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Openly Fae's avatar

In my personal canon, the pee tapes are real, but I don't want proof. Proof denies faith, you see. I believe they are real, but I don't care whether or not it's ever proven because it's a comedy gold mine - or urine river - as is.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I just love that it's the ONE THING that bothers him. he really does bring it up all the time

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

And that's why most of us believe it is true.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I guarantee that it is.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

yes, you just can't make that kind of shit up.

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That's no lady!'s avatar

Oh it's DEFINITELY true

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Hell, that proves he likes it. He talks about it all the time. He’s obsessed with PEE!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

He should start a urine bank.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

It makes his head explode.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

If only it would all the way.

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Janine's avatar

YEP

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I like that you refer to your “personal canon”. I’m going to borrow - no steal - this to bring levity to whatever I’m about to say. Also, I agree with the faith part especially on Sunday morning. But i always heard it was two sex workers and now Trump admits to 4, but it doesn’t matter since he didn’t hire a quartet to specifically pee on each other. Everything else was ok with Ms. Be Best. We know he can’t perform anyway, what with diaper issue and all that entails. And now I’ve grossed myself out. Part of my personal canon is to use the term “sex workers” rather than hookers, as well as not mentioning adult diapers in social media, so I forgive myself and will see myself out...

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Charlie Austin's avatar

LOL!!

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Anti fascist's avatar

😂

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Sköll's avatar

Personally, I think it could have happened. Putin gets some hos to perform for Trump on a bed the Obamas slept in... yes.

'Steele told George Stephanopoulos that the alleged tape “probably does” exist, but added that he “wouldn't put 100 percent certainty on it.” '

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Sköll's avatar

Of course, we have no idea. Maybe it is worse than we thought, with Trump being the Master Ur In 8 tor.

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

It could be instead of the ‘sex workers’ peeing in each other, he’s the receiver. He has all of them get over him and do the “squat and flow” all over him. That’s how he gets his jollies now that he’s a ‘diaper king’!

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Sköll's avatar

Could be, could be. The way he described it to Melania (a clue in itself), he was the one being piddled on, hence his comment about germaphobing.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

maybe pee pee is an aphrodisiac to the sicko.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

YOU NAILED IT! Now I can propose that I am the Queen of Switzerland and own all the chocolate in the world! No proof needed...

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Openly Fae's avatar

Fuck it. Republicans don't need proof for anything. :p

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Beats the Hell out of Napoleon.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Urine river. 😂😂😂

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Doesn’t that run under Trump Tower in New York, and I heard there was one now under Mar-a-Lago!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Long river.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

lol! I believe you are correct! 😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

And it runs into Detritus Lake.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I like the part where he is saying he thought he was going to be in trouble with his wife, but on this one he wasn't. It sounds like his life is filled with problems with his wife and she did not tell him off on this one, but we have not seen a lot of her either in court, or other places that The Donster shows up.

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Elisabeth Iler's avatar

Yes, based on a book “The Golden River” by I.P.Daily. Omg.

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Andrea's avatar

Because a Black woman in America can graduate from college and law school, pass the bar, get elected San Francisco DA, get elected California AG, get elected Senator, and get chosen as VP and win the election with an IQ of less than 75.

Riiiiiiggghhht.

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

And, honestly, I wouldn’t mind seeing this same black woman as our next president. I don’t give a damn what her IQ is. She’s proven she can do the job. Plus, she’s been trained in the White House by one of the best presidents we’ve ever had!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like when the tangerine turd is showing his guilt by his annoying repetitious rants, Kennedy is probably proving that his IQ or lack thereof, is in that 75 range. Amazing how these GOP assholes from Louisiana share many of the same bizarre characteristics.

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

That's his ASPIRATIONAL IQ. His sister-mama told him so.

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Morgan's avatar

I’m cracking up!🙌🏽

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Laura Who's avatar

Bahahah!!! His sister mom. Good one

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Fuck John Kennedy. That cornpone shit is a con.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I mean being fair, Donald got to sit in the big chair and if he's over 75 he doesn't often show it.

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Abbi's avatar

Yes, but he didn’t have to overcome racism & sexism to get there. In fact, all he had to do was promise to save white nationalism & white patriarchy to trigger the masses whose education & critical thinking abilities Reagan & W trashed.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Heck, he didn't even have to legitimately win an election or even the popular vote.

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Putin put him there. That’s the only way he made it. Putin has his jackets done their job, and they did it. That’s what has me worried about this next one.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I've worked investigations for a lot of attorneys, and after 15 years of working for them, have wondered more than once, how hard CAN the bar exam BE?

Consider this: HE passed one.

I didn't favor Ms. Harris on the campaign trail, but in the years since, she has proven herself to be more than capable as VP, and would do us proud as president, should the need arise.

In a battle of wits between the Senator and the VP, he'd be bringing water balloons to a knife fight.

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Doc, my sentiments exactly! I’d be damn proud to pull the lever for Harris as our President. She has climbed the ladder proving herself at every step ti be be quite capable to do the job at task. And, quite honestly, I admire what Biden has done duty her these years as having her as his Vice President. He’s hit her involved with all of the world leaders, at all of the international meetings and events happening that we had to get back into after the former piece of 💩💩💩💩pulled us out if everything. He’s has her redo the trade agreements that were fine away with by the former 🤡, and he’s had her involved in everything with every crisis that’s arose these three years in office. And, in my opinion, she’s done exceptionally well in accomplishing getting things done.

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Kerbo's avatar

LOVE my former city DA!

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Btw, this seems to be a good place to discuss, what IS up with Harris? It seems like Biden and the Dems are hiding her from view. Does anyone have any idea??

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Kerbo's avatar

As it always is when you’re a VP. Remember anything from when Biden was VP? Remember anything from the VP who spelled it “potatoe”? Nope.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

I DO remember things from previous VPs, that's the thing. I never see Harris in the news. I don't dislike her, I'm just wondering why she seems to be less salient than previous ones. But good suggestion, I'll look at her IG

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Andrea's avatar

She does plenty. The media doesn't cover it, that's all.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

okay, why don't they cover it?

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Andrea's avatar

Why don't they cover anything the Biden administration does and keep running stories about how jOE bIdEN iS sO oLd?

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Harris is busy out in the country and world being seen, carrying out her and Biden’s agendas, and working to win this next election. She’s actually working for us, the smaller class of people in this country!

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Is Kennedy’s IQ that high. I was figuring about the 20-23 range.

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Mwfeiger's avatar

Actually, Ivy League School lawyer, I believe Harvard, and either Oxford or a University at Cambridge. He's just a racist, devious, hate-filled fuck.

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Monnina's avatar

Having been gifted an expensive education has never been a guarantee of intelligence. Two entirely separate attributes. The problem we face in both the US and UK is that it does gift some very stupid folk An Elite Address Book.

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Rick Bonin's avatar

Just to listen to him talk, he seems dumb as a rock. But what do I know?

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

Quite a bit, Rick! You know quite a bit. Definitely more than Kennedy!

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Tess's avatar

“Texas Senator Fidel Cancun!” hahahahahahahahha Dang-these people are NUTS!

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Mwfeiger's avatar

That was worth the price of admission today.

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Laura Who's avatar

Agreed

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

omg, there are 1,000 comments worth of content here, Jeff. The links for Sunday alone could send me down a rabbit hole for days. I will save them for future savoring.

Then there's the "THAT one she didn't believe..." quotes. 😆 Of course, Melania doesn't give a flea's leg on the ass of a rat 🐀 whom the Anger Yam schtups, as long as it isn't her. Understandably.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

“Senator Fidel Cancun.” That’s it. I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣☠️ What a time to alive. Great synopsis of stupid this week. Thanks Jeff! ✌️

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Fiedel Cancun is a masterpiece.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I’ll never look at Raphael the same way! 😆

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Catherine's avatar

Very excellent synopsis, agree, lol!!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I look forward to this every day! 😂😂😂😂

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Anti fascist's avatar

Epic.

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Morgan's avatar

I stopped drinking my hot tea before I read Jeff’s Substack I’ve burned my mouth too many times.. my hands and yes I’ve spit out my hot tea cause I was choking with laughter.😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Ha! Right!!

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Nobody actually said the working gals peed on Trump. My understanding was he watched them pee on a bed. Makes sense for a germaphobe.

2. Rudy’s noggin is always on fire. Somebody please pee on him to put it out.

3. Kilmeade is such a fucking dunce. Only a white supremacist would say that quiet part out loud.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Throw shit at Kilmeade.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Copious amounts.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I believe one "flings" not "throws". It has more english when flung.

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Morgan's avatar

Kilmeade is a dumbass douche with the IQ of a gnat and I’m sorry to use a gnat as a measure of stupidity. But there you go..

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The Gnat Defamation League is on 3 for you.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I would gladly pee on Rudy's head given the chance.

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Kay-El's avatar

I think there should be a lottery. Winner gets to.

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Laura Who's avatar

I don’t think anyone said they peed on him. But I wouldn’t doubt it if someone told me that! Lmfao

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Greg Sanford's avatar

There's a large high pressure stupid come down from the north pole about to meet a low pressure stupid coming up from the equator to clash in the middle of our country causing major tornadoes of stupid that will wreak havoc in our great nation. Drive with an abundance of caution

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Patris's avatar

What’s a moron in plural? A flock? They’re a flock of morons.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

the collective noun in this case is "a clusterfuck of morons"

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Catherine's avatar

Just for fun, here's some other considerations: a buffoon of morons, a dummy of morons, a dum-dum of morons, a fuckshui of morons, a stupid of morons, a dump of morons, a skidmark of morons, a shitstorm of morons, and an idiot of morons, LOL 😆 That was fun, while the wave of everygrowing morons (as highlighted at every Saturday round-up 😉) is always disturbing-thanks for continuing to bring the wingnut dipshittery to light.

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Morgan's avatar

BRAVA on the moron brigade 👏🏽🙌🏽🤙🏽

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Charlie Austin's avatar

A gaggle of morons.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I like gaggle and buffoon of morons.

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Catherine's avatar

A turd of morons 😆

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Doc Blase''s avatar

A "Stupid" has a crow-like ring to it.

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Abbi's avatar

A basket of morons? Like Sec Clinton’s basket of deplorables but not as funny as clusterfuck.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I like a "mass" of morons. It sounds more inhuman. Like a carpet of idiotic bugs or something.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

About to hit "Critical Mass", we might hope.

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Deborah Lang's avatar

A Murder of Morons?

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Laura Who's avatar

Yessss!

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Darrell Smith's avatar

I live in Arkansas which is just north of Louisiana. Senator John Kennedy is a couple weeks younger than I am. He should know better. He speaks like he should return to Green Acres and try to sell some property in Louisiana.

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Kay-El's avatar

Foghorn Leghorn for us old folks and he’s an educated man though you wouldn’t know it listening to him.

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Laura Who's avatar

Hahaha!!! Fog horn leg horn!!! Perfect!!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Me Haney.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Mr. Oops

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Jim Ryan's avatar

It's an old joke but a good one:

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?"

"Donald Trump didn't pay to see a garbanzo."

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Carol's avatar

Is a garbanzo any relation to the gazpacho police?

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Morgan's avatar

20 points for Carol 🙌🏽 Garbanzo and Gazpacho Police..

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤓🤓🤓

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Doc Blase''s avatar

OK I'm stealing that one.

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Gini Kramer's avatar

So trump claims that Melania didn't believe the story about the pee tapes because he's a germaphobe. But you can't catch germs just by watching two other people pee on a bed. Right?

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David Skoglund's avatar

I believe urine is sterile.

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Sköll's avatar

I know some sign language, and that lady in the video is saying "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" :D

The so called Terrorist attack. You have to wonder if the GOP might find it favorable for themselves to cause one to happen....

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Runfastandwin's avatar

bonus points for addlepated tosspot.

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

I'm so glad that there's not a pee tape around that I constantly have to deny the existence of.

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Wendy's avatar

So you're saying yours wasn't taped? 😂😂😂

Please pardon me while I go laugh at my own hilarity...

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Openly Fae's avatar

Weren't you the one doing the peeing? :p

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Wendy's avatar

Luckily for the general populace, we'll never know cuz there is no video. :)

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

Wendy - it was taped, but it's on Beta. Nothing can play it!!! 🤣

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LBMLiz's avatar

Why is “kike” on Kari Lake’s list of regularly used words?

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Openly Fae's avatar

Three guesses. First two don't count.

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Kay-El's avatar

Seriously? Why am I even asking. 🙄

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Christina Walker's avatar

I was just wondering the same thing! 🤣

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

And there is no question in my mind that the pee tape is real and Putin has it. Leverage.

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