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David K.'s avatar

Just ordered 1,000 "Where're my $1.75 eggs?" stickers.

To go along with the 1,000 "Where's my $1.25 gas?" ones that arrived last week!

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Sarah's avatar

The thing about stupid people is that they don’t know what they don’t know. They happily keep their fingers in their ears whenever facts are presented while yelling “lalalalala”. It’s going to be depressing to watch the out and out damage being done by morons and con artists to this country, waiting to see if any of the rubes notice it. I’m doubtful we’ll ever get to see them regret their ignorance….too stupid to learn anything, too stupid to acknowledge their wrongs, too stupid to stop hurting themselves and others.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Watching TV 24-7 has had that effect on half the denizens in this country Sarah! The Uber wealthy plan to create a more ignorant society has worked to perfection!!

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Marycat2021's avatar

It's not TV. It's social media.

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Sarah's avatar

I believe it’s a long list of things that have contributed: all types of right wing media that has directly lied and distorted facts, people being deliberately manipulated and jacked up with fear tactics, lack of civic-government-history education, lack of understanding of the impact of linguistics-repetition-simple brainwashing techniques, inability and lack of information about how to stand up for democracy, etc.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

In other words: A big beautiful Psyop, the military has been using them for decades… disinformation, fear, and man’s behavioral problems to clear thought and problem solve turned against us!

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Monnina's avatar

The fun fact regarding the brain is that the protective myelin sheath that surrounds brain tissue when young and allows the easily manipulated compartmentalisation of a ‘fight or flight’ response to be compulsive, begins to break down around age 50. Live long enough and social mediated dopamine stops working.

The Elders will save the world !

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It's also Fox (so-called) News, and (so-called) Reality TV between that, and soap operas, you can see their intellect dropping as they watch it.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Beautifully executed Psyops Ethereal!!

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Marycat2021's avatar

The most significant thing is actually the fact that most Americans don't follow politics at all. They vote based on the bullshit they pick up literally days before the elections.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The plan began with TV, and radio years ago! It was certainly carried forward via the internet and social media. Thanks in large part to Clinton signing the revised Telecommunications Act Marycat!!

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James Starr's avatar

It's not a Rock, it's a boulder.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

No shit. I remember when TV wasn't even on all day unless you count the test pattern.

My late husband repaired electronics in the 70s. He would go to homes to fix TVs. People would stay seated, watching their dead set until it got fixed. Never took their eyes off of it. This happened often.

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Monnina's avatar

We urgently need honest open sourced research on how this kind of behaviour, ie patterns of reinforced behavioural intellectual passivity, may have had a deleterious affect upon our brains and our societies.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

There is a lot of research regarding TV and affect on children. Most of it is corollary, but may be causative. Some research is available regarding adults and violence on TV.

I remember one study that stated cause and effect as being the same as smoking and lung cancer. It's been a while since I looked at it. I bet there is a lot by now that is easily available.

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David K.'s avatar

There's a brilliant book called "Amusing Ourselves to Death" about this by Neil Posterman, and it was written 30-40 years ago, but it is well worth looking up and reading...

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Monnina's avatar

🙏

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P123Sunny's avatar

Ew

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Norie's avatar

MORE ignorant??

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LesG's avatar

That's exactly what I was going to comment. Not as well-composed as what you've managed, but there you have it. Have they yet registered what the considered VA cuts are? Hah! Forget medicaid/medicare/social security threats. If totally ignorant of that, then threats to FDIC bank deposit insurance is like Chinese mountain dialect that hasn't come near to breaking through yet. And it's not just the average duh-level Maga, we're even talkin' about the Republican voters who really should know more than the morons, for example the counterparts to Democrats who just don't dig "politics" all that much. Democrats who don't really give that much of a shit, either to make some effort to be informed--whether or not they even bother to vote--let alone be active citizens.

Forget the misinformation that tells them, the Magas, they're unhappy with grocery prices.

What is talk radio telling them now about the nominations for key cabinet and other Government positions? It's a total, unequivocal shitshow from Musk down to Guilfoyle. A dangerous catastrophic shitshow.

Who's to tell them they're unhappy? They're as deranged as their hero President.

How can we avoid the conclusion that overall, we just don't deserve Democracy? Well, it's on the kids now. No matter what I plan to do in re rescussitating grammar school Social Studies and high school Civics, this is gonna take at least a generation to rectify. I'll be long gone before this mess--the gazillionaire kakistocracy--is dealt with, and by that time Hello Polio, Hi Climate Change, bye bye Miami. Ain't life grand? Let's make the most of what time we've got left.

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Monnina's avatar

Truth. It is always worth fighting against the corruption in any way one can until our last breath. You never know who is watching and it may be that last silent witness that become a game changer after we are all long gone 🐈‍⬛

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well said LesG! The only thought that comes to mind.is, getting the hell out of the country, for an endless stretch of time, or until the flat circle that is time rolls back to normality!

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Mombeka's avatar

Dietrich Bonhoeffer said it all. 😪

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Linda Weide's avatar

And, too stupid to know the difference between before and after.

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drosophilist's avatar

Order some "where's my kid's polio vaccine?" stickers while you're at it, if Bobby Brainworms has his way, you'll need them!

God, we live in the stupidest and most depressing timeline.

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Dave Drell's avatar

What M O R O N would want to remove a vaccine that saved millions of lives??

TELL ME AGAIN HOW THIS 2bit moronic

fuckface is even allowed near the WH., let alone he should be locked away in a mental facility with his worms.

Cheryl Hines - please push this KENNEDY out a 5th floor window just the the Ruskies do!!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

You think she is smarter than him? She married him.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And take herself with him, she doesn't refute his nonsense.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Just for fun, some attorney is trying to get the requirement for polio vaccines tossed out. I know it's in the NYT and WaPo today and probably others. The Guardian, my newspaper, won't let me read until I pay more than I do, but it's probably there also.

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skangirl's avatar

I'm going to skip the stickers but plan to find a US source for "I TOLD YOU SO" t-shirts.

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SPW's avatar

I’m waiting for the YOU ELECTED THIS SHIT! shirt.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Don’t blame me, I voted for HER

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shee-rah's avatar

They’ll be singing a different tune when their kids contract measles, mumps, chickenpox, rubella, whooping cough or polio. Trump is old enough to remember what life was like before vaccines for these diseases were introduced.

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P123Sunny's avatar

He has zero medical background. None

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P123Sunny's avatar

correct me if I’m wrong

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Marycat2021's avatar

Bird flu decimated the egg industry which drove up the price of eggs, which, where I live, never came down.

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skangirl's avatar

Also, largely due to transportation costs, the price of chicken feed is, well, no longer "chicken feed." I know people who had to destroy their entire chicken population because of bird flu. It takes time to get new chicks and more time for them to reach laying age. (And they keep eating even when they aren't producing.)

A lot of that work is likely done by undocumented labor, so labor costs will contribute to further increases. But, sure, only trump can fix it. I'm so sick of stupid people who are scrambling to become even more stupid.

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

You have the same reason for the increase in egg prices. But what drives me to the edge is when people like Peggy Noonan on “ The Beat” lectured Ari Melber on how

“w-o-r-d-y” Democrats are. Oh, they lose people. I am so sick of the trashing of logic, reason, and facts. We are about to get a fire hose of gaslighting and lies.

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David K.'s avatar

Ah geez, we all know why eggs are expensive. The Magtards don't, and think trump will magically bring prices down. Thus, "Where're my $1.50 eggs?"

These idiots don't need reason or graduate-school level econ lessons.

Trump said he'd make groceries cheaper, so let's remind them that their eggs are still expensive...

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Marycat2021's avatar

Well, now that Trump is beginning to admit that he lied about the price of "groceries" being "simple" to reduce (and the idiots who voted for him not admitting to themselves that if that were true, every president in US history would've done it), the press reported it but is walking on eggshells. Trump successfully sued ABC News and George Stephanopolos for saying he raped E. Jean Carroll. This shows the media that they have to be very careful of what they say. I remember a lot of media people using the word "rape" in that case.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

never liked that snotty bitch. ugh

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Eva Porter's avatar

Maybe all those disaffected white boys will work in the chicken coops. American jobs, right

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skangirl's avatar

I worked in a cage-free chicken barn for several months last year. It's smelly work, very hard on the lungs, too. (If we think Don Jr. is sniffing a lot now, just wait until he spends a month on a chicken farm!)

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David K.'s avatar

Ah geez, we all know why eggs are expensive. The Magtards don't, and think trump will magically bring prices down. Thus, "Where're my $1.50 eggs?"

These idiots don't need reason or graduate-school level econ lessons.

Trump said he'd make groceries cheaper, so let's remind them that their eggs are still expensive...

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Larry Bushard's avatar

And dump has a concept of a plan to wipe out the bird flu virus. 🤮

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skangirl's avatar

He'll just "think it away", like magic.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Yeah, so to hell with regulations. 😨

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Marycat2021's avatar

Or say there is no epidemic, just as there was no covid epidemic.

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David K.'s avatar

Ah geez, we all know why eggs are expensive. The Magtards don't, and think trump will magically bring prices down. Thus, "Where're my $1.50 eggs?"

These idiots don't need reason or graduate-school level econ lessons.

Trump said he'd make groceries cheaper, so let's remind them that their eggs are still expensive...

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Agree, David. My impulse is strong to throw all the hollow promises and lies right back in their faces.

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David K.'s avatar

I will be slapping these gas and egg stickers onto gas pumps and eggs shelves in the grocery store nonstop for the next 4 years. Repeat it over and over and over again. Remind them incessantly that they were lied to and are stupid marks...

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SeekingReason's avatar

David K. ‼️ BRILLIANT! 😂

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David K.'s avatar

Gotta do what we gotta do!

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James Starr's avatar

hahaha great... I hope you discreetly slap them on every pickup truck you see at a walmart or Home Depot

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James Starr's avatar

and Hobby Lobby LOL

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David K.'s avatar

I have some specially made ace of spades/Dark Brandon playing cards I slip under the windshield wipers of those...

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SeekingReason's avatar

😂👍🏼

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skangirl's avatar

Entire flocks of chickens are being destroyed to prevent the spread of bird flu. It takes awhile for baby chickens to start producing eggs (if they can acquire the chicks). And now a variant has jumped species and it's affecting dairy cows. (They're coming for your cheap milk, too.) You might want to stock up on "shelf stable milk" which can go months without refrigeration; even after opening, it lasts longer in the fridge than the regular milk. Too bad the budget won't cover pandemic response teams.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

Wait a minute! Jeff, are you saying that inflation won't disappear on Jan. 20? Well fuck-a-duck, he promised.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Excellent use of "fuck a duck."

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Well, fuck-a-duck, someone else uses that expression. Welcome to the 2 person club, Marc. Any one else want to join in?

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Of course fuck a duck 🦆. Oldie, but still resonates .

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SPW's avatar

I have used that expression for decades. I’m 78 so I’m not kidding when I say decades either.

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Amalga's avatar

Me too. 1950 baby!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

It must have been picked up in our youth, I’m not far behind you in age. Hopefully you would have been out of diapers, unlike the orange moron. 😆

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Here

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

🧨🧨🧨🧨Don't give up in advance. I read some fascinating information about how the federal bureaucracy—the hated and feared Deep State—can help stop Trump's henchmen from getting anywhere fast. Give yourself reasons to hope!

https://kathleenweber.substack.com/p/resistance-is-silent

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Monnina's avatar

Thanks for the link. Brilliant article and advice for all civil servants. Play them at their own game. Mimic Aileen Cannon and legally delay:delay:delay. Both Thiel and Musk with their slavish worship of all things Roman Empire building will surely appreciate this form of guerilla warfare with its historical origins in the delaying tactics of Fabius ‘Cunctator’ Maximus (289-203 BC). Who by delaying saved The Republic 🐈‍⬛

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drosophilist's avatar

[ShockedPikachuFace.gif]

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Of course, it won't disappear— not when the Orange Monster has been saddled with the Sucky Biden economy.

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skangirl's avatar

"the Sucky Biden economy"? You forgot to use the sarcasm font. (It's indicated as /s at the end of the sarcastic comment.)

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I really assumed Jeff's readership would catch the whiff of sarcasm.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Indeed, all the ducks got fucked.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Hey, some of my friends are ducks!

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

And yes, while MAGA is taken for a ride, we are all on the MAGA train headed for the station without brakes. And not just us, anywhere in the world (except Ukraine, Syria and South Korea -because people have the courage to depose tyrants, not vote them into office).

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Jodi Richard's avatar

This train ride is going to fucking suck, especially because we have to listen to the orange shit head conductor speak over the next four years. That voice is worse than nails on a chalkboard. Ugh.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That hideous voice is worse than a saw on a rock. Four more years of his daily bullshit and blatant incompetence is going to be very difficult to endure. How so many voters once again fell for a reckless criminal with the brains of a dildo is even more baffling and hard to comprehend.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

“The brains of a dildo”: FTW

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Wrong, at least a dildo can bring some joy. The only thing he brings is the “oh god” over and over and over again.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Like a dildo does, over and over.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

AMEN SISTA!😃😆

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Let Jeff listen for you! His transcriptions of the highlights are invaluable, as I fortunately don't have a family member that watches any cable news programs, which can't resist showing clips of trump talking every 5 minutes.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

If we’re “lucky” we get 47. Because if we get Vance, it’s going to be a Cosmic Shitstorm.

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Mps's avatar

The same was said about Pence. There is no advantage to having tfg.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

I thought Pence was supposed to be the “adult” in the room. Vance is a power slut who will do whatever his ma$ters tell him to do and will have no moral or mental reservations about it. 47 is an attention slut and erratic and working on a fine case of dementia (apparently), which will make him somewhat less effective. Erratic plus ineffective is going to put the real movers in a chronic state of diarrhea.

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Patricia Williamson's avatar

Where is Vance?????

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Sooz Hall's avatar

In my darkest moments I think he’s being groomed for his REAL next job. Per Bloomberg (which I just read) while the muskrat is getting lots of photo ops, Vance is waiting in the chamber. For 2028 or for…

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Robert R's avatar

Pray for a derailment !

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

If I see that orange face and have warning that he will be speaking I change the channel! I will not look at his discolored face or listen to his whiney wimp voice again ever!! I tried going back to my local news but he is everywhere!!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I just mute the audio, and this keep his anus mouth going so I can laugh at him. It sure reduces the stress.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I only watch Lawrence O’Donnell on MSNBC. That’s it. I read our local newspaper 4 days a week and get the SF Chronicle on Sundays. I read Substack and look at bluesky if I want to be informed. I refuse to listen to a rapist, a misogynist, a thief, a grifter, a liar, a narcissist.

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Gerry Queenan's avatar

I am not listening to that voice. Not watching him either. Cartoons are more inspirational

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Nancy Potter's avatar

I compare it to being stuck in a car with a drunk driver.

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skangirl's avatar

Our children and grandchildren are stuck in the drunk driver's car, too.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ever so much this^^^ that nasal, sing-song, low-intellect whine, that makes no coherent sense, is nausea-inducing.

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Amalga's avatar

I just use the mute button myself. Can’t stand his voice the whiney pussy assed bitch.

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shee-rah's avatar

Mute button.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thanks for sharing George, it will be interesting to see, how the unctuous derps that bought this malodorous codpiece’s con, when they start to pay more for all the the goods and services they believed a career criminal would deliver!!

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PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I actually don’t think they’ll complain about prices staying high because they hate democrats more than that.

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Mps's avatar

Truth

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Deborah Wright's avatar

Yep-owning the libs means more to these nitwits than anything.

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

Yes, but we can!

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James Starr's avatar

exactly...we are forced on the MAGA train when we did not buy a ticket...not liking this ride

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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HI2thDoc's avatar

WHAAAT? He lied? About being able to control market forces and corporations raising their prices? But but but, he PROMISED!

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

Enjoy the holiday with your daughter, Jeff!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto that sentiment David!!

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vorpal's avatar

It's worse than that... THEY DON"T CARE. You can't 'toldyouso' or rub their noses in it because they got what they want. They're in power and can hurt their perceived enemies. They'll be doing their two handed imaginary jackoff dance to 'YMCA' while eggs are $ 45.00/doz.

Prices? Economy?!? Candidate too old to be Prez?!? Only when Dems are in power. Now the Nazis are consolidating their hold over the country, all those 'grave concerns' have gone (tip of the chapeau to Jeff) Fuckity-Bye!

Good Luck America, from a concerned neighbo(u)r Canuckistanian.

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Betsy L's avatar

I think I'd like to come live with you all in Canuckistan. Much better than Fuckedupistan.

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vorpal's avatar

It's a big country... plenty of room. Gets chilly in the winter, bring a coat.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Thanks Vorpal, some of us here may be joining you soon!!

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Krista Allen's avatar

Anyone else feel like screaming "I F'ING TOLD YOU SO!!!" on a daily basis?

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Jen's avatar

I have taken to sending screenshot of some of the headlines to my husband, who voted for the piece of shit. I am having a very hard time forgiving him for this latest fuck-up. Should have divorced him years ago

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Dennis's avatar

Live and learn.

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Jen's avatar

He doesn't live with us, fortunately. He lives 1000 miles away

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Now, that is my kind of marriage!

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Debbie  Mitchell's avatar

Yes

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Debbie Sironen's avatar

I was so pissed to see that he made Person of the Year again. I had a subscription to Time, and canceled it. I barely read it anyway. Plus, just a few issues ago, rump was on the cover, and I ripped it off and put it through my shredder. Of course, when I canceled there was no place to say why. I hope a lot of others will do the same. Any magazine that I get will get canceled if he is on the cover, or even interviewed. I can't stand to look at him, listen to his voice, and will change the channel if he is on TV.

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Mingo's avatar

I also cancelled my subscription to Time a few months ago when he was on the cover. I had that subscription since 1989. I refuse to order anything from Amazon, don't use Facebook or Xitter. Very rarely shop at Walmart. Fuck all the billionaire owners. I'm not going to help them accumulate more wealth.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I'll go you one better. Don't order from Amazon, never been on Facebook, never been on that Twitter, and never been in a Walmart. Discrimination is very important.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Teri, you and me, girl!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I admit that I used FB for a brief time. Yuck.

Otherwise, same.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Here’s how Time Magazine makes their choice for person of the year. It’s not an acknowledgment that he’s “the best person of the year”.

https://time.com/7201547/person-of-the-year-2024-donald-trump-choice/

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Kate's avatar

Appreciate the distinction, but it is still implied and they know it.

Time also knows most will think that IS what it’s based on, because critical thinking for the masses is dead.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Just plain old thinking.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Sorry. Is dead.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Trump is blaring it around as further acknowledgement that he's a Very Special Boy, deserving of the million-dollar tributes from tech guys he threatened to jail.

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Kate's avatar

Exactly. And no one challenges it.

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Susan MacNeil, PhD's avatar

You keep me sane. Have a beautiful visit with your family!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

"It's hard to bring things down once they've gone up ". ? He sounds like a warning about Cialis.

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David Skoglund's avatar

👍🤪😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You’re a hoot Kristy, Bon Anniversare!!

Would have loved to see your gig live!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Kay-El's avatar

Orange Fuckwit lies the way the rest of us breathe: 12-20 breaths per minute. That equals a fuck ton of bullshit.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Never thought of it that way Kay-EI, but you nailed it today!!

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Anita Smibert's avatar

In case you didn't know, there are lots of "I Told You So" GIFS available for you to use on your MAGA friends and enemies. The man has proven over and over again that he's completely inept when it comes to economic policy. Unless the money is going into his pocket he's illiterate.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He’s been illiterate for his lifetime, only his mob ties showed him the value of money and Kompromat Anita!

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Anita Smibert's avatar

Yup. From the first time I saw him on TV, I knew he was crooked. Banker's radar.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

They LOVE being huckstered. It shows how willing they are to serve their Golden Master, how blessed they are, how delighted they are to lay their gifts at the feet of their Beloved.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Colour me disgusted to witness such willful ignorance bowing down to such a feckless and execrable poltroon Neil!!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Extra kudos for using poltroon in a sentence!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ignoble poltroons, have become my specialty when speaking of anyone Trump related Stephen!

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David Skoglund's avatar

Neal; The Golden Master serves up Golden Showers.

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Dave Drell's avatar

The Pee Tape! It’s gotta be true!

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Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

Yep; staying with him through thick and thin.

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Michael's avatar

This was priceless. Enjoy the time with your daughter. Hope all is well with your better half.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Do you mean to say that the guy who cheated on all three wives, ran a fake university, stole from a kids’ cancer charity, routinely stiffed his contractors, made up a lie about a “stolen election”, hid classified documents in his bathroom and lied about returning them, committed tax fraud, laundered money, called a global pandemic a “democratic hoax” designed to make him look bad (which resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans), paid hush money to a porn star, and lied and grifted too many times to count…wasn’t telling US the truth when he said he’d make eggs cheaper? You could knock me over with a feather!

Enjoy the time with your daughter, Jeff!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Rape. Did you mention rape.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nicely played Stephanie!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fuck Mark Benioff too!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Marc used to be a good guy…. I thought 🤷‍♀️

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Tess's avatar

First of all….have a GREAT time with your daughter!!! “Little Donny Grifterpants…” that could be my new favorite. And you just know the dumb apple story was fake-probably thinking of the witch in snow white and 7 dwarfs with an apple…(actually probably thinking about *snow white* in general..lol)…..anyway and then made up the damn story. GEEZ-people are so dumb. Well….Happy Friday to all and to all a peaceful weekend!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Love the train of thought yo led me down Tess!

Jeff, I hope you have some sublimely wonderful memories, that having not just a daughter, but Mrs. Spouse home brings!!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I too have never seen apples in a store that were kept in a refrigerator. He did say it was a story, which I think is T's word for "lie".

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Tess's avatar

Hahaha! I’ll bet you are right!

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

I'll bet he doesn't even know their names.

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