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Sep 23, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

I just paid $50 to say that John Fetterman is a *fucking* **BOSS**

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I like how the second Don Jr. pic/post falsely claims to be from Earth.

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1. Menendez has always been shady

2. Bar drinks at airports are just as expensive as the food. Brooks has always been an ass

3. Gaetz’ coke or baby butt talc? Gaetz has always been shady.

4. Sure let’s have a civil war, they’ll just fucking shoot each other. Nothing shady here, just stupidity.

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That Brooks tweet(?) was roundly pounded in the WaPo comments section on their article about it. But what a lot of folks missed was that what he did wasn't bad because he posted the cost of the meal, but because he took a swipe at the economy without mentioning that the majority of his meal cost was his booze. Most commenters focused on his complaint about the meal cost, not the fact he's supposed to be a base a journalist and posted a complete lie, while taking a swipe at the economy.

And Senator Fetterman's trolling is next level. After all, did you notice the sweatshirt is a Carhartt?

Speaking of Carhartt, why is it that reich wingers seem to think they're the ONLY ones who buy Bud Light, M&Ms, guns, Carhartt, etc., etc.? They seem convinced that they're the only consumers in the nation, and no-one else on the internet is capable of fact checking simply because they aren't.

It's why people are so willing to call them ignorant.

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John Fetterman is the best.

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This seems to have been a particularly stupid week among stupid weeks. In fact, just when you think a week couldn’t get more stupid, some member of the GOP says, “Hold my beer.” If this trajectory continues, you may have to change Saturday’s title to “This Week in Imbecilic, Delusional, Bat-shit crazy, Psychosis”.

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Apparently Charlie Kirk has taken a page from Jim Baker's play book. Accuse others of what you yourself are doing...because if I'm a dirt bag, you must be one too. Loser.

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Oh, it’s Scotch? I thought it was Brooks’s urine sample. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Doesn’t everyone know Tim Scott is gay af? I saw the ‘60’s buzzwords ‘confirmed bachelor’ thrown out in a few articles, which is imho proof enough. He and DeSanityless need to stay in their Florida closets and leave people tf alone. Phony fucks.

Ok, used my fuck quota up for this morning. Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Brooks complaining about the exorbitant cost of his meal all while letting $15 worth of toppings go to waste. Wanker.

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I love you Jeff. You brighten my otherwise stupid day

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I really despise Gym Jordan but that Matt Gaetz is almost just as obnoxious. I hope I live long enough to see him defeated (actually everyone in the "Freedom" Caucus). It is amazing how many ignorant voters we have in this country. I was always hoping once Rupert Murdoch resigned there would be a chance the radicalism of their shows would change but it appears the son is just as bad.

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Who would’ve thought that we’d live in a world where a politician who happens to be single feels it not only necessary, but required to make a public statement confirming their cisgender heterosexuality? Why do they fucking care so much? Who fucking cares?

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Hadn't run across that Fetterman joke yet. Damn that's great. Damn.

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I love Jeff’s weekly rap up. The best: “found object Charlie Kirk” 😂

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Sep 23, 2023·edited Sep 23, 2023

Only a stone cold degenerate drunk drinks bourbon with a burger in the afternoon. Or really any time. A beer or coke fer chrissakes

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