Mark Meadows: poster boy for the entitled male dipshit

Meadows believes that being booked in some dingy Atlanta jailhouse is beneath him

Mark Meadows, you had one fucking job: get your stupid co-conspirator ass down to Georgia by the 25th of August and surrender yourself to the authorities.

but Mark Meadows is an entitled male dipshit and so he thinks that being booked in some dingy Atlanta jailhouse is beneath him.

Mark believes what so many entitled dipshit criminals believe: my crimes aren’t really crimes, and therefore, Fani Willis has no business prosecuting me for them. check and mate!

Meadows wants his case moved to federal court where he thinks his my crimes aren’t really crimes strategy will have a better chance of success (spoiler alert: nah, bro), and so he wants Willis to give him a free pass on Friday’s booking deadline.

Meadows’s lawyer drafted a letter to Willis explaining the whole crimes aren’t really crimes thing and please excuse my client, because he thinks this whole thing is bullshit and he really doesn’t want to come to Atlanta right now and you won’t mind if he doesn’t show up until maybe next week, will you?

Willis’s reply was short and oh so very sweet:

“yours in service” — holy shit, I love that. that’s going to be my fuck-you line for the rest of my life.

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oil spill lawyer Jeffrey Clark is another piece of work. you see, Clark is a very busy man who has places to go and people to see and it’s just too hard to make it all the way down to Georgia by Friday, I mean come on, there’s logistics and everything, and his internet connection is bad and Expedia is taking way too long to load and so pretty pretty could Fani Willis give him a free pass and not arrest the fuck out of him when he fails to surrender himself by Friday? please?

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these dipshits are going to have to learn the tough lesson that their easy life of privilege has gone bye-bye. you can’t fuck with a judge, or a district attorney. this isn’t some tee time that you can blow off because you’re just not in the mood.

for these clowns, there are really only two paths forward at this point: there’s fuck around and find out, and there’s fuck around and find out the hard way.

yours in service!