Jordan always seems to be wearing a cock ring that got adjusted too tight and trapped some hairs in it, too. I'm sorry, but that's how it appears to me. No other explanation would satisfy Ockham.
Well, I think you got that one right. Let's add a ball gag for that meely mouthed, spit spewing, finger pointing, total waste of oxygen, buggery piece of useless shit who can't understand what the words
shut the fuck up.
The closest he should ever come to the speaker's gavel is to be knocked unconscious with it and have his ugly mug bashed in. 🤬
FOTFLMAO -- Morgan O'Callieigh, That is THE FUNNIEST thing I can ever remember reading!!! What a wonderful visual image! I will be having the best dreams tonight! Thank you!
I wrote him one time, complaining about something he did, and telling him I was surprised that his children are not embarrassed at the things that come out of his mouth.
You say Jim Jordan would be the worst candidate for House Speaker. Let me give you a worse one: Donald Trump. As you may know, if anything were to happen to the President and Vice-President, the presidency would fall on the Speaker of the House—and if Trump manages to capture that position, he'd be third in line for the Presidency. I can't think of a worse outcome.
Funny Mark, I had those exact thoughts this morning. That he would be 3rd in-line and Biden possibly dies... leaving Kamala (God forbid “they” would do anything to her...) we now have tfg back in.... he belongs NO WHERE NEAR THE WHITEHOUSE...EVER. As another commented this a.m. “Loopholes” can be found by this circus cause every minute of everyday they are looking...JimJordan would be King of one of them...thus, he announces his running, now we have tfg “thinking” (that is questionable, though he is good at that particular kind of thinking). My thought when I read that is “No... please somebody show some guts and DO SOMETHING. We have had enough...but we are not done until he is put away.
I had nightmares of that myself. Wasn't Biden worried about some of the Secret Service being aligned with FFD? The fact that he's for Jacketless Jim as Speaker and Jim was involved in what happened on January 6th is extremely worrying.
I read this morning that one of the magats is going to nominate him. Can’t imagine the rest of the Rs won’t fearfully fall in line. Apparently there’s a House rule that anyone indicted for a crime carrying more than 2 years of jail time can’t be elected Speaker, but when a Dem tries to bring it up I imagine whoever it is will be silenced. The thought is effing terrifying, but what isn’t anymore? I’d really hoped the caucus would fraction and Jeffries would be elected. Oh, btw, I don’t understand why Dems didn’t vote “present,” let the Gaetz 8 suffer the consequences, and help fracture the Rs. Does anyone understand that?
And now, in the documents case there's reporting that what's-his-name actually committed treason by divulging highly classified information regarding submarine capabilities to an Australian businessman who shared with with something like 45 people. Guaranteed it's now in the hands of governments hostile to the US. Way to go brainless!
Jordan's produced no bills, brought no business into his district, and has secured no federal funding for anything in his district, so I have to wonder why these people keep sending him back to DC. All I can come up with is they think that if he's in DC, he can't be failing to help kids back home. Sort of trying to keep the useless out of the way.
They need to lock down that businessman’s testimony and then lock up the orange menace without bail. My hope is that they are just securing a section of some facility to lock him up in before they make an arrest.
His”people” will go apeshit if the orange “genius” was locked up. There will be violence in the streets….. and that’s exactly what the orange menace wants!
That’s his goal but it feels, at least to me, like there has been a shift. They will still do things like send him money but I don’t know if they will commit widespread violence for him after how he treated the insurrectionists who were arrested.
Time will tell but I put nothing past his minions. He has shown that he will s not stop at anything— especially to remain out of jail. I believe this includes throwing anyone under the bus— including his kids!
Gerrymandered...and the people back home...protect kids.?? That didn’t happen according to many articles for several years. The pressure really needs to be upped towards these criminals.
The thing is about the gerrymander is it's supposed to be safe for the candidate. But, in this case, going back to 2016, Jordan's not had a single primary challenge. Not one. And yes, he easily beat the D candidate each time, but that may be a simple lack of effort on Dems parts brought on by a "it's a solid R district" mentality.
Regardless, they're electing him despite the shadow of what happened at OSU, and despite the fact he hasn't brought a single dime into their district the whole 16 years he's been in Congress. So, there has to be a reason why an average of 200K people are voting for him, and it can't all be attributed to what's-his-name's endorsement. He's been getting that many votes since his 3 term. Prior to that is was over 180K. BEFORE the gerrymander, and long before what's-his-name. So, there must be a reason why.
You provide an idea for a candidate to run against Bobo - an inflatable doll would be more effective, and probably have more class than the real bubbly bymbo.
“Noted election integrity expert”😂😂😂 just when I find myself in despair about the state of America, Jeff swoops in! Thank you! My mental health has been elevated.
I can’t even stand seeing his face on tv! I immediately mute or change the channel. Much like his gerrymandered map- he resembles a splattered amoeba -a brain-eating amoeba!
In a letter to the House GOP members, Gym wrote a letter supporting his own candidacy in which he says: " I helped to deliver the most significant legislative accomplishment this Congress: the strongest immigration and border enforcement bill ever.” He's referring to “Secure the Border Act,” which never passed the Senate. Shows he thinks something that doesn't get enacted is still "the most significant legislative accomplishment". Shows he's done nothing.
I said to my friend the other day that it just can't get any worse but somehow the repugnants will find a way, you can count on it. Then the next day trump's name came up for Speaker but we both agreed he wouldn't do it and he'd never get the votes anyway. Now I think I know why he won't do it and why he's backing Gym. He most likely made a deal with Gym that he would not let certification take place in the House in 2024 WHEN trump loses, (he will probably be found guilty before the election anyway and a chunk of repugnants won't even vote) and so if trump was the Speaker, he couldn't, well technically, stop the certification.
I read the best comment somewhere yesterday about Mike Lindell. They said his new company name should be "My Cardboard Box"!
That shitstain Jordan cannot become Speaker. Jeffries better be talking to those 8-10 Republicans that are in play. Rudy and Lindell are fucked like frogs. Rudy is going to prison and Lindell will soon be holding a cardboard sign at an exit ramp in Minneapolis.
Jeff, awesome as usual. Jordan’s district looks like a duck! Bill is upper right. Ass is lower left. You’re welcome lol. I’ve got the popcorn all popped for the shots how next week is going to be in the House.
Kevvy and Shouty McGymbo both received calls from trump on J-6. They refused to honor subpoenas that would have forced them to tell us all about those calls. I think I have that right (?) I am hoping Jack has special plans for them.
Jordan was subpoenaed by the former House committee that investigated the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol after the panel learned that the Ohio Republican spoke with former President Trump on the morning of the attack.
However, Jordan rebuffed the committee’s requests, claiming that they did not serve “any legitimate legislative purpose.” The Jan. 6 panel ultimately filed ethics complaints in December against Jordan and other lawmakers who refused to comply with its subpoenas.
Rep. Swalwell pointed out in the Biden impeachment hearing that Gymboree Jordash had refused to answer his own subpoena with a real time digital clock!! Shouty immediately left the hearing. I guess if you can’t take the heat, you have to get out of the kitchen?! Lock him up!
LET US COUNT THE WAYS, I know. sorry. I was in a rush. it's fixed.
Jordan always seems to be wearing a cock ring that got adjusted too tight and trapped some hairs in it, too. I'm sorry, but that's how it appears to me. No other explanation would satisfy Ockham.
Well, I think you got that one right. Let's add a ball gag for that meely mouthed, spit spewing, finger pointing, total waste of oxygen, buggery piece of useless shit who can't understand what the words
shut the fuck up.
The closest he should ever come to the speaker's gavel is to be knocked unconscious with it and have his ugly mug bashed in. 🤬
Throw in the hip boots and the sheep, and that's Gym Jordan.
How about Ronnie's white go-go boots?
Hey! I raise sheep and I would NEVER EVER let the likes of him get anywhere NEAR my livestock!🐑🙂
Good. Stay vigilant.
There's another special place for that gavel and it's not in Jordan's slimey, pardon-seeking hand.
Ummm, which end of the gavel 😳🤔🤭😏👿?????
👏👏👏🤣🤣
I like the way you think. I call him a screaming, poop-flinging howler monkey. That's how I picture him.
FOTFLMAO -- Morgan O'Callieigh, That is THE FUNNIEST thing I can ever remember reading!!! What a wonderful visual image! I will be having the best dreams tonight! Thank you!
I wrote him one time, complaining about something he did, and telling him I was surprised that his children are not embarrassed at the things that come out of his mouth.
you mean he actually got a woman to fuck him and have his children?
I think he knocked up a hooker and her mom made him marry her.
Snap!
Likely heavily drugged.
Same here
They probably speak the same language. 🙄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You speak from experience maybe?
Also, surely in addition to the too tight cock ring, a few too many butt-plugs must also be involved and simultaneously lodged lol🗼🗼🗼😂😂😂
one that is constantly constipated with a buttplug.
It might satisfy Ockham, but not Mrs. Ockham.
fucking love it and I'm ashamed that I know what a cock ring is. Just kidding!
Where’s a laughing emoji when you need one? A howling, “I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard“ emoji.
🤣🤣
You say Jim Jordan would be the worst candidate for House Speaker. Let me give you a worse one: Donald Trump. As you may know, if anything were to happen to the President and Vice-President, the presidency would fall on the Speaker of the House—and if Trump manages to capture that position, he'd be third in line for the Presidency. I can't think of a worse outcome.
Gaghhhh.... I don't even want to consider that piece of a complete fuck up. (But you're right...)
OMG! his pal putin would try to poison Biden and Harris.
Yeah, that would be a disaster but just know the line of succession, after Speaker of the House,
there is the President pro tempore of the Senate, waiting and ready.
And the next one in line is the Secretary of State...
Funny Mark, I had those exact thoughts this morning. That he would be 3rd in-line and Biden possibly dies... leaving Kamala (God forbid “they” would do anything to her...) we now have tfg back in.... he belongs NO WHERE NEAR THE WHITEHOUSE...EVER. As another commented this a.m. “Loopholes” can be found by this circus cause every minute of everyday they are looking...JimJordan would be King of one of them...thus, he announces his running, now we have tfg “thinking” (that is questionable, though he is good at that particular kind of thinking). My thought when I read that is “No... please somebody show some guts and DO SOMETHING. We have had enough...but we are not done until he is put away.
I had nightmares of that myself. Wasn't Biden worried about some of the Secret Service being aligned with FFD? The fact that he's for Jacketless Jim as Speaker and Jim was involved in what happened on January 6th is extremely worrying.
I read this morning that one of the magats is going to nominate him. Can’t imagine the rest of the Rs won’t fearfully fall in line. Apparently there’s a House rule that anyone indicted for a crime carrying more than 2 years of jail time can’t be elected Speaker, but when a Dem tries to bring it up I imagine whoever it is will be silenced. The thought is effing terrifying, but what isn’t anymore? I’d really hoped the caucus would fraction and Jeffries would be elected. Oh, btw, I don’t understand why Dems didn’t vote “present,” let the Gaetz 8 suffer the consequences, and help fracture the Rs. Does anyone understand that?
And now, in the documents case there's reporting that what's-his-name actually committed treason by divulging highly classified information regarding submarine capabilities to an Australian businessman who shared with with something like 45 people. Guaranteed it's now in the hands of governments hostile to the US. Way to go brainless!
Jordan's produced no bills, brought no business into his district, and has secured no federal funding for anything in his district, so I have to wonder why these people keep sending him back to DC. All I can come up with is they think that if he's in DC, he can't be failing to help kids back home. Sort of trying to keep the useless out of the way.
They need to lock down that businessman’s testimony and then lock up the orange menace without bail. My hope is that they are just securing a section of some facility to lock him up in before they make an arrest.
His”people” will go apeshit if the orange “genius” was locked up. There will be violence in the streets….. and that’s exactly what the orange menace wants!
That’s his goal but it feels, at least to me, like there has been a shift. They will still do things like send him money but I don’t know if they will commit widespread violence for him after how he treated the insurrectionists who were arrested.
I hope you are correct.
Given that he’s still way ahead of other candidates, I could very well be wrong. Time will tell.
Time will tell but I put nothing past his minions. He has shown that he will s not stop at anything— especially to remain out of jail. I believe this includes throwing anyone under the bus— including his kids!
OMG, i haven't heard that!
CNN confirmed it last night.
i just read on Joyce Vance's newsletter too.
Gerrymandered...and the people back home...protect kids.?? That didn’t happen according to many articles for several years. The pressure really needs to be upped towards these criminals.
The thing is about the gerrymander is it's supposed to be safe for the candidate. But, in this case, going back to 2016, Jordan's not had a single primary challenge. Not one. And yes, he easily beat the D candidate each time, but that may be a simple lack of effort on Dems parts brought on by a "it's a solid R district" mentality.
Regardless, they're electing him despite the shadow of what happened at OSU, and despite the fact he hasn't brought a single dime into their district the whole 16 years he's been in Congress. So, there has to be a reason why an average of 200K people are voting for him, and it can't all be attributed to what's-his-name's endorsement. He's been getting that many votes since his 3 term. Prior to that is was over 180K. BEFORE the gerrymander, and long before what's-his-name. So, there must be a reason why.
❣️LOVE LOVE LOVE the colorful straight truth Brilliance of Jeff Tiedrich❣️
Keep up the great work!
1. An inflatable sex doll would be a better Speaker than Gym Jordan.
2. A friend sent this headline (not sure of the origin): Matt Gaetz Tweaker of the House
3. Hat tip and mad respect to Jared Moskowitz
You provide an idea for a candidate to run against Bobo - an inflatable doll would be more effective, and probably have more class than the real bubbly bymbo.
Lol!!!!
“Noted election integrity expert”😂😂😂 just when I find myself in despair about the state of America, Jeff swoops in! Thank you! My mental health has been elevated.
OMG! My thoughts Exactly!
I’ll also say the community of people here are also very cool, smart people. You all give me hope!
i feel the same.
I can’t even stand seeing his face on tv! I immediately mute or change the channel. Much like his gerrymandered map- he resembles a splattered amoeba -a brain-eating amoeba!
Me too. My TV is on mute WAY too much!
In a letter to the House GOP members, Gym wrote a letter supporting his own candidacy in which he says: " I helped to deliver the most significant legislative accomplishment this Congress: the strongest immigration and border enforcement bill ever.” He's referring to “Secure the Border Act,” which never passed the Senate. Shows he thinks something that doesn't get enacted is still "the most significant legislative accomplishment". Shows he's done nothing.
That asshole hasn’t done jack shit except bloviate. SMH
All filed under Fuck Around and Find Out.
Good times
I said to my friend the other day that it just can't get any worse but somehow the repugnants will find a way, you can count on it. Then the next day trump's name came up for Speaker but we both agreed he wouldn't do it and he'd never get the votes anyway. Now I think I know why he won't do it and why he's backing Gym. He most likely made a deal with Gym that he would not let certification take place in the House in 2024 WHEN trump loses, (he will probably be found guilty before the election anyway and a chunk of repugnants won't even vote) and so if trump was the Speaker, he couldn't, well technically, stop the certification.
I read the best comment somewhere yesterday about Mike Lindell. They said his new company name should be "My Cardboard Box"!
With these jerks, it ALWAYS gets worse, and there is NO BOTTOM to their perversion of our democracy. That is the one thing you can always count on!
That shitstain Jordan cannot become Speaker. Jeffries better be talking to those 8-10 Republicans that are in play. Rudy and Lindell are fucked like frogs. Rudy is going to prison and Lindell will soon be holding a cardboard sign at an exit ramp in Minneapolis.
😂😂😂😂😂
🤓🤓😎🤠
Jeff, awesome as usual. Jordan’s district looks like a duck! Bill is upper right. Ass is lower left. You’re welcome lol. I’ve got the popcorn all popped for the shots how next week is going to be in the House.
And I have cheese and kraken ready to go!!😂
Lol
Daffy Duck!
Gym Jordan is a whiny bitch who failed the bar exam in Ohio. He’s not a smart guy
Kevvy and Shouty McGymbo both received calls from trump on J-6. They refused to honor subpoenas that would have forced them to tell us all about those calls. I think I have that right (?) I am hoping Jack has special plans for them.
Jim Jordan belongs in jail!
Jordan was subpoenaed by the former House committee that investigated the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol after the panel learned that the Ohio Republican spoke with former President Trump on the morning of the attack.
However, Jordan rebuffed the committee’s requests, claiming that they did not serve “any legitimate legislative purpose.” The Jan. 6 panel ultimately filed ethics complaints in December against Jordan and other lawmakers who refused to comply with its subpoenas.
But no real consequences.....
Rep. Swalwell pointed out in the Biden impeachment hearing that Gymboree Jordash had refused to answer his own subpoena with a real time digital clock!! Shouty immediately left the hearing. I guess if you can’t take the heat, you have to get out of the kitchen?! Lock him up!