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Jodi Richard's avatar

Well, if the Magats want to drink raw milk and forgo vaccinations there very well might be a lot less of those fucking assholes come 2026. 🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼

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Robert R's avatar

Drinksome bleach for a chaser and brighten up !

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

And for good measure, a UV light up the pooper

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Robert R's avatar

Use an ARC lamp and be a hot shit πŸ’© that will really burn some ass !

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Lisa59's avatar

While simultaneously tanning one's ball on the front lawn.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Both of them 🟀🟀

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Lisa59's avatar

🀣🀣

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bluesyfish's avatar

when the comments are as good as Jeff's article - this is why I love you guys!

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

We'll be here all week 🎀

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T L Mills's avatar

Okay, bluesyfish and Steve in SoCal: I've been depressed all week but you two gave me a big fat--and very welcome--laugh.

Thanks!

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

We accept appreciation via Zelle or Venmo

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T L Mills's avatar

Ha...I'm such an old futz, I don't use either. Sorry tho, because even one laugh today was worth it's weight in gold!

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Charles Austin's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Yes, you all make me laugh.

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Mombeka's avatar

I like the use of the term β€œball” instead of β€œballs” here. 🀣

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Anybody else remember the β€œalternative lyrics” to the theme song of the movie β€œBridge on the River Kwai”? I think it started off with β€œGoerring, he had but one big ball, Hitler had two but they were small, Himmler, was somewhat similar, and poor ol’ Goebbels had no balls at all.”

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Lisa59's avatar

Thanks:).

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Look at the MAGAs we got rid of during COVID who refused to get vaccinated or wear a mask? Same with the ones that ate horse pills. Every vote counts.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Melania was asked if she bleachs her asshole she replied no, he uses bronzer

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Karla's avatar

Exactly! I’m not opposed to thinning the herd.

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Sally Booher's avatar

I thought that’s what COVID was supposed to do.

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Karla's avatar

It got a good start.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Too many wrong ones left over😱

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

The problem was it thinned some of our prize herd :(

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Ian M.'s avatar

It wasn’t quite strong enough. We need a more powerful one next time.

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Robert R's avatar

Damn straight! Bobby K. Jr. could be the cure for what ails US !let him help out all his fellow believers in getting real real healthy !πŸ₯΄πŸ€’🀒😡

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Republicans have been pushing the eugenics agenda for decades, Kennedy may be the feared Manchurian Candidate, I’d always wondered if Trump was! Hmm…

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Eva Porter's avatar

Karma.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

That's my hope, but I thought Covid 19 would do away with a lot of them.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Damnit all. Me too.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Let's hope they were voters.

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Munchygut's avatar

Two assasins tried to do it and failed. I'm thinkin' that RFK Jr. will offer tRump a glass of milk and get the job done.

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Aslo White's avatar

Natural selection at work.

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Katharine Peck's avatar

I like the way you think.

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Just let them do it I say…

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