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Joanne Beck's avatar

These people are just FUCKED UP. Period. No ability to think. They are amoebas.

Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

bit harsh on amoebas, aren't you? /snark/ ;-)

Openly Fae's avatar

What's she gonna do, use words to break their bones?

Susan Burgess's avatar

…words broke Paul Pelosi’s head.

Openly Fae's avatar

I thought that was a hammer, not a dictionary.

Susan Burgess's avatar

That, my friend, is very funny.

Susan Burgess's avatar

Ok then, words once removed. And placed in the head of a Trump follower.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

And apparently they don't hear the "go home idiots" message from the locals.

Openly Fae's avatar

Which is pretty funny since they themselves are hardcore MAGA country.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I hope they keep their eyes wide open and see what they’re supporting then. I had an experience like that which is why i haven’t been a Republican for a long time now

Openly Fae's avatar

I wouldn't hold my breath. I think all they're supporting is hate. They've been (largely because of their own votes) living under Republicans most of their lives, who kept them poor, needy, and stupid.

Which makes them desperate and unable to tell good advice from bad. So they're angry and the GQP appeals to their feelings (chiefly that their situation is the fault of anyone but themselves or their "staunch allies" in the GQP) while simultaneously dismissing the feelings of others ("fuck your feelings.")

Of course the GQP stands with knives out ready to backstab their base for any kind of profit or power but since their average voter is kind of a dimwit, they never catch on.

Even when we explain it to them. Slowly. In small words. Repeatedly.

Like I said, a bit dimwitted.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Don't forget that all Republicans aren't like these bottom dwellers. The rich and powerful vote Republican. These idiots can do you physical harm, but it's the wealthy and educated Republicans that are ruining the country aided by these clowns.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Sure is sus that the ultra rich have the same goals as a maga caravan. Someone in the equation is getting played.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I do know on some level those rich ones have created this terrible Frankenstein they can no longer control. The "new" money probably loves it. The old money is cloistered highly mannerly, if you like that particular kind of cult, but make no mistake, it is as cultist as way lower down the totem pole of life.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I could apply the same theory that abused children often grow up to be abusing adults because, well, that's really all you know. It takes some hellacious consciousness raising to see it in yourself particularly if you learned it at the knee of a parent, caregiver, or whatever adult had the most to do with your little person life.

Katharine Peck's avatar

The thing that bothers me a lot, these people breed! I think about their kids and how they will probably never know anything other than hatred. The neighbor that lives below me is a full blown tr*mp supporter. She has two adorable little boys, maybe 5 and 6, and all those poor kids hear all day and into the night is screaming and cussing. I feel so sad for them, what kind of life could they possibly end up having. More than likely, they will be right out there doing the kind of things the jerks in these videos are doing, because, again, hatred is probably all they will ever know.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

You make an excellent point Katherine.

Lisa59's avatar

These are the same union members that vote Republican. They vote for the same people who would turn their state into a Right to Work state. Right To Work laws are based on Jim Crow laws. Chattel laws.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Exactly. Look at how and what they vote on.

Not what they say. How they vote reveals their true alliances.

https://justfacts.votesmart.org/

Deborah Hunter's avatar

What did amoebas ever do to you? LOL.

Alicia Norman's avatar

don't malign amoeba's--they are cute!

Kay-El's avatar

Of course they turned on each other. With no one to harass at the border, all that idiocy has to bleed out somewhere.

Charlie Austin's avatar

The canibalism stage of MAGA.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes! Surely they will just devour each other in hate and stupidity.

Charlie Austin's avatar

They will. Unfortunately, they'll do a lot of damage first.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Exactly! They TURNED on each other!

Lisa59's avatar

They normalize violence in their own lives. This shit is their normal.

Mark L's avatar

Hey Kay!

Lets Grab the FreeDumb Truckers from Ottawa and send them down to Texas, where they can whine and cry to themselves, and tell each other what patriots they are.

Jen NH of OH's avatar

Maybe both halves can meet in like North Dakota for the FreeDum Games hosted by The FreeDum Caucus or some other cabal of stoopidity. Let them take themselves out in a blaze of orange glory?

Amber's avatar

Micki Larson Olson, insurrectionist and fond user of hallucinogenic while dressing, is correct about the sex trafficking in America…But failed to realize it’s the Conservative churches, the Catholic Church, the Matt Gaetz’s and Ron DeSantis’ who are the traffickers. Oh and Dear Führer Donald practically raised Coke McSnorts on Epstein Island based on how many frequent flyer miles he racked up on visits.

Lisa's avatar

“Fond user of hallucinogenic while dressing”, I am 💀

SPW's avatar

When assholes collide you get a LOT of shit. Fuckin’ bunch of crazy, dangerous in their ignorance, morons.

RV maxima's avatar

161 days in jail? That MAGA-ISM is pretty entrenched.

Openly Fae's avatar

I love that sign though. "Stop child trafficking, God's children are not for sale."

I don't know about stopping child trafficking, but you can sure diminish it by not voting for Republicans. Don't believe me? Ask Matt Gaetz. Or Lady G, I suspect. Drumpf's got some kind of kompromat more important than his evening wear.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Well, there is Sarah Huckabee in the governor's group fresh off a new law allowing child labor.

Openly Fae's avatar

I assure you, I am painfully aware of everything that bitch does outside of a women's room. I can make some guesses about what she does inside but I don't want to know.

Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

“Every accusation is an admission” never gets old

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Narcissistic projection passed along to the message-carrying dimwits down below, who also, by the way, contribute money they really should hang on to to this pack of flesh-eating jackals.

RV maxima's avatar

Of cours, other people's children are just chattel and even better if they are Latin migrants working in slaughter houses. Never low enough.

Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

wait, didn't god only have one child? and he is most certainly for sale--look at all the money churches bring in.

Openly Fae's avatar

Apparently he also had Donald. Are they half-brothers? I'm not sure how family trees work when immaculate conceptions are involved.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

No no no! Remember that God speaks to that nasty lil’ dweeb, Mike Johnson, as if he’s his son. I believe he calls himself “Moses” now.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Just remember, there's nothing immaculate about this bunch so the thought is so gross one doesn't really want to have it, maybe demons and satan are involved.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

The whole child trafficking line down at the border was manufactured by conservative elites in response to the public viewing them as cold-hearted. It has since morphed into Qanon theology that we all should be aware of at least a tad. Excellent quick primer on all that 'child trafficking' bullshit.

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188405402/qanon-supporters-are-promoting-sound-of-freedom-heres-why

un poco loco's avatar

I don't know that's all it is... given right-wing nutjob proclivities, it's also way too often been a case of accusing the other guy of what evils you've committed yourself. (See any major right-wing church/religious "university" for details.) A Mike Johnson-type just reeks of creepiness.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

You are right. There is always a criminal element among us. But conservative elites carefully crafted the Border crisis into one of a child trafficking cabal versus what it is: people from South America escaping their terrible lives.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

The lie makes their congregations feel better.

RV maxima's avatar

Jim Caveziel? I am not entirely sure he didn't pray himself into a religious psychosis.

Flush VonShitzinPantz's avatar

Guarantee you Putin has copies of Epstein's tapes of Trump fucking little teenage girls!

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I've always thought he has tapes of Trump and minor girls. And proof that Trump has been involved in the Russian Mafia money laundering since the 70's - 80's. That pee tape isn't enough to bring Trump down.

Flush VonShitzinPantz's avatar

I agree. The pee tape would just get his inbred base to laugh and like him more. He probably should release that one 😏

Openly Fae's avatar

"Girls Gone Wild with Real Live Streaming!"

Samantha M's avatar

I’m old enough to remember the pre-MAGA “pro life” movement goading so-called Christians into murdering Dr. Tiller AT HIS CHURCH. These idiots have always been about hate, and there’s a seemingly bottomless pit of White Men With Grievances ready to whispers sweet hate in their stupid fucking ears then set them loose on unsuspecting communities, churches, concerts, nightclubs … you name it and some shitweasle probably has plans to shed blood there. Personally I wish the residents of Eagle Pass would take up their own arms and start firing. I wish the clinic escorts showed up with bulletproof vests and full chambers. Give these assholes a taste of their own medicine. Polite discourse doesn’t and rational thinking doesn’t seem to work. And I’m tired of everyone pussyfooting around these deranged assholes.

EFS's avatar

I'm from Boston and I remember the 1994 murders at two nearby women's health clinics where abortions were performed. I also remember (not fondly) the protesters with their blown up photos of aborted fetuses, as though that was a perfectly normal thing to carry around. I never thought they would still be around today.

RV maxima's avatar

True enough. I had a vision issue that caused a referral to a medical office in the same space or local as an abortion clinic. I was hounded mercilessly by "these people " protesting with those signs because I was female of an age range that MIGHT be one of their targets. Just what one needs when you're already anxious about a vision diagnosis and then have these buzzards telling you not to have an abortion and you will regret not having a baby. I got so fucking mad, I turned on them saying I am not pregnant and I am going to an eye specialist- leave me alone! The eye clinic had to move because their patients were so harassed.Really crazy people with a mission. Only one or two got the message but it really grinds my beans, still.

P. J. Schuster's avatar

Just this week, I heard via a pro-abortion podcast I listen to “Feminist Buzzkills” that 3-4 of those assholes actually got convicted of violations of the FACE Act for harassment of clinic clients. A great thing

I highly recommend that podcast

RV maxima's avatar

I think I will check it out. Thanks

Glad to know someone got some action on these self-righteous a-holes.

Charlie Austin's avatar

A couple of residents with shotguns will run most of them off. Call their bluff.

Samantha M's avatar

Like every bully ever they’re a bunch of crybaby scaredy cats when a true hero stands up against them. I know violence isn’t the answer. But something’s gotta give. Tax their fucking churches. Throw their savior in jail and let them see him without his bronzer and clown suit & whatever that shit on his head is. Pull back the curtain … it’s our country way more than it is theirs.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I completely agree! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Virginia W's avatar

I love it, let's do it, before these mothertuckers start a real civil war.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I truly do not understand why Shitler is free. Why? Anyone who would do what he has done would be in jail. 5 times over. What gives? Who is being paid off? Who has the goods on those chickenshits?

un poco loco's avatar

Under normal circumstances, yeah. But the Obergruppenführer isn't about to let actual residents run off his props and ruin his photo op! If you look behind him & his line of fellow travelers, there are Army guys standing guard. A lot of them. It was the Texas guard who kept the Border Patrol out of the area and they're still there, keeping the Border Patrol at bay. And, of course, keeping Abbott safe.

If a couple of residents went after the Insane MAGAt Army with a shotgun, they wouldn't chase the nutjobs off; instead, they'd be a couple of unidentifiable corpses.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Just loving MAGAS turning on each other😀

Thanks Jeff… makes my Monday.

Forrest Grump's avatar

I’m sensing a new reality TV show, “FUCKWAD APPRENTICE!”

Somebody run and tell Burnett.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Where is the family of Q Patriot? They need to fetch her and get her institutionalized. 🤦‍♀️ you know, just when I think people can’t be anymore ignorant, Jeff finds footage to prove me wrong. How sad and embarrassing for America.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Where are Marlon Perkins and Jim Fowler when you need them?

Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! I can hear Marlon now... "Well, Jim, we've managed to see the wild Q in her own habitat, staking out her territory by camouflaging herself in a spectacular display of materials she stole from the Craft Department of Hobby Lobby". 😳

Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😂

Susan Niemann's avatar

Excuse me Ma'am....what sort of fetish do you have to need 666 yards of ribbon?

un poco loco's avatar

Hobby Lobby employees know way better than to ask about fetishes!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I cant even imagine! 🤣🤣🤣

Charlie Austin's avatar

Oh boy!!😂😂😂😂😂😄😂

Ellen J Anderson's avatar

It's extremely hard to get anyone institutionalized (unless you're black and being sent to prison). They got rid of mental hospitals decades ago. You can't get someone hospitalized unless they want to kill themselves, and even then it's only for a few days. As a mental health counselor, I know lots of families who would do anything to get their mentally ill family member some help. It doesn't happen.

Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

But can the media just stop giving them a mic and a stage? It’s what they yearn for. And the media yearns for clicks at the price of our democracy. Journalists are not professionals, they are mostly just hacks.

Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

Saw that previously, and liked it then too!

Openly Fae's avatar

Ha! And now the senior moments start...

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

"Q Patriot" ignores the fact that the 90,000 missing kids was under Stephen Miller's direction. That her God Emperor was found liable of rape of one woman, been credibly accused by others, including some who were underage, while she's agin children being raped.

Q needs a baseball bat applied to his head (I know: it's a father/son duo:in the Phillippines on 8 chan)

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

What the actual fuck is that woman wearing ? I'm almost fascinated by the hat with the streamers, almost. But wait, she has a flag... 🙄

jesusfuckingchrist

Don't these people have anything better to do ?

Like, go home.....?

Lorraine Parish's avatar

No. This is their calling in life. lol

Chet Brandt's avatar

How about actually WORKING for a living? How do these fucknuts survive and support themselves?

Openly Fae's avatar

Being the welfare queens they bitch about.

Lisa's avatar

I’m so fucking confused! The economy under sleepy brandon is so bad that these fuck sticks have the time, and money, to drive their $80,000 pick up trucks to Texas, drive around in circles with gas costing “more than it ever did under trump because we were energy independent” (narrator-it did not and we were not), and harass the people who are just trying to live their lives in that shit hole state????? These fucking morons are the most gullible fools in the fucking universe! And what the fuck is that woman, dressed in who the fuck knows what, blathering on about sEX tRAfFiCKinG????? JFC my head hurts and it’s only Monday! My gawd!

LORI  D's avatar

They were all raised on "Christian Radio" programming across the bible belt. Some of these networks are not run be Christians or theologians or even by people that have ever lived in this country. You listen to right wing propaganda your entire life, this is what you might expect.

Janine's avatar

My thoughts exactly

Gayna's avatar

Oh GOD! I got the fuck out of that state in 2022 after living there for fifty years! It is a shit hole and is getting shittier by the minute as long as that fascist Abbott is running the show. There are so many stupid people in that state as evidenced by this little video. “You’re not even from Texas! You’re from California!” This is parroted constantly in that state and most of those idiots have never even been to California or even left the state. As the Republicans run some of the most vile, evil and stupid mostly men through their corrupt government, they have managed to co-opt school boards, churches, libraries… you name it. I will never live there again. It is a terrible place full of morons and hateful Christians.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I live in central Mexico. Lots of escapee Texans down here.

RV maxima's avatar

It might have been an interesting place, say during the time of Gov. Ann Richards but like other states (WI, my home state previously known as Progressive!) It was gerrymandered beyond recognition -terrible. Perhaps the population was more suggestive to meanness and hate of"the other"! Is this an easy move from the previously Hawkish, anti-communism platform of the past? Because they certainly have forgotten the Cold War and what was old fashion "Christian values". Just tell people Putin's not so bad but those people across the river, well let's just hate them, then using razor-wire is no biggie.

Thank you shitheels like Abbott and that freak, Tucker Carlson to name just 2. Certainly a Senator like Ted Cruz is universally despised.

Charlie Austin's avatar

I feel bad for the residents of Eagle Pass. They seem to have a bipedal locust infestation. They can thank Grupenfuhrer Abbott, right-wing media, Emperor Shitstain, and his sycophants for this. And you're still saying you'll vote Republican??🤔🤔😡

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Oh, I see Arkansas Annie Governor! Of course she would show up in her "Texas clothes." They don't want you down there with your work children laws. Wonder if anyone has partaken of the Trucker Baptism offerings.

Charlie Austin's avatar

America's crosseyed governor.🥴

Mary Hall's avatar

It's what happens when you take Nyquil and Dayquil at the same time.

Steve B's avatar

I almost didn't recognize her. She seems to have... slimmed down. The pic isn't large enough to see if she still sports the smoky eye though.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Ozempic. They're all using it because, well, beef on the hoof is a real thing for some of them.

Virginia W's avatar

she def had work done so later she could stare her run for Pres.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Oh, so this morning they said Noem and Scott in S.C. are being considered for Trump's token veeps who will obey. He probably better not choose Noem. She loves guns and such.

Virginia W's avatar

Did you see her infomercial for her teeth, complete with closeups of her mouth?? omg what a c***.😂

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I did and there were some other infomercials she's dong too. She is bizarre. But then again, Republican.

JOEL's avatar

Another day reading Jeff’s post and instant-reflexively saying to myself, “JFC, JFC, JFC!”

The MAGAts I love the best are the ones who wear underpants to cover their faces!

So far, these are on my list as causes of MAGA “imbecilism”:

1) KKKlucker KKKarlson

2) Rush Bimbo (thank God that scumbag died)

3) Pat Robertson (thank God that scumbag died)

4) Fake Prophet Franklin Graham

5) Shithead serial philanderer Newt Gingrich

6) Racist parents

7) Fox(aganda) News (the only news network, ever, to be forced to pay almost a billion dollars for knowingly and repeatedly lying to its viewers

8) Racist, white supremacist, “America First” fake-news networks such as NewsMax and OANN.

9) Disgusting, lie-laden MAGAt-dipshit websites such as AmGreatness, DailyCaller (and there are many others)

10) White supremacism

11) Homeschooling

12) Inbreeding

13) America’s Presidential Accident and Disgrace, Liar, Fraud, Con, Traitor, Scumbag, Sex Abuser, Serial Defamer Donald Adolf Trump

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

14. Decades of conservative talk radio crying about how middle class, privileged white Americans are Victims

LORI  D's avatar

Much of it broadcast on "Christian" radio, where everything is perceived to be God's truth. Problem is, the networks are not owned by Christians. They may not even be Americans.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

One of the biggest, Sinclair, is blatantly conservative.

JOEL's avatar

Thank you, I've added that one to my master list!

Susan Niemann's avatar

All accurate. Great list!

Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

and they have the unmitigated gall to call themselves believers in our Constitution AND good christians. oh, and amerikkkans, too. sigh.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Al la the "baptisms trucker" down there performing baptism. Too bad they're not the baptisms by fire I'm so fond of quoting.

Saundra Parker's avatar

Of course there were no migrants to harass. So they turned on each other…

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Let's hope this is one of those do unto each other situations.