"Presley had been feuding with Kathy Westmoreland, a soprano back-up singer who once dated Presley but had since moved on to another member of the band. That night, a jilted Presley introduced her and then offered his personal thoughts. “She will take affection from anybody, any place, any time,” he told the audience. “In fact, she gets it from the whole band.” Presley repeated the insult the following night in Uniondale, New York. The third night, in Norfolk, Virginia, he continued his verbal assault, this time making more graphic sexual remarks in a lowered voice. Westmoreland walked off the stage but eventually stayed on the tour."
decades ago, Howard Stern used to play an audio clip on his radio show of Elvis high as a kite on stage, fucking up the lyrics and then dissolving into laughter. I wanted to use it for this piece but couldn't find it
We now have the advantage of seeing his autopsy results. He had been injecting Codeine for so long some places in his intestines had clumps of something like chalk, hard as a rock, bloated and yes he was in treatment but couldn’t admit it. He also took speed of all types in incredible quantities. I had read Thom’s article too and boy did he nail it. The King degradation for both Trump and Elvis, sad.
Question is ‘has he been potty trained, as far as we know he just lets go and likes to do it while rambling bullshit, can’t stop for a regular dump anyway.
Very sad. Never have been able to figure out if he alone ruined himself or if others had a heavy hand in it all. Both I guess. I liked “Elvis!” because the actor was so darn good. But when he “goes south”. It’s really hard to watch that fat old drugged has-been.
Another sad example of the perils of fame, money, "success," having nearly everything money can buy, and the attendant pressure, isolation, loneliness, dangerous sycophants, and a personal physician to over-medicate them. Michael Jackson found out too
Recently and to your point Santana said to Citizen Cope “Beware the two h’s heroine and hores “ a little litererary liberty there but he knows and is still standing!
I sure hope so. Look at how much was written about Watergate. This scandal would take a library of books to uncover and explain. Even during his reign of terror, I couldnt keep up with it all. What a time in our history. 🙄
Agree to all of the above "When will we learn everything that really happened." I was just discussing this and I said we never knew about Nixon's treachery with Vietnam scuttling the Paris Peace Treaty to end the war. MF. Thousands died because of Nixon back channeling as a candidate AGAINST the interests of the USA. We never learned until the Nixon Library released the evidence 25 years later. So, we are just going to sit back and let Old Elvis Trump meet with Orban, slur his instructions (pleas) at rallies to Putin if you're listening. Yeah, the same old reruns, but the MF is still evil and ruthless. I want the MSM to go deep on Egypt 10M donation. Go deep NOW on who Trump sold the stolen classified docs to. Go deep on Clarence Thomas colluding with Aileen Cannon to throw the slam dunk classified docs trial. Go deep on Alito, Thomas engineering the Presidents are immune BS. Did they tell Trump's lawyers to file that one? There is no bottom, people!
John Robert’s wrote the bullshit immunity opinion (and frankly it’s all bullshit). So he along with his other 5 brethren are all responsible for this loaded pile of crap that they pushed onto the American people. We aren’t above the law, but rumpf is and it pisses me off! He is definitely not special. However what goes around comes around and his comeuppance is on the way!
Wait till we find out that Trump is wheeled of the plane into a bread truck and to the rally in a furniture dolly. The guy we see coming off the plane is an underpaid look alike.
It seems like ‘News Organizations’ are dying. Used to be we relied on them to keep us informed. But since their focus is on money, we now have to force them to cover what matters. Just like Politicians.
(That is why it is so important to financially support independent journalists - the new “News”!)
I firmly believe that spoken clear as a bell...'I want to congratulate Vladimir Putin' comment was a CALL to his handler that he'd like more help in the election. He can't help but.to make unsubtle messages like the 2016 infamous, 'Russia, if your listening, find the 30 thousand emails ......' Remember that gem??
The age of consent was disgraceful in many states back then. Recently, when Tennessee was passing its one man, one woman marriage law, they left off the age of consent for marriage altogether (since changed after much controversy). Still very much icky.
Which I will get a small sum of money, came about from the masters, having all of those lovely innocent slave children as play toys. And what the masters had, perhaps many of the overseers had if not immediately then eventually. That can get baked into a culture.
Big difference between Elvis and trump. Elvis was only an 8th degree black belt. trump is a 10th degree black belt. Big, strong men with tears in their eyes wanted to give him an 11th degree black belt, because he was the greatest and most beautiful 10th degree black belt ever.
The poor queen-had to put up with the trumps. Everyone looks so happy in those pictures-almost as happy as Donny looked at the podium standing next to Putin
Wow, very Trump-like of him. But to his credit, I heard third- or fourth-hand that his nickname "The King" was appropriate. Too bad he's no longer with us, as he and Hunter Biden could have a literal dick-measuring contest.
He's getting crazier. I need him to stay alive long enough to go to fucking prison. Looks like Judge Chutkin isn't wasting any time on the Election Interference Case! She said: "Trump's legal team had provided “no meaningful evidence” the former president had been prosecuted for "vindictive and political purposes". "Judge Chutkan has scheduled a fresh hearing on 16 August to discuss next steps in the case." YES! ✌️
I don’t think he allows Melania into his toilet so he’d probably have to wait for the 10 AM hair stylist to show up. Or maybe he wears a life alert necklace? Might be able to get a package deal on the necklace with his depends subscription. Maybe Egypt can help him out with another $10 million.
Stalin. Do you know the story of his demise? He wasn’t exactly forgotten bc no one cared, but he had locked himself in his private quarters in a large house. He had given orders to not be disturbed for any reason. I don’t remember the details. Google it. But he had a stroke behind those doors. People tried to rouse him. No answer. And they left him alone But some worker on the premises finally got in. He had been suffering. Yes. This is how I want The Felon to go. I want him to feel loss. Scared. Small. Alone. The humiliations of lying there left only to count the miseries you’ve caused.
Reminds me : Two Corinthians walk into a bar.......One says to the other, "Why does this guy Trump keep talking about us?" At this point, Hannibal Lecter leans over their table and says, "Yeah, tell me about it." (apologies, I literally just came up with that at your inspiration. Needs work)
Yeah, I thought I couldn't be surprised by any level of ignorance but "gas pump with electricity come through it" got me. The fuckery is often dumber than anyone could anticipate.
I had a friend when I was a kid who was wondering if there was any gas in an old junk car we had found...he lit a match to find out when peering in...he really did look so goofy without eyebrows...
Well, if he finally gets remanded to jail, he will fly his little jet, loaded with all the secret documents he stole, to Moscow who will be delighted to receive them. The CIA will be forced to shoot said jet down, to protect the secret documents getting into enemy hands. And Donny will finally be able to meet his match, the sharks in the Atlantic Ocean.
Von trump is putin’s toy and spy. Of course he can only praise his kremlin master and mentor. He is a traitor to America and must be treated as such. Justice must be delivered swiftly. Jail him at last. Thank you
There is nothing new in his stump speeches because he is at the stage where he retains very little new information. Whether it is Fronto-Temporal Dementia or Tertiary Syphilis - who knows, maybe he caught a brain worm from RFK JR. - the signs are obvious to all who will listen to him speak. He has a dementing illness and he is compromised. He is running to stay out of jail and his handlers/enablers are propping him so they can get the reins of power.
He is a master of deflection. Whenever he loses the thread, the little accordion hands go into overdrive and he says, "Just think" and changes the subject.
He lacks any ability to think through a situation. We saw it in his televised fight with the Black Journalists. He can't come up with any response to a challenge of his behavior except rage.
Why hasn't more been made of the Epstein tapes which has Donnie, Epstein and other high profile males engaged in sexual behavior with underage girls(rape?)
And what Epstein's lawyers did to these young ladies was completely despicable,victim shaming and attacking,like Trumpy,when you have no actual defense, attack the prosecution.
Media will get around to it, someday, maybe. Meanwhile, they’ve still got boxes full of “Why Won’t Kamala Debate Donald on Fox?!”, “Joe Biden’s Old”, and “something something blah blah re: Doug Emhoff’s First Marriage” to rummage around in.
I will make this observation. When the Orange Jesus cites "Indian or Black" and one pauses, the stain of racism still lingers within. When one considers gender as a factor, the stain of sexism still lingers. They are dog whistles. I grew up with this stuff. I know the code, and I fight the demon every day. We are in a time of many gifted women in politics and military combat roles. We are in era where the content of one's soul is the determinant. It is more than preventing Neo Fascism engulfing us; it is matter of our souls. As Jeff so correctly evinces, Elvis is dead. Side note: Praising Putin? Dear God, has shame and patriotism so fully left this flawed person?
Or perhaps another magazine spanking with Stormy's or Kamala's picture on it. Imagine the weird shit this sick bastard is into that we don't even hear about. It's probably just as well.
I'm confident That Pootie has worse tapes in reserve. I'm willing to believe that there is one of Putin abusing him. Drumpf does love a strong man. Wasn't Roy Cohn gay? Died of AIDs, right?
According to the Borowitz Report, Pres. Biden offered Putin Russia's greatest American asset, but Putin said the asset was too old and demented and not worth bargaining for.
According to the Borowitz report, Pres. Biden offered Putin Russia's greatest American asset, but Putin said the asset was too old and demented, and not worth anything anymore. Turned the offer down.
Commented this elsewhere, bu has anyone noticed they're not even equipping the paid actors behind him with MAGA hats? Two people behind that I could see had on Trump hats, while the others with hats just said USA. And there were more people without hats than with.
I know it seems like a minor thing, but check out video of one of his earlier rallies and you'll see most of the people behind him are wearing, if not MAGA hats, then at least red hats. In last night's rally they couldn't even bother with passing out red hats, let alone MAGA hats.
To me it says how little spending money his campaign actually has. They can afford to hire the "actors" behind him to hold up stupid signs ("You're Fired!" is so 2015), but they can't afford to give them hats.
donOLD is looking more and more like a crash and burn. No wonder Republicans are panicked and the only real defense they can give is the same, also tired and old, "It's not helpful", or equally milquetoast defense.
They’re skimping on the hats so LDFF can pocket the contributions to pay for his Dime-store lawyers, and the rest keeps him in McDonalds for a long time
In the video of the Atlanta crowd comparisms, I also have to wonder how many of the trump attendees were literally paid to be there - obviously the standard 9 years long trump trick of paying a few 'token blacks' to stand prominently behind his lectern, but also how many are part of the 'Dead-like travelling trump caravan who sell his merchandise.
Good Morning Jeff… we are seeing in real time dementia creep happening with Donald. The more we call him weird he acts weirder, the more we bait him as psycho he will act more psycho… he’s a simple guy. He gets on stage in Georgia, get a kiss from a Black gal and says he may never go home to the “First Lady”…excuse me Donald but Jill Biden is the First Lady, not Mel, and I’m sure she can’t can’t speak to that issue. Then he praises Putin….. we should all ask why… He praises Xi as “brilliant”, we should ask why…
Apparently he has a copy of the 'Resolute Desk' at Flab-a-lago,where he's going to fix 'the Afghanistan',he rides onto the green while cheating at golf wearing his POTUS shirt,when he loses again if you sent Lindsay Graham and Ted Cruz to tell him he's still President... he wouldn't know the difference...
by the way, while researching Elvis at the end of his career, I found some batshit crazy behavior.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/629604/elvis-presley-bizarre-concert-appearances
"Presley had been feuding with Kathy Westmoreland, a soprano back-up singer who once dated Presley but had since moved on to another member of the band. That night, a jilted Presley introduced her and then offered his personal thoughts. “She will take affection from anybody, any place, any time,” he told the audience. “In fact, she gets it from the whole band.” Presley repeated the insult the following night in Uniondale, New York. The third night, in Norfolk, Virginia, he continued his verbal assault, this time making more graphic sexual remarks in a lowered voice. Westmoreland walked off the stage but eventually stayed on the tour."
decades ago, Howard Stern used to play an audio clip on his radio show of Elvis high as a kite on stage, fucking up the lyrics and then dissolving into laughter. I wanted to use it for this piece but couldn't find it
We now have the advantage of seeing his autopsy results. He had been injecting Codeine for so long some places in his intestines had clumps of something like chalk, hard as a rock, bloated and yes he was in treatment but couldn’t admit it. He also took speed of all types in incredible quantities. I had read Thom’s article too and boy did he nail it. The King degradation for both Trump and Elvis, sad.
Elvis died while trying to take a dump. Trump and his golden toilet have a date with destiny.
Question is ‘has he been potty trained, as far as we know he just lets go and likes to do it while rambling bullshit, can’t stop for a regular dump anyway.
Who needs a golden toilet when Trump wears a golden diaper!
Sad for Elvis; #FDT forever.
Damn. The piece you used was bad enough. I had to stop at "Fat Albert"; it was just too much, too embarrassing to hear a wreck like that.
Very sad. Never have been able to figure out if he alone ruined himself or if others had a heavy hand in it all. Both I guess. I liked “Elvis!” because the actor was so darn good. But when he “goes south”. It’s really hard to watch that fat old drugged has-been.
Another sad example of the perils of fame, money, "success," having nearly everything money can buy, and the attendant pressure, isolation, loneliness, dangerous sycophants, and a personal physician to over-medicate them. Michael Jackson found out too
Recently and to your point Santana said to Citizen Cope “Beware the two h’s heroine and hores “ a little litererary liberty there but he knows and is still standing!
I know someone who met Carlos on vacation. Said he was very low key, personable, humble.
He measured his Dexadrine by the handful. That had to be done or he would crash.
I shudder at what may be going on behind the scenes… what do you bet Jeff, that there will be books later on on the scandals & the dumbfuckery?
Hopefully they'll be some books on how the Supreme Court colluded with Trump to steal an election and overthrow the government.
It’s pretty quiet right now that it is ‘vacation time’ for those dumb bastards. Where could they be, anywhere that a yacht can go.
Or a RV.
I sure hope so. Look at how much was written about Watergate. This scandal would take a library of books to uncover and explain. Even during his reign of terror, I couldnt keep up with it all. What a time in our history. 🙄
Agree to all of the above "When will we learn everything that really happened." I was just discussing this and I said we never knew about Nixon's treachery with Vietnam scuttling the Paris Peace Treaty to end the war. MF. Thousands died because of Nixon back channeling as a candidate AGAINST the interests of the USA. We never learned until the Nixon Library released the evidence 25 years later. So, we are just going to sit back and let Old Elvis Trump meet with Orban, slur his instructions (pleas) at rallies to Putin if you're listening. Yeah, the same old reruns, but the MF is still evil and ruthless. I want the MSM to go deep on Egypt 10M donation. Go deep NOW on who Trump sold the stolen classified docs to. Go deep on Clarence Thomas colluding with Aileen Cannon to throw the slam dunk classified docs trial. Go deep on Alito, Thomas engineering the Presidents are immune BS. Did they tell Trump's lawyers to file that one? There is no bottom, people!
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/08/06/nixon-vietnam-candidate-conspired-with-foreign-power-win-election-215461/
Rachel Maddow gave up trying to track all the people in his cabinet that he fired while in office in just the first year.
John Robert’s wrote the bullshit immunity opinion (and frankly it’s all bullshit). So he along with his other 5 brethren are all responsible for this loaded pile of crap that they pushed onto the American people. We aren’t above the law, but rumpf is and it pisses me off! He is definitely not special. However what goes around comes around and his comeuppance is on the way!
Wait till we find out that Trump is wheeled of the plane into a bread truck and to the rally in a furniture dolly. The guy we see coming off the plane is an underpaid look alike.
Is potato 🥔
Lol, thanks 😊 ☺️
Depends on how things go November 5th. If our fine fellow citizens don't show up, books critical of Orange Nero may become a memory.
If he wins, he will have a Nazi book barbecue and those books you mentioned will be the first on the pile
Hopefully, they will have a bigger impact than the Epstein Files.
Right?! Whatever happened to the Epstein Files?!
It seems like ‘News Organizations’ are dying. Used to be we relied on them to keep us informed. But since their focus is on money, we now have to force them to cover what matters. Just like Politicians.
(That is why it is so important to financially support independent journalists - the new “News”!)
I agree with you, Susan. Independent journalism is the only thing we can really count on. 👍
Apparently 'corporations' are the new 4th branch of government.
Harris campaign is on it is my guess.
'Make America Sane Again'
I firmly believe that spoken clear as a bell...'I want to congratulate Vladimir Putin' comment was a CALL to his handler that he'd like more help in the election. He can't help but.to make unsubtle messages like the 2016 infamous, 'Russia, if your listening, find the 30 thousand emails ......' Remember that gem??
Except for the 8 who spent a 4th of July in Russia.
Broligarchs!
😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
I still can't get over how he was allowed to be with a 14-year-old when he was 24. His whole relationship with Priscilla is bizarre.
The age of consent was disgraceful in many states back then. Recently, when Tennessee was passing its one man, one woman marriage law, they left off the age of consent for marriage altogether (since changed after much controversy). Still very much icky.
The age of consent is still disgraceful in most states, unfortunately: https://equalitynow.org/news_and_insights/only-13-of-50-us-states-have-passed-legislation-banning-child-marriage-we-still-have-a-long-road-ahead/
Funny how the puritanical red states don't address that
Or if they do, it is often to support child marriage: https://www.newsweek.com/republicans-make-case-child-marriage-1786476
Just like nasty ass Jerry Lee Lewis too.
And with Jerry Lee it was his 3rd cousin also.
I've always wondered why her parents permitted that move to Graceland. Weird.
Money, fame, and power. Just like the parents of the children who Michael Jackson befriended. Some parents don't deserve to be..
Hit the nail on the head!
Yes. I cannot imagine.
$$$?
It's a "southern thang."
Which I will get a small sum of money, came about from the masters, having all of those lovely innocent slave children as play toys. And what the masters had, perhaps many of the overseers had if not immediately then eventually. That can get baked into a culture.
Bet not get.
Big difference between Elvis and trump. Elvis was only an 8th degree black belt. trump is a 10th degree black belt. Big, strong men with tears in their eyes wanted to give him an 11th degree black belt, because he was the greatest and most beautiful 10th degree black belt ever.
That has to be the biggest bestest black belt. Emphasis on biggest.
Very LONG belt...
Are you sure you're not thinking of his cummerbund from his ridiculous get up for dinner with the queen?
https://images.app.goo.gl/URfLzFhagXzbR5TW6
Penguin boy.
The poor queen-had to put up with the trumps. Everyone looks so happy in those pictures-almost as happy as Donny looked at the podium standing next to Putin
It must of been difficult for the Queen because,like everyone else... she's seen the First Lady naked.
That is just disgustingly gross.🤮
What in great, blue hell is THAT?
My husband once asked me, "Can you imagine Trump naked???"
I then beat him with his own leg. 🌊🌊🌊
Are you referring to the size of the belt he needs to hold up his pants?
I think he's double-diapered, so he may not need a belt. 💩🙂
trump is also grandmaster of forked tongue fu, the art of lying without a large swath of the population knowing that he's lying
😜😂😂😂
If you can find a copy, read Albert Goldman’s “Elvis”. It’s a really deep dive.
Woah! That’s horrible
She shoulda sued his fat ass. I guess back then that type of harassment was so common that women just had to take it.
Wow, very Trump-like of him. But to his credit, I heard third- or fourth-hand that his nickname "The King" was appropriate. Too bad he's no longer with us, as he and Hunter Biden could have a literal dick-measuring contest.
He's getting crazier. I need him to stay alive long enough to go to fucking prison. Looks like Judge Chutkin isn't wasting any time on the Election Interference Case! She said: "Trump's legal team had provided “no meaningful evidence” the former president had been prosecuted for "vindictive and political purposes". "Judge Chutkan has scheduled a fresh hearing on 16 August to discuss next steps in the case." YES! ✌️
About fucking time me thinks
She won’t take any of his BS, she’ll just get on with it. She’s known to be a no nonsense judge.
Can’t wait to see this!!!!
I’m with you there. Death would be far to easy for him. Lock his diaper covered ass up and throw away the key!
Lock him up with JD, that'd be a hell unto itself...
Susan Niemann, it seems that the arguments and appeals can continue. If so, they will.
Jack Smith can start releasing any evidence he sees fit...
UnFaiR - so close to the DNC - ever more proof she's out to get him.
She has a cousin who voted for Obama-so we know that she’s prejudiced against Trump!
Yes it's looking good
I continue to be surprised he hasn’t already collapsed on his gold-painted toilet. And found like the next day because no one fucking cares.
Walt Nauda will hire a forklift and move him to the golf course/cemetery, recently renamed 'Carroll-lago'.
NOW I get it - because he can't come up with her settlement! She gets the deed in lieu.
😊🎊😆🎊👏🏻🎊👏🏻🎊🎊🎊
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
'I'll take 'The Rapist' for $600 Alex'
I’ll take “Penis Mightier” for $600
Well, we know no one would show up to look for him until at least noon due to "executive time."
Likely he already smells like a rotting corpse.
I don’t think he allows Melania into his toilet so he’d probably have to wait for the 10 AM hair stylist to show up. Or maybe he wears a life alert necklace? Might be able to get a package deal on the necklace with his depends subscription. Maybe Egypt can help him out with another $10 million.
His toilet will probably be declared a Superfund clean-up site.
Donttttt speak that into existence, I live in Florida and deal with superfund cleanup! 😭😂😭😂
Where’s Tyrion Lannister when we need him? 🤣
Stalin. Do you know the story of his demise? He wasn’t exactly forgotten bc no one cared, but he had locked himself in his private quarters in a large house. He had given orders to not be disturbed for any reason. I don’t remember the details. Google it. But he had a stroke behind those doors. People tried to rouse him. No answer. And they left him alone But some worker on the premises finally got in. He had been suffering. Yes. This is how I want The Felon to go. I want him to feel loss. Scared. Small. Alone. The humiliations of lying there left only to count the miseries you’ve caused.
"now, a charger is a gas pump with electricity come through it. is that good"
fucking magnets, how do they work
EXACTLY
How is the shark not electrocuted by the goddamn battery!!!
Is Hannibal Lector riding the shark? Bc his role in all this def needs investigating. What is the MSM hiding?
An AI generated Hannibal Lector response to trump is making its hilarious rounds:
https://youtu.be/UwVvmKA6GNE?feature=shared
🤣
'Dumpster scum"...I love it!🤣
😂😂😂😂
Why doesn't Trump want to debate Kamala?
Hannibal Lector replies, "Is he afraid of being eaten alive?"
Dr. Lector would vomit at the first bite- that is if he could get past the cooking stage.
Lot of gristle to get through.
Maybe Hannibal is -inside- the shark, like Jonah. Wait for that story at a future tRump rally....
Except, good Christian that he is, someone would have to explain Jonah to him. Kind of like "2 corinthians."
Reminds me : Two Corinthians walk into a bar.......One says to the other, "Why does this guy Trump keep talking about us?" At this point, Hannibal Lecter leans over their table and says, "Yeah, tell me about it." (apologies, I literally just came up with that at your inspiration. Needs work)
"I wish we could get this Trump guy to stop talking about us. Lecter leans in and says "I may have a solution to your problem."
Still workshopping.
We're going to have to consult 'Q'...which I'm pretty sure is Alex Jones.
Someone should look into this!
And why is he doing the Macarana??
It's an electric shark.
🤣😂
I always think that when he tells that idiotic story-guess MAGA doesn’t think that deeply
That's when the Kool-Aid starts kicking in...
Yeah, I thought I couldn't be surprised by any level of ignorance but "gas pump with electricity come through it" got me. The fuckery is often dumber than anyone could anticipate.
Have you met Senator Tubervlle & Ms Lauren Bobert?
Tubular and Handyjob? Yeah. I don't even try to figure their shitwitery.
Throw in Marg 3 toes & it's a trilateral commission. Of idiots.
I had a friend when I was a kid who was wondering if there was any gas in an old junk car we had found...he lit a match to find out when peering in...he really did look so goofy without eyebrows...
If you want to understand magnets, nothing is better than the GOAT, Richard Feynman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lL-hXO27Q&ab_channel=ChristopherSykes
Thanks but it was a specific joke: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/miracles-fucking-magnets-how-do-they-work
They do walk among us….
Fine until wet.
Well you know they don’t work underwater! 😆
That ICP gif has come in handy a few times lately as a response to some of his I don’t understand science bullshit 😂
Looking Ahead: Maybe after DonOLD loses in 2024, there'll be a black job available for him in Florida.
Simone Biles: “I like my black job!”
Priceless!💋
💋!!!💋!!!💋!!!💋!!! She is awesome.
And the diversity of that women’s team…🇺🇸l 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
Ugh, we don’t want his old raggedy ass here either!!
I don’t think they want him in Moscow anymore either! 🤣
I'm sure they have penthouse available for him...with a rickety balcony...
Well, if he finally gets remanded to jail, he will fly his little jet, loaded with all the secret documents he stole, to Moscow who will be delighted to receive them. The CIA will be forced to shoot said jet down, to protect the secret documents getting into enemy hands. And Donny will finally be able to meet his match, the sharks in the Atlantic Ocean.
😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌
Von trump is putin’s toy and spy. Of course he can only praise his kremlin master and mentor. He is a traitor to America and must be treated as such. Justice must be delivered swiftly. Jail him at last. Thank you
There is nothing new in his stump speeches because he is at the stage where he retains very little new information. Whether it is Fronto-Temporal Dementia or Tertiary Syphilis - who knows, maybe he caught a brain worm from RFK JR. - the signs are obvious to all who will listen to him speak. He has a dementing illness and he is compromised. He is running to stay out of jail and his handlers/enablers are propping him so they can get the reins of power.
He is a master of deflection. Whenever he loses the thread, the little accordion hands go into overdrive and he says, "Just think" and changes the subject.
He lacks any ability to think through a situation. We saw it in his televised fight with the Black Journalists. He can't come up with any response to a challenge of his behavior except rage.
I'm going with undiagnosed syphilis resulting in frontotemporal diaper rash. 🙂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do they have to pay people extra to sit behind him and smell his farts?
Yes. Yes, they do.
Well we know that won't allow masks. Although a good photoshop of the crowd in gasmasks would be awesome.
Mike Hammer, you mean the illegal aliens from the insane asylums haven’t taken those “black jobs”?
😅🤣
👩🍳 💋
Fart bonus.😆😆
Hazard pay.
😂😂
They better get the money up front, because otherwise the people on those buses they fill to go to those rallies more than likely don't get paid!
I guess that's the 'black jobs' he's talking about??
It would have to be a lot of money
Amazing how he still blathers on about Putin after his bestie's not-so-subtle deal with Biden. Even Vlad has moved on.
Ah, but Trump's gonna give Putin a whole country!
Why hasn't more been made of the Epstein tapes which has Donnie, Epstein and other high profile males engaged in sexual behavior with underage girls(rape?)
I wanna know that too. Why does he always manage to escape accountability? Hopefully that will be ending soon.
From your fingers to god’s eyes.
And what Epstein's lawyers did to these young ladies was completely despicable,victim shaming and attacking,like Trumpy,when you have no actual defense, attack the prosecution.
Probably because the other high-profile men are important, unlike drumpf.
Some of the high profile men include Prince Andrew,Richard Branson and Bill Clinton.
Media will get around to it, someday, maybe. Meanwhile, they’ve still got boxes full of “Why Won’t Kamala Debate Donald on Fox?!”, “Joe Biden’s Old”, and “something something blah blah re: Doug Emhoff’s First Marriage” to rummage around in.
I will make this observation. When the Orange Jesus cites "Indian or Black" and one pauses, the stain of racism still lingers within. When one considers gender as a factor, the stain of sexism still lingers. They are dog whistles. I grew up with this stuff. I know the code, and I fight the demon every day. We are in a time of many gifted women in politics and military combat roles. We are in era where the content of one's soul is the determinant. It is more than preventing Neo Fascism engulfing us; it is matter of our souls. As Jeff so correctly evinces, Elvis is dead. Side note: Praising Putin? Dear God, has shame and patriotism so fully left this flawed person?
Selfishness, shame and patriotism never found purchase within 20 feet of the demented Donald.
I think you meant selflessness, not selfishness (darn autocorrect).
Never seen anyone more desperate for someone's dick than Trump is for Putin's.
I think he just wants to be slapped silly insulted and kicked in the butt.
Or perhaps another magazine spanking with Stormy's or Kamala's picture on it. Imagine the weird shit this sick bastard is into that we don't even hear about. It's probably just as well.
I stull think the pee tape story is true, and the tape is out there..
I think whatever Putin has on TRump is much more salacious and compromising than some pee pee tape...
Probably tapes of him raping children. I absolutely believe the accusers.
Like Miss Teenage America age girls? Or younger? Gag.
I'm confident That Pootie has worse tapes in reserve. I'm willing to believe that there is one of Putin abusing him. Drumpf does love a strong man. Wasn't Roy Cohn gay? Died of AIDs, right?
Without a doubt.
He won't let a woman hit him hard. But he's begging to have his pelvis broken by Vlad's manly jack-booted foot
Maybe Trump will be in the next prisoner exchange...maybe some cash and a few draft picks... someone who doesn't cheat...
Would Putin take him? Even the devil doesn't seem to want him (he STILL ain't dead!).
According to the Borowitz Report, Pres. Biden offered Putin Russia's greatest American asset, but Putin said the asset was too old and demented and not worth bargaining for.
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I vote for that! But, only after he has gone to prison.
He is fond of being SPANKED
( Stormy knows )
Or something in the butt!
I'm thinking more like TRump with a very young girl doing the naughty... TRump is scared shitless whatever Putin has on him.
Agreed. Apparently not the women peeing on him in a hotel in Moscow. That is supposedly fake news, and also nothing Trump would want to hide.
Yeah but... it's really hard to blackmail someone when they already confess to everything beforehand....
'Kicked?'...or whatever...
According to the Borowitz report, Pres. Biden offered Putin Russia's greatest American asset, but Putin said the asset was too old and demented, and not worth anything anymore. Turned the offer down.
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Commented this elsewhere, bu has anyone noticed they're not even equipping the paid actors behind him with MAGA hats? Two people behind that I could see had on Trump hats, while the others with hats just said USA. And there were more people without hats than with.
I know it seems like a minor thing, but check out video of one of his earlier rallies and you'll see most of the people behind him are wearing, if not MAGA hats, then at least red hats. In last night's rally they couldn't even bother with passing out red hats, let alone MAGA hats.
To me it says how little spending money his campaign actually has. They can afford to hire the "actors" behind him to hold up stupid signs ("You're Fired!" is so 2015), but they can't afford to give them hats.
donOLD is looking more and more like a crash and burn. No wonder Republicans are panicked and the only real defense they can give is the same, also tired and old, "It's not helpful", or equally milquetoast defense.
They’re skimping on the hats so LDFF can pocket the contributions to pay for his Dime-store lawyers, and the rest keeps him in McDonalds for a long time
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Agree! Money is scarce!!!
And while you can read YOU'RE FIRED clearly, it is almost impossible to read the fine print that this is directed at Kamala instead of at Donald
Maybe they were trying to sell the hats and no body would buy them ?
In the video of the Atlanta crowd comparisms, I also have to wonder how many of the trump attendees were literally paid to be there - obviously the standard 9 years long trump trick of paying a few 'token blacks' to stand prominently behind his lectern, but also how many are part of the 'Dead-like travelling trump caravan who sell his merchandise.
That I believe. But, they're sure not providing hats anymore.
“Hats not provided.” BYOH
Yeah, I remember $50.
Yep,and the 'You're fired' signs were supposed to be for Biden.
I loved those signs. The writing at the top was illegible and the rest was a message for rump.
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LETS FACE IT HE'S BATSHIT CRAZY.
Good Morning Jeff… we are seeing in real time dementia creep happening with Donald. The more we call him weird he acts weirder, the more we bait him as psycho he will act more psycho… he’s a simple guy. He gets on stage in Georgia, get a kiss from a Black gal and says he may never go home to the “First Lady”…excuse me Donald but Jill Biden is the First Lady, not Mel, and I’m sure she can’t can’t speak to that issue. Then he praises Putin….. we should all ask why… He praises Xi as “brilliant”, we should ask why…
And his people refuse to see or hear what is right in front of them.
Apparently he has a copy of the 'Resolute Desk' at Flab-a-lago,where he's going to fix 'the Afghanistan',he rides onto the green while cheating at golf wearing his POTUS shirt,when he loses again if you sent Lindsay Graham and Ted Cruz to tell him he's still President... he wouldn't know the difference...