You'd think these weak links would all be dead by now. No vaccines, no masks, bleach, horse paste, raw milk, more pesticides, more herbicides, no seatbelts, no helmets, free rein for Monsanto, 3m and Dupont to poison us repeatedly, no health care. Yay! Freedom to kill yourself in dozens of ways!!!
It would be possible to do a county-by-county study of life expectancies in the most red and blue parts of the country and see how they compare. The problem on the blue side would be that inner city people face a lot of issues that they do not choose for themselves.
I am not on board with those refusing seat belts who, after a motor vehicle accident become permanent wards of the State as a result of their grievous injuries.
Injuries which could have been avoided had they taken care of themselves, and therefore the community, in the first fucking place.
It's about having an obligation to the group instead of having "rights" for one's self.
Is this possibly related to Muskrats robots that supposedly can do everything? If these asshats had their way. they'd probably allow these robots the right to vote.
A couple of years ago, astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson (who is really good at math), said that people in red states were dying of Covid-19 at five times the rate of blue states, and that it would be enough to sway some elections to the Democrats.
PLEASE! Every one of those MTG et al idiots, find a cow and start sucking! Don’t bother to clean the teats off either. That would make you more perverted than you already are, ya know. Please own the shit out of us woke libs. I’ll just stand off over here in the corner and watch the side effects start to set in. Should make for a good Sunday night or Monday morning wake up show 😈.
just for a second - cause any longer hurts my brain - but just for a second, imagine the staggering level of ignorance required to think that "you sound vaccinated" is an insult
Well, surprise, surprise! Meteorologists in Florida and North Carolina have been facing death threats and angry messages from viewers who think they are complicit in a Democratic-led plot to direct hurricanes toward Republican voting districts.
JIMMY KIMMEL Hurricane jokes:
“And of course, before the storm even hit, the Trumpers were blaming the White House for all this, which is interesting because two weeks ago, 11 House Republicans from Florida voted against keeping the government and FEMA fully funded. Then, when Hurricane Helene came to visit, they all signed a letter asking President Biden for federal funding. This is how it goes now.” —
“Has anyone thought about unplugging America and plugging it back in again? ’Cause it could use a reboot.” —
“Donald Trump should be forced to live on an island with all these people. Listen, dummies, the government can’t control the weather. The only person who can control the weather is Beyoncé.” —
And from Taegan Goddard: “The constant stream of Trump infomercials — hawking watches, silver coins, sneakers, bibles, coffee table books, NFTs — is beginning to feel like a going-out-of-business sale.”
When blue states get destructive storms, it’s the Wrath O’ God for all their unspeakable sins. When storms hit red states, it’s the Satanic Dems manipulating the weather.
There is a branch of Christianity that believes sin and Satan have taken over the world and God is storing up all that wrath for a single stupendous beat down, The Tribulation.
That right there shows how interpretation and the need to be the "right" way causes disagreement and worse. And this is only within Christianity. Add in all the other world religions and the shit really hits the fan. If everyone kept their faith within themselves, what a world it would be.
The mere notion that women (in the plural, no less) think Trumpy's pet vampire (Miller) is "hot" gives me a bilious tummy. Jesse Watters has a screw loose--maybe more than one.
It has been quite some time since the depressing announcement that he had reproduced, and I still haven’t gotten over the idea that someone actually had sex with him.
When I look at him, the VERY LAST thing I think about is “studly”, for some strange and vomitous reason. I can’t even imagine him being intimate with his wife - that has to be a AI baby, IMHO. 🤢
Yeah, show us, please!! Miller is one of the seriously most unattractive people I’ve ever seen. He’s always conjured up images of every Nazi movie character I’ve ever seen, for me, with that dead stare in his eyes. Ugh
As a woman who has generally horrible taste in men (my husband will confirm 😂) there are exactly ZERO universes or alternate realities in which Miller will EVERRRR be even remotely attractive. I would rather fuck a cactus for eternity if he was the only man on earth.
Every week Jeff looks for the stupid, and every week he finds an embarrassment of riches. If Stephen Miller were any more Stephen Millerish, he'd be an actual cartoon. And by the way, Trumpian men are not getting any-- but by all means, Stevo-- promote your version of manhood. There are studies. Single women are walking wide circles around MAGA men.
Jeff Tiedrich is both clever and wise on a daily basis. I’m so grateful that he provides a time capsule for what is happening that is both serious and seriously hilarious. I laughed out loud a bunch of times reading today’s substack and it’s people like him who keep our sense of humor alive during these trying times!
As someone suffering the after effects from the direct hit from Milton right now, I’m straight up cackling at the St. Lucie county sheriff’s office getting flattened by tornados. I haven’t had power since Wednesday afternoon and limited service so this is the first I’m hearing of it and I’m absolutely dying laughing.
Trumps rally in Aurora was very stupid. I live in Denver we are a blue state. We have an awesome Gay Jewish Governor and awesome senators. Every government official disputed his lies about our immigrants. CO is second only to NY in accepting immigrants, we are very welcoming. I think the violence will start by physically attacking immigrants he said as much in his speech.
Damn—this was a great summation of the stupid f-ers! No education needed apparently to be in Congress as a republican! And Miller-EW!!!! I laughed when I read about Eric Trump story (but I do feel bad the bldg was demolished)…. Have a very nice non-stupid weekend everyone! BLUE BLUE BLUE!!!!
"They’re going to own the libs by sluicing back a glass of hot, fresh disease". Oh goodie. Drink up, bitches! Culling the stupid out of your herd this way is a great idea. Stephen Miller is so ghastly-to think he has a wife and a daughter freaks me out. This is all SO stupid we need to think of a bigger adjective to encompass it all.
Y'all have an excellent, fresh milk free weekend. I'm going with a double barrel something. 😂😂
Stephen-I was just there. Explored the city for a day and a half. Went to the distillery-visited the Cave Springs Cemetery and was enthralled with the stunning sculpture. Just a fun town and I can’t wait to go back!!
2. Eric Trump is Sheriff John’s new deputy. Will he now be the one singing 🎶 Put another candle on the birthday cake🎶? (Google it if you don’t know this)
3. E-coli - It’s what’s good for you!
4. St. Lucie sheriff’s office got a makeover from Mother Nature.
Whenever Jesse in the Closet Watters beholds a picture of Stephen Miller, the first words that come to his mind may be ‘sexual matador’, but they’re not the words that come to mind for any living human being.
Who the hell ARE these women that think Stephen Miller is some sort of sex magnet?! More importantly, WHY would Jesse Waters even say something like that during a "serious" interview?! Watters is not only stupid, but he must be legally blind, too.
And yeah...what's up with Miller's spray on hair? Didn't Trump teach him how to grift enough to afford a decent hairpiece? Nothing like running your hands through his...paint.
In the end, I really resent all this constant stupidity and insanity we're subjected to by the MAGA faithful. These idiots are everywhere and damn consistent with their crazy ass claims.
Speaking of crazy, raw milk absolutely is not good for you! In addition to various bacterial diseases, one other thing can result from a steady diet of raw milk -- stomach cancer. My paternal grandfather, born in 1896, grew up in rural Germany drinking unpasteurized milk. He died from stomach cancer at the age of 48. At least two docs told me that this form of cancer used to be quite common before pasteurization. Of course, why believe them -- they're perveyors of science! Horrors!
MAGA thinks being stupid and ignorant is a badge of honor. They revel in being uneducated and illiterate. Just point at them and laugh. BTW- I had salmonella about 28 years ago. Thought I would have to be hospitalized due to hypovolemia from all the vomiting and diarrhea. But I would wish that on MTG and the rest of the MAGA morons.
Pretty sure the women calling in to Jesse Watter's about Stephen Miller weren't saying "sexual matador" they were saying "sexual predator." Hope that clears up the confusion for little Jesse.
Also, friends, my hubs is in Kentucky right now visiting family. His report on yard signs so far:
Kamala: 5
trump: 0
ZERO. In KENTUCKY
And he met a dude in Hardees wearing a "proud Democrat" t-shirt. Keep the faith!!
I've been posting this all over, but I just finished a 1,278-mile road trip through OK, MO, KS, NE, IA, SD, and ND. We saw more signs for "Wall Drug" than for Trump, and even saw some Harris/Walz signs in unexpected places.
They should get out their bible and actually read it. I believe there is a warning in it about false prophets and mystics. How can people believe that Democrats are destroying the country with weather? The amount of stupid this past week is just ridiculous and frankly it is scary. The GOP is not even trying to win, so what is the game plan? Is Vlad going to nuke us? That will change the weather real fast. How about the grid? Someone going to take that down on Jan 7th? Maybe poison the water supplies with raw milk? I hope someone is monitoring the diabolical plans of the infinitely stupid.
That MAGA prophet grift may be the easiest grift of all. I’m waiting to see which of the top grifters suddenly get that kick in the head that sets them onto that post-election career. I dunno who is the most likely opportunist, but… maybe Kari Lake or one of the Arizona criminals? Sure, the expectation is that it’d be someone from the southeast, but there is serious crazy in AZ. Jeez, the more I look at it, a barrel of crazy juice is washing all over the country.
As Kurt Andersen calls it, we are living in Fantasyland. By the way, y’all should read his history of the US by that name; it sure explains a lot.
Weird. Maga just can't science. So Dems have a wether-gadgit-thing to fuck up red states. And yet clamactic charge-thimg is a pure god damn hoax. So lotta damn Dems in SO Cal, million$++++ homes are currently homeless due to the ground shifty-niss. Up north u got Hwy 101 is destroyed by that god durn rain, wildfires so bad you can't even BBQ or roast a marshmallow. But then why don't The god damn Dems fix that shit with their wetheree lazered thingamabob? Answer me that JimBoy?
"You sound vaccinated" you mean intelligent? Thanks, I agree
They have found themselves another Social Darwinism tool to go along with anti-vax, hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin horse paste, etc.
You'd think these weak links would all be dead by now. No vaccines, no masks, bleach, horse paste, raw milk, more pesticides, more herbicides, no seatbelts, no helmets, free rein for Monsanto, 3m and Dupont to poison us repeatedly, no health care. Yay! Freedom to kill yourself in dozens of ways!!!
They are decreasing their survivability with every foolish idea they embrace
It would be possible to do a county-by-county study of life expectancies in the most red and blue parts of the country and see how they compare. The problem on the blue side would be that inner city people face a lot of issues that they do not choose for themselves.
Still more Blue states average a longer life expectancy than Red states.
https://usafacts.org/articles/which-states-have-highest-and-lowest-life-expectancy/
Actually Sporkfoot bought pharmaceutical stocks at the start of the pandemic.
Don't forget "no more food regulations" so they get to have listeria and all kinds of food-borne diseases
MT Barney Rubble Greene believes Listeria is a mouthwash.
...OK I made that up, but it's plausible.
Either that or an attractive light purple vine!
There have been significant excess deaths in the Trumpier counties which may influence some state outcomes.
This doesn’t make me as sad as it should. I just don’t have compassion for people who think listening to Trump and Empty Green is a good idea.
I'm on board with the fatalities.
I am not on board with those refusing seat belts who, after a motor vehicle accident become permanent wards of the State as a result of their grievous injuries.
Injuries which could have been avoided had they taken care of themselves, and therefore the community, in the first fucking place.
It's about having an obligation to the group instead of having "rights" for one's self.
No regulations of anything makes my Crohn’s disease a picnic!🧺
Anyone remember the Palmolive commercial? “You’re soaking in it.”
Give it time, these lunatics will be gone soon enough. “Keep drinking the raw milk, Marge.”
They find a phrase and repeat it like robots. It's too stupid to even address.
Is this possibly related to Muskrats robots that supposedly can do everything? If these asshats had their way. they'd probably allow these robots the right to vote.
Of course, they would have to vote only as instructed in their "programming".
Hey, that kinda sounds like Television-speak. Hmm.
Yup, as ordered by Putin, Musk and Trump.
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Infuriating to even have to deal with it.
A couple of years ago, astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson (who is really good at math), said that people in red states were dying of Covid-19 at five times the rate of blue states, and that it would be enough to sway some elections to the Democrats.
There weren't enough of them died. (Enough = ALL)
Lol.
Love your math. It works for me. lol
Fingers crossed.
At least they self-identify for us so we can avoid them.
The red hats are fabulous, as are the bumper stickers and 100 flags plastered all over the house and vehicles.
Saves a lot of time.
Something in the bible about "you will know the evildoers by the sign on their foreheads" = MAGA hats.
Re: the red hats “And they shall wear the mark of the beast on their forehead…”
PLEASE! Every one of those MTG et al idiots, find a cow and start sucking! Don’t bother to clean the teats off either. That would make you more perverted than you already are, ya know. Please own the shit out of us woke libs. I’ll just stand off over here in the corner and watch the side effects start to set in. Should make for a good Sunday night or Monday morning wake up show 😈.
Suggestion: we'll pretend to not want them to do this, so they do it all the more. Oh noes.
Don’t forget the bleach!!
just for a second - cause any longer hurts my brain - but just for a second, imagine the staggering level of ignorance required to think that "you sound vaccinated" is an insult
'You sound vaccinated'
You sound...
High on meth again
Have brain worms
Married to your cousin
Wearing Velcro shoes
Covfefe
ahahahha!! bravo
Haha. Haven’t heard covfefe in a while
Covfefe was an early warning of the word salad to come.
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😂😂😂
Well done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You sound vaccinated is literally the perfect Twitter catchphrase: stupid, anti-fact, and thinks it's way cooler and "alpha" than it actually is.
These people have a fucked up idea of what a ‘flex’ actually is.
The unctuous derps of MAGA got words Jennifer, brains???
brains?! Not so much.
Now i know!
“Woke” must mean “vaccinated”
Perfect definition Alison!
Well, surprise, surprise! Meteorologists in Florida and North Carolina have been facing death threats and angry messages from viewers who think they are complicit in a Democratic-led plot to direct hurricanes toward Republican voting districts.
JIMMY KIMMEL Hurricane jokes:
“And of course, before the storm even hit, the Trumpers were blaming the White House for all this, which is interesting because two weeks ago, 11 House Republicans from Florida voted against keeping the government and FEMA fully funded. Then, when Hurricane Helene came to visit, they all signed a letter asking President Biden for federal funding. This is how it goes now.” —
“Has anyone thought about unplugging America and plugging it back in again? ’Cause it could use a reboot.” —
“Donald Trump should be forced to live on an island with all these people. Listen, dummies, the government can’t control the weather. The only person who can control the weather is Beyoncé.” —
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/live/624_351/images/live/p0/1y/j5/p01yj5rw.jpg
And from Taegan Goddard: “The constant stream of Trump infomercials — hawking watches, silver coins, sneakers, bibles, coffee table books, NFTs — is beginning to feel like a going-out-of-business sale.”
Why are super Xtian MAGAs, those pillars of piety, blaming the storms on those dastardly Democrats? Isn't the Big Guy in charge of everything?
When blue states get destructive storms, it’s the Wrath O’ God for all their unspeakable sins. When storms hit red states, it’s the Satanic Dems manipulating the weather.
That's pretty interesting. Two if the states hit by Helene have Republican governors, and one has a Democrat governor.
Maybe God should be speaking through Alexa or Siri.. i don’t think that these Repubs clairvoyants are reporting correctly
I think their 'god' is busy watching Jeopardy reruns. No time for this prayer shit.
😂😂🎯🎯
There is a branch of Christianity that believes sin and Satan have taken over the world and God is storing up all that wrath for a single stupendous beat down, The Tribulation.
Sorry if I offend any Christians here, but
fuck off with all these “Branches”… Catholics, Protestants, methodists, morons (i mean Mormons) Lutes, etc etc
That right there shows how interpretation and the need to be the "right" way causes disagreement and worse. And this is only within Christianity. Add in all the other world religions and the shit really hits the fan. If everyone kept their faith within themselves, what a world it would be.
Great case why government should NOT be running religion.
I believe the Rapture comes before the Tribulation. So "they" get to escape before the real fiery shit comes down.
I'll sure miss 'em. Tomorrow works for me.
Maybe we should move donOLD and his ilk to Epstein's Island.
Oh he'll no! That's way to close to me!
*hell* not he'll. Damn predictive text
Kimmel asked the obvious. Why have we not just left the country unplugged for a few days, to get some peace and quiet 🤫
If we're so good at controlling the weather I'd like to submit a request for 75 degrees and sunshine all winter, up here in the NW corner.
Thank you, Jewish Space Laser Force.
Your lips to God’s ears 🤣
Yes he should be relegated to Alcatraz surrounded by sharks!
... and chained to a battery.
Oh nice touch!
Thanks for the laugh Kathleen!
Really Watters? You've been getting "lots of texts" about Stephen Miller being "some kind of a sexual matador?" Show us those texts.
OMG, it is so laughable. The only person more repulsive than Miller is the Orange Dumpster. What a joke.
The mere notion that women (in the plural, no less) think Trumpy's pet vampire (Miller) is "hot" gives me a bilious tummy. Jesse Watters has a screw loose--maybe more than one.
It has been quite some time since the depressing announcement that he had reproduced, and I still haven’t gotten over the idea that someone actually had sex with him.
Maybe IVF?
Nosferatu Miller likely cries like a baby and spastic-convulses when his ejaculate ooze-slimes out.
Damn! Scribbling that caused me to projectile barf.
Looks like a nazi to me. Acts and sounds like one, too. Must be a nazi.
And his soulless Nazi convictions are even worse than his physical creepiness
Let’s not forget Couchfuck boy
When I read that, I vomited little in my mouth. There is no human more repulsive than Nosferatu dead eyes McGoebbels. No one.
Sexual matador? WTF does that even mean??? No, please spare me. The mental images are beyond disturbing. 😵💫
Someone who dodges being gored by a dildo?
🤣 OMG!
Ho Ho Ho!!! That’s a belly laugh!
Your comment gets best award for the day. Loved it!
Omg! This is hilarious 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the chuckle! This column needed a few more!
Just flashed on that photo of Ted "Crusty Undies" Nugent doing a podcast with a collection of huge dildos behind him.
😂😂😂😂*Diddy approved*
Of course, the old Hugh Hefner "Swordsman" reference. I need to find the Dramamine.
🎯🎯🎯🎯
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Meant to say “predator” but switched up to matador…just ick all the way around
Sexual matador— maybe he wears shiny pink satin pants and wiggles his hips a lot.
😂😂😂😂
I'd like to video THAT and put it on all of those obnoxiously bright LED billboards.
🤮🤮😂😂
😂😂😂
He prances around waving a big red cape and then stabs any pissed-off being that comes near him?
Right?!? I physically cringed reading that. Ew...
He’s a studly bull???
No, but he is a steaming heap of stinky, bullsh-t!
Only if he ends up thrusting a sword into his own carotid artery.
When I look at him, the VERY LAST thing I think about is “studly”, for some strange and vomitous reason. I can’t even imagine him being intimate with his wife - that has to be a AI baby, IMHO. 🤢
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Stephen Miller is Trump’s Heinrich Himmler. Through and through.
I call Miller Baby Goebbles. He's the Minister of Propaganda for TRump, just as Goebbels was for Hitler.
Right? He’s more of a human Donny Diaperload. 🤣
This Susan!!
Lebensborn. Everything from forced birth to kidnapping of children.
Yeah, show us, please!! Miller is one of the seriously most unattractive people I’ve ever seen. He’s always conjured up images of every Nazi movie character I’ve ever seen, for me, with that dead stare in his eyes. Ugh
Is Miller hideous because that's the way he is? Or is he the way he is because he's hideous?
Maybe he's part of a LARPing club of fantasy sexual matadors and Hung Cao plays the bull.
Miller looks like a ghoul! That any woman would find him appealing ,amazes me!
"Lots of texts" translation: 4, probably all from George Santos. 💙
Pretty sure they're on Grindr.
As a woman who has generally horrible taste in men (my husband will confirm 😂) there are exactly ZERO universes or alternate realities in which Miller will EVERRRR be even remotely attractive. I would rather fuck a cactus for eternity if he was the only man on earth.
Graphically painful but effective metaphor
Exactly, WTF HI2
But whatever you do, DO NOT show us the people who sent them.
Every week Jeff looks for the stupid, and every week he finds an embarrassment of riches. If Stephen Miller were any more Stephen Millerish, he'd be an actual cartoon. And by the way, Trumpian men are not getting any-- but by all means, Stevo-- promote your version of manhood. There are studies. Single women are walking wide circles around MAGA men.
Jeff Tiedrich is both clever and wise on a daily basis. I’m so grateful that he provides a time capsule for what is happening that is both serious and seriously hilarious. I laughed out loud a bunch of times reading today’s substack and it’s people like him who keep our sense of humor alive during these trying times!
Jeff and all of you are the only thing getting me through this absolute s*** show election.
What I wouldn't give for a nice, boring election like Bush Sr. vs. Dukakis!
True!
I know, right?? I’m laughing all the way through the narrative!! Thanks, Jeff!
True dat Sarah!!
But Steven has those exotic “head stencils” that make him more manly, and yes, more MAGATY.
More magaty! 🤣🤣
Yeah...I'll agree with "more MAGAty, for sure!
I prefer to segue into maggot
....he’d be an actual cartoon.” Hilarious!
If those tornadoes destroying the St Lucie Sheriffs Office wasn’t a message from God, then I don’t know what is…🤣
As someone suffering the after effects from the direct hit from Milton right now, I’m straight up cackling at the St. Lucie county sheriff’s office getting flattened by tornados. I haven’t had power since Wednesday afternoon and limited service so this is the first I’m hearing of it and I’m absolutely dying laughing.
A big, firm HUG to you, Kimmy!
Trumps rally in Aurora was very stupid. I live in Denver we are a blue state. We have an awesome Gay Jewish Governor and awesome senators. Every government official disputed his lies about our immigrants. CO is second only to NY in accepting immigrants, we are very welcoming. I think the violence will start by physically attacking immigrants he said as much in his speech.
Colorado has earned our admiration by judging Trump to be disqualified as an insurrectionist by the 14th Amendment. A wise conclusion !
We lost that fight to the evil SCOTUS
And your state knows how to take out the trash. Tina Peters being shown the door -- to the jail cell. Most excellent accountability!
With Tina getting nine years, it’s fun to scale that up for what the orange turd did.
I’m sure you meant “befouling” not “breathing”?
Damn—this was a great summation of the stupid f-ers! No education needed apparently to be in Congress as a republican! And Miller-EW!!!! I laughed when I read about Eric Trump story (but I do feel bad the bldg was demolished)…. Have a very nice non-stupid weekend everyone! BLUE BLUE BLUE!!!!
Ditto Tess!
@randysvinyltap Just tweeted Randy Bachman with ur info Lisa! Asked him if he authorized.
Looks like it. You've got the vinyl?! I got my first (and only) speeding ticket in 1975, pedal to the medal, groovin' to BTO on my 8 track!!
Most folks acquainted with the song know that it's a parody of the robotic, business worker-bee life. Not a complimentary
To wit:
You get up every morning to alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city.
There's a whistle up above, and people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty.
And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine,
And start your slaving job to get your pay.
If you ever get annoyed, look at me, I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothin' all day.
And I'll be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime, work out...
It's easy as fishin' you could be a musician,
You could make sounds loud or mellow;
Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows.
People see you having fun, just a-lying in the sun,
Tell them that you like it this way-
It's the work that we avoid, and we're all self-employed,
We love to work at nothing all day:
And we be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime.
(solo) Breakdown.
Mercy
Whoo
All right
Take good care
of my business
When I'm away,
every day
Whoo!
1st verse.
And I'll be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime, take care
Takin' care of business, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business (every day)
Takin' care of business (every way)
Takin' care of business (it's all mine)
Takin' care of business and working overtime, whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
We be takin' care of business
We be takin' care of business (fade)
Lyrics do fit Eric perfectly.
Yep, singed into my 70 year old brain. Because it was in played a fucking million times on 98 Rock.
"They’re going to own the libs by sluicing back a glass of hot, fresh disease". Oh goodie. Drink up, bitches! Culling the stupid out of your herd this way is a great idea. Stephen Miller is so ghastly-to think he has a wife and a daughter freaks me out. This is all SO stupid we need to think of a bigger adjective to encompass it all.
Y'all have an excellent, fresh milk free weekend. I'm going with a double barrel something. 😂😂
Have 2 or 3 glasses of raw milk for me, maga! Share that raw milk! Pre-election. You won't be voters 🐄🐮
Sad part of that is... that's actually a bull...and that ain't milk.
😂😂😂
Good choice Susan!
Hope double barrel isn’t a firearm!!
lol. Woodford Reserve!! 😁. Very yummy with a good piece of chocolate!
I like to go to their distillery when I go home to Lexington!
Stephen-I was just there. Explored the city for a day and a half. Went to the distillery-visited the Cave Springs Cemetery and was enthralled with the stunning sculpture. Just a fun town and I can’t wait to go back!!
Lexington is a great place.
Cheers! 🥃💙
It’s a cocktail I believe.
You as well Susan!!
Several double barrel somethings.😂😂
LOL
1. Stephen Miller = sexual predator FIFY
2. Eric Trump is Sheriff John’s new deputy. Will he now be the one singing 🎶 Put another candle on the birthday cake🎶? (Google it if you don’t know this)
3. E-coli - It’s what’s good for you!
4. St. Lucie sheriff’s office got a makeover from Mother Nature.
Sheriff John!!! 🎵🎵🎵
'Yew dum sommbitch'
Buford T. Justice
😂😂Profound!
I personally like c diff myself. Maybe we can tune up their colons with some clindamycin (makes you more suseptible to c diff).
Miller’s picture in dictionary illustrating “creep”.
Whenever Jesse in the Closet Watters beholds a picture of Stephen Miller, the first words that come to his mind may be ‘sexual matador’, but they’re not the words that come to mind for any living human being.
Miller's actually a sexual pretador
Manly Alphas Gay Again.
Some fight the bull,and get the horn...and then like it.
Who the hell ARE these women that think Stephen Miller is some sort of sex magnet?! More importantly, WHY would Jesse Waters even say something like that during a "serious" interview?! Watters is not only stupid, but he must be legally blind, too.
And yeah...what's up with Miller's spray on hair? Didn't Trump teach him how to grift enough to afford a decent hairpiece? Nothing like running your hands through his...paint.
In the end, I really resent all this constant stupidity and insanity we're subjected to by the MAGA faithful. These idiots are everywhere and damn consistent with their crazy ass claims.
Speaking of crazy, raw milk absolutely is not good for you! In addition to various bacterial diseases, one other thing can result from a steady diet of raw milk -- stomach cancer. My paternal grandfather, born in 1896, grew up in rural Germany drinking unpasteurized milk. He died from stomach cancer at the age of 48. At least two docs told me that this form of cancer used to be quite common before pasteurization. Of course, why believe them -- they're perveyors of science! Horrors!
MAGA thinks being stupid and ignorant is a badge of honor. They revel in being uneducated and illiterate. Just point at them and laugh. BTW- I had salmonella about 28 years ago. Thought I would have to be hospitalized due to hypovolemia from all the vomiting and diarrhea. But I would wish that on MTG and the rest of the MAGA morons.
“Miss Michigan” IYKYK
If Miller is a sexual matador, then Watters is the bull's pizzle.
She's a Kamala Harris fan apparently.
Just for the record tiktok knucklehead, the Gulf of Mexico is not an ocean. Thanks for pointing out how stupid you are, we already expected as such.
But, but, but it's salty!
🌊🌀😂
It could be an ocean if you were a MAGA. Lake Erie could be too.
Fortunately for me I’m the opposite of anything maga.
VOTE BLUE
Or that pesky puddle that forms in your driveway every time it rains.
My favorite aspect of the raw milk idiocy is that they are telling people to boil the raw milk before drinking it. Infinitely stoopid!
Apparently raw is just another term they cannot understand
Damn cityslickers are jerking bulls...that ain't milk.
😂😂😂😂
Did you ever see Kingpin with Woody Harrelson? That’s what he does in that movie
Pretty sure the women calling in to Jesse Watter's about Stephen Miller weren't saying "sexual matador" they were saying "sexual predator." Hope that clears up the confusion for little Jesse.
Also, friends, my hubs is in Kentucky right now visiting family. His report on yard signs so far:
Kamala: 5
trump: 0
ZERO. In KENTUCKY
And he met a dude in Hardees wearing a "proud Democrat" t-shirt. Keep the faith!!
I've been posting this all over, but I just finished a 1,278-mile road trip through OK, MO, KS, NE, IA, SD, and ND. We saw more signs for "Wall Drug" than for Trump, and even saw some Harris/Walz signs in unexpected places.
They should get out their bible and actually read it. I believe there is a warning in it about false prophets and mystics. How can people believe that Democrats are destroying the country with weather? The amount of stupid this past week is just ridiculous and frankly it is scary. The GOP is not even trying to win, so what is the game plan? Is Vlad going to nuke us? That will change the weather real fast. How about the grid? Someone going to take that down on Jan 7th? Maybe poison the water supplies with raw milk? I hope someone is monitoring the diabolical plans of the infinitely stupid.
Unfortunately , I think they’re spending all their time and energy planning Insurrection 2.0, you know, learning from the past mistakes of last time.
That MAGA prophet grift may be the easiest grift of all. I’m waiting to see which of the top grifters suddenly get that kick in the head that sets them onto that post-election career. I dunno who is the most likely opportunist, but… maybe Kari Lake or one of the Arizona criminals? Sure, the expectation is that it’d be someone from the southeast, but there is serious crazy in AZ. Jeez, the more I look at it, a barrel of crazy juice is washing all over the country.
As Kurt Andersen calls it, we are living in Fantasyland. By the way, y’all should read his history of the US by that name; it sure explains a lot.
Remember, you can't spell "crazy" without R-AZ
Just sayin'
I'ma waiting for some MAGA or trumplestilskin himself to sell Hurricane Repellent
Weird. Maga just can't science. So Dems have a wether-gadgit-thing to fuck up red states. And yet clamactic charge-thimg is a pure god damn hoax. So lotta damn Dems in SO Cal, million$++++ homes are currently homeless due to the ground shifty-niss. Up north u got Hwy 101 is destroyed by that god durn rain, wildfires so bad you can't even BBQ or roast a marshmallow. But then why don't The god damn Dems fix that shit with their wetheree lazered thingamabob? Answer me that JimBoy?
We know the real answer why the Dems don’t fix Dem areas. It’s because unlike what MAGAs think, we libs DON’T CONTROL THE FUCKING WEATHER
😂😂😂😂😂. We DON'T?! 😨🤯
Damn- why didn’t I think of that!🤣
That’s already happening, I’m sure.
And Volcano insurance...
If we can get Fux News to spew that tsunamis are a risk in Kansas, Mizzou, Iowa, etc. we could sell tsunami insurance there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Stupid is STRONG with the maga
MAGA; Mens Accepting Gayness Again.
It ain't the hate, it's the stupidity!