Jeff’s “adjectives” should become official and included in the dictionary. Future historians will need them when writing best sellers like “Tinker Traitor Coward Spy,” & “How I Taught Myself Not to Vomit in Public” by Melania Trump.
Trump is the poster boy for entitled, lazy, sloppy, privileged, whiny, "I'm-the-VICTIM!!!", #WEAK, ignorant, lying, scheming, insufferable shitheads. It's taken about 70 years too long, but finally, people in the system who have actual power over him are getting fed up with his crybaby bullshit. It's delicious.
I hope he keeps running his mouth. I hope the judge throws him in jail for contempt.
Once the consequences for all his corrupt conduct gets baked into a cow pie karma cake and spoon-fed into his sphincter-like mouth, there's nothing I'd like better than knowing he's in a federal penitentiary somewhere stamping license plates, folding socks and being fed 3 meals of refried beans every day for the rest of his pathetic life.
Looks like this judge is Fred up with tRump via his lawyers. Yes I too am waiting on that contempt charge and more. He won’t keep his mouth shut and the court is going to slap that ribbon wrapped contempt charge on him-it’s tRump so it’s unavoidable. I take my grandsons phone when he misbehaves. Take tRumps phone and he’ll curl up in a corner and suck his thumb until he gets it back.
Donald, do one of your made up disparaging names for Judge Kaplan and post it on your thingy you embarrass yourself with every 10 seconds (don’t let your lack of self-awareness stop you now!). I believe in you! You can probably be facing more legal troubles as early as Monday! Wouldn’t that be great?! Like they say, no such thing as bad publicity. Go for it!
Trump’s assertion that E. Jean wanted to be raped and actually enjoyed it falls into the category of *what the fuck, dude?” The lay back and enjoy it* trope is older than he is - it was bullshit decades ago and it’s bullshit now. But keep talking you dumb fuck, you’re giving “Ms Bergdorf Goodman” a gift that keeps on giving.
For once in Cheeto Jesus’ life, he’s being held accountable and he can’t sue his way out of it, pay his way out of it or talk his way out of it. Gadzooks, it’s a hat trick!
Segue to Backpfeifengesicht of the day: Kevin McCarthy. He’s willing to tank the American economy - nay, the WORLD economy - to pass legislation that would put old people on the street, take food out of the mouths of babes and deny healthcare to multimillions of Americans. This, boys and girls, is what we call a *dick waving*. Since he’s caved to Marjorie “Jewish Space Laser” Greene, he has to prove what a big boy he is and hope that she stops dancing on his scrotum. If ever a face demanded a punch, it’s his.
The guy who is probably using the full force of his PAC money he scammed from donors to pay his legal bills is pointing at who is paying E J Carrolls lawyer? Is there some rule you can not have your lawyers paid by whoever wants to? I read in a separate substack that George Conway hooked up Carroll to with her current lawyer. Good for him! This really is a David vs Goliath scenario so Carroll needs all the help she can get.
Then Trump takes to sending out his vile diatribe that pisses off the judge and is followed up by Eric doing it. This is not boding well for the Trumps. Sad.
I love that the tRumps, so accustomed to everything ruled in their favor are finally getting their asses handed to them by this judge before the prosecution hasn’t even presented its case in chief. If tRumps are pissed off already they’ve used up their “get it if jail free” cards and I for one am enjoying it. What’s that word again? Um “schadenfreude” first time for me without guilt.
I can't believe we are still having to hear about this obnoxious waste of a human. And to think he will be the GOP candidate for president again. What the hell is wrong with our country.
Exactly! I’m a child of the 70’s and there was a lot of unrest but I never ever never ever dreamed that someone with a Hitler like persona would be successful in America. I’ve read countless books about how Hitler came to power and still never understood it until Trump, now I can see it especially after the treaty of Versailles left Germany so messed up but we weren’t in a hard place like Germany until the pandemic hit and he messed that up royally but still claims credit for acting fast on vaccines and is believed. God there’s no end to the plethora of lies he’s spouted sing even before he ran for office-I’m remembering the birther issue-that’s when he started campaigning. He’s still here and it’s no joke any longer.
It was all over for McCain when they put that addled brained Palin with him believing it would help with women voters. It made me sick on my stomach. I had to stay here and vote against her-McCain was one of the good ones that are now extinct but if everyone left because of the republican party’s choices it’s become like the dystopian 1984. We have to stick together, vote them out and keep them voted out especially now with Putin gaining support from Americans through trump. SMH. Donald Trump will never enter the White House again if everyone disgusted by the thought votes. Never leave this is your country. I was told when GW Bush became potus thst if I didn’t like it I should leave! Hell no I won’t leave my country to those idiots.
"Stay and fight" has a heroic ring to it, but, really, fight for what? The America I believed in is long gone, if it ever existed. Fight for elephantine teen girls posting videos of themselves dancing on Tiktok? Fight for guys in red caps with beards carrying guns? Fight for malls and light trucks? Fight for selfies and "trans" and billionaires?
I'm so sick of the guy it's making me wanna ralph. Who else would be able to pull such crap & not be dragged away in cuffs? I think of the people killed for pulling into the wrong driveway or playing ball then I see this raping, lying scumbag kicking his feet, having tantrum after tantrum & he just keeps getting away with it. Our legal system is fucked, sorry. His fake media site needs to be shut down, his phone needs to be confiscated, his kids need to STFU & he needs to be dragged into court to testify. Instead he's actually demanding Gym & his phony cronies interfere. Does anything say I'm Guilty AF more than every action he's taken? Why won't he just DIE already?
Jesus god, dude. I love you so much I'd marry you if I weren't a lesbian. 😀
🤣🤣🤣
I’d marry him if I was a lesbian!
"Specfuckingtacular" is a helluva word. Call Merriam-Webster.
Some cockroaches are looking at that fuckwitted monster and wondering how he's been so goddamned hard to smush.
It's gonna happen. It is finally starting. I do not envy the plumber at Mar-A-Lago.
Jeff’s “adjectives” should become official and included in the dictionary. Future historians will need them when writing best sellers like “Tinker Traitor Coward Spy,” & “How I Taught Myself Not to Vomit in Public” by Melania Trump.
Trump is the poster boy for entitled, lazy, sloppy, privileged, whiny, "I'm-the-VICTIM!!!", #WEAK, ignorant, lying, scheming, insufferable shitheads. It's taken about 70 years too long, but finally, people in the system who have actual power over him are getting fed up with his crybaby bullshit. It's delicious.
I hope he keeps running his mouth. I hope the judge throws him in jail for contempt.
Once the consequences for all his corrupt conduct gets baked into a cow pie karma cake and spoon-fed into his sphincter-like mouth, there's nothing I'd like better than knowing he's in a federal penitentiary somewhere stamping license plates, folding socks and being fed 3 meals of refried beans every day for the rest of his pathetic life.
😀😀cow pie karma cake!
Looks like this judge is Fred up with tRump via his lawyers. Yes I too am waiting on that contempt charge and more. He won’t keep his mouth shut and the court is going to slap that ribbon wrapped contempt charge on him-it’s tRump so it’s unavoidable. I take my grandsons phone when he misbehaves. Take tRumps phone and he’ll curl up in a corner and suck his thumb until he gets it back.
You said it all. My feelings exactly
Donald, do one of your made up disparaging names for Judge Kaplan and post it on your thingy you embarrass yourself with every 10 seconds (don’t let your lack of self-awareness stop you now!). I believe in you! You can probably be facing more legal troubles as early as Monday! Wouldn’t that be great?! Like they say, no such thing as bad publicity. Go for it!
You mine the moments of utter stupidity for humor and the specks of triumph for joy. Thank you!
Was grumpy. Read this. Felt joy.
Trump’s assertion that E. Jean wanted to be raped and actually enjoyed it falls into the category of *what the fuck, dude?” The lay back and enjoy it* trope is older than he is - it was bullshit decades ago and it’s bullshit now. But keep talking you dumb fuck, you’re giving “Ms Bergdorf Goodman” a gift that keeps on giving.
For once in Cheeto Jesus’ life, he’s being held accountable and he can’t sue his way out of it, pay his way out of it or talk his way out of it. Gadzooks, it’s a hat trick!
Segue to Backpfeifengesicht of the day: Kevin McCarthy. He’s willing to tank the American economy - nay, the WORLD economy - to pass legislation that would put old people on the street, take food out of the mouths of babes and deny healthcare to multimillions of Americans. This, boys and girls, is what we call a *dick waving*. Since he’s caved to Marjorie “Jewish Space Laser” Greene, he has to prove what a big boy he is and hope that she stops dancing on his scrotum. If ever a face demanded a punch, it’s his.
Okay you finally made me laugh so hard with this latest Trump stuff I decided I just had to subscribe. Keep it coming Jeff! You always make my day.
"impulse control of a coked-up squirrel" 😆
The guy who is probably using the full force of his PAC money he scammed from donors to pay his legal bills is pointing at who is paying E J Carrolls lawyer? Is there some rule you can not have your lawyers paid by whoever wants to? I read in a separate substack that George Conway hooked up Carroll to with her current lawyer. Good for him! This really is a David vs Goliath scenario so Carroll needs all the help she can get.
Then Trump takes to sending out his vile diatribe that pisses off the judge and is followed up by Eric doing it. This is not boding well for the Trumps. Sad.
I love that the tRumps, so accustomed to everything ruled in their favor are finally getting their asses handed to them by this judge before the prosecution hasn’t even presented its case in chief. If tRumps are pissed off already they’ve used up their “get it if jail free” cards and I for one am enjoying it. What’s that word again? Um “schadenfreude” first time for me without guilt.
Tacopino looks devolved.
I hope he continues his antics. I want to see the judge do some damage to this damn fool and his lawyers.
If he weren't propped up by wealth and an army of servants, stooges and sycophants, DJT would be living in a van down by the river.
I can't believe we are still having to hear about this obnoxious waste of a human. And to think he will be the GOP candidate for president again. What the hell is wrong with our country.
Exactly! I’m a child of the 70’s and there was a lot of unrest but I never ever never ever dreamed that someone with a Hitler like persona would be successful in America. I’ve read countless books about how Hitler came to power and still never understood it until Trump, now I can see it especially after the treaty of Versailles left Germany so messed up but we weren’t in a hard place like Germany until the pandemic hit and he messed that up royally but still claims credit for acting fast on vaccines and is believed. God there’s no end to the plethora of lies he’s spouted sing even before he ran for office-I’m remembering the birther issue-that’s when he started campaigning. He’s still here and it’s no joke any longer.
I moved out of the country after Palin got the nomination but I never foresaw this man-baby.
It was all over for McCain when they put that addled brained Palin with him believing it would help with women voters. It made me sick on my stomach. I had to stay here and vote against her-McCain was one of the good ones that are now extinct but if everyone left because of the republican party’s choices it’s become like the dystopian 1984. We have to stick together, vote them out and keep them voted out especially now with Putin gaining support from Americans through trump. SMH. Donald Trump will never enter the White House again if everyone disgusted by the thought votes. Never leave this is your country. I was told when GW Bush became potus thst if I didn’t like it I should leave! Hell no I won’t leave my country to those idiots.
"Stay and fight" has a heroic ring to it, but, really, fight for what? The America I believed in is long gone, if it ever existed. Fight for elephantine teen girls posting videos of themselves dancing on Tiktok? Fight for guys in red caps with beards carrying guns? Fight for malls and light trucks? Fight for selfies and "trans" and billionaires?
Gotta box of legal pads? Both sides, single-spaced
Continue to expose the blob for what he is. Antihuman.
I'm so sick of the guy it's making me wanna ralph. Who else would be able to pull such crap & not be dragged away in cuffs? I think of the people killed for pulling into the wrong driveway or playing ball then I see this raping, lying scumbag kicking his feet, having tantrum after tantrum & he just keeps getting away with it. Our legal system is fucked, sorry. His fake media site needs to be shut down, his phone needs to be confiscated, his kids need to STFU & he needs to be dragged into court to testify. Instead he's actually demanding Gym & his phony cronies interfere. Does anything say I'm Guilty AF more than every action he's taken? Why won't he just DIE already?
OMG! I love this so much! Laughing my ass off! thank you!