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D Kitterman's avatar

Elvis had a Megacolon, as described meticulously in Mary Roach's book Gulp, A Trip Down the Alimentary Canal, where all the nerve endings failed to completely develop in utero and he was not able to defecate without assistance removing compacted fecal matter. I feel sorry that Elvis suffered so much, and ultimately died from this terrible affliction, but would love to see Donny Mushroom Dick suffer a WHOLE LOT in any way possible.

Dammit, I just had one scintilla of a moment of pity for Von ShitInpantz, but I shook it off. Jesus.

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Kay-El's avatar

I should have guessed Mary Roach would write such a book. Her stuff is great. Will have to check that out.

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