you had a better Thanksgiving than Little Donny Ratbrain
you’re not a panicking maniac, waiting for the next shoe to drop
ten years ago, on Thanksgiving Day 2013, a certain game show host picked up his phone and tweeted this:
“Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!”
America laughed at the harmless clown and went back enjoying its day.
at 2:03am Thanksgiving morning 2023, a certain quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering language-mangling serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 91-count fluorescent tangerine felony factory — alone, unloved, panicked, his Slovenian trophy wife nowhere to be found — logged onto his failing app and “truthed” this:
“Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia ‘Peekaboo’ James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a ‘Psycho,’ Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a ‘tiny’ Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the ‘Bench’ & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY. Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”
what a difference ten years makes!
chances are, you had a better Thanksgiving than Little Donny Fuckface. you’re probably not facing 91 criminal counts over 4 indictments. you’re probably not waking up in a cold sweat each morning, watching the walls close in and waiting for the next piece of bad news.
chances are, three different prosecutors aren’t racing to be the first to throw your ass in prison. a judge probably hasn’t found you liable for sexual assault. another judge probably hasn’t canceled your business certificates and ordered the liquidation of your assets. you’re probably not going to be spending much of the next year in a series of courtrooms.
at least, probably not all of those things at once.
tough shit, Donny. enjoy the ever-worsening hell you’ve created for yourself.
anyway, it’s a slow news day, so let’s do an open chat.
how was your Thanksgiving?
I’ll go first.
ours was quiet, which is just the way we like it. Ms. Spouse and I drove out to have dinner with my mother and my sister and two of their friends. politics was not discussed — but quite ironically, my mom did complain about how expensive her turkey was. it cost her $26.
your turn — go!
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