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Bob Bowden's avatar

You mean the one about the couch… being a sectional?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

in fact the first draft was 'ottoman' and the second draft was 'sofa'

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Norma's avatar

My mother-in-law used to say Davenport 😉

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Mps's avatar

How about Chesterfield?

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Bob Bowden's avatar

My careless Grandma burned the house down smoking Chesterfields on the Davenport while listening to the Victrola

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

😆😆😆

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Bob Bowden's avatar

This just in:

Due to legal judgments, Rudy Giulliani and Mike Lindell need to crash on JD’s futon

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Ive had this exact problem with my autobio. I keep spelling ottoman wrong (by typing out automon like a fucking idiot). **writer problems**

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Ole Anderson's avatar

That is most unfortunate

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Babe Paley's avatar

I think it's sexxxional.

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cablecargal's avatar

Exxxcellent!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nicely played Bob!!

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