Keep an eye out for churches buying these things in bulk. That way, they can skirt campaign finance laws that forbid churches from donating to campaigns.
WILL HISTORY STOP in 2024? In 1945, Germany’s nazi party and its destructive forces were defeated. Today the nazi party which encompasses a large segment of organizations and news outlets in the U.S. are playing footsie with the American people as they strategically feed fascist propaganda to us daily, on a multitude of platforms. Maga sees history and its lessons as bothersome as they attempt to rewrite history’s narrative according to trumps bidding. Rewriting history is the process of altering the perception of past events by misrepresenting or manipulating the narrative of the past.
“The concept of rewriting history has been greatly explored throughout the book 1984, by George Orwell. Orwell's dystopian novel is a work of fiction, but much that is depicted in it reflects the political realities of many nations, past and present. In 1984, the Ministry of Truth constantly rewrites history to conform to The Party's version of history. Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped.”
His cult will never learn. How sad. But today's description is going to need its own page pretty soon. 😂😂 Damned brilliant. I'm anxiously waiting for April 15. Let's go to court and get it done.
Thank you for including the Christianity Today article. Actual Christians need to stand against this hateful and cruel man. He’s so fucking ridiculous on top of it all. It’s embarrassing.
I have a proposal. Every time he begs for cash, send some to Democrats or Pres Biden’s campaign. I know I’m motivated to do that every time I hear his lies.
"Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green".
Haha - your description of tfg leads me to think that you must have been the one who wrote this for Clark Griswold in “Christmas Vacation”: “I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is.” Good job - I love it!
But seriously (🤪🙄), I heard that he originally was going to sell the Bibles for $69.99 but they removed the 10 commandments and reduced the price to $59.99. 😁
Who else didn’t have Paper Moon — a cautionary tale about a grifty, shifty Bible salesman and his sketchy daughter — becoming an allegory for the presidential race on their 2024 bingo card?
I'm trying to figure out how one reaches the precise level of brainlessness that permits bodily functions and excludes thoughts entirely because I have no idea how eighty million fuckers managed it in perfect four part harmony.
That lede is double-A+.
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”
― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
Keep an eye out for churches buying these things in bulk. That way, they can skirt campaign finance laws that forbid churches from donating to campaigns.
WILL HISTORY STOP in 2024? In 1945, Germany’s nazi party and its destructive forces were defeated. Today the nazi party which encompasses a large segment of organizations and news outlets in the U.S. are playing footsie with the American people as they strategically feed fascist propaganda to us daily, on a multitude of platforms. Maga sees history and its lessons as bothersome as they attempt to rewrite history’s narrative according to trumps bidding. Rewriting history is the process of altering the perception of past events by misrepresenting or manipulating the narrative of the past.
“The concept of rewriting history has been greatly explored throughout the book 1984, by George Orwell. Orwell's dystopian novel is a work of fiction, but much that is depicted in it reflects the political realities of many nations, past and present. In 1984, the Ministry of Truth constantly rewrites history to conform to The Party's version of history. Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped.”
Q: "what kind of dipshit buys a bible from a racist adulterer?"
A: First class.
Thanks for the laugh Jeff, enjoying my subscription immensely.
His cult will never learn. How sad. But today's description is going to need its own page pretty soon. 😂😂 Damned brilliant. I'm anxiously waiting for April 15. Let's go to court and get it done.
Or a coronary...whatever. ✌️
I'm surprised that he didn't add a Book of Trump to that bible.
Thank you for including the Christianity Today article. Actual Christians need to stand against this hateful and cruel man. He’s so fucking ridiculous on top of it all. It’s embarrassing.
I have a proposal. Every time he begs for cash, send some to Democrats or Pres Biden’s campaign. I know I’m motivated to do that every time I hear his lies.
Holy shit on Holy Week….your run on descriptive sentence is spot on as usual! How can people be so dumb?( don’t answer… I have a brother…)
"Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green".
You are the best, Jeff! I love this!
Haha - your description of tfg leads me to think that you must have been the one who wrote this for Clark Griswold in “Christmas Vacation”: “I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is.” Good job - I love it!
But seriously (🤪🙄), I heard that he originally was going to sell the Bibles for $69.99 but they removed the 10 commandments and reduced the price to $59.99. 😁
Who else didn’t have Paper Moon — a cautionary tale about a grifty, shifty Bible salesman and his sketchy daughter — becoming an allegory for the presidential race on their 2024 bingo card?
He is such a fuckin asshole he really is. He needs to fuck right the hell off
Joe Lieberman is dead………………..anybody?...................crickets……………. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/27/2231952/-Joe-Leiberman-is-dead?utm_campaign=trending Be sure to check out the Kos comments.
I'm trying to figure out how one reaches the precise level of brainlessness that permits bodily functions and excludes thoughts entirely because I have no idea how eighty million fuckers managed it in perfect four part harmony.
“It’s my favorite book” says the idiot who has never read a book in his life. 🤣🤣🤣