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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

this is probably the longest thing I've written. can the news please slow the fuck down and let me catch my breath

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Gloria Horton-Young's avatar

Gather 'round, my dears, for a tale so spicy,

Meadows, once loyal, now playing quite dicey.

Three secret trysts with Smith's probing team,

Whispered confessions, making headlines scream.

"He's baseless," he purred, amidst claims running wild,

Turning from Trump, like a prodigal child.

"Dishonest," he hinted, when Trump took the stage,

Hours after ballots, stoking the rage.

"Not our win," Meadows teased, with a wink and a nod,

Tales of Trump’s claims, now feeling quite odd.

Once Trump's "special arm," in the halls where they'd dance,

Now, revealing secrets, giving truth a new chance.

While whispers grow, questions getting more deep,

Of election night talks, and promises to keep.

Yet, clear as a siren's seductive song's note,

Meadows confesses, making headlines quote.

Biden's win was legit, a truth Meadows did share,

While Trump’s tales grew tall, in the heated affair.

Long did he know, Trump’s claims weren’t so tight,

With votes in the shadows, waiting for light.

This scandal, darlings, is hot, juicy, and grand,

Trump's Goose, it appears, is now fully pan-fried and tanned.

With lawyers and gossip, and a fine wine so divine,

This saucy saga continues, with each seductive line.

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