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oh, and happy Peter Navarro Reports To Prison Day to all who celebrate

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I want you to get a camera crew and go cover some moment in Trump Financial Armageddon in person. The video will be priceless. And say all your bad words. Please!

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At least be there for the repo of his very shiny 5th Avenue tower, especially if he tries to hold off the siege in his penthouse (Dye Hard?) and vows to fight to the last secret service agent...

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Dye Hard was chefs kiss perfect!

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It’s a fiesta of shite.

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there's a story there. I'd originally called Levin an "overheated goober" and when Ms Spouse read the first draft, she said "you have to change this. what does that mean? what is an overheated goober? it sounds like a half-fried peanut" and I said "fine, that's what I'm changing it to"

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It's so good to have a partner who is also funny!

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And boiled peanuts for sale all over the place in Northern GA, MTG would be a boiled peanut dipshit.

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I love overheated goober but I would have called him an overheated Kia even more worthless than a goober! 😭

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That one had me snorting my coffee out my nose 😂😂

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That one made me laugh too!!

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"...parsimonious dick." was the one that made *me* lol.

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Screenshotted it to save and savor!!

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Almost as savory as a half-fried/half-boiled whatchamacallit. LOL

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It will become a new staple in the annual Festivus celebration!

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Should be a national holiday.

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Calls for celebration

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Anarchy Princess will probably be there to celebrate

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Hope so.

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Wouldn't it be great if Anarchy Princess would show up with a running commentary!🤣

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She tortured Peter Navarro… 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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🍰🎉🎉🎉🍺🥂

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Yes, and he’s Trump’s ace student. Listening to his comments fomenting about his plight is pure trumpism: I’m the victim and spewing his laments about how unfair this whole sordid affair is. Yes, Peter, we know that with your education that you throw around like candy should have provided you with the insights required to simply show up for your deposition and assert the 5th. So much for your so called Ph.D in Economics. I guess there were no courses that even touched on the ethics of your profession. Enjoy your stay and make sure you don’t bend over in the shower.

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DON'T DROP THE SAOP.

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😜

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FINALLY. I was expecting that Clarence Thomas would intervene.

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Maybe he can fill us in on the J6 Insurrection and the way he described it on Ari Melber ,about 2-3 weeks or even more. Some wild hand gestures and the “Green Bay Sweep,” was how he explained J6.

I hadn’t a clue what a Green Bay Sweep was…

Football isn’t my forte.

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That's a religion I could get behind.

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I think they should seize Mar-a-Lago and use it to house immigrants and the homeless.

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You mean like Melania?

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😂😂😂

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And her family- well Father anyway

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For a second there, I thought you said "Malaria". Still kinda fits...

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Good one!

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Cleaning up the bedbugs and cockroaches first. The immigrants and homeless deserve better.

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Good idea, Clyde.

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This I love

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That would do Donnie in permanently 😂😂😂

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That would be a good place to house the Immigrants that asshole abbott buses out of Texas with taxpayer dollars, of course after they are all arrested.

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Thanks @JeffTiedrich -somehow I had a feeling you might write about this.

By the way -Donald: That's 41,518,300,000 in todays USD to Ruble exchange rate.

You're welcome.

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What about the $386 million in legal fees he has to pay the UK for losing the Dossier case? He's now owes almost a billion dollars. He's a broke ass billionaire. 🤣 He leases his brand. He doesn't outright own shit. His pants have dropped to his ankles, screaming 'look what they made do.' Kray kray is going to get crazier. The shit hitting the fan is his own.

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It seems a given that some foreign entity is going to fork over the ‘loan’ and they will have control over the orange pustule. The talks of reinstating Manafort is another way of saying that they’re openly looking around for Russian money and let’s not forget Fuckface’s good buddies in the Middle East. If no one comes through and saves his ass that will be the biggest surprise, ever. As we all know he is pure filth that has worked the system to hell and in full view. It’s still shocking everyday that his cult can’t see, hear or think. 🙈🙉💩

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I agree. If no one comes through I will be thoroughly shocked.

Half a billion is a lot of cheddar. No one can afford to drop fuck ton on a “takes one to know one” double dealing chiseler. And…the plot thickens…

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That's why I'm not doing any celebrating until I see Tish James pointing her perfectly manicured index finger at a building and saying, "SEIZE IT!!" Someone will come through for this orange gasbag -- someone always does.

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You know one of his despot buddies will come through for him

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I don't know about that. Maybe Pouteen can find the readies somewhere, but a half billion dollars is "Real Money(tm)" even to the billionaire class.

They all know he's a con man, but how desperate would they have to be, to be willing to toss away half a billion in hopes of a possible tax break? He would have to be offering them something waaaay bigger.

The real problem is National Security. I'd be shocked if he hasn't retained copies of the juiciest stuff for just such an occasion.

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I still think he can get Netflix “Orange is the New Orange” and NBC “Prison Apprentice” into a bidding war for rights to 25 seasons of reality TV at its best.

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You forgot the hyphen between the 2 and the 5. 😆

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Maybe he really meant 25 seasons, as in YEARS? That's what I thought, anyway

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Orange is the new orange...brilliant!

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Orange is the New Orange: Our Big Book of Impeachment https://a.co/d/3Grt631

🤓

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George, I was just thinking that Jack Smith needs a couple of aces up his sleeve and the Mueller report has, as your book points out, the roadmap to prosecute for "obstructing justice, intimidating witnesses, subornation of perjury, colluding with foreign actors, violating the Constitution..." We taxpayers already paid for the research, Jack Smith just needs to indict.

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He may believe he has more of a solid set of cases indicted now. I trust his judgment. I just don’t trust Aileen Cannon or the corrupted ‘Supremes’.

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that's thousands, not millions

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You are correct. My head is stuck in millions. My bad.

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Its 386 thousand not million, still it’s a chunk of money down the drain for him

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I thought it was 600k in UK? Costs to winning side.

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Lol

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I hope this is the beginning of karma

-he bragged about "grabbing them by the pussy" and E Jean Carroll gets a judgement in her favor

-he's stiffed so many contractors/working people and he can't get anyone to front him 1/2 a million dollars

The Bible says "you reap what you sow". Others call it Karma. Whatever it is, he's earned it.

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What he's "earned" is a lethal injection shoved right in his fucking eye.

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I'm thinking a bad hamberder would be nice.

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Karma IS a bitch. She has snakes for hair and feasts on the live flesh of miscreants.

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Karma's only a bitch if you are.

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I always say that Karma can be a bitch. She drives a big fucking truck and she knows where we all live. I bet she has Cheeto's name at the top of her list and she's fueling up her rig as I write this.

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Are you saying, "My karma's gonna run over your bank account?

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From one Donna to another, hell yes!!

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Can't someone put a big squirt of Visine in his Diet Coke ?

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I watched that 20 20 too!! I had no idea that Visine was so lethal… hmmmm 🤔

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I knew it from some vengeful restaurant workers I had known. I worked as a waitress & bartender for a while. Guy gets rude, grabby, doesn't tip, goes home with diarrhea. Be nice to your servers, is my advice.

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Wow, cool 😎

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It is true! I’m always nice to servers. My son worked at Starbucks and because he was tall, at the drive thru all day. I always think that could be my son, and appreciate them!

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Finally he gets something he actually earned!

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I’m a swipin!

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You are so right, Eva!

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I couldn't have said it better myself. Bravo, Eva! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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My hope is that US Intelligence will feed some incorrect info to tfg and then monitor international chatter to see which enemy bought the bogus info.

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THAT is exactly what needs to happen.

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great idea Krista!

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Dumbed down to the, oh, let’s say, fifth grade reading level?

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He doesn't need the security briefing. He's been president already.

Biden doesn't need to do a big announcement. Just don't brief the guy.

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Biden does need to announce it. I can't believe that briefing Trump is even under consideration. This is insane.

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How about Biden saying ‘trump has been credibly accused of mishandling classified documents. If found not guilty, of course we can begin providing him with the briefs.’

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That, of course, would make some sense. I just hope Biden has the wit to do so. Otherwise Trump will be selling secrets to the highest bidder. After all, he really needs to raise money.

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Ohhhh, perfect!!

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It’s insane that the crook hasn’t been locked up already

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I'm beginning to fear that he's going to get away with everything. It's increasingly obvious that the courts aren't going to save us - we need to save ourselves at the ballot box. VOTE!

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They should create special security briefing packs just for Trump that are loaded with intentional disinformation. Watch Russia choke on it.

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Oh, Sharon, that is such a great idea! Tell him something outrageous and see how fast it gets to Putin 👏🏼

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🎯 love that idea !

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I have been thinking about that, as well. It would be wonderful to slap those m’effers right back in their faces!

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Seriously. Make Putin's Useful Idiot useful to the U.S. for a change.

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All former presidents have received security briefings in the last few decades, but Biden did not continue this for Trump. I don't think he's going to go back on that decision. I think this story is a big false alarm.

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I agree. If he’s a security risk for having all those documents, he’s still a security risk now. But even more - he doesn’t read (can’t?), so how is he going to understand what they tell him at these briefings anyway? 🙄

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They’ll get Hababa or another one of his “ geniuses “ to explain them to him. He still won’t understand it anyway.

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Collateral payments

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I hope you’re right. I don’t trust Wray and wish Biden would replace him, like yesterday.

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Since the briefings are a “courtesy” extended to the presidential nominees, I can think of no one less worthy of courtesy than Trump. His rudeness is unbelievable.

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I thought Agent Orange iced Biden out from receiving anything in 2020.

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That is true. And didn’t even greet him at the door like all past presidents. Locked it and left. 🤬

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I’m so glad you said this. I remember when he stopped them during the Transition. He can say nothing and just continue to not allow him to get anything (that’s not in crayon)…

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