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Apr 27, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

Jesus god, dude. I love you so much I'd marry you if I weren't a lesbian. 😀

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"Specfuckingtacular" is a helluva word. Call Merriam-Webster.

Some cockroaches are looking at that fuckwitted monster and wondering how he's been so goddamned hard to smush.

It's gonna happen. It is finally starting. I do not envy the plumber at Mar-A-Lago.

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Trump is the poster boy for entitled, lazy, sloppy, privileged, whiny, "I'm-the-VICTIM!!!", #WEAK, ignorant, lying, scheming, insufferable shitheads. It's taken about 70 years too long, but finally, people in the system who have actual power over him are getting fed up with his crybaby bullshit. It's delicious.

I hope he keeps running his mouth. I hope the judge throws him in jail for contempt.

Once the consequences for all his corrupt conduct gets baked into a cow pie karma cake and spoon-fed into his sphincter-like mouth, there's nothing I'd like better than knowing he's in a federal penitentiary somewhere stamping license plates, folding socks and being fed 3 meals of refried beans every day for the rest of his pathetic life.

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Apr 27, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

Donald, do one of your made up disparaging names for Judge Kaplan and post it on your thingy you embarrass yourself with every 10 seconds (don’t let your lack of self-awareness stop you now!). I believe in you! You can probably be facing more legal troubles as early as Monday! Wouldn’t that be great?! Like they say, no such thing as bad publicity. Go for it!

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You mine the moments of utter stupidity for humor and the specks of triumph for joy. Thank you!

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Was grumpy. Read this. Felt joy.

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Apr 27, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

Trump’s assertion that E. Jean wanted to be raped and actually enjoyed it falls into the category of *what the fuck, dude?” The lay back and enjoy it* trope is older than he is - it was bullshit decades ago and it’s bullshit now. But keep talking you dumb fuck, you’re giving “Ms Bergdorf Goodman” a gift that keeps on giving.

For once in Cheeto Jesus’ life, he’s being held accountable and he can’t sue his way out of it, pay his way out of it or talk his way out of it. Gadzooks, it’s a hat trick!

Segue to Backpfeifengesicht of the day: Kevin McCarthy. He’s willing to tank the American economy - nay, the WORLD economy - to pass legislation that would put old people on the street, take food out of the mouths of babes and deny healthcare to multimillions of Americans. This, boys and girls, is what we call a *dick waving*. Since he’s caved to Marjorie “Jewish Space Laser” Greene, he has to prove what a big boy he is and hope that she stops dancing on his scrotum. If ever a face demanded a punch, it’s his.

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Okay you finally made me laugh so hard with this latest Trump stuff I decided I just had to subscribe. Keep it coming Jeff! You always make my day.

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"impulse control of a coked-up squirrel" 😆

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The guy who is probably using the full force of his PAC money he scammed from donors to pay his legal bills is pointing at who is paying E J Carrolls lawyer? Is there some rule you can not have your lawyers paid by whoever wants to? I read in a separate substack that George Conway hooked up Carroll to with her current lawyer. Good for him! This really is a David vs Goliath scenario so Carroll needs all the help she can get.

Then Trump takes to sending out his vile diatribe that pisses off the judge and is followed up by Eric doing it. This is not boding well for the Trumps. Sad.

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I hope he continues his antics. I want to see the judge do some damage to this damn fool and his lawyers.

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If he weren't propped up by wealth and an army of servants, stooges and sycophants, DJT would be living in a van down by the river.

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I can't believe we are still having to hear about this obnoxious waste of a human. And to think he will be the GOP candidate for president again. What the hell is wrong with our country.

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Continue to expose the blob for what he is. Antihuman.

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I'm so sick of the guy it's making me wanna ralph. Who else would be able to pull such crap & not be dragged away in cuffs? I think of the people killed for pulling into the wrong driveway or playing ball then I see this raping, lying scumbag kicking his feet, having tantrum after tantrum & he just keeps getting away with it. Our legal system is fucked, sorry. His fake media site needs to be shut down, his phone needs to be confiscated, his kids need to STFU & he needs to be dragged into court to testify. Instead he's actually demanding Gym & his phony cronies interfere. Does anything say I'm Guilty AF more than every action he's taken? Why won't he just DIE already?

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OMG! I love this so much! Laughing my ass off! thank you!

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