While his getting tossed in jail would whip up a shit storm among his followers, it would also cut deeply into his core mystique of being someone who "does whatever he wants," and the unspoken, "and gets away with it". If he's seen Not Getting Away With It, maybe some of the shine would come off of this shit show.
No doubt in the back of his pea sized brain he's thinking he could use jail time to show his base how's he's being "persecuted" but I think there would be a lot more of us who would be pleased as punch to see him finally being treated how the rest of us would be treated had we pulled even 1/10 of the bullshit he's pulled. I say it's long past time to jail his sorry ass! No phone, no makeup artist, no hairdresser!
I agree-at first I was against throwing him in the slammer because I thought it's what he wanted and he might garner some sympathy-but now, fuck it, throw him the fuck in-he won't have his phone to pollute us with, he would look terrible without his stupid products-it would be very revealing of what a true fake piece of shit he is. When I saw the sketch artist's recent rendering, it popped in my mind the exact same thought-maybe the sketch artist doesn't like him very much lol!!!
The judge has a single jail cell behind his courtroom. Don't truck Trump all the way to Rikers. Just have him escorted to the courtroom cell for one or two lunch breaks. Everything that can be done to show that Trump is just another defendant is useful.
Awesome and complete without access to his putty, paint and product for mange on dead ferrets. That alone would probably cause him to lose his shit like we've never seen.
I want him to be so enraged that he blows up in court and starts screaming and ranting, and perhaps attempting to physically assault the judge, the witnesses, and even the jury. It's a lovely thought.
I am hoping for a more natural result to take Treacherous-treasonous-tantruming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump out of the picture. I was out with friends for dinner and we are waiting for the hamburgers to catch up with him. Come on McDonalds. Do your stuff.
All those things, Rick Calegari, would be horrible losses for drumpf, but what about this awful thing??? If he got sent to jail for contempt, which is exactly what should've already happened and what would've happened to us if we'd tried this business, he couldn't order food from McDonald's or send a lackey (does he have any lackeys left) to get him a couple of Big Macs three to four times daily.
So happy to help. If I don't indulge in vicious sarcasm with respect to the Feral Hog, I'll go insane. There's nothing the Hog hates as much as being laughed at and made ridiculous. Mel Brooks hit it on the nose in History of the World Part I: "Hitler on Ice".
Why, thank you. I'm blushing. Comes of being 74 years old, being overeducated, having seen everything (well, most things), and having grown up in NJ and spent a lot of time in NYC. Sarcasm-Is-Us. Cynicism, too, although I tend to think of myself as a disillusioned romantic. I am feeling more vitriolic than usual about this country as tomorrow is the 54th anniversary of Kent State; I was 20 years old, my boyfriend at the time was a student there, and he was with me in NJ on the 4th. I will remember, until the day I die, sitting in front of a TV in utter horror. Alison Krause, one of the people murdered, was a good friend of his. Some things you don't recover from, ever.
I don't think so. He would be brought to court every day and would be able to confer with his attorneys in jail. Just the thought of him being deprived of his phone makes me very happy.
I think they should throw him in for 5 weekdays over the time the trial is occurring, like next week mon-fri. Then let him out is ok (temporarily, of course, until they have the verdicts for all his criming). It'd be great comeuppance that he 100% deserves. S/b when Stormy testifies so he can look like total shit and he'd be humiliated (you know how you never want to look like crap when you encounter an ex/using that term loosely lol)?!?! 😂
tRump will attack the judges daughter a dozen more times and the judge still wont put his orange criminal ass in jail...this has been proven over and over again...its a big joke when it comes to donny Fvckface and the american "un"justice system.
I'm afraid you're right. Everyone in the justice system is terrified of him. I was hoping Merchan would have the balls to jail him, but probably not. It's so damn frustrating.
I think he may want a few days in jail. Would make him a martyr to his base. I'm thinkin' hold off on the short term and let him be a super martyr by spending a decade in jail after they convict him. Then pile on with the other three trials that he is facing.
I'm conflicted. I can't decide if Trump deliberately flaunts his gag order because A. He is a demented psychopath who lacks self-control, B. He wants to get put int he slammer because he knows he'll get special treatment there and it will play well with his cult followers who believe he's a martyr.
I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t know if this would be legal.
He should be given time in jail for each time he violates the gag order, suspended until the trial is over. If he behaves himself after the first time, the judge could keep the suspension. If he continues to violate the order, the judge could then remove the suspension. He’d b1tch and moan and groan, but I don’t think he’d be a martyr that way and it might make him think twice about being in jail closer to the election.
That sounds like a sensible solution. It removes the possibility of martyrdom and reduces him to the jailbird he should be. With any luck, he'll be convicted and sent to jail as a result of this trial and the incarceration for violating the gag order could just be tacked onto his sentence. A consummation devoutly to be wished.
HOLY SHIT! My Beautiful Blue Eyes? You gotta be kidding me? This asshole is simply insane. And as for Blanche, he's toast, but to stand there and nod your head while your client LIES!? Fuck that. Every Single Thing Trump Touches Dies. Every Fucking Thing. See? I'm feeling better today! 😂✌️ PS Motel-a-Lago made my spit my tea! 🤣
I wonder what Blanche's wife and family think of his decision to throw away a long and fairly successful career for the likes of Donald Von Shitzinpants. Gotta be some tense dinner discussions.
That reminds me of Mike Wallace being asked why people under investigation, usually Big Business types, would agree to be interviewed by him, what with his track record of getting people to trip themselves up, blurt out a confession, or serve up some obviously transparent lie. Wallace shrugged, and said (and I"m paraphrasing here), "Ego. They think they can get away with what no one else could."
That last sentence certainly describes Dumbass Donny. Although, as the most self-entitled a$$hole on the planet, he cannot understand why he is being prosecuted and persecuted when he has done “nothing wrong.”
He has mean, dull eyes like a boar hog. He makes Cartman look like Gandhi. I cannot wait for someone putting that dung-stained little mitt on a Bible. At this point who’s going to save him from a so-called perjury trap? You should have been nicer to your lawyers, you smelly old oaf.
Do witnesses still have to place a hand on the bible when he swears to tell the truth? If he had any brains, he's gotta know he is WAY OVERDUE for any bible he touches to engulf his hand in flames.
Surprised that he needs to close his eyes at all, whatever color they are. I could swear I've seen nictitating membranes for a flash of a second now and then....
Jeff, the moment I read about Vonshitzinpants I began to worry about you, that you might hurt yourself laughing and/or shaking your head in wonderment so hard that whiplash and a possible aneurysm could result. I barely escaped this fate myself.
If Blanche can’t quit, he could at least quit taking orders from Vonshitzinpants and take back control. He could at least save some face, before the leopard eats it all. He’s a fairly young /middle aged guy with a lot of his career ahead of him. He just needs to do his job and represent his client to the best of HIS ability. Vonshitzinpants is not in control, and he’s going bat shit crazy bc of it.He can bad talk his lawyer till the cows come home. His rage will land his dirty diaper ass in jail and I know we all want to see that happen.
Hey there must be a load of money 💰 in the car suing field ,she paid off the million bucks to the court ,those new chest kidneys ain’t cheap and we know that Donnie 💋 Lipshitz didn’t kick any cash 💵 her way! Are those the new fangled pig type chest kidneys ?🐽
Trump HAS to make HIS problems belong to somebody else. Nowhere are Trump's problems more intense in a courtroom, and since Blanche has not made them evaporate, Blanche is the target closest at hand. It's hard to tell whether Trump is closer to a two-year-old or a reptile.
So my concern is this. Say this lawyer, Blance decides to just quit....then does Donald Von ShitzinPantz get to be able to delay this trial again? Maybe that's the plan? Make his attorneys so angry that they quit and then he has to find another idiot to defend him in court? Just asking since I know little about how this shit works.
I AM NOT A LAWYER but my understanding is that once a trial is underway, a lawyer would need to show cause and the judge would have to give them permission to quit. I doubt Judge Merchan would be that agreeable
Susan Necklace is his female attnys who sits far to his left. Several former prosecutors have said on MSNBC that she has an excellent reputation. Reports are that she does not sign any paperwork going to judge or the court. What's she there for?
My understanding is that once the trial has begun, any change in counsel must be approved by the judge. Thus Trump can't fire him without the Judge approving, and Blanche can't quit.
Once the jury was seated the die was cast.
Of course, Trump will appeal any conviction based on deficiencies in counsel, but I doubt that the appellate division will have any sympathy for that argument based on the transcript
I’m not a lawyer, so someone correct me if I misunderstood what I heard an attorney say, that NY law requires the judge’s consent to a request by the lawyer to leave the case at this point. And you don’t need this because Jeff answered while I was typing!
Dont you know, even OJ's lawyers admire his Legal Mind, they solicit his advice. Actually the come Begging for his advice, please please Donnny, tell us Oh Wise One
Love talented artists. A sketch artist can really play on the features and make you look like your real self. I think that drawing of trump is perfectly splendid!
Lawrence O’Donnell did a great take down of Blanche the other night. All I could think of was there will be no kindness from strangers for him when this shitshow is over.
Know who else had beautiful blue eyes? Elvis. (I had to look it up, I never gave a fuck what color Elvis’s eyes were.). Know what else Von Shitzinpants and Elvis have in common? Massive problems with their bowels. You can look it up.
Elvis had a Megacolon, as described meticulously in Mary Roach's book Gulp, A Trip Down the Alimentary Canal, where all the nerve endings failed to completely develop in utero and he was not able to defecate without assistance removing compacted fecal matter. I feel sorry that Elvis suffered so much, and ultimately died from this terrible affliction, but would love to see Donny Mushroom Dick suffer a WHOLE LOT in any way possible.
Dammit, I just had one scintilla of a moment of pity for Von ShitInpantz, but I shook it off. Jesus.
When he uses a phrase such as "beautiful blue eyes," it sounds like he's just trolling, and then we're supposed to wonder what else he has said which is trolling, and not serious.
This is not on the subject of today’s post. I’m writing to tell Jeff’s readers about my experience at a USPS postal annex moments ago because I believe interfering with mail in ballots are going to be a main target of the extreme right come this election. It’s absolutely scary how inept, how careless and how bare bones the postal system has apparently become. I’m shaken.
I went in today wondering why my mail is not coming to my new address. The woman who attended to me in this ghost town of a building, refused to help until I insisted she check the computer for my order to send mail to my new address made a month prior. When she begrudgingly agreed to check the computer she came back with good news. Everything is fine with my order to change my address.
I asked, why my mail isn’t arriving then. She said talk to my carrier. That’s it.
Have we got people working on this potentially disastrous problem to prevent a catastrophic mail in ballot takeover?
Why can’t we reassemble and or somehow reinstall the sorting machines DeJoi or LeJoi ordered to be torn apart. (Why would anyone DO that except to subvert the postal system?) He was installed in the same way the Supreme Court three were, at the hands of the monster man.
I asked Scott Dworkin. It's on my Notes page of my Home Substack. He says:
"Your Member of Congress and/or Senator would be who I’d recommend they contact to complain.
If you can’t drop off your mail in ballot in person then you can always choose to vote in person, but that could be difficult. I have been pushing for DeJoy to be fired for years. Probably time we renewed that effort."
Susan, I just sent an email to my congresswoman, inspired by your post. I urge everyone to do the same. I’m writing to Fetterman next. It’s a great issue and good you brought it up. Scott Dworkin responded as well. 🤞👍
Susan, I saw Scott’s response and pressed the heart. Thank you for taking an interest and doing something about it too. I will follow your lead and do the same.
Keep on getting better, Susan. We need your input. I wrote to my congressman detailing my experience at the postal annex today. I asked for a response.
I read that it was a vote by The Board of Governors of the postal service that elected or appointed DeJoy. It is by a vote from the same group to get rid of him. I don’t know what part Trump actually played in DeJoy’s appointment but he certainly tried to take credit for it.
It was mentioned on the note I posted that Biden recently appointed two new board members. Thats interesting. I'll be watching how this plays...slowly of course. 😂 Everything is at a snails pace but you have to start somewhere. And certainly a better use of time than a sham hearing trying to impeach the president. 🙄
Excellent news. As long as there can be a vote that will get someone sane in DeJoy’s position. It’s a lot easier and quicker to tear the postal service down than to rebuild and stabilize it.
When i lived on Martha’s Vineyard we were always flabbergasted at the ineptitude of all the island post offices but one. They didn’t give a shit and would talk back to you because they couldn’t get fired. Yes it will be scary and why does trump tell his cult not to use mail in ballots? This is why.
Trump attacked the judge's daughter again in a Lies Antisocial re-post last night. Time to put his fat ass in jail.
While his getting tossed in jail would whip up a shit storm among his followers, it would also cut deeply into his core mystique of being someone who "does whatever he wants," and the unspoken, "and gets away with it". If he's seen Not Getting Away With It, maybe some of the shine would come off of this shit show.
No doubt in the back of his pea sized brain he's thinking he could use jail time to show his base how's he's being "persecuted" but I think there would be a lot more of us who would be pleased as punch to see him finally being treated how the rest of us would be treated had we pulled even 1/10 of the bullshit he's pulled. I say it's long past time to jail his sorry ass! No phone, no makeup artist, no hairdresser!
And no home care nurse to wipe his ass and change his Depends. Melania and Ivanka stopped doing that duty long ago.
The sheer humiliation might be enough to do him in, so to speak. He doesn't do embarrassment.
Remember how Hitler handled his embarrassing defeat!
I agree-at first I was against throwing him in the slammer because I thought it's what he wanted and he might garner some sympathy-but now, fuck it, throw him the fuck in-he won't have his phone to pollute us with, he would look terrible without his stupid products-it would be very revealing of what a true fake piece of shit he is. When I saw the sketch artist's recent rendering, it popped in my mind the exact same thought-maybe the sketch artist doesn't like him very much lol!!!
"Peace in our time" lol
No gold-plated toilets! The horror!!!
The judge has a single jail cell behind his courtroom. Don't truck Trump all the way to Rikers. Just have him escorted to the courtroom cell for one or two lunch breaks. Everything that can be done to show that Trump is just another defendant is useful.
They should put a ketchup bottle or two in there just to see what the monkey does with them?
It would be a start ! Hope the toilet is in the cell.
Agreed!
PLEASE
The most wonderful thing would be to slap him in detention for the length of the trial and haul him into court every morning in an orange jumpsuit.
I like how think Linda!! What Linda said!!
Thank you very much.
Mr. Tiedrich should get a seat in the courtroom and see if Donny gives him 'the glare' 😂
And, of course, shackles to match the jumpsuit!
and his hair!
Awesome and complete without access to his putty, paint and product for mange on dead ferrets. That alone would probably cause him to lose his shit like we've never seen.
I want him to be so enraged that he blows up in court and starts screaming and ranting, and perhaps attempting to physically assault the judge, the witnesses, and even the jury. It's a lovely thought.
It's the most perfect, perfect thought ever.
I am hoping for a more natural result to take Treacherous-treasonous-tantruming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump out of the picture. I was out with friends for dinner and we are waiting for the hamburgers to catch up with him. Come on McDonalds. Do your stuff.
You wouldn't want to be in the splatter zone.
…”product for mange on dead ferrets” is, undoubtedly, the best line I’ve read all day! I laughed so hard I almost peed my undies! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you!
Same here, great line!
All those things, Rick Calegari, would be horrible losses for drumpf, but what about this awful thing??? If he got sent to jail for contempt, which is exactly what should've already happened and what would've happened to us if we'd tried this business, he couldn't order food from McDonald's or send a lackey (does he have any lackeys left) to get him a couple of Big Macs three to four times daily.
Yes, that is inconsiderate of the ferrets at worst and terribly harsh criticism at best.
Especially if they take away his phone, that would be excellent.
His phone, his makeup, his girdle, his Depends, his hairdresser, his shoe lifts . . .
Hell we wouldn’t recognize him! 😂😳
Lol, true!
So brutal!! I love you guys!! You all make my day so much brighter🙌🏽
So happy to help. If I don't indulge in vicious sarcasm with respect to the Feral Hog, I'll go insane. There's nothing the Hog hates as much as being laughed at and made ridiculous. Mel Brooks hit it on the nose in History of the World Part I: "Hitler on Ice".
Linda, your comments are both sulfurous and poetic. What a great combination!
Why, thank you. I'm blushing. Comes of being 74 years old, being overeducated, having seen everything (well, most things), and having grown up in NJ and spent a lot of time in NYC. Sarcasm-Is-Us. Cynicism, too, although I tend to think of myself as a disillusioned romantic. I am feeling more vitriolic than usual about this country as tomorrow is the 54th anniversary of Kent State; I was 20 years old, my boyfriend at the time was a student there, and he was with me in NJ on the 4th. I will remember, until the day I die, sitting in front of a TV in utter horror. Alison Krause, one of the people murdered, was a good friend of his. Some things you don't recover from, ever.
To match his hair! How wonderful!
O, WOULD’NT IT BE WONDERFUL ! ! 🎼
Incarceration would be great but I think he could use that to his advantage in appeal by delaying the case. I think.
I don't think so. He would be brought to court every day and would be able to confer with his attorneys in jail. Just the thought of him being deprived of his phone makes me very happy.
And his orange bronzer and hair products. I think seeing a bald, pale trump at the defense table would be a beautiful thing. And I’m here for it!
Amen!
But seniors and children should not be allowed to watch. They would be terrified.
This senior would be laughing my arse off!
As a legal error in appellate court appeal. Yes, that can happen.
I think they should throw him in for 5 weekdays over the time the trial is occurring, like next week mon-fri. Then let him out is ok (temporarily, of course, until they have the verdicts for all his criming). It'd be great comeuppance that he 100% deserves. S/b when Stormy testifies so he can look like total shit and he'd be humiliated (you know how you never want to look like crap when you encounter an ex/using that term loosely lol)?!?! 😂
If they can find a cell big enough….
Our zoo in San Diego has elephant size cages!🤷🏻♀️
🤣🤣🤣
Without ventilation!
No ventilation. Hmmm, maybe he could gas himself to death. It would save US from his insanity! Good idea! 🤣
Omg, what a fabulous thought!
Methane!!! ☠️🔥💥💥💥
Blanche will be the first one to toss in a lit match. Buh-bye, Lord ShitzNPants!
Thanks. I needed a laugh today.
For his LargAssO??
🤣 LOL, Good One!!! 👍🏼
😂😂😂
tRump will attack the judges daughter a dozen more times and the judge still wont put his orange criminal ass in jail...this has been proven over and over again...its a big joke when it comes to donny Fvckface and the american "un"justice system.
Don’t be so sure. It may be for just a few hours or overnight but i think he’s going ho do it.
it would be a symbolic gesture and fuel for tRump to say he is the victim again for his base...just really a joke but maybe it will be a real test
I'm afraid you're right. Everyone in the justice system is terrified of him. I was hoping Merchan would have the balls to jail him, but probably not. It's so damn frustrating.
Can you post a link?
Saw it on Meidas Touch this morning.
meidastouch.com
I think he may want a few days in jail. Would make him a martyr to his base. I'm thinkin' hold off on the short term and let him be a super martyr by spending a decade in jail after they convict him. Then pile on with the other three trials that he is facing.
What worries me is the possibility of him not spending one second in jail. Everyone is so afraid of him and his brownshirts that he's likely to skate.
Right now he could just use a nap.
I'm conflicted. I can't decide if Trump deliberately flaunts his gag order because A. He is a demented psychopath who lacks self-control, B. He wants to get put int he slammer because he knows he'll get special treatment there and it will play well with his cult followers who believe he's a martyr.
Possibly both. The man is insane.
I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t know if this would be legal.
He should be given time in jail for each time he violates the gag order, suspended until the trial is over. If he behaves himself after the first time, the judge could keep the suspension. If he continues to violate the order, the judge could then remove the suspension. He’d b1tch and moan and groan, but I don’t think he’d be a martyr that way and it might make him think twice about being in jail closer to the election.
That sounds like a sensible solution. It removes the possibility of martyrdom and reduces him to the jailbird he should be. With any luck, he'll be convicted and sent to jail as a result of this trial and the incarceration for violating the gag order could just be tacked onto his sentence. A consummation devoutly to be wished.
I can't find this online... anyone have a post showing it? I don't give Trump any of my money :)
meidastouch.com
They better have some drills and practice this weekend in processing Donald Trump and getting him in his Orange Jumpsuit :)
"Truth" in Russian is "Pravda" so I always think of it as "Pravda Online".
The Devil Wears Pravda?
LOVE this!!!
Per Wikipedia: Donald Von Shitzinpants is often known as Donald Von Shitzforbrains.
I think he’s sitting alone because who would sit next to him while he’s ripping 10 level farts?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My contribution today is “Donald Von Schitzenphartz”, represented by his attorney Von SchliptinSchitz”
HAHA!
LOL!!
Just brilliant
Yea!
That works also.😂😂😂
HOLY SHIT! My Beautiful Blue Eyes? You gotta be kidding me? This asshole is simply insane. And as for Blanche, he's toast, but to stand there and nod your head while your client LIES!? Fuck that. Every Single Thing Trump Touches Dies. Every Fucking Thing. See? I'm feeling better today! 😂✌️ PS Motel-a-Lago made my spit my tea! 🤣
I wonder what Blanche's wife and family think of his decision to throw away a long and fairly successful career for the likes of Donald Von Shitzinpants. Gotta be some tense dinner discussions.
Thats a GREAT question. What an idiot...and how full of himself can he be to think he can handle a demon like TFG??
That reminds me of Mike Wallace being asked why people under investigation, usually Big Business types, would agree to be interviewed by him, what with his track record of getting people to trip themselves up, blurt out a confession, or serve up some obviously transparent lie. Wallace shrugged, and said (and I"m paraphrasing here), "Ego. They think they can get away with what no one else could."
That last sentence certainly describes Dumbass Donny. Although, as the most self-entitled a$$hole on the planet, he cannot understand why he is being prosecuted and persecuted when he has done “nothing wrong.”
He has mean, dull eyes like a boar hog. He makes Cartman look like Gandhi. I cannot wait for someone putting that dung-stained little mitt on a Bible. At this point who’s going to save him from a so-called perjury trap? You should have been nicer to your lawyers, you smelly old oaf.
I’m going with reptilian.🦎
Yes!! That's exactly the right word for his beady eyes. Apologies to reptiles.
Absolutely. The most evil demon to walk this earth.
He definitely has pig eyes but pigs are not evil,
Do witnesses still have to place a hand on the bible when he swears to tell the truth? If he had any brains, he's gotta know he is WAY OVERDUE for any bible he touches to engulf his hand in flames.
I call him the Feral Hog.
Definitely a terrible insult to feral hogs.
Mea culpa. I apologize to feral hogs.
Surprised that he needs to close his eyes at all, whatever color they are. I could swear I've seen nictitating membranes for a flash of a second now and then....
Had to look that up and l learned something! Thanks! yes...he's gotta be some kind of amphibious species!😂
Extraterrestrial.👾👾
Nightmare material for sure!
Gollum, my precious!!
Webbed toes, maybe? Bet Stormy could tell us!
Ew...the very thought of Trumps feet. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
We already know what his dick looks like. Talk about ewwww.
No words
They look Brown to me? Full Deep Brown.
Just saying ....
As a girlfriend of mine said, "He is so full of shit, his eyes are brown!"
Cant argue that
If you’re spitting your drinks, you must be on the mend!🫶🏼
I am....unfortunately it wasn't wine, though. Isnt that odd...when I get kicked like, I desire NO alcohol or coffee! 🤷🏼♀️
Those rheumy, red rimmed porcine eyes BEAUTIFUL ? ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Porcine. I have never seen a more perfect manifestation of Animal Farm’s Napoleon pig face.
Exactly!!!!
More like Coke eyes .. bleary teary blood shot and dead
You're thinking of son Don, Jr., Count Snortington, Duke of Coke.
Marcus that is brilliant!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Count Snortington 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahaha!
Dead, so dead.
You mean Diet Coke?
😂🤣😂
Jeff, the moment I read about Vonshitzinpants I began to worry about you, that you might hurt yourself laughing and/or shaking your head in wonderment so hard that whiplash and a possible aneurysm could result. I barely escaped this fate myself.
my greatest worry was that someone else would use Von ShitzInPantz in a headline before me. I don't think that happened.
"First U.S. President to ever be entered into a court record as VonShitzInPantz."
So much winning!!!!lol
Bigly!
Oh God... yes! 🤣🤣🤣
And.....
worst. president. ever.
Well, in fairness he is our first Russian president.
😂😂😂
You did it! And now, it's in official court records. 😂😂 Hilarious
That's going into the History Books
Wikipedia lol
And in your run- on sentences!!!!
Oh yeah.... it can added to the descriptor .... perfection!
In Michael Cohen’s podcast, Mea Culpa, he’s been calling Don the Con Von Shitzinpantz for months. Makes me laugh everytime
Gee, another loser gets burned by Shartnado.
Did you mean “Fartnado?”
Maybe a Shartfartnado. It can be both!
🤣🤣
I like Shartfartnado !!
It seemed appropriate to me, he can’t have one without the other. 🤣🤣
If Blanche can’t quit, he could at least quit taking orders from Vonshitzinpants and take back control. He could at least save some face, before the leopard eats it all. He’s a fairly young /middle aged guy with a lot of his career ahead of him. He just needs to do his job and represent his client to the best of HIS ability. Vonshitzinpants is not in control, and he’s going bat shit crazy bc of it.He can bad talk his lawyer till the cows come home. His rage will land his dirty diaper ass in jail and I know we all want to see that happen.
His future will probably be handling DUIs from a strip center office.
Or he join Habba and go back into representing parking garages.
Hey there must be a load of money 💰 in the car suing field ,she paid off the million bucks to the court ,those new chest kidneys ain’t cheap and we know that Donnie 💋 Lipshitz didn’t kick any cash 💵 her way! Are those the new fangled pig type chest kidneys ?🐽
Saul Goodman lives.😎
Please pretty please just throw him in a cell already!!
Trump HAS to make HIS problems belong to somebody else. Nowhere are Trump's problems more intense in a courtroom, and since Blanche has not made them evaporate, Blanche is the target closest at hand. It's hard to tell whether Trump is closer to a two-year-old or a reptile.
Aww, you shouldn't libel two-year olds or reptiles that way.
😂😂😂
I think he’s closer to pet rock status!
Bingo!
Reptile
Shit van Stinkle
😂🤣😂Shit Van Stinkle 10 points to Mike Hammer!!!
Hilarious!
🎯👏👏👏
So my concern is this. Say this lawyer, Blance decides to just quit....then does Donald Von ShitzinPantz get to be able to delay this trial again? Maybe that's the plan? Make his attorneys so angry that they quit and then he has to find another idiot to defend him in court? Just asking since I know little about how this shit works.
I AM NOT A LAWYER but my understanding is that once a trial is underway, a lawyer would need to show cause and the judge would have to give them permission to quit. I doubt Judge Merchan would be that agreeable
I'd love to hear Blanche explain in his own words why he decided to represent Donald Trump. I can't think of any possible rational explanation.
Spotlight?
A foot note in History?
Wife left him?
Bored?
Entertainment Tonight?
GOP Operative?
Into S&M?
All of the above??
Entertainment Tonight! Into S&M! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awesome.
Perhaps he actually likes to write off billable hours...(in addition to be humiliated in public)... weird kink, but to each his own...
My guess - he's looking at retirement, this case promised a big payoff and it will be his big goodbye to the profession.
As he slinks away, humiliated.
Money. Alina Habba has made @ $5mllion representing him
Good to know. Thanks. One less thing to be concerned about.
Whew! 😅
True. He’s trapped.
Susan Necklace is his female attnys who sits far to his left. Several former prosecutors have said on MSNBC that she has an excellent reputation. Reports are that she does not sign any paperwork going to judge or the court. What's she there for?
My understanding is that once the trial has begun, any change in counsel must be approved by the judge. Thus Trump can't fire him without the Judge approving, and Blanche can't quit.
Once the jury was seated the die was cast.
Of course, Trump will appeal any conviction based on deficiencies in counsel, but I doubt that the appellate division will have any sympathy for that argument based on the transcript
I’m not a lawyer, so someone correct me if I misunderstood what I heard an attorney say, that NY law requires the judge’s consent to a request by the lawyer to leave the case at this point. And you don’t need this because Jeff answered while I was typing!
My fantasy is that all lawyers refuse to work with him and he has to then defend himself in court.
No they would appoint him a public defender unless he decides he wants to become his own attorney.
He has the Greatest Legal Mind
Dont you know, even OJ's lawyers admire his Legal Mind, they solicit his advice. Actually the come Begging for his advice, please please Donnny, tell us Oh Wise One
With tears in their eyes, right? 😂
😂😂😂
Love talented artists. A sketch artist can really play on the features and make you look like your real self. I think that drawing of trump is perfectly splendid!
Lawrence O’Donnell did a great take down of Blanche the other night. All I could think of was there will be no kindness from strangers for him when this shitshow is over.
I want to know what the thought bubble the court reporter had transcribing Von Shitzin Pants 😂
Maybe her fingers twitched just a little bit. No muscle memory for that phrase in her line of work.
I’m surprised she wasn’t struck with one of those uncontrollable giggling attacks.
I would have been.
Actually, I thought the courtroom artist made Von Shitzinpants look too good. He's much uglier than the drawing.
Know who else had beautiful blue eyes? Elvis. (I had to look it up, I never gave a fuck what color Elvis’s eyes were.). Know what else Von Shitzinpants and Elvis have in common? Massive problems with their bowels. You can look it up.
Are his eyes even blue? He lies about everything. And judging from the level of shit he spews I would think they would be brown.
Oh please, let’s not put this idiot and Elvis in the same category. Elvis delighted so many with his music.
Elvis died on his toilet. You know what they say about history repeating itself or at least rhyming…..
I thought that was Lenny Bruce.
Elvis had a Megacolon, as described meticulously in Mary Roach's book Gulp, A Trip Down the Alimentary Canal, where all the nerve endings failed to completely develop in utero and he was not able to defecate without assistance removing compacted fecal matter. I feel sorry that Elvis suffered so much, and ultimately died from this terrible affliction, but would love to see Donny Mushroom Dick suffer a WHOLE LOT in any way possible.
Dammit, I just had one scintilla of a moment of pity for Von ShitInpantz, but I shook it off. Jesus.
I should have guessed Mary Roach would write such a book. Her stuff is great. Will have to check that out.
When he uses a phrase such as "beautiful blue eyes," it sounds like he's just trolling, and then we're supposed to wonder what else he has said which is trolling, and not serious.
This is not on the subject of today’s post. I’m writing to tell Jeff’s readers about my experience at a USPS postal annex moments ago because I believe interfering with mail in ballots are going to be a main target of the extreme right come this election. It’s absolutely scary how inept, how careless and how bare bones the postal system has apparently become. I’m shaken.
I went in today wondering why my mail is not coming to my new address. The woman who attended to me in this ghost town of a building, refused to help until I insisted she check the computer for my order to send mail to my new address made a month prior. When she begrudgingly agreed to check the computer she came back with good news. Everything is fine with my order to change my address.
I asked, why my mail isn’t arriving then. She said talk to my carrier. That’s it.
Have we got people working on this potentially disastrous problem to prevent a catastrophic mail in ballot takeover?
Why can’t we reassemble and or somehow reinstall the sorting machines DeJoi or LeJoi ordered to be torn apart. (Why would anyone DO that except to subvert the postal system?) He was installed in the same way the Supreme Court three were, at the hands of the monster man.
..and the Board of Governors of the Postal Service.
DeJoy, appointed by Trump, is likely the issue. How do we reach the right people??
Who exactly ARE the right people these days?
I asked Scott Dworkin. It's on my Notes page of my Home Substack. He says:
"Your Member of Congress and/or Senator would be who I’d recommend they contact to complain.
If you can’t drop off your mail in ballot in person then you can always choose to vote in person, but that could be difficult. I have been pushing for DeJoy to be fired for years. Probably time we renewed that effort."
He also posted an article: https://www.propublica.org/article/what-to-do-if-you-change-your-mind-about-voting-by-mail
I personally drop mine off at a box at my grocery store. With DeJoyless still running things, I’m not taking any risks.
Smart. I will take it in person because I can. Agree with you-not taking chances!
Susan, I just sent an email to my congresswoman, inspired by your post. I urge everyone to do the same. I’m writing to Fetterman next. It’s a great issue and good you brought it up. Scott Dworkin responded as well. 🤞👍
Susan, I saw Scott’s response and pressed the heart. Thank you for taking an interest and doing something about it too. I will follow your lead and do the same.
It's a valid and important point. Glad you mentioned it. I may be sick, but I'm getting better and can still type! 😃👍
Keep on getting better, Susan. We need your input. I wrote to my congressman detailing my experience at the postal annex today. I asked for a response.
I read that it was a vote by The Board of Governors of the postal service that elected or appointed DeJoy. It is by a vote from the same group to get rid of him. I don’t know what part Trump actually played in DeJoy’s appointment but he certainly tried to take credit for it.
It was mentioned on the note I posted that Biden recently appointed two new board members. Thats interesting. I'll be watching how this plays...slowly of course. 😂 Everything is at a snails pace but you have to start somewhere. And certainly a better use of time than a sham hearing trying to impeach the president. 🙄
Now if he would do the same with SCOTUS, and fast.
🙏 Absolutely!
Hey, I found this poking around: https://www.govexec.com/management/2024/03/biden-taps-former-cabinet-secretary-usps-board/394593/#:~:text=President%20Biden%20on%20Thursday%20nominated,in%20supervising%20the%20mailing%20agency.
Excellent news. As long as there can be a vote that will get someone sane in DeJoy’s position. It’s a lot easier and quicker to tear the postal service down than to rebuild and stabilize it.
When i lived on Martha’s Vineyard we were always flabbergasted at the ineptitude of all the island post offices but one. They didn’t give a shit and would talk back to you because they couldn’t get fired. Yes it will be scary and why does trump tell his cult not to use mail in ballots? This is why.
And it takes six days for a card/letter to reach the other side of the country.
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On the other hand the main thing is that the letter gets there!