Jill Stein was at that dinner in Russia with Michael Flynn and good-old Putin before the 2016 election. Maybe she wants to be Joe Manchin's running mate...oh, no...Manchin's not even slightly green...he's all for coal. Maybe RFK Jr and her will team up...probably not. He's with Bannon and therefore probably Flynn? All these people are making very odd bed-fellows and bringing out my anxiety again!
I can’t believe that anyone would be so stupid as to vote for Jill Stein. She gave us Donald Trump. Just like Ralph Nader gave us, George W Bush and his Iraq war.
Another attempt for her to fuck everything up to play spoiler and grift a few bucks. Problem is she succeeded the first time but hopefully, more voters will be wiser to her bullshit, not check that box and keep their wallets closed.
but most of the stupid people, if not all, are republicans. the halfway intelligent people are Indies and Dems and we know the seriousness of the 24 elections. I'm holding on to optimism if it kills me.
Well, that was the case before the sicko-detested-and-disowned-by-his-family-stupid-Junior threw his fucking hat into the ring. He's scooping up Democratic votes here in the South -- mostly Black voters who (appropriately) remember his father fondly. Hopefully Kamala's recent visit to SC will help. Praying.
On Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, I looked up how it really happened. I imagined the office manager picking up the phone when Rudy Colludy's handler asked Siri to call Four Seasons, and being savvy enough to realize it was a case of mistaken identity, and going ahead and booking a press conference. Thinking on our feet!
But no. The Wikipedia page says they booked the venue ON PURPOSE because it was located near a highway exit. Really? Could that really be why they chose that spot? It seems unlikely, given the coincidence that it sure sounds like a flashy place th hold a press conference, if you don't read all the way up to the third word of the business' name. I know Wiki is pretty good about this kind of thing, but could somebody be re-writing history here?
And I never really go to Wikipedia for the laughs, but this is the page for that. Other funny elements of the story are: one of their star witnesses brought up to tell about the alleged voter fraud that he *thought* he saw turned out to be a convicted sex offender (always welcome and celebrated in that company I guess); the single instance of voter fraud they had "proof" of was a woman who had died after she got her mail in ballot but before it was sent in, and it was sent in anyway, but guess what- she was a Trump voter, and her ballot was received, but it was never known if it was counted; Trump had been working hard to recruit the country's best third-tier lawyers for months, knowing he would probably lose and want to contest the results, but they all fled as a result of the Four Seasons Total Disaster; the Associated Press called the election for Biden during the press conference, and the TV crews started packing up their gear and left before Rudy was done talking and the hit highway; the event spawned a fundraiser run, the name of which tips the hat to Philadelphia's Broad Street Run but is called the "Fraud Street Run."
Jeff, please never again miss the chance to mention that Four Seasons is right by the dildo store.
I’ve had this happen so many times that I can read Otto. I’ve started programming my phone so for example when I start to type fuc... it knows to spell fuck 😆
They screwed up and then tried to play it off that that’s the perfect spot for a televised vote for ME blip.. that OrangeShitStainDoucheForBrains staff screwed the pooch because that OrangeTwatsniffingmoron wanted it at the Four Seasons Hotel lol... I’m still cracking up over that total shitshow😂🤣😂
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, or parking lot, and the fake news detail...what could possibly go wrong?
Or news for people that no longer believe any standard source, because-wait for it, they might be lying to you!
Good lord, do they need to write "left" and "right" on both hands to stay on track? I don't know why I ask...I actually know people that quit getting the local paper because, "they disagreed with it" but had Fox News on 24/7!
Jill has been sent back in to fuck around with votes by Big $$$ from foreign and domestic Authoritarian Nationalists. She's a Russian asset. Remember her visit to Russia?
Jill like Joe Manchin and Kennedy are all being financed by those who want to draw votes away from Biden. Manchin and Kennedy have never been Democrats. They have always been Republicans hiding as Democrats and voting as Republicans.
Just like SINEMA ..she and Manchin are Republicans they are NOT Democrats and vote for passing Republicans agenda. I’ve been saying this for a couple of years now..
Hoo boy! Marge calling BoBo a whore? That’s hilarious, considering that Three-toes stepped out on her hubby numerous times. I don’t care who or what they sleep with, but pot meet kettle is quite the hypocritical stance.
He left her recently, didn't he? I was always sure that M.TraitorGreene was in on those orgies at the Capitol about which Madison Cawthorn spilled the beans. Surely M.Traitor and Gates of Hell were there. Add Cawthorn into the mix, and I guess Bobblehead back in the day. (I suspect Mike Johnson and Kevin McCarthy, as well.) Maybe Gates of Hell liked M.Traitor, but he liked Bobblehead more. Remember how MTraitorGreene was pleading with Gates and Bobble to vote for McCarthy, but they wouldn't. That's when I think it all started.
Too funny. But that middleaged high-school brawl is not very attractive, unless we have, " horse face meets the lot-lizard" in a kind of Godzilla like B movie.
Yeah Jeff, my MAGA golf partners feel that President Biden is not leading policy or has a grasp on our government
... To them it’s all about former President Obama, Susan Rice and Anthony Bliken who are making policy and leading our government.
I’m on Earth 1, they are on Earth 2... and they are fucking nutbags. When I mention that Putin is leading the GQP they go ballistic... I love the smell of desperation early in the morning on the #1 T box... and enjoy taking their money. 🤠
How did the GOP go from anti-russian, big$ military build up from Reagan thru the Bush's and a sharp turn to the Putin love fest of Trump? Is it as simple as anything Trump does or says they believe and the party/voters go for it? I have never got that wrinkle in party platform or non-platform as the case seems to be. Just thinking on it, maybe this is why there is no platform? One could then compare them?
Christ on a cracker! The Fox News obsession over Obama is sick and childlike. 🤦♀️ And Jill Stein?? REALLY? She needs some investigating. I wish Hallmark would make a card celebrating Total Landscaping Day, I'd mail those out. Ought to be a national holiday. 😂
"Sporkpocoalypse" is the best... as are you Jeffrey.
(Hey, how do you pronounce your last name? TEED-RICK or TEED-RICH or TIED or ???????)
Oh good. I have also wondered how your name is pronounced. Now one less thing to wonder about. Moving on to will M.Sporkfoot call to vacate the chair 6 days or less before the government shut down? Enquiring minds want to know.
My Rep here in WA State has been relentless and obsessed with the proposal of the Biden administration to introduce grizzly bears into the north Cascade Mountains. He has written 28 times on the issue. See Newhouse.house.gov
Fuck off, Jill!
Its really sad!
Caroline
Mabey she's running low on Money?
Just saying
Jill Stein was at that dinner in Russia with Michael Flynn and good-old Putin before the 2016 election. Maybe she wants to be Joe Manchin's running mate...oh, no...Manchin's not even slightly green...he's all for coal. Maybe RFK Jr and her will team up...probably not. He's with Bannon and therefore probably Flynn? All these people are making very odd bed-fellows and bringing out my anxiety again!
Hate to say this Deb
But this Evil Plot to Take Over America.
Is still rolling along
You're right...I was feeling so good about things after the elections on Tuesday. I knew it wouldn't last, but I was hoping for maybe a week!🙄
Stay Strong
And i will go one Further
And Speak With out a Doubt,
When one speaks of exterminating Vermin , Camps, Retribution, Killing Enemies.
People had better WAKE THE FUCK UP!
I cancelled my NYT subscription because of this dereliction of Journalistic Integrity.
Biden's age as opposed to an Mentally ILL individual, who wants to destroy america
I was watching Bill Maher last night
Ted Cruz was on, he skirted the question about not certifing the Election
And Maher let him get away with it.
And Here in lies the Problem, the real denial of what happened.With a smirk.
Thats why this is the Danger Zone
"I was watching Bill Maher last night."
Stop.
She helped to destroy Hilary's chance at being elected. I can't believe she's doing it again. I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment, Caroline.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Aww 🎵.... You said fuck.
Don’t tell my mom!
I promise 🤞
💯
And reupping that recount $ shit...how is that not wire fraud???
Wait...I didn't even know Biden HAD a pack of leashed bears?!
And you thought Commander was a problem!
LOLOLOL!
Maybe the giant pandas were confiscated by Dark Brandon???
OMG!! LMAO!!
😂😂😂😂
He’s holding Bigfoot in reserve, so watch out Fox News!
Nah, Jeanine will try to date Sasquatch. Who doesn't love a hairy guy? C'mon!
LOL!!!
I can’t believe that anyone would be so stupid as to vote for Jill Stein. She gave us Donald Trump. Just like Ralph Nader gave us, George W Bush and his Iraq war.
Another attempt for her to fuck everything up to play spoiler and grift a few bucks. Problem is she succeeded the first time but hopefully, more voters will be wiser to her bullshit, not check that box and keep their wallets closed.
but most of the stupid people, if not all, are republicans. the halfway intelligent people are Indies and Dems and we know the seriousness of the 24 elections. I'm holding on to optimism if it kills me.
Well, that was the case before the sicko-detested-and-disowned-by-his-family-stupid-Junior threw his fucking hat into the ring. He's scooping up Democratic votes here in the South -- mostly Black voters who (appropriately) remember his father fondly. Hopefully Kamala's recent visit to SC will help. Praying.
Janet, you sure got that right. A LOT of stupid Trumputin people in the United States!
Too much lead in the water, FAUX NEWS, and OAN help create Stupid all over.
you said it: lots of stupid.
She also got cozy with Putin-on-the-Ritz.
I love your way with words Tiedrich.....makes me smile each time I read you. Thanks
Some folks have a way with words. The rest of us...don't?
On Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, I looked up how it really happened. I imagined the office manager picking up the phone when Rudy Colludy's handler asked Siri to call Four Seasons, and being savvy enough to realize it was a case of mistaken identity, and going ahead and booking a press conference. Thinking on our feet!
But no. The Wikipedia page says they booked the venue ON PURPOSE because it was located near a highway exit. Really? Could that really be why they chose that spot? It seems unlikely, given the coincidence that it sure sounds like a flashy place th hold a press conference, if you don't read all the way up to the third word of the business' name. I know Wiki is pretty good about this kind of thing, but could somebody be re-writing history here?
And I never really go to Wikipedia for the laughs, but this is the page for that. Other funny elements of the story are: one of their star witnesses brought up to tell about the alleged voter fraud that he *thought* he saw turned out to be a convicted sex offender (always welcome and celebrated in that company I guess); the single instance of voter fraud they had "proof" of was a woman who had died after she got her mail in ballot but before it was sent in, and it was sent in anyway, but guess what- she was a Trump voter, and her ballot was received, but it was never known if it was counted; Trump had been working hard to recruit the country's best third-tier lawyers for months, knowing he would probably lose and want to contest the results, but they all fled as a result of the Four Seasons Total Disaster; the Associated Press called the election for Biden during the press conference, and the TV crews started packing up their gear and left before Rudy was done talking and the hit highway; the event spawned a fundraiser run, the name of which tips the hat to Philadelphia's Broad Street Run but is called the "Fraud Street Run."
Jeff, please never again miss the chance to mention that Four Seasons is right by the dildo store.
There’s no way in hell that was on purpose. I refuse to believe anything but a colossal fuck up from the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight
💯💯💯
Maybe it was revenge for Rudy by his now suing assistant for his many inappropriate sequel advances?
Nice shot if it was!
Lol! If so, revenge (at times) is sweet
Honestly, Otto is so prudish...sexual advances, WTF already?
I’ve had this happen so many times that I can read Otto. I’ve started programming my phone so for example when I start to type fuc... it knows to spell fuck 😆
Street-wise, AI
They screwed up and then tried to play it off that that’s the perfect spot for a televised vote for ME blip.. that OrangeShitStainDoucheForBrains staff screwed the pooch because that OrangeTwatsniffingmoron wanted it at the Four Seasons Hotel lol... I’m still cracking up over that total shitshow😂🤣😂
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, or parking lot, and the fake news detail...what could possibly go wrong?
Or news for people that no longer believe any standard source, because-wait for it, they might be lying to you!
Good lord, do they need to write "left" and "right" on both hands to stay on track? I don't know why I ask...I actually know people that quit getting the local paper because, "they disagreed with it" but had Fox News on 24/7!
Gee, I wonder how that happened?
I had the probably mistaken idea that they were low on cash, perhaps this one was on Rudy's dime...
Fair assumption
Oh, I like that one!
A true dildo was staring in the press conference.
I'm going to make a bet: the "fact" that 4 Seasons was "chosen" by the orange sadist's campaign is the info they gave to Wiki.
"hey people, I think Fox News might be lying to us."
Ya think?
Masterful understatement, Jeff!
Go figure.
You'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you.
Remember, just because you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they're NOT all out to get you.
Per Jill Stein-I can’t get past that image of her being photographed seated at the table with Putin.WTF?
And Flynn!
Exactly. Maybe pair her with the bear?
LOL!!!
I know! That really grinds my bean!
You are the best way to start my weekend, Jeff! Thank you! And Happy Veterans Day to all who served. Thank you for your service!
Jill has been sent back in to fuck around with votes by Big $$$ from foreign and domestic Authoritarian Nationalists. She's a Russian asset. Remember her visit to Russia?
Jill like Joe Manchin and Kennedy are all being financed by those who want to draw votes away from Biden. Manchin and Kennedy have never been Democrats. They have always been Republicans hiding as Democrats and voting as Republicans.
Just like SINEMA ..she and Manchin are Republicans they are NOT Democrats and vote for passing Republicans agenda. I’ve been saying this for a couple of years now..
Kimberly: you've got the correct answer, unfortunately. Stein is, indeed, a Russian asset. HORRIBLE!
And when it's not money it's the 15 minutes of fame.
Exactly!
How stupid do you have to be to believe those clowns at Fox Fake News?
The worst kind of stupid? Like there’s a best...lol
Well it is definitely NOT the innocent kind. But they do feel righteousness and the cultists approval.
just plain stupid is all it takes
Way dumber than anyone thought.
Stein is also owned by the Ruskies
https://www.newsweek.com/jill-stein-ties-vladimir-putin-explained-1842620
Hoo boy! Marge calling BoBo a whore? That’s hilarious, considering that Three-toes stepped out on her hubby numerous times. I don’t care who or what they sleep with, but pot meet kettle is quite the hypocritical stance.
As Jeff noted, Marge has three brain cells. So that kind of storage doesn't go far.
"Family values"
Ma was shaving Pa's back... until she found out Pa was carry-on with her sister (or was it his sister?). The romance was over after that.
The result of MTG having no committee assignments is she has too much time for her bullshit.
I thought she was on the bullshit weaponization committee. Like they do much of anything except look ridiculous.
I'm looking for a catfight in the halls of Congress. Catfight, Rawr, pfft, pfft!
Come on, it'll be fun
Middle-aged Girls Gone Wild?
lol
He left her recently, didn't he? I was always sure that M.TraitorGreene was in on those orgies at the Capitol about which Madison Cawthorn spilled the beans. Surely M.Traitor and Gates of Hell were there. Add Cawthorn into the mix, and I guess Bobblehead back in the day. (I suspect Mike Johnson and Kevin McCarthy, as well.) Maybe Gates of Hell liked M.Traitor, but he liked Bobblehead more. Remember how MTraitorGreene was pleading with Gates and Bobble to vote for McCarthy, but they wouldn't. That's when I think it all started.
Somebody left somebody, I’m not sure who filed first.
I'm pretty sure that Madge's husband had had ENOUGH (as Cassidy Hutchinson says), and dumped her. High time, IMHO.
Too funny. But that middleaged high-school brawl is not very attractive, unless we have, " horse face meets the lot-lizard" in a kind of Godzilla like B movie.
😂
Yep, in-between carrying on about religious virtue.
Yeah Jeff, my MAGA golf partners feel that President Biden is not leading policy or has a grasp on our government
... To them it’s all about former President Obama, Susan Rice and Anthony Bliken who are making policy and leading our government.
I’m on Earth 1, they are on Earth 2... and they are fucking nutbags. When I mention that Putin is leading the GQP they go ballistic... I love the smell of desperation early in the morning on the #1 T box... and enjoy taking their money. 🤠
I'm not the only one paying for Substacks with golf winnings from MAGATs.
I like this idea!
I'm a 9 handicap senior. I do okay.
And that is not even fussing up to the on green betting!
They don't want any of me on the greens. I've had one 3 putt all season.
How did the GOP go from anti-russian, big$ military build up from Reagan thru the Bush's and a sharp turn to the Putin love fest of Trump? Is it as simple as anything Trump does or says they believe and the party/voters go for it? I have never got that wrinkle in party platform or non-platform as the case seems to be. Just thinking on it, maybe this is why there is no platform? One could then compare them?
To Quote The Great Phil Collins
Just Another Day In Paradise
Christ on a cracker! The Fox News obsession over Obama is sick and childlike. 🤦♀️ And Jill Stein?? REALLY? She needs some investigating. I wish Hallmark would make a card celebrating Total Landscaping Day, I'd mail those out. Ought to be a national holiday. 😂
"Sporkpocoalypse" is the best... as are you Jeffrey.
(Hey, how do you pronounce your last name? TEED-RICK or TEED-RICH or TIED or ???????)
TEE-drick
Yay! I've been pronouncing it correctly when I tell my friends they have to subscribe to your Substack.
Oh good. I have also wondered how your name is pronounced. Now one less thing to wonder about. Moving on to will M.Sporkfoot call to vacate the chair 6 days or less before the government shut down? Enquiring minds want to know.
Bear cavalry?
Yeah, you're pretty much fucked.
Where do I sign up? I mean, riding an attack bear with armor on and a big gun is every girl's dream, right???
LOL! I'm IN!!
What exactly is this story about bears? What did I miss this week?
My Rep here in WA State has been relentless and obsessed with the proposal of the Biden administration to introduce grizzly bears into the north Cascade Mountains. He has written 28 times on the issue. See Newhouse.house.gov
Thanks for link!
I'm still having trouble finding anything concrete on the subject.