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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

every time I write about Donny's batshit ravings, there are those who accuse me of falling for Donny's 'distractions' from his real agenda. please mark my words: these are not "distractions." Donny isn't playing 10-dimensional chess, nor is he strategizing. he's fucking serious about all of this. he's as intent on going to war over Greenland is he is about dismantling democracy. none of this is a distraction, and all of it demands our attention

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HMorgan's avatar

People ignored Hitler in the early days of his rantings... we seem to have forgotten a LOT of the global history

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Douglas's avatar

True....The German media said that Hitler was just tryin' to rile up his base when H talked about wanting to deal with the Jews. How did that work out?

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Tragically, most never knew it--thanks to the success of the effort to create an uneducated, compliant citizenry. More money for football, lots less for the history department.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

" Films, football and beer, but most of all gambling, filled the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult. "

* George Orwell

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

"Entertaining ourselves to death.. Sociologist Neil Postman

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Betsy L's avatar

Before there was the Final Solution, there was a plan to send all the Jews and unwanted people to Madagascar. Without Madagascar's permission. I kid you not. Sounds like Dumpy's plan to send undocumented migrants to the Bahamas, I think it was.

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S Brown's avatar

ah yes. Bread and Circuses . Not too much bread tho

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Steve Bannon said they would flood the zone with Shit.

Mission Accomplished!

what the EU should do:

Europe doesn't need to ship a gigantic army to Greenland. Several thousand soldiers could be shipped in by commercial Air flights. We just need to form a symbolic guard around the American base in Greenland and in the capital city. In other words, act as a human shield for Greenland. American volunteers could join this human shield if the Greenlanders are willing to have us.

If Trump is willing to kill members of NATO armies, I think that just might make an impression on the world and even some of his supporters.

I definitely think the incoming Secretary of State and head of the White House Security Council will be against this.

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Lairbo's avatar

I've wondered if Donny's threats and rantings about Greenland are his attempt to get NATO to throw the US out of it, rather than have to quit.

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Jane's avatar

I think he wants Greenland because someone told him that when the ice cap melts it will open a new shipping route to the US. "Someone" like co-president Musk.

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Lairbo's avatar

Yes, he's looking to make bank on the near-term effects of Global Warming.

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Jane's avatar

While still lying about it being a "hoax" UGH

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Could be.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

no, putin has been wanting Greenland for a long time. It will be the new shipping lanes as the ice melts. He needs to get his oil delivered to wherever because of all the sanctions.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

There is no provision for NATO to throw out anyone. When you take on treaty obligations, you "can't" just disavow them unilaterally (of course you can, if you want to be the lawbreaker, but that would be on Trump).

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

I'll go join The Shield! Who better than those of us who benefitted most from the old way of doing things--anyone born before 2000--to stand in opposition to its destruction? We know what has been taken from us. Just let me know where and when to get on the Defenders of Democracy plane....

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Fully agree. But Greenland has to invite us.

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Richard's avatar

I'm going, wait for me!?

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EFS's avatar

In the event the worst comes to pass, do you think Trump and his minions will protect American citizens? Or American troops? I don't.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

They aren’t protecting American citizens. Well, not female citizens or children.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

What I'm wondering about is whether he will attack NATO troops and American citizens located in Greenland.

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Janis Mooradian's avatar

of course, he will. he wants people at rallies hurt.

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James Starr's avatar

I hope Trump gets an international bounty warrant because it will take more than U.S. Democrats to end the rule of a dictator- yes i said it. ban me LoL

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

So, hoping for assassination? Jeff has more than once encouraged us not to write anything that will get the Secret Service showing up at our doorstep.

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James Starr's avatar

it was just a figure of speech. relax.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

So guns are other figures of speech.

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Richard's avatar

This is ridiculous. How the hell is this not a concern to the good people of the USA? How is this not an issue to be mindful of? I'm just not getting it. It's getting dangerous now.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I'm not sure which of my comments you are responding to. I definitely think Trump's threats against Greenland, Canada, and Panama should be a concern to any sane American.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

they won't last long in the regime....

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

How many volunteers are here reading this article? I can’t imagine anyone would have designs on Moving to Greenland, the base could be fully occupied though Kathleen!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

It's it certainly would be nicer if the crisis came in July rather than January. ;-)

We can't occupy the American base—think it used to be called Thule— but we can certainly park our tents just outside the walls.

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Marty's avatar

Some never learned it.

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Susan MacNeil, PhD's avatar

The United States of Amnesia.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Every single person who ignored his ravings before the election should be force fed this nonsense daily.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

But they don't care. His base includes a lot of the burn-the-whole-thing-down crowd.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

His cabinet to be is FULL of them.

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David A Pitock's avatar

What scares me are the ones that believed he would help them. Talk about fools.

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Eva Porter's avatar

But there are a lot who would care if they listened. I personally know some folks like that

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Dave Drell's avatar

Yes… 15 minutes each day with a pair of headphones on listening to his drivel.

That’s what should be done to them.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Bingo Eva!!

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Mark Nelson's avatar

Exactly Eva! My phone is loaded with screenshots and ready to go toe to toe with any of them. I've already gotten a few blank stares back and stammering speech. But how will we educate people who don't give a crap about facts, history, ethics, and common knowledge we all learned when we were younger. They don't want to go to "school" again. Half of our country is knee deep in quicksand..and sinking fast.

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

I would bet a serious amount of money that Putin is planting all this craziness is Trumps otherwise empty cranium.

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

Putin doesn’t have to, he has Musk as his agent.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Putin via Elon, Thiel et al. Kim!!

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SeekingReason's avatar

Patrick I think you’ve got it!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

How difficult would it be? Seems every time somebody, anybody, whispers something in his ear, he believes it.

As my (ex) husband once said to me "Everything I say to you goes in one ear - and straight out of your mouth. . ."

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

He’s surrounded himself with a bunch of crazies, just look at his Sectetaries. It’s really difficult to separate them into different boxes of crazies.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Elon is one of the craziest of the bunch Cam, he’s named after a fictitious ruler of underworld people inhabiting Mars! The German author who arrived in this country via Operation Paperclip, a highly regarded rocket scientist penned the book Mars Project, it’s his passion!

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Abbi's avatar

I’ve been thinking the exact same thing. Putin knows it’d be difficult for NATO & the EU to fight wars on 3 fronts (Ukraine, Greenland, & Canada), so, as usual, what comes out of trump’s mouth through whomever as intermediary (don’t forget DNI Russia’s girlfriend) benefits putin. The Clintons are not my favorite people ever, though I voted for both of them and, more importantly, H. Clinton was absolutely right about everything.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

I wonder if the source of his fixation with faucets that deliver no water has to do with his occupancy of a 100+ year old golf motel. Ancient plumbing, never updated, may well deliver a shower spray that resembles a drip. Should somebody tell him, or let him keep suffering?

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CL Tee's avatar

NEVER stop ignoring, PLEASE, Jeff.

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Fred's avatar

Jeff - someone has to cal this out. Keep at it. His rantings are dangerous and we’ve learned that what he says is what he wants and he will have his Cabinet and the Republicans support him because they have no backbone. This is not the country or the world anyone wants.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

His crazy rantings are of an elderly man whose dementia is going forward in real time and can only get worse. People with dementia can initially have an awareness of their brains losing memories, losing words, losing abilities, losing control, increasing their vulnerability to social isolation...until they really do get lost in a mental fog and lash out at those around them. THIS MEAN, AWFUL DEMENTED CRIMINAL SHOULD NOT BE POTUS. The hateful, venal, dishonest people surrounding Trump are going to sanewash him as long as they can to maintain their own power, and/or to impose their insane beliefs on the rest of us. They will attempt in every way to fleece American taxpayers, to hurt, control, and rob all Americans. We must wrest control back from these assholes. NO sane American wants a repeat of WW II

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Nancy Potter's avatar

But he has surrounded himself with more competent functionaries who might not be exactly on-board with Trump's evil plans, but who have evil plans of their own they'd like to use him to cram down our throats.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fascism’s warm embrace isn’t anything, but the Uber-wealthiest desire for an oligarchy, where they control everything and everyone Fred!!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Agreed. His ability to spew the bat-shit crazy bull shit that forms in his sociopathic brain AND have evil intentions to strip people of all rights and become a dictator aren’t mutuality exclusive. Both parts of that sick fuck need to be discussed, and you’re a master at covering both.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

He's already done the President of the United States thing and now has to go bigger and be president of the US, Canada, Greenland and Panama.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

"10-dimensional chess?!?" Dude isn't playing one-dimensional 52 Pick-Up.

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BARRY GANDER's avatar

There are those who advise that we should pay no attention to Trump; we should ignore his rants. I think that is dangerous, because he is so uneducated and ill-informed that his decisions could cost lives if unattended. Remember how he wanted people to be injected with bleach to cure Covid? Afterwards he said it was a “joke”, but Trump has no sense of humor. He can inflict pain and hate, but he has no joyful presence. When he’s wrong, jump on him.

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Lisa59's avatar

To ignore it, is to normalize it.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

That's a very critical point, Lisa. Too bad the Dems aren't listening right now.

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SeekingReason's avatar

The Felon Seditionist has been normalized by the right wing press but also the Old School Democrats. A smooth transition is being offered to the very terrorist who incited a deadly seditionist attack!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Exactly Lisa!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

He thinks saying it was a joke, covers his obvious ignorance.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

True dat Kristy, love your ever changing avatar pics!!

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Karla's avatar

They weren’t distractions last time either, there were just guardrails for some of it. This time there are none, including those scotus fuckers.

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Ted's avatar

"First they came...

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Burke's avatar

The mass media journalists can't ignore that Donnie is child-like. Acts and thinks like a child. Not a grownup. Contrary to the GOP leaders, there's nothing "conservative" about his agenda. It's all silly, bratty, childish.

Other than the "bot and paid for" MAGA congress members, everyone in politics must observe that Donnie is an irrational little boy who is motivated by fantasy stories. Coddled by the Press and the DNC.

The Dems must push back daily: "No little Donnie, this isn't real. No Donnie, you don't get to steal other countries. Donnie, when you break the law you have to pay a penalty."

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Clearly, he doesn’t. Never has and never will.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

"The mass media journalists can't ignore that Donnie is child-like."

But they do, and have, since the 2015 campaign.

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SeekingReason's avatar

The media is owned by the right, they are doing their jobs for their master.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Truer words Burke!!

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Jennifer's avatar

His ravings being called a "distraction" is partly why we're in for a second (gag) term with this lunatic.

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Lisa59's avatar

I'm wondering if King Shitpants wants to hold Panama hostage by tapping into the 7 trillion untaxed money laundered dollars sitting in their banks.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Panama papers and the money laundering scheme, isn’t something most people have knowledge of Lisa, nice to mention it again!!

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Robin's avatar

I hear this, but he's not surrounding himself with the most competent people (does he even know that only congress can declare war?). I think this will go the way of "build the wall, and Mexico will pay for it" and he'll probably just sell a lot of "MGGG" merch before moving on to the next insane idea.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Absolutely! His whole shtick is coming up with ever more lunatic ideas to profit from. Just think--if he had actually been held accountable by our weak-ass judicial system and ever spent even one night locked up somewhere, wow--how much cheap crap could he sell off of that?? Dude missed a big one there.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

We’re all hopeful for the

“Big” one as Fred Sanford professed was coming…couldn’t happen soon enough dans mon livre Linda!!

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Congress is MAGA. They will declare war if he wants it. George Bush got his war. Why not Trump?

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Robin's avatar

I think there is a big difference--right after 9/11, there was bipartisan support for attacking Afghanistan and later Iraq. It didn't make sense to me, but congress was pretty much aligned. Now, congress is deeply divided, and only a handful are full-burn-it-down-MAGA. No Democrats will approve invading a NATO ally, and there are enough non-insane Republicans that this won't happen. It's just bluster.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I hope you’re right.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, only my congresswoman, Barbara Lee was the only one to vote against Afghanistan. Now we have her replacement, Lateefah...

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Susan B's avatar

I was thinking the same. The sham that GW put over about WMD which led us into the war in Iraq - he's trying to do the same thing except it will be immigration or the military stopping protestors...

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

With Bush those lies were riddled with hatred, and misinformation, worked then, would likely work even better with this coterie of connards Mary!!

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

He won't need a declaration of war. He'll just go ahead and do whatever he wants to do and Congress and the military will go along with it. Wonder who's reading Mein Kampf aloud to him every night?

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Betsy L's avatar

You're right about Congress, but as a 40-year military wife and a veteran, I'm reluctant to think that the military will go along with it. I really hope you're wrong there. However, Dumpy also wants to purge the military of any non-MAGAts, so maybe he'll get his war.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

If the upper echelons of the military refuse to obey Trump's illegal orders, he'll just get rid of them until he finds people who will kiss his ass and go along. We are in the Fourth Reich and there's virtually no one to stop it.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

I never thought Iʻd be thinking positively about a military coup in the USA. It may be our last line of defense against the insanity.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Me too. That's how desperate I'm feeling.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Gotta say that I agree with you, Wahine. If ever there was a time for the cavalry to come to the rescue....

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The lower echelons aren't going to go along either.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

You think?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He’s surrounded himself with yes men, others who have allegiance to Putin Robin, but your point is valid!!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

We are 12 days away from an apocalypse of stupidity. An even more demented, crazy conman is getting the nuclear codes back.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Giving a career criminal with a drug addled mind, coupled with Russian and N. Korean dictator pals nuclear codes is insanity, but here we are!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

We know. We know.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

at just under 1,900 words, this might be my longest post. I swear I didn't sit down with the intention of writing a manifesto this morning

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

And you barely scratched the surface. Out here in LA. It’s rough.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hoping for your safety, Neal. :(

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Not just the Palisades, but Altadena (just N of Pasadena) too. I did service work for over 35 years in hundreds homes in the burn areas, more than a few of which are no longer standing. Businesses too. Some, like Wylie's, have been around for nearly 70 years. It's beyond horrible.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ve lived in both Pasadena and Los Angeles. The one thing I don’t miss about Southern California is the Santa Ana winds.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

A mild Santa Ana wind is actually nice and makes for a pleasant winter day. A normal Santa Ana is only bad below the passes and canyons (where I live, unfortunately.) The fierce, widespread wind we have today is pretty rare, the last one this bad was in 2011.

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Kay-El's avatar

True, a mild one is pleasant but I remember the 2011.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

This event is worse. In fact, it's the worst I've *ever* seen (a nearby NWS station recorded an 83 mpg gust), and I've lived in my house since 1989. I've always lived in SoCal, but not always in the wind tunnel.

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Teri's avatar

These Santa Ana winds are crazy. Have they increased in mph speed bc of climate change? Pls be safe. 🙏❣️

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I don't think so. I lived through the Oakland Hills Fire in 1991 and a small Berkeley Hills Fire in 1970 or 1971. Up here the wind can be a problem (not like SoCal) but the real issue is the eucalyptus trees. They're all over the east bay hills, cities and the park district. I have no idea why they're waiting. If you've never seen one explode, you're so lucky. I wish everyone in the Wildland Urban Interface in SoCal good luck, and get out now. Otherwise, it will take you 20 minutes to pack your car.

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Anna Bolique's avatar

And now the hills just NE of San Fernando. I have family and friends evacuating or waiting to evacuate in each of those areas. It's terrifying.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Sylmar, way too close for comfort.

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Cynthia Turner's avatar

Wishing for safety for our friends in California. These brave people are truly the best in service for each other coming together to save community. What brave models for others.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I'm so sorry. We are scared for the many, many Americans affected by these fires. We hope for your safety, and for those many other people and animals, too.

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Deb Martina's avatar

So sorry 💔

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Rick Calegari's avatar

We're about 30 miles from the fires and watching the devastation as I write this. There's now another fire close to my wife's office in Sherman Oaks which has shut down completely even if you work remotely like she does. Thank goodness Biden is here and he'll take care of all the people impacted before his assholiness takes office. The devil winds are suppose to deminish later this afternoon which will be a big help to the brave firefighters who are on the front lines.

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Betsy L's avatar

Can you imagine what Dumpy will say about assistance to southern California when he takes office? "They didn't vote for me, so no aid." Shit. I'd forgotten about that.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

The CA governor thanked Biden effusively for the assistance and included a statement such as "we canʻt expect it" or "we canʻt take it for granted" so I think he knows whatʻs coming.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

"It's their fault for not raking the forest and turning on the giant faucet. And batteries and Hannibal Lecter."

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Since it was a done deal before that demented heartless dick takes office, he can't do a damn thing but bitch and lie about this disaster.

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PTW's avatar

I'm sorry to have to report....The vindictive piece of shit has already been non-stop posting today, denigrating Newsom and blaming Biden for leaving him "this mess."

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/wildfires-crisis-continues-trump-targets-californias-governor-rcna186884

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Rick Calegari's avatar

I just read his crap on Bluesky and it's pretty much what you'd expect from this clueless imbecile. This is the same dipshit who suggested using aerial water drops on Notre Dame Cathedral when it was on fire. Like most disasters, he has zero knowledge about urban wildfires when combined with the Santa Ana winds.

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PTW's avatar

It is stomach-turning to think he will be in charge of all disaster responses now. Stay safe please, Rick.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Please pack up your car and drive another 30 miles away. 3,000 houses burned in Oakland, people died trying to get out when the fire swept over them. When we had the tsunami alarm, it took us 20 minutes to pack up all our records (and because of earthquakes, I keep them right by the front door) and the three cats and their food. People drove without getting stuck, so that was good. I think you should go somewhere out of the WUI now.

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SuNew's avatar

Stay safe.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Be careful please.

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Karen Hall's avatar

Please be safe!

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Oh man, my daughter lives in LA off of Hollywood Boulevard. Has the fire started moving that close now?

She’s in Paris now. I’m happy about that but if it destroys all her personal property it will damage her career.

I know im way off topic but if anyone knows how close this is please let me know.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Thank you Steve. It looks like it’s pretty damn close though.

She edits different things including the fire so she gets updated. I hope 🤞🏼

Again thank you so much for the info.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

I have a picture her friend sent her. This is the front of her building but I can’t seem to get it posted!

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Teri's avatar

PC, do you follow CalFire (insert your county's name) on SM? They are a good source of up to date news. A Santa Ana + wildfire is probably being covered non-stop on local TV stations. Best of luck. 🙏

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

If you can communicate with her, find out what she needs, if you have a key, or can get one, go and get what's important and leave the area. Ten miles is not that far, Teri can tell you, she is in Paradise. In 1991 the fire jumped eight lanes of freeway when it switched directions. The wind just blows it.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

I can’t post it here it’s on my Substack on Constitutionalert.

She’s in Paris right now, trying to get her friends in LA in her building.

Thank you so much

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Karen Hall's avatar

😢

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Teri's avatar

Neal & all in SoCal fire & high wind areas, pls stay safe. You are in our thoughts. ❣️🙏

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Be safe Neal…

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

It was frightening to watch it with media surrounded by flames. Stay safe.

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Mary Ballard's avatar

try to stay safe

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Charles Austin's avatar

Be safe. If they tell you to go, GO!!!

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Maui Wahine's avatar

It looks horrifying.

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Deb Martina's avatar

I'm so sorry Neal. Hopefully the winds will stop and the Calfire teams can get them under control.

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Lauralite's avatar

Jeff, we love every word.

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Lauralite's avatar

Even my 92 year old, former Republicans parents enjoy your work. Many thanks

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Eisenhower Republicans, they're a different breed

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Lauralite's avatar

True. The parents are old school Republicans. Socially, very liberal. The "mind your own business " outlook. Fiscally, very conservative. I can live with that.

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Mary Hall's avatar

If you want to see how far the Rs have fallen, take a look at their 1956 platform -- it reads like Bernie Sanders' wish list.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Isn't that the truth?

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

So much material, so little time! We never get tired of reading you, Jeff!

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SuNew's avatar

Well, that’s what happens when you try to cover Conspiracy-Whack-a-Mole.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Thank you for watching him so we don’t have to.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Worth every word. Caterwaul Sporkfoot !!!!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Too late. Now we’re going to demand a manifesto from you every day.

Seriously, I hate coming to the end of one of your posts because I always want more.

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Mary Hall's avatar

That's where the commentors take over.

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Teri's avatar

If you write it, we will eagerly read every word.

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geralyn slipski's avatar

You always make such great points, thank you!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Manifesto’s are in vogue these days Jeff!!

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Mary Ballard's avatar

But, what you say needs to be said, repeatedly.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

The longer , the better Jeff.

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

I'm bummed that it ended, you write it, I'm reading it...the longer the better, but I'm selfish...this shit is helping to keep me sane as all of the insanity unfolds, and this vile ignorant fuckstick isn't even the fucking president yet!!!...god help us, god and jesus and baby jesus help us!!

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Lucy Guerlac's avatar

But we needed it!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

As usual Michael de Adder has hit it hit the nail on the head.

https://deadder.substack.com/p/despot-dreams

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Dump is so mentally ill...who will stand up and do something-anything-to control this? We're the laughing stock of the world, FFS. And Three Toes? SERIOUSLY. Is she angling for a job in the new admin? Crazy bitch. This is all so unnecessary and exhausting. 😭

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Gina's avatar

"unnecessary" - which is particularly enraging

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Right...I think about the MASSIVE amounts of money that are being pissed away on such nonsense when so many people are hurting, struggling, starving. There is no sense of decency or humanity anymore. The Republican party ... a bunch of goons.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Thugs

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Mary Hall's avatar

Exactly why I frequently refer to them as the "Rethuglicans."

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Teri's avatar

Waiting for his health care plan. It's high on even maga's priorities. How long for "concept" to finalized plan? When does he call in major grocery conglomerates to discuss wildly inflated profits & exec pay + bonuses? Then tell them, lower your prices, or my magic sharpie will move price gouging bonuses, pay etc. and move into fund with strict 3rd party oversight for helping pay for child care costs? (Still mulling over "does concept work on everything?")

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Susan Niemann's avatar

He's got nothing. We know it. But his cult hasn't figured it out yet. 🙄

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

They will soon.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No, I don't think they ever will.

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Lisa59's avatar

He wants to sell Minnesota to Canada. I'm all for it. I sound like a Canadian already. 🤣 Literally. Instead of saying about. I'll have to make sound like "a boat." I'm looking forward to universal healthcare. ☺️ Bring it fatboy.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I have a pal in Wisconsin who has a pretty thick accent...it's funny! (I'll say, I like your BOOOOOOTS, Pam!)And when I came to Philly people thought I had an accent. 😂

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Lisa59's avatar

And to add to that. There's a scene in the movie that takes place in a furniture store in Chaska, Minnesota. I bought a couch from that store. Fucking aye! 🤣🤣

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Lisa59's avatar

Hahaha. Hell, when I moved from Illinois to Wisconsin when I was a kid they thought I had a southern accent. Now I sound like I was in Fargo. 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

You betcha!😂😂

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I get busted occasionally for my Minnesota/ Scandinavian accent less than I used to, but when I'm talking with my sister . . .

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Lisa59's avatar

My sister liked to put me on speaker so all her friends at work could hear me. Than she would ask me to pour it on. I did. Got a good laugh out of it.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

When we moved from Minnesota to Arizona ( the second 6th grade class I was in ) the kids teased me for my

" English accent ". 😊

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Lisa59's avatar

That's funny.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Trump has always been nothing but a useful idiot, when he crosses the red line drawn by TPTB, he’ll be toast!!

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Lisa59's avatar

He's a tool all right. However, a very useful one for all the right wing neoliberal oligarchs. I just canceled my Instagram account. I'll miss friends and family funny stuff. Oh, well, the price of principles.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Hopefully burnt !

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Every day brings new examples of his idiocy, ignorance, self aggrandizing delusions, and incompetence. The saving grace for MAGAts is they probably aren't paying attention so their bubble is safe. The rest of the world and those Americans who are not impaired cognitively can only cringe and clench. Sphincter exercise every fucking day. It's gonna be a long four years.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

If Smiths report and the years of criminal investigations into Trump’s criminal conduct would be released it would help! Fuck Cannon!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Cannon is THE WORST!!!!

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Dave Drell's avatar

She is such a hack!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yeah, but look on the bright side.

Think how strong your sphincter is gonna be in four years time. You'll be able to crack walnuts with it - and will never need a bottle opener again. . .

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Irascible Ink's avatar

🤣🤣

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HI2thDoc's avatar

No matter how strong it gets, I'm not opening any bottles with my butt, thank you very much.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Oh, come ON! Be a little adventurous! Shake the bottle hard first - and experience a cooling shower of beer round your proclivities. . .

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Kinky

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Dokuro no Hatako's avatar

“Cringe & Clench” 🤪

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!!

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JKG's avatar

Jeff, why can't you attend one of these press conferences and ask some questions ? it would be great to have you respond to him in real time.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh, God..... would LOVE to see that!? 😂😂 Of course, my money is on Jeff.

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Charles Austin's avatar

That would be priceless.😂😂

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

No, I prefer him to be in the background, not right in the immediate target area, thank you. This is not entertainment, this is information to help us be aware and digest the insanity.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Agreed. I would like Jeff not to be doxxed or swatted, thank you very much

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Douglas's avatar

When D assumes office they'd never let Jeff in the room. Things are gonna look different after 1/20. The conspiracists & fanatical will get the first 4 rows.

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Dave Drell's avatar

We could shave him , give him thick black glasses, cut his hair and say he is McFarley Snuffles from the Peoria Journal Star. Nobody would know. Sneak him in there and let him nail the MF to the cross!!!

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Teri's avatar

In our dreams. Our Jeff must think of his & family's safety. Good thing Turd's enemies list is extremely long, and admin is already insanity on steroids.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Roid rage ?

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Gini Kramer's avatar

I have a question. If Canada becomes part of the US, can we have their universal healthcare system?

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Gina's avatar

forget it - if US takes us over, that will be the first thing to go (second will be our gun restrictions...we'd really rather keep that "artificial" border)

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Truly, I’s prefer Canada takes over the US

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Susan Niemann's avatar

PLEEEASE!!!! :)

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Teri's avatar

Can WA, OR, CA, NY, MI place ourselves in "available for Canadian adoption"? How do blue dots in red states apply?

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Dokuro no Hatako's avatar

And poutine!!!

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Mary Hall's avatar

And legal weed!

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Rhesus's avatar

We have that in WA anyway. We're considered Baja B.C.

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PJ Adk's avatar

Saw this on Bluesky this am:

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Tess's avatar

She is good! I wish our journalists would be like this!

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Nightmaher's avatar

Now that’s what Trump is afraid of..A Woman who’s not afraid to tell it like it is!

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Nightmaher's avatar

Thanks for the link PJ Adk!

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Teri's avatar

Powerful Canadian Pol Ms. May Burns Turd 💥💥💥

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Susan Niemann's avatar

She's amazing! THANKS for the find!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

BRILLIANT!!! She is so on the ball. Let's do it! The West Coast is so Canada, although I probably only speak for the Bay Area!

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Teri's avatar

Longtimebirdwatcher, Cascadia!!!! Next 🇨🇦 Province.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Love Occupy Democrats !

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Kate's avatar

It beggars belief that not only were 71 million+ Americans willing to vote for this vile, evil creature, but that they would chose a person so monstrously stupid. He understands absolutely NOTHING about how ANYTHING works. I highly doubt his idols (Putin, Orban, etc.) are anywhere as IQ challenged as Mango Mussolini. I saw a meme that said for the first time in history we will have a president whose age is higher than his IQ. It's insane.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Agree. World opinion of the U.S. has shifted from concern and pity to well-deserved contempt and disgust. Our global standing as a leader is vanishing by the day and will have to be rebuilt from dust.

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Kate's avatar

I’m an American living abroad. It’s mortifying when people meet me for the first time and ask me where I’m from.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Great zinger! "Age higher than IQ"!!!! SO TRUE 👍

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's just a joke. I ballpark it around 75. Maybe if he read more.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Greenland and the Panama Canal aren’t prizes you get for getting the ping pong ball into the bowl. You get a goldfish.

2. Thanks to Agent Orange my faucets now work. I simply turn them on.

3. Heartfelt condolences to Los Angeles, Altadena and all the other cities in the path of fire.

4. Maybe Orange Fuckwit can Sharpie the Santa Ana winds out of existence.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

He’d prefer that California and all its granola-head communist libtards burn to the ground.

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Teri's avatar

MZ, good thing CA is the 5th largest economy in the world. A mighty exporter of billions of $ of food, other goods, lowering the trade deficit (like turd knows what that means). Helps feed the nation, POURS billions of tax revenue into DC.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Teri, Teri. California is now the fourth largest economy in the world. And the nine (9) Bay Area counties are the 17th largest economy in the world. Don't forget our ports.

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Teri's avatar

Longtime, SF Bay AREA 17th largest? 😮 #Cascadia

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes! Hard to believe, isn't it? And four of the world's 10 richest people live here...

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Kay-El's avatar

He’s just pissed off that California won’t take his advice to rake their forests. 🙄

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

He wants ALL of Californias money.

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Teri's avatar

Get turd, 1,000 federal parks employees, 1,000 rakes. Full PPV media coverage. Take to the edge of a 5,000 foot canyon, straight up & down. Turd gives all instructions to rakers live in air as they "rake". Crevice. Abyss. Think Grand Canyon on a smaller scale.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Right on, Kay-El ! I was just going to suggest that we send him, President Muskrat and the cabinet clowns brooms !

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

They're HIS forests. They're national forests. He's just lazy.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Not likely with that demented fuckwad. He hates us here in CA.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yes, he does, but he loves that Sharpie even more.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Yes he does but that Sharpie only belongs in one special spot and very deservingly so.

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Kay-El's avatar

💯

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Outta words. The least serious brain in the most serious times. Haven’t heard opinions voiced by Gabbard yet on any of this. Can’t wait.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If the GQPers in the Senate confirm her, they ought to be charged with treason.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

The ones that helped plan the insurrection at the “war room” should have already been charged with treason. No consequences for them, though

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes and that includes the Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. (I can never remember his last name. Is that it?)

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Mary Hall's avatar

Johnson.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Thanks Mary!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Microphone Penis

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Donna's avatar

This is why he wants to take the US out of NATO. He wants to be like the Dictator Putin and invade other countries. He is a very sick demented person. Sadly, we have a Democratic Party that refuses to cross the line of decorum and stand up shouting how absurd, illegal and wrong this batshit moron is. I’ve always been a proud democrat, but if they allow him to get away with this shit without screaming to the media, I think I may change to Independent. I’m watching my country fall deeper and deeper into Fascism. History is repeating itself 100 years later.

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Tess's avatar

The democratic party AND media……

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Ed Colman's avatar

I will be registering as an Independent. Since the Al Franken debacle, the Dems have capitulated over and over again

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I think it's a good idea, but in California they're pretty strict about voting as an Independent, at least during the primary (I think) because they don't want Independents ruining the party votes. I'll have to research it before I change. In the general election, you can vote for any party.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I thought California changed to a "jungle primary" where all candidates regardless of party are on the same primary ballot and top two advance to the general.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Boy, that's a good question. The last elections I worked as a poll worker (I was the supervisor) were in 2018. Maybe it's changed. But I think (!) I distinctly remember in the primary in 2018 people who wanted to vote in the Democratic primary who were registered as Independents would have to re-register right there in order to vote in the Democratic primary. A lot of fun! In the general election, there was just one ballot with the top two candidates for each office. 2018 was not a presidential year, and I don't remember 2016 at all. I know in 2024 Adam Schiff ran against Steve Garvey and not Katie Porter, which tells me there was no top 2 last year.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Steve Garvey took the #2 slot. From Ballotpedia:

The following candidates ran in the primary for U.S. Senate California on March 5, 2024.

Candidate % Votes

Adam Schiff (D) 31.6 2,304,829

Steve Garvey (R) 31.5 2,301,351

Katie Porter (D) 15.3 1,118,429

Barbara Lee (D) 9.8 717,129

Eric Early (R) 3.3 242,055

James P. Bradley (R) 1.4 98,778

Christina Pascucci (D) 0.8 61,998

Sharleta Bassett (R) 0.8 54,884

Sarah Sun Liew (R) 0.5 38,718

Laura Garza (No party preference) 0.5 34,529

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I get that. But Schiff spent all his time attacking Katie Porter who was more like Bernie than he'll ever be, because he didn't think he could beat her in a top two contest. I, of course, voted for Barbara Lee

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Independents are just Republican Lite.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Say buh-bye when it gets to: He with the most nukes wins. Trump will think he has it in his favor....and has no clue that nobody wins a nuclear war. Not even if they're in space at the time.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Ah, Trump, a man of peace compared to Warmonger Joe. What happened to all the keyboard-tapping fuxsticks that used that line?

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

Peace in all things comes with surrender (to Putin), so sayeth our lord and savior Donald of Motel Lago. But we must fight Denmark!!!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

I suggest we start calling them "Nevilles" and watch the smoke cme out of their ears as they try to figure out why.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

If they Google it, they might be able to figure it out. They'll have to sort all the Nevilles, though. A major brain-strain!

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Barb L's avatar

WAG THE DOG people. He's blathering bullshit to distract us from the real evil going on...concentration camps for the designated "other "

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Donna's avatar

He doesn’t like the fact that President Carter died and he is getting all the attention right now. This is his time, damn it!!!! Such a baby, whiny little bitch.

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Ilene Fischer's avatar

You can’t make this shit up. I am not sure if you saw the movie King of Hearts it was made 50-60 years ago about a mental hospital in Europe during the war and someone let’s all the patients out and they take over the town and are the new leaders. So much of what is going on now. Please watch it it is apropos.

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Pamela's avatar

Although the escapees in King of Hearts were all caring, compassionate people and they did a world of good in that town, unlike these fucking a'holes.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Ilene since orange face first became president I often think of the movie King of Hearts!! I remember it so well and it is becoming all too familiar. The patients in the movie were not nearly as dangerous as King MAGA and the maggots!

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Ilene Fischer's avatar

so true here is the link to the movie its on You Tube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPYk_VT8rT0

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Thank you Ilene! I want to watch it again!

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

They would have to be from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Thank you! I had forgotten the name of the movie. Now I can watch it again.

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Ilene Fischer's avatar

Yes I have to say the people in the asylum that run the town see much kinder than the orange asshole and his circus

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Robin's avatar

I saw a cartoon this morning calling it the "Gulf of How Does This Lower Grocery Prices"

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Anne Randall's avatar

I admit I was high when I watched this presser and I laughed through most of it. Absolutely insane. I plan on being a little high for the next four years.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Only 'a little'??

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David Olson's avatar

It doesn’t matter if Trump is serious, distracting, or just bat shit crazy in his ramblings. What matters is the future President of the United States speaks for all of us in this crazy rant. Annexation of Greenland is not unhinged per se, hell Truman in fact did offer $100M post WWII. But Trump is feckless as he is rude. As Jeff so nicely points out, Trump allows invading a fellow NATO ally may be acceptable. OMG. There is no walking this back. Canada. Panama. One leg on the stool of national power is diplomacy. And Trump just flushed it away. Good luck Marco, you lack the moral courage necessary to stand up to this ‘Lebensraum.’ To the GOP, you own this disaster and our international shame.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

I wonder how many countries are checking their nuclear arsenals....

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David Olson's avatar

Certainly possible 😁. More likely as Angela Merkle opined in the last Trump term, Europe must envision a future without the USA. I think that may be the world view. Like Britain’s ill thought Brexit, the cost for us may be great. Enter Elon Musk and the oligarchs.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Truman never said anything whatsoever about buying Greenland.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I stand corrected then. I am technically correct that Truman never said any such thing, but I assume his Sec of State would not float such an idea without his OK.

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