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Teri's avatar

I've been waiting for someone to bring up whether Bannon &/or dfg will get a cavity search. It's the ultimate humiliation (well deserved for these convicts). I SO want dfg to be required to pee into a cup in front of the court official doing the pre-sentencing questioning. (Michael Cohen recently revealed this tidbit he went thru.)

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Betsy L's avatar

Andy Borowitz addressed that today. The prison guards were being offered counseling ahead of time in case they had to cavity-search Bannon.

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shee-rah's avatar

They will have to use the same kind of elbow-length gloves that dairy farmers use to determine if a cow is pregnant. They insert a gloved forearm into the cowтАЩs ЁЯТйЁЯРД anus. I have not personally performed this procedure, just saw it on TV.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That might take years of counseling in order to get through such a horrific experience.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

That was a hilarious read by Borowitz!

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