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Tama2U's avatar

All the rotting asshats are meeting their just dues of their own making. What a gross group of losers, each one more repugnant than the next. That’s one low bar to reach. According to God (the Substack version) tffcfg let one stinky fart rip during the Phil fuck you McGraw interview. McGraw deserves to inhale that rotting anus air. 🤮

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Imagine Dr. Phil the shill interviewing the orange turd and Bannon at the same time. There wouldn't be enough air circulation to neutralize that double whammy of putrid shit. Also, I pity those poor guards who must be drawing straws to see who has to strip search that pathogen covered maggot. Hopefully extra PPE will be available to lessen the risk of catching anything from that despicable asshole.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

“I will NOT refer to Dr. Phil as a doctor! He is Mr. Phil to me.”…..as per MTG….

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Randy Woodall's avatar

And I damn sure won't call Trump "President". EVER!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I never did before, I sure won't start now. I had a Prime Minister that was hot, instead. My husband is Canadian, and we lived there for a couple of years so that counts, right?

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Teri's avatar

I've been waiting for someone to bring up whether Bannon &/or dfg will get a cavity search. It's the ultimate humiliation (well deserved for these convicts). I SO want dfg to be required to pee into a cup in front of the court official doing the pre-sentencing questioning. (Michael Cohen recently revealed this tidbit he went thru.)

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Betsy L's avatar

Andy Borowitz addressed that today. The prison guards were being offered counseling ahead of time in case they had to cavity-search Bannon.

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shee-rah's avatar

They will have to use the same kind of elbow-length gloves that dairy farmers use to determine if a cow is pregnant. They insert a gloved forearm into the cow’s 💩🐄 anus. I have not personally performed this procedure, just saw it on TV.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That might take years of counseling in order to get through such a horrific experience.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

That was a hilarious read by Borowitz!

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