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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

It’s all gotten so much dumber so much more quickly than even we expected. There must be bollards or walls they’ll be crashing into. Like the coyote painting a tunnel in a cliff then smashing hisself into it.

But couldn’t that part happen soon? Now? Maybe it’ll start with Junior getting stuck on an ice shelf and just ending up a Donsicle.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Surely he's taking his rifle with him, in order to bag a polar bear and post a pic on social media, no?

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David Jones's avatar

Maybe we'll get lucky and a polar bear will bag him.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Or someone will pull a Dick Cheney 🙄

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Marcie's avatar

Jesus Christ let's just send Dick Cheney. If you want the job done right....

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Isn't there a reason why Bush and Cheney never leave the country? They're afraid of being arrested for war crimes? I don't think he'll go.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

So true, he knew how to get rid of people.

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Teri's avatar

Or his stash of coke and coat will get washed out to sea. He can use the gun to resolve these issues.

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SPW's avatar

Dare we hope?

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

That would not be luck it would be a miracle!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Better not take RFK Jr. He'll eat the bear after he puts it in his rental Yugo.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

LOL! Wonder if they even know that cars (roads) are not a thing in Greenland 🤣🤣🤣

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skangirl's avatar

They don't even know that Greenland isn't green!

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Teri's avatar

I just learned that GL is not land on top of thick ice. It's ice covered land. So are our invading troops wearing mega-cleats?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Look at some pictures of scientists studying the melting ice. I think they wear boots.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHA!!

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Can someone please donate a Yugo to him and paint it orange? It should do well in hunting season.

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Anti fascist's avatar

😂😂

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Teri's avatar

Deb, 🤣🤣🤣

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D Kitterman's avatar

Grrrrr.

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Juli's avatar

Donny jr is more the baby harp seal type

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Can't like this, since you're probably right. Coked up pampered wuss that he is...

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Then RFK can truck it to Central Park!! What a collaboration!

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

My first thought.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's probably really why he wants to go.

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Marie Martin's avatar

I say he won’t be just a lame duck, but dead meat in 100 days.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I still expect him to die on the toilet and lay undiscovered for hours and then found covered in stool and vomit with flies circling.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Jeezus, Neal. How are we ever gonna unsee that mental image now? 😫

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Welcome to my mind.

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Teri's avatar

😱🤐🤢🤢😂😂

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Neal !!!!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

First time I’ve cackled out loud in days. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙💙

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Chris Fox's avatar

Love this!

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