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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fuuuuuck, I made a mental note to check the spelling of SIDNEY Powell and then I forgot. oh well, at least it's wrong on only 88,000 emailed newsletters. Sidney, if you're reading this, forgive me

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Openly Fae's avatar

She'll get kraken on that right away.

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Mary Hall's avatar

The "kraken" has been reduced to a plate of deep-fried happy hour calamari.

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Lisa's avatar

Very “salty” calamari!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

😆😆😆

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Linda Weide's avatar

What is the profile of a person who joins the cult of personality of a consummate liar?

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D.Allen's avatar

A devil in heels and ties.

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LORI  D's avatar

She once said, "I'd rather be pretty than smart."

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Linda Weide's avatar

Is she either? I guess she could be considered pretty. Somehow pretty is as pretty does comes to mind, in which case she is not!

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LORI  D's avatar

No!

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Ummm, calamari-pass the cocktail sauce.

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Anti fascist's avatar

Touché

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Janine's avatar

🗡🤺🤺🤺

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Janine's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alicia Norman's avatar

This thread is always awesome.

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Lynn S's avatar

🤣😂

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Sharon Horton's avatar

I'm sure she'd rather that was her highest priority right now, but chances are that she'll never notice.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

ick, we should never apologize to her for anything ever name spelling or anything. But I get it.

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Steven Smith's avatar

I wouldn't apologize if I 'accidentally' confused her with Mr Ed.

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Juli's avatar

🏆🏆🏆

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D.Allen's avatar

😂😂😂

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SPW's avatar

Jeff, I just ran across this opinion piece on Huff-Po. Are you sure you aren’t writing for them under a pen name? Check his description of what’s-his-face. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-prison-jail-president_n_65bac507e4b05c8779f79af0

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! "sentient pumpkin-colored boat shoe” Thats great!

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

"Sentient" is somewhat questionable, imo. But yes, I laughed out loud too!

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RV maxima's avatar

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...enjoy the democracy while we have it.

I know I live among them but damn, WTAF people?

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I was born in Sidney Nebraska but I spelled it Sydney until I was like 60...

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Alicia Norman's avatar

I get her name wrong all the time too... not sure why.

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RV maxima's avatar

Nah, we got this. Ms Kraken is in dispose.

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Dean Gavney's avatar

“Technicolor fucktangle of batshittery” might be the best phrase I've ever heard. Well done, Jeff!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I was laughing out loud on the BART. What’s that German word for getting a chuckle out of other people’s misfortune. My God, it’s been a long time coming. Daffy Don can’t turn his boiling Magic Christian sized cauldron of offal and shit into a fondue pot no matter how he lies

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Schadenfreude

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Thank you. It is early and I am insufficiently caffeinated

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

My pleasure

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Janine's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Marty's avatar

They get better and better. Perhaps a glossary of terms is in the works?

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Janine's avatar

Jeff you haver to publish your own dictionary... Seriously you would make enough money to be the perpetual retribution against the shit slather.

While he cries and whines in the basement mirror at Mar a Lago playing with the shit in his diapers.

I bet That's the real reason why he wanted to erase the surveillance tapes

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Janine's avatar

Have*

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Anti fascist's avatar

I’ve started writing a list of the best ones.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

In Cinerama!

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William Burke's avatar

Definitely a placeholder in the JT thesaurus, which hopefully will be published sometime in 2025. Signed, volunteer advisor

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

I came to post here to give Jeff props for that brilliant verbage!!!!!

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Openly Fae's avatar

Hey if you know anyone starting a band...

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JChambers's avatar

Donny Shitstain and the Felons.....

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Janine's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Karen Hall's avatar

Agree!😂

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Cynthia Turner's avatar

My absolute fav!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Jared can grow a beard?

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

That was my immediate response. How could he grow a beard?

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I immediately envisioned a 60s era Ken doll with beige paint on the lower part of its’ stupid face.

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Janine's avatar

Ivanka can go to Saudi Arabia with Jared and their 2b

Unless they gave it to shit bomb so he can slather more shit all over his face like the Budussy smelling MF he is

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄😂

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Sköll's avatar

That's a good one, for sure! After seeing a Youtube link posted somewhere below, I can't think of Trump as anything but Lord Douchebag-Trumpp.

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Theresa Palmer's avatar

They are both really very useful words. And everyone instantly knows what you mean.

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RV maxima's avatar

Thank you

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Deb Martina's avatar

No, Jeff, it's not just you. The Adderall is really affecting him. Or, maybe delusional thinking is in his DNA.

Either way, I am looking forward to the day this fuckin idiot is put in handcuffs on international TV.

Unfortunately, there are many other nuts right behind him (desantis, abbott, warren, cruz)... the list is too long.

Thank you for the funny perspective on the worst thing that ever happened to America.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I majored in American History and give or take the Civil War and the genocide of the Indians, I agree

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Deb Martina's avatar

So sad 💔

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Warren?

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Yeah, I was scratching my head too!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Regarding MAGA ravings about Habba being a deep state plant, I can only quote Jeff from yesterday:

"I know what all those words mean by themselves, but when you put them together in that order, I have no fucking clue what you’re gibbering about."

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-shit-taylor-swift-has-broken

BTW, I have already nominated Jeff's remark for Sentence of the Year.

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William Burke's avatar

A keeper for sure.

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Susan Hege's avatar

I have a question please. If Trump’s PACs paid $50 million in legal bills who are they paying? It seems his attorneys say they’re not paid. Except for the smart one who demanded up front payment (or so I’ve read).

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Good question. Somebody needs to follow the money.

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Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

Always follow the money

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Probably paying for everything but his legal fees. As most of his attorneys should know that shameless, cheap felonious fuck has been stiffing folks for years and at this point in his demented life, why would he stop now?

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

I wouldn't put it past Habba to have chosen to represent Trump knowing full well she might not get paid, but for the fame (/notoriety) it would bring. If she'd rather be pretty than smart, she'd rather be famous than paid.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Oh she will probably be offered a job on Fox. Just wait…

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Yes, as a legal "expert."

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Susan Hege's avatar

So everything else being like travel, lodging, new clothes for court, etc?

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And getting that Boeing 757 back in the air after it sat idle for four years. Also, the cost for fuel, maintenance and pilots has to be very expensive.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Maybe part of Jared’s $2billion “gift” from the Saudi’s to start his “hedge” fund is paying the bills…..?!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Wouldn't be a bit surprised and that doesn't include all of the millions Ivanka got in 4 years.

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Anti fascist's avatar

Lisa Rubin has the info on the site formerly known as twitter. She posted it this morning.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Let's see some receipts.

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Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

This reminds me of my dad, who had Alzheimer’s. That is exactly how he talked - as if things were completely settled in his favor when they hadn’t happened yet. Any time he was stressed it got worse. After years of telling the same few stories over and over, all exaggerated and twisted, one day he couldn’t put a sentence together that made any sense. Just random words that didn’t go together. He didn’t last long after that. I’m waiting for the day tRump does this on camera and it might not be long. My dad was overall happy in his confusion, unlike tRump who appears very angry.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

holy shit that's young

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Poor Alina, she’s proven that she is neither smart nor pretty. She could be pretty if she would stop making ‘duck lips’ all the time. As it is, she just looks dumb.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, the photo that Jeff posted proved that her major assets are below the chin.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Goddamn I wish I had kneecaps like that.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🦆🦆

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

🤣😂

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Janine's avatar

It's from continually kissing trumps nasty ass

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

🤣😂

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Barbara Laman's avatar

He won the appeals? What appeals? He can’t even appeal before he pays up.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

The madness of Emperor Shitstain

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

There are counties in the United States where anything that Trump says is in fact true. You may not realize it until you are trapped in one.

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Theresa Palmer's avatar

I ran into this exact scenario just yesterday. Frightening. And really sad. "Too smart to be so stupid," as my neighbor would say.

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Sky 777's avatar

Oh no! Habba is gone? And just after she put highlights in her hair at the request of her client?

As far as getting paid, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alina, go to the mirror, look yourself in the eye, and repeat: “Everything Trump Touches Dies*” over and over and over until you finally get that the law of ETTD applies to you.

*title of a book by Rick Wilson circa 2018. Worth a read.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

That dreidel keeps spinning. Sometimes the grifters can cling to it, sometimes they get thrown off. But as Tucker Swanson Carlson advises, “Keep tanning your balls!” and it’ll all be wonderful.

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Janine's avatar

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHINGGGGGGG!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

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DonP's avatar

"Denied me due process." from the guy who had two trials. Last I checked due process includes getting trial by a jury of your fellow citizens. Dippy the Bronzer Abuser had TWO.

"Trump: “I didn’t do anything wrong. I mean, that’s been proven as far as I’m concerned, and actually, we won in the Court of Appeals, you probably saw that. that case has been largely won in the Court of Appeals.” " Actually idiot, all you won in the CoA was a less limited ability to speak your mind, and nothing more. Does this statement actually mean you don't think you're going to have to pony up the 83 mill? 'Cause if it does, ain't you going to be surprised when the court seizes one of your properties and orders it liquidated to cover the judgement.

As for Habba, it's hard to be a competent lawyer when A) you have perhaps the worst client on the planet, and B) you aren't one to start with.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Any lawyer who takes a TRUMP CASE is either “CRAZY,” or a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT." Ummm...

I'm going with crazy. Grandpa Crazypants is still fleecing his flock, who are just as crazy as he is. Bye Alina... we hardly knew you. 😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🦆👄

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAHAHA!!!! Good stuff Charlie!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😎😎

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Cassandra Here's avatar

It is really sad that he makes sense to so many. Did they get a code-descrambler ring in their box of Captain Crunchpants Shit Bombs?

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Michael1963's avatar

I’m thinking of running “Captain Crunchpants Shit Bombs” through DALL-E to see what the packaging might look like.

But on second thought, nope. Not this close to lunch.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤣🤣

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Janine's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣😂

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Ken Lippmann's avatar

hello, Earth to Donald Trump, come in please.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Thank You Jeff, as I listen to the depressing daily news cycle, your daily posts always make me laugh out loud and thankfully realize I am not alone !

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Kay-El's avatar

Agent Orange can’t hire competent counsel, not because of the Deep State bullshit but because: competent counsel wants to get paid, competent counsel doesn’t want to be told how to counsel (it’s kinda their job) and competent counsel doesn’t want to be on the losing end with a criminal who admits his crimes in public.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

competent counsel doesn't want to destroy their careers by being associated with him.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

"DJT is going to be a drooling mess by November."

Please let me live to see it!

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Janine's avatar

YESSSSS!!!!!!

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