Boebert gets groped, Don Jr. gets doped, and so much more ...
Thank you Jeff.
With Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, and the Freedumb caucus in the House - there was such a surplus of stupidity I'd forgotten about Ron Johnson, U.S. Senator representing Russia. It is a great feeling to know that John Kennedy, Ron Johnson, Lauren Boebert, and others are still out there helping the United States shine a bright beacon of democracy for the rest of the world.
Maybe it's all part of the GOP plan to control immigration. Perhaps they envision an America where no one wants to reside?
I don't know whether Trump called this kicking the ball in a hole in one but he did announce last week that he won a golf tournament recently, beat everybody else. Then why does he look like a puffed up sweat hog who's about to faint in the heat and looks a tad dimwitted when all the other golfers are trim, fit and obviously just let him say he won because, well, MAGA. I can't bring myself to listen to one word of one of my state's senator as he reads dildo directions. I discovered just certain suggestions trigger my gag reflex. And Ron Johnson, well, until Tuberville came along he was the dumbest Senator who actually takes himself seriously.
LMAO you’ve outdone yourself Jeff. ‘Boobs’ Handsy, formerly known as Bobo hasn’t entirely "lived up to my values" or some such politico-babble she’s spouting. I see no mention of Space Laser Three Names (stole that from Karen on WaPo) but she’s not keeping her head down, it’s just that you have only so much room to write. Thank you my dear Mr. Tiedrich. Sometimes you have to laugh if only to keep from weeping and raging at it all the damn time.
Here ya go Jeff. A headline from today's Washington Post online.
"Speaker McCarthy steps into the breach as his conference toils".
Now I dare anyone to tell me the MSM isn't pulling hard for Republicans to win big in 2024.
I don’t care if you watch porn. I just don’t want to see you do it in public. There’s a time and place for that: bedroom, living room, bathroom, closet. Your choice! The overlap of Kennedy reading while watching that idiot grab Boob-erts was brilliant.
OMG! I haven't laughed this hard since Gilbert Gottfried read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Gray., which btw, would also pair well with Lauren-trash-bin-Boebert's security video. Oh, the humanity!!
Jeff you’re absolutely hysterical!! How can Kennedy equate pornography with ban on books?There’s a gigantic difference between porn and teaching actual history. And Trump is spewing more gibberish than every before. On and on and on!! What a fucked up week as you aptly pointed out!!
Hoebert is very sorry (that a camera proved she was lying). And either she's lying about forgetting she was vaping (and being asked to stop by a pregnant woman), or she's such a selfish, brain-dead d-bag that she can't keep track of all the times she's a selfish, brain-dead d-bag.
Been having some deep thoughts this morning. I am afraid for this nation. The hypocrisy of the GOP, the gas lighting, I'm afraid it will work to a degree we cannot claw our way back from. People are incredibly short-sighted, and the addictive, immediate rush of adrenaline that expressing their hatred provides them is frightening. How do we combat this?
Jeff, you have me howling!! Lost contact lens...of COURSE!!🤣
Will Moms for Liberty and the GOP ban this book: Lauren and Friend Go to the Theater. (It’s a sequel to Lauren Goes Bowling.)
Boebert single-handedly rubs out Pornhub. Film at eleven.
Thanks for keeping me in the loop, Jeff. I’ve been avoiding non-twitter all week.
I can’t stop laughing!!! Another stupid week!
Hilarious. We have to laugh. Thank you.
I watched that footage of Boebert several times...in fact, more than is good for me... and she looked completely manic. Given that we know she doesn’t suffer from bipolar disorder, my conclusion is that she was high as a kite. I truly pity the poor woman who was sitting behind her. Just a disgraceful display.
On another not, listening to Kennedy read sex scenes may be the most powerful anti-aphrodisiac known to man.
Thanks for the brilliant piece!