The mere notion that women (in the plural, no less) think Trumpy's pet vampire (Miller) is "hot" gives me a bilious tummy. Jesse Watters has a screw loose--maybe more than one.
It has been quite some time since the depressing announcement that he had reproduced, and I still havenтАЩt gotten over the idea that someone actually had sex with him.
When I look at him, the VERY LAST thing I think about is тАЬstudlyтАЭ, for some strange and vomitous reason. I canтАЩt even imagine him being intimate with his wife - that has to be a AI baby, IMHO. ЁЯдв
Yeah, show us, please!! Miller is one of the seriously most unattractive people IтАЩve ever seen. HeтАЩs always conjured up images of every Nazi movie character IтАЩve ever seen, for me, with that dead stare in his eyes. Ugh
As a woman who has generally horrible taste in men (my husband will confirm ЁЯШВ) there are exactly ZERO universes or alternate realities in which Miller will EVERRRR be even remotely attractive. I would rather fuck a cactus for eternity if he was the only man on earth.
Really Watters? You've been getting "lots of texts" about Stephen Miller being "some kind of a sexual matador?" Show us those texts.
OMG, it is so laughable. The only person more repulsive than Miller is the Orange Dumpster. What a joke.
The mere notion that women (in the plural, no less) think Trumpy's pet vampire (Miller) is "hot" gives me a bilious tummy. Jesse Watters has a screw loose--maybe more than one.
It has been quite some time since the depressing announcement that he had reproduced, and I still havenтАЩt gotten over the idea that someone actually had sex with him.
Maybe IVF?
Nosferatu Miller likely cries like a baby and spastic-convulses when his ejaculate ooze-slimes out.
Damn! Scribbling that caused me to projectile barf.
Looks like a nazi to me. Acts and sounds like one, too. Must be a nazi.
And his soulless Nazi convictions are even worse than his physical creepiness
LetтАЩs not forget Couchfuck boy
When I read that, I vomited little in my mouth. There is no human more repulsive than Nosferatu dead eyes McGoebbels. No one.
Sexual matador? WTF does that even mean??? No, please spare me. The mental images are beyond disturbing. ЁЯШ╡тАНЁЯТл
Someone who dodges being gored by a dildo?
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Ho Ho Ho!!! ThatтАЩs a belly laugh!
Your comment gets best award for the day. Loved it!
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ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг Thanks for the chuckle! This column needed a few more!
Just flashed on that photo of Ted "Crusty Undies" Nugent doing a podcast with a collection of huge dildos behind him.
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Of course, the old Hugh Hefner "Swordsman" reference. I need to find the Dramamine.
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Meant to say тАЬpredatorтАЭ but switched up to matadorтАжjust ick all the way around
Sexual matadorтАФ maybe he wears shiny pink satin pants and wiggles his hips a lot.
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I'd like to video THAT and put it on all of those obnoxiously bright LED billboards.
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He prances around waving a big red cape and then stabs any pissed-off being that comes near him?
Right?!? I physically cringed reading that. Ew...
HeтАЩs a studly bull???
No, but he is a steaming heap of stinky, bullsh-t!
Only if he ends up thrusting a sword into his own carotid artery.
When I look at him, the VERY LAST thing I think about is тАЬstudlyтАЭ, for some strange and vomitous reason. I canтАЩt even imagine him being intimate with his wife - that has to be a AI baby, IMHO. ЁЯдв
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Stephen Miller is TrumpтАЩs Heinrich Himmler. Through and through.
I call Miller Baby Goebbles. He's the Minister of Propaganda for TRump, just as Goebbels was for Hitler.
Right? HeтАЩs more of a human Donny Diaperload. ЁЯдг
This Susan!!
Lebensborn. Everything from forced birth to kidnapping of children.
Yeah, show us, please!! Miller is one of the seriously most unattractive people IтАЩve ever seen. HeтАЩs always conjured up images of every Nazi movie character IтАЩve ever seen, for me, with that dead stare in his eyes. Ugh
Is Miller hideous because that's the way he is? Or is he the way he is because he's hideous?
Maybe he's part of a LARPing club of fantasy sexual matadors and Hung Cao plays the bull.
Miller looks like a ghoul! That any woman would find him appealing ,amazes me!
"Lots of texts" translation: 4, probably all from George Santos. ЁЯТЩ
Pretty sure they're on Grindr.
As a woman who has generally horrible taste in men (my husband will confirm ЁЯШВ) there are exactly ZERO universes or alternate realities in which Miller will EVERRRR be even remotely attractive. I would rather fuck a cactus for eternity if he was the only man on earth.
Graphically painful but effective metaphor
Exactly, WTF HI2
But whatever you do, DO NOT show us the people who sent them.