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this week in stupid: November 11 edition
Obama controls it, Donny unrolls it, and so much more ...
as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at some of the highlights.
sunday: thanks, Obama
remember when that America-hating Muslim from Kenya, Barack Hussein Obama, used his magical microwave oven to spy on the Trump White House?
well, hang on to your hats, because Devious Barry is back — and this time it’s so much worse. evidently, Obama is now some kind of cyborg and he’s secretly pulling the strings in the Biden administration. I guess maybe it’s because Sleepy Joe doesn’t even know what day it is any more? it’s hard to tell from this screenshot just what’s going on, but Jesse Watters seems really fucking worked up over it.
maybe NBC News can explain what the fuss is all about.
Former President Barack Obama quietly advised the White House over the past five months on its strategy to address artificial intelligence, engaging behind the scenes with tech companies and holding Zoom meetings with top West Wing aides at President Joe Biden's request, according to aides to both men.
oh wait, there’s nothing evil or underhanded about that at all.
hey people, I think Fox News might be lying to us.
it’s a Marjorie Three-Toed Meltdown!
Marge, still carrying grudge over being booted the fuck out of the Freedom Caucus, and stinging from last week’s failure to censure Rashida Tlaib, is out for blood.
Marjorie Taylor Greene already suggesting Speaker Mike Johnson 'should be ousted'
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is taking aim at her party's new speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA).
we also learned another fun thing about Congresswoman Sporkfoot:
Greene has resorted to a playbook familiar to any woman who survived high school: She’s telling GOP colleagues, according to lawmakers, that Boebert is a “whore.”
One Republican lawmaker, who has heard Greene use that word multiple times to describe Boebert, told The Daily Beast that Greene has been at this campaign for some time.
“Calling her a whore, that’s not new,” this GOP lawmaker said. “She’s been doing that for a while.”
pro tip for Georgia voters: if you elect a clown, don’t act surprised when you end up with a fucking circus.
tuesday: happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate
on November 7, 2020 the stupidest thing in the entire history of stupid took place.
America’s Dipshittiest Mayor held a press conference in front of a gardening store, across the parking lot from an adult bookshop, and the entire Trump Administration had to pretend it was perfectly normal, and not at all a drunken fuckup of titanic proportions — while the entire world doubled over in laughter.
on this day — on every November 7 — we celebrate.
holy shit, what the fuck is that maniac Joe Biden up to now? he’s unleashing bears?
oh wait, it’s Fox News. you had us going with the Cyborg Obama thing, but we’re not clicking on this bait.
go home, Jeanine Pirro, you’re drunk.
thursday: it’ll be the best proof, maybe the greatest proof of all time
guys, have you heard about this? evidently, the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump. no, seriously — and there’s proof.
“…and we have proof of it, and we’re releasing the proof, and you’ll see that proof, it will come up a lot over the next period of a few months.”
wow, that seems pretty serious. how come we’re just hearing about this now?
anyway, we’re all looking forward to this three-years-after-the-fact proof, which I’m sure we’ll get right after Trump is finished writing his healthcare plan.
so, in two weeks, then. right, Donny?
I swear, Trump’s cellmate is going to get so tired of hearing about how the election was stolen.
dear god, not again.
hey, I have a question: remember in 2016 when Jill Stein raised millions of dollars for a bunch of recounts that never took place?
and how is what Stein did not wire fraud? how was she never prosecuted for conning people into sending her millions of dollars, almost none of which was spent on actual recounts?
I guess that’s four questions.
hey, it’s still morning as I sit here writing this. but give it time, I guarantee you that some dipshit wingnut is going to do something stupid before the day is over. you can set your watch to it.
have a non-stupid weekend, everyone.
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