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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

here's a thing I wrote a year ago about Donny's box-hoarding behavior, "Andy Warhol's garbage: why I believe Donald Trump mixed golf pants with stolen war plans"

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/andy-warhols-garbage-why-i-believe

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Susie in OH's avatar

I think he purposely mixed the docs in with his personal crap in case anyone looked inside and he figured they would see his crap and not look further. I am not surprised he had them in bed. He was looking through the stash to see if he had anything he could sell. There is no other reason to have taken them.

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Linda Silfven's avatar

I’ve always believed he took them as money in the bank. Whenever he’s short he could auction them off to Putin, Iran, etc. the man is nothing more than a traitor.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I believe he has been doing that all along. Thus, Putin has put in a lot of effort to help turn EU right wing, and to help Trump win the election with Bots. Of course, Putin knows more than anyone, that Trump may be a bigger problem in office than out of office. He is a wild card!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

No sane, mature, legal reason. There's lots of other reasons.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Putin had copies of everything by then, but jared was still getting paid by the Saudis for them.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

I remember that article. They’re both nuts, but at least we never had a President Warhol.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

In the future, everyone will be President for 15 minutes.

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bruce somers's avatar

I'm definitely legalizing...stuff.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

lol!

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

Can I be impressed you worked at the Factory? (I am.} Also that you seem to be boots-on-the-ground and giving fresh perspective in any era. (Pre-ordering that memoir clothbound, when/if you do write it.)

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Joey Jobaa's avatar

Please, Jeff, do a live video stream so we can all laugh in unison. I’d pay for that!

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Burke's avatar

Thanks Jeff for the comparison! Spot on! Like Andy, Donald is a weird dude. But there was more to motivate him than this.

Donald's retaining the document boxes, against federal law, APPEARS to have another purpose. Donald's strange behavior in this case looks like he was worried there could be documents in the boxes that proved his traitorous relationship with Putin and the Russian oligarchs. Or the Chinese. Or both.

A "normal" trustworthy public servant avoids the APPEARANCE of impropriety. A normal government official would not keep their businesses open to funnel Chinese and Russian money into their pocket. A normal government official would not meet in private with an adversarial head of state, without witnesses other than the other side's translator. After this meeting, a normal government official would not take the side of the adversary over his own intelligence services. A normal government official would return all official documents, per the law, without delay or obstruction. Donald is giving us the APPEARANCE that he is a Russian spy and a traitor.

The FBI investigation into Trump World and Russia conspiring was code named Crossfire Hurricane. Cassidy mentions in her book "Enough" that Mark Meadows was worried about a binder on this case, as they were packing to leave the White House. Is there a connection between Crossfire Hurricane and the file boxes at Mar-A-Lago?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossfire_Hurricane_(FBI_investigation)

Here's Jack Smith's 49 page indictment. Good read!

https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/static/2023/06/trump-indictment.pdf

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bruce somers's avatar

Didn't Trump use $20k of that stolen charity money for a portrait of himself?? Who does that? Answer; DJT,in love with himself.

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shee-rah's avatar

In addition to all these other reasons, perhaps he took them to his homes and stashed them in several unsecured rooms to feel/play act that he was still President. And what about all those documents in the bathroom? Was he wiping his ass with top secret documents?

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Joseph Luongo's avatar

Hey you worked at the Factory. So did my sister, Jean, who was an art director there for a while.

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Martha White's avatar

I have to look for the funny… otherwise, I’d go nuts thinking about the chance he could become potus again and hoping the cheeseburgers finally do their job. Today’s favorite funny: “infuriatingly not-dead-yet overgrown garden slug”.

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Eileen's avatar

Me too! I entered my comment before I saw yours. Hilarious.

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Joey Jobaa's avatar

How does Jeff come up with these one-liners every day? He’s brilliant!

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bruce somers's avatar

Gives me big chuckles every post!!

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

Yup my favorite too! 😝

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Yep - "infuriatingly not-dead-yet overgrown garden slug" is going to be my new descriptive for this infuriatingly not-dead-yet overgrown garden slug from now on. It's beyond perfect!

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Alison Parker's avatar

Jack Smith: *reads Person 81's testimony*

Jack Smith: *shakes head and pinches bridge of nose*

Jack Smith: *sighs heavily*

Jack Smith: "So THAT'S why the pages were all stuck together."

Jack Smith: *washes hands in boiling bleach*

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

When they do the movie "All the Jack Smith Headaches," you gotta be the scriptwriter.

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DR Darke's avatar

I think Homer Simpson said it best:

https://i.gifer.com/PpY.gif

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bruce somers's avatar

You remember the Simpsons episode where there about 30,000 Homer clones,and they used a big donut to lead them off a cliff?? I was thinking of that with the MAGAs...

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Kelly Rundel's avatar

Well they are the same color…

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DR Darke's avatar

You're right, they are!

I think I'd rather have President Homer Simpson, though—which is a frightening thought.

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bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Well, it's like when Jerry Lewis died and the second weirdest person in the world got promoted to first place. WHen Trump finally, at long last, goes where the goblins go, yo ho, below below, the second weirdest person in the world assumes the position. What the fuck, Don, you learn not to make the 'ovens' joke in junior high, but you were too busy harassing the gay kids to learn that lesson. If he shows up tomorrow, I hope it will be the end of his career.

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

If you are Jewish, you are taught at a very young age to value life, not take it for granted, and when you get a bit older to understand what happened in nazi Germany. Never again…and here we are 79 years later after the end of WWII and still dealing with the same old shitty rhetoric that got us WWII and shitty hitler.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Daughter of Holocaust victims here. Project 2025 is a cruel manifesto based on Hitler’s Mein Kampf. It is almost verbatim!

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Katy Griffith's avatar

I have never understood why Nazi lover Stephen Miller, who is Jewish & one of Cheeto’s special advisers, has ANY sort of credibility in foreign & immigration policy or anything else but hate for that matter

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Well, Miller is fucking crazy and most Jews (unfortunately, not all) want his ass tossed in prison! He and Jeff Sessions, the lil’ Keebler man who was once AG of our country, are responsible for ripping babies out of immigrants hands. This too, is what the Nazis and the SS did. They would take babies out of carriages and throw them to the ground. My uncle saw this in Berlin. Miller has now procreated his own Aryan race with his equally disgusting wife…two children. He should never see them again!

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Katy Griffith's avatar

I remember what they did & how horribly cruel that was-Dems running for political offices should remind American citizens that this is what we’ll be seeing again if Cheeto becomes president again. The very first people that the Nazi brown shirts came after was transgender people then LBGTQ then Jews& after that just anybody that got in the way of their cruel agenda

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shee-rah's avatar

Also Roma, communists, socialists, trade unionists, Catholics, and the mentally and physically disabled.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Since I’ve never read Hitler’s book, I wasn’t aware of the similarities. Thank you for pointing that out.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

holy shit, really?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Hence, Shitler.

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bruce somers's avatar

'If people don't learn the lessons of history,they usually intend to repeat it'

Not my quote,but I think it's apt.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And the bullies wait until the heroes are almost all dead, and start the cycle again.

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Eileen's avatar

An aspect of the malignant narcissist condition is sadism. Trump proves that out every day. He gets off on the effects of his cruelty on others.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

He is one very sick fuck who gets his rocks off by inflicting pain and telling sick jokes no matter who's in the room. His blatant antisemitism, racism and misogyny would've never been tolerated or acceptable when the GOP still had some credibility. Either would sleeping with stolen documents since we're anxiously waiting for compromised Cannon to quit the stalling bullshit as we get closer to November.

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Malcolm's avatar

The GOP has not had credibility since they fucked up Reconstruction and permitted Jim Crow in the 1870's

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Kelly Rundel's avatar

If we look around to see who is laughing with him we’ll know who else is!

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Marsha's avatar

Elon Musk is in second place ready to push Trump out of the way.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Inside his fascistic designed truck that is not selling

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I have seen a couple and they have to be given the ugliest stupid-ass trucks-ever-built award!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Nicknames abound for the vehicles Musk's Tesla has made. Two favorites of mine are (Inc)el Camino and Wank Panzer

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Give them respect! Kneel, mortal, you are in the presence of something that will be as pants-shittingly hilarious in 100 years from now as they are today. Also, you can leave handprints on them. Do so. "LAWD, please heal this AFFLICTED El Camino and return it to HEALTH" Jesus: "LOL! HOw about NO!"

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

😆

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DR Darke's avatar

:: you learn not to make the 'ovens' joke in junior high::

No, I knew people who were still making it in college, though I'm sure they thought it was "ironic".

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

"Scrodinger's douchebag" they wait to see if people laugh, then when they get disgusted looks, claim they were only joking.

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bruce somers's avatar

I was at college party and some fools showed up in 'black face'...they were removed...forcibly.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Jerry Lewis was weird? That sounds like a fun rabbit hole lol

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He struck me as skeevy.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The depths of his strangeness makes the Marianus Trench seem as shallow as the dimple on a golf ball.

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Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Those folks who support tRump for their president for life should be required to live with him for a week.

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Joey Jobaa's avatar

Trump should have to live with THEM and go to work with them. Maybe someone living in a single wide trailer working paving roads in the summer heat.

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Katy Griffith's avatar

Someone living in a single wide working in the summer heat has enough punishment without having to deal with Cheeto breath

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bruce somers's avatar

They'd probably end up smelling like Steve Bannon.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

They're masochistic.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Alien Cannon = trumps fellatrix by proxy

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Owns Melania doll and stabs it regularly.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

A Melania Voo Doo doll!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAH!!! Excellent!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Alien - lol!

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Abbi's avatar

Whenever I laugh in the morning, my husband asks, “Jeff?”

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

In our house it's "Tiedrich?" And we often ask each other if we've read Tiedrich yet. :-P

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

I don’t know about everyone else but the theft of these highly classified documents and the gall of taking them out and about with him , showing them to who the hell knows, represents to me a profound betrayal to the safety of our nation and a beyond-egregious threat to the sheer livelihoods of the American people but also the safety of our world.A prime reason to have an organized government is an effort to keep it’s people safe and Donnie FF committed what can only be called highly treasonous acts by the defilement of these top secret documents.It is frightening.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Absolutely treasonous. Without question. Which means that Cannon and all the elected Repub nuts who downplay and excuse what he did are complicit in that treasonous behavior

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Exactly!How can we be trusted by our allies when their secrets with us are out there for our enemies to see?Hell, he courts our enemies (Putin, Xi, MBS and others).He is absolutely the worst thing to ever happen to our foreign and domestic policies.Biden has started to try to repair some damage that he and Rs have done but it is going to take generations to rid us of the putrid damage that this man has inflicted upon our country.

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bruce somers's avatar

Pretty sure Trump is a Russian Intelligence asset,and always has been,that's probably why he had them.

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bluesyfish's avatar

I totally believe he's a Russian asset. We know they've been interested in him since the '80s. And the whole world watched Putin play him like a fiddle in Helsinki. I believe he's not only an asset but that there's a LOT of kompromat on him AND his cronies. I mean, what have they got on Lindsay? And the rest? etc. etc.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The GOP was hacked too and the (newly freed) Russian-asset, Albino rapist, never released that stuff, only what Putin told him to.

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bruce somers's avatar

Nailed it Natalie,if you're a so-called 'journalist' and have hacked intelligence info,you don't leak it to just one side.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And Melania was gifted to him by Putin, through Epstein, to be his handler.

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bruce somers's avatar

And translator, apparently she's a linguistic genius,the 'Be Best' lady, apparently,says so on her visa.(Likely written in crayon)

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🤣😂🤣Her ex-modeling days roommate, described her as vapid, boring, and did nothing but look at fashion magazines.

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Robert R's avatar

What the fuck kind of fucked up Loser can convince himself and millions of usually decent people to attempt to over throw the most decent democratic society that the world has ever known? It’s far from perfect but it’s the best that has ever existed, and this deranged degenerate Loser is trying to burn it down again ! Let’s find some descendants of the German Generals who tried to bump of Schicklegrubber ,and see if they want to correct thier ancestor’s error ,and make History right this time ! Just venting Mr.Hoover 🤯😵‍💫🤪

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bruce somers's avatar

Even after the insurrection,130 Republicans still signed on to decertify the election,they're all complicit. But that won't happen again with the 'Electoral College Certification Act' passed by House when Dems still controlled it. The VPs job certifying the election is purely ceremonial,and always has been.

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Robert R's avatar

Those 130 should be arrested and held for treason the second Joe takes the oath of office! Me and my Union brothers will build a gallows to do them all in one drop ! Now that’ll be a reality show !😠😤 of course after a fair trial ! Let Joe pick the Judge !😂🤣😅

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Diana Hembree's avatar

No death penalty, please.

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bruce somers's avatar

IMO when the court cases are done concerning an election,any 'election denial' after that is treason,plain and simple.

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Robert R's avatar

Exile too Antarctic?

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Robert R's avatar

How about the potential blackmailing of politicians and government officials,those files could contain information on anyone, Supreme Court justices for instance! GOP LEADERS AND congressional members,the list is endless!

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Burke's avatar

Well, he sure gives the appearance of being a traitor. And a Russian spy.

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bruce somers's avatar

And Ivanka made millions off Chinese trademarks,she never divested from Trump Industries,in violation of Emmolients rules,they all think they are above the law with their little crime/grift family,the Trump nepo-babies made $670 million while Orange Fuhrer was trying to end democracy.

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Robert R's avatar

If it looks like a fuck walks like a fuck talks and acts like a fuck I’m betting on a fucking traitor Russian agent bought and sold fuck !

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bruce somers's avatar

Fuckin' A!!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Do you know what DFF's best defense against criminal liability? His brain has not matured enough to grasp morality. If he can just prove what an idiot he is he's off Scott free.

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shee-rah's avatar

The whole world knows what an idiot he is. Other democracies laughed at the stupid Americans who voted for that know-nothing asshole.

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Nancy Neese's avatar

A-fucking-men!

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Brad Yazell's avatar

Wonder what's in the Gibson guitar case in one of the pictures? It can't be a guitar because we know this rat's nest topped orange shitbag doesn't have any talent, outside of being a depraved asswipe.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I know, right? I noticed that in the photo and was all come on, don't tell me Donald Trump owns a guitar. maybe it was a gift from the Nuge

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

neither of them can play one

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Charles Austin's avatar

😆😆 True.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

What would you care to bet the boxes in that closet are in such disarray because they were moved in there in crazed hurry to hide them?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Nah! The FBI kicked the boxes just before they snapped the photos in their consistent deep state attack on Trump!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Deep state = Derp for the MAGAts.

edit: changed stare to state.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Or Kid Rock.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Another no talent POS.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

You couldn't pay me to see that asshat.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If it's from demented hatemonger Nuge, it may be a guitar shaped automatic rifle

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bruce somers's avatar

It's probably his Ivanka blow-up doll in there.

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bruce somers's avatar

He wrote a love song to Kim Jung Un with it maybe...nah!! He barely writes or reads...

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Mary Hall's avatar

My old lady brain immediately went to the antique meme of gangsters who carried machine guns in violin cases.

I have learned that whatever shit I think LDFF has done, the truth is at least ten times worse.

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bruce somers's avatar

I'm thinking that's probably true for Project 2025 also.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

If you haven’t already read Andra Watkins’ Substack “How Project 2025 Will Ruin Your Life” I highly recommend it. She explains from the Evangelical point of view how P2025 will in fact be 10x worse than we can imagine. What they mean when they say porn & who will be imprisoned for producing it, why they don’t believe in doing anything about the environment, how all education will become only religion-based, etc.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Talent? A lot of people who don't have talent play instruments. Trump is the least musical person you've ever seen. Plus he's too lazy to learn an instrument.

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Ron's avatar

had trmp been born into a middle-class Queens family, he'd have long ago been capped by low-level Italian mafia thugs over pimping debts.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

He only plays his revolting ass horn.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The butt-trumpet sonata.

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shee-rah's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Probably also too lazy to throw away said instrument. He just creates another storeroom at Motel a lago to supplement all the bathrooms.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Stuff (and applause) make up for the vacuum inside him.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Just think of the list of “not”s that he is. Long long list.

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Robert R's avatar

Tiny violin ?

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ynot1965's avatar

I thought golf clubs...which he treats better than just about anything else.

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Robert R's avatar

The dead wife’s bones after a Hannibal the cannibal episode! Yummy , yummy , yummy,I got my exlove in my tummy !😘🥰😍😱⚡️🤮

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Zija Pulp's avatar

It’s obvious. It’s where his Tommy gun is stored.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, another episode of Golf with MAGAS 😂. Playing was OK, then lunch and most of the conversation was about FOX personalities of which I know nothing since I can’t watch propaganda. The conversation gravitates towards the MAGA who the Maracopa county elections hired, turns out this guy stole some key components to voting machines, now they must be reprogrammed. Well…it turns out this MAGA is a convicted felon… Why was he hired for that position with a felony conviction? I brought this up that he was a convicted felon.. These guys just about shit a brick and kept telling me not to bring up the fact this guy is a convicted felon, just like someone else I know…. Man these guys were pissed.. I then asked if I was not being accurate and please correct me….. well that was the end of this episode of Golf with MAGAS🤪 Have a great day fellow travelers.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Again, why do they keep inviting you since you are challenging their fixed

MAGA beliefs?

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Friends, I am a founding member of this golf group, basically the secretary… I give out the weekly assignments and prepare the calendar for the next 6 months. These older guys don’t have the bandwidth to do what I do. I have learned to choose my battles, control my rhetoric and challenge when necessary… it’s a fascinating world they have with their alternative realities..

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Robert R's avatar

I wouldn’t be able to hold it together! I’d wrap a 9 iron around the foulest mouthed MAGAT nearest to me ! How many mulligans can you take on this course ?

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Robert, you’re killing me here. I’m in AZ, my code is… u assume everyone is MAGA, then take it from there. Some of my partners throw clubs and break their shafts.. not me😎

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Because they know he's right, and they're not ready to acknowledge

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Well done!

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

Why can't Congress serve SCOTUS with the equivalent of a writ of mandamus? Livid every day that they're participating in the obstruction to get this trial started.

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bruce somers's avatar

Poor babies are anxious to get to their 3 month vacations.

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arne link's avatar

Gotta get out there and work the crowd. You know, fishing trips and campfires where bags of money change hands. This takes some time.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

OMG! Great article about an awesome woman! Thank you so much for sharing!! I ♥️ Fran Liebowitz!

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Love Leibowitz

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Lebowitz**

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Brigitte Morris's avatar

Basically Biden goaded him into debate terms that he wouldn't have agreed to. No adoring audience to play to, mic muted, short answers. I was telling hubbie that it reminded me of Star Trek Wrath of Khan (original 60s cast) where Kurk taunts Khan into a blind fury to attack. Khan's crew is telling him, No, it's a trick. Kirk wins with a smirk. I wish Biden would agree to a drug test ONLY if Adderall Don would take one. He avoided that with his parole hearing where here's a cup, pee while I'm watching is standard procedure. You make my day, every day. Nazi ovens, dear God, he belongs in a camp or jail but definitely he'll.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Agree. It's inconceivable (sorry; in-con-theeevable) that Trump won't be on something. Probably Adderall. I'm still wondering why he fell asleep at those hearings. Maybe his lawyers convinced him to take sedatives to keep his big mouth shut, but it seems implausible that he'd obey.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

I read somewhere it was dementia medication that was causing his courtroom dozing.

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bruce somers's avatar

I kind of figured even the thought anyone holding him accountable bored the crap out of him.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Interesting. A skim of side effects for medications for Alzheimer's and dementia only shows "fatigue" a single time, among many drugs and many effects. Plus, why drug him for court--when, by definition, he is allowed to say nothing--and not every other day, when he goes to rallies and yaks his brains out? So I dunno.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Wasn't Provigil the drug that Dr. Ronny, Whit House Physician, doled out the most, by far?

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Yes, but that log was for the whole White House staff (and maybe people they knew). The consensus seems to be that Trump is on Adderall.

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David Skoglund's avatar

Noel Casler, who was a staffer on “Celebrity Apprentice” said Trump would crush Adderall and snort it rather than swallow it.

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Robert R's avatar

Double benifits a quick high , and a ruined sense of smell,can’t smell his odiferous shit bag that’s gagging every one he’s near !😷🤮🤢🤮

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Chet Brandt's avatar

They should drug test LDFF before the debate starts. Biden would have no problem with that.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

She's right about "goad him," but it should be a two-step process:

1. Goad him.

2. Ignore him.

Don't wait for his reaction. Don't reply to his goaded response. Poke him and turn away. Trump feels he has to "win" every interaction. If Biden ignores Trump's rejoinder, Trump can't "win." That'll drive him nutz.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👍❤️

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Eileen's avatar

LOL moment about poor Melania in today’s reading: “infuriatingly not-dead-yet overgrown garden slug..”. 😂😂😂

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Tess's avatar

Nobody does this better …than you!(I’m thinking of Carly Simon song!) I cannot believe he is running for president as he is one fucking moron!

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Mary Hall's avatar

LDFF is running for president to stay out of prison.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Same as Bibi.

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bruce somers's avatar

I guess he wants 4 more years of rage-tweeting until 3 am, wandering in at the crack of noon, watching Fox to catch up with the latest conspiracy theories,and off to cheat at golf,and hoping not get caught with a photo of him with a big brown stain on his white golf pants.

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