling Failson and Charlie Kirk. Elmo can eat shit.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Polar Bears! 😂😂😂

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Mary Beth Gapinski's avatar

I have been given to understand that the polar bear is more ferocious than even the grizzly. May the polar bear put McSniffles head on a wall.

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Karla's avatar

Rudy can’t give up his Florida home because he needs a place to live. Sounds like a problem that prison could solve.

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Karla's avatar

I did know it was a luxury home. I don’t know why he’s still walking free when he can’t follow a court order. You and I wouldn’t be.

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Teri's avatar

Karla, "FL home" as you prob know is a luxury oceanside condo. I think the judge finally said "NO, that exceeds the $ amount of a primary residence.". Judge,what's the hold up?

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Andrea's avatar

Have you seen the latest from Voldemoron, suggesting that Canada should "merge" with the US in the wake of Trudeau's resignation?

It's going to be a suck-ass four years.

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Dallaso's avatar

"Voldemoron"--may I use that?? Good one!

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Andrea's avatar

Of course

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Curious to see Trudeau stepping down, likely the day after Trump’s nomination Andrea!!

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Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

in re: the OP sending Luigi to Greenland to rough up the leader. wouldn't it be great fun if the Greenlanders rough up a couple of "day tourists" before exiling them forever? or, what if, during the entry into Greenland, they find evidence of nose candy in their clothing? and they go to jail for a long time--in Denmark??? as tourists, they won't have diplomatic immunity. OP=orange pustule

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh God I hope they do! Jail in Denmark for illegal drugs! YES!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

With NO PASTRY !

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! That would be the ultimate punishment! 😂😂

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Maybe not. I understand Danish jails are nothing like American jails. They're more like a nice apartment. There's a meme somebody posted which is a picture of a Danish jail (or perhaps it was one the other Nordic countries) and the caption said "My retirement plan is to commit a crime in Denmark and get sentenced to life in prison". That's a bit of a paraphrase as I don't remember the exact quote.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I had to look it up and you're so right. Very nice!! 🤣

https://www.designcurial.com/news/storstrm-prison-by-cf-mller-6040669/

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Yes , the prisons in Denmark are decorated in Scandinavian Modern. 😁

So I've heard, I didn't take a tour when I visited my relatives.

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Teri's avatar

Denmark's jail seems cushy. Cokie & Kirk get a small, thin piece of ice towed out 100 miles to sea.

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arne link's avatar

Oooh, I like your thinking.

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Teri's avatar

Lenora, Greenland's flag 🇬🇱. Denmark's flag 🇦🇹

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Teri's avatar

Lenora, excellent idea! Make them & all luggage pass drug dog test

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D Kitterman's avatar

What an astonishing relief it will be when some of these old corrupt oxygen-stealing selfish evil fucks like Ghouliani, XXXXLTrumpDepends, SmegmaBannon, Marbles-MouthJohn Kennedy (Louisiana), AnusMcConnell, ClarenceT and his harridan cow, and a host of other oozing dicks DROP DEAD. Dancing and Toasts will ensue. Guaranteed.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I'm 73 and I'm just hoping I live long enough to see at least some of those assholes drop dead.

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Schnauzermom's avatar

I’m 61 and it’s really the only thing worth sticking around for now

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

SAME !

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I hope to see them in real life horrid stuff so they have to live absolutely horrid stuff until they die. All done slowly.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

YES! And your cat is as cute as mine.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Thanks. Max was the sweetest cat I've ever had. I've always thought his photographs didn't really do him justice. He was a cutie pie and I still miss him every day.

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Tess's avatar

I personally liked this: “fuck’der than fucked!” lol. Rudy Colludy just trying to get away with it all like you said…or hoping the dear leader will “fix it” somehow. Gag!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun fact: it took me a while to settle on the proper spelling of "fuck'der"

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

The spelling you used is correct, according to my style book, which I just now made up.

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Chris Fox's avatar

💯💯💯

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Zija Pulp's avatar

I’m still trying to figure out how that word’s pronounced. I’m overthinking it, something no one can say about Drumpf, Dump-trump boy, Sonny McCokenose, and The Ghoul.

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Marian Goldsmith's avatar

Thanks for telling us. Proves yet again what a fine intellectual you are. Gotta love it. And “live” it too as my fat thumb just typed (corrected).

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Teri's avatar

Tess, Rudy claims turd owes him $2 million in legal fees.

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Tess's avatar

And therefore…no help from LDFF!! I’ll bet he’s telling everyone he never heard of Rudy…”why would I give him money?!”. Geez

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Exactly, but wasn’t it more like 20million?

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Teri's avatar

Douglas, I checked Google. The only dollar figure I saw re: unpaid fees doncon allegedly owes is $2 million. Ironically, Rudy's creditors want to sue doncon for that money. Rudy said "NO, not before the election!" Stockholm syndrome. Still wants to be in doncon's orbit, despite doncon stiffing Rudy for his illegal election interference work! #ETTD

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/giuliani-tries-to-protect-trump-despite-unpaid-legal-bill.html

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Chris Fox's avatar

Your comments and astute observations are a breath of fresh freaking air. I love reading your posts. Keep up the profane work!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

It is all we have.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

BTW, failson#1 went to Greenland with Charlie Kirk, the whitest of white boy, a receding hairline exposing his ginormous white boy head… heck I think Jr. could do lines off that forehead.. YIKES..

Sorry folks, no Golf with MAGAS for a couple of weeks.. family emergency to take care of. Best to All.

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Tess's avatar

Best of luck on your emergency Fastball!!

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Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

hope emergency is solved to everyone's satisfaction.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

my MAGA friend still thinks the corporate press is liberal

hope you & fam OK!

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T L Mills's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Teri's avatar

Fredo, hope everything goes well.

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