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Jeff, Stand back and stand by, cause next week should be 40 mega ton shit storm from the results of the E.G. Carroll trial, the attempt to move the NY case into the federal court, the repercussions of convicting PB (which does implicate Donald). This am he’s shitting bricks over the convictions and posting on his shitty platform. Jeff, please post the pic of seditionist PB with Jr and his “girlfriend” as often as you are able..the odor of desperation in the morning is quite pleasant.

Have a great weekend to all fellow travelers.

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It has come to the point where absolutely nothing shocks me except the fact that there's a glaring lack of mental health facilities in this country.

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When Democrats look at Donald Trump they see an old orange guy with red 'made in China' cap pressing on his bleach blond comb over that reaches his chin if the wind blows on it in baggy white wrinkled golf pants and a gut straining golf shirt with a decal that proclaims his former title as POTUS.

When a MAGA looks at Donal Trump they see the same things but feel the need to embrace the super hero NFTs to try to distract themselves from reality. Or that one guy paints large canvases of Trump in rarified company and events like a poorly made Forest Gump scenario. They have to make up a myth to elevate their hero since reality just doesn't measure up. And of course he is the best president they have ever experienced who lifted up the people and saved the country. All make believe. All fantasy! All made up!

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Maybe some Democrats think of Trump that way but we New Yorkers have had a front row seat at the Trump shitshow. Thirty years of refusing to pay contractors, cheating on his taxes and his wives, treating people of color like shit and sexually assaulting dozens of women. New Yorkers have long known who he is; that’s why we voted 9-1 against him.

Is he an overweight, mostly bald, bloviating little man? Sure. But so was Mussolini, and people underestimated him, too. We can poke fun at Trump’s orange face, his combover and his Big Mac belly but he’s a dangerous man. I, for one, would like him to see him end like Mussolini did.

Backpfeifengesicht: Ginny Thomas, wife and *best friend* of the oh-so-corrupt Clarence. Not only did she enjoy the same indulgences that Harlan Crow bestowed on her thieving husband, she used her position and her many connections to attempt to overturn the 2020 election. A corrupt Supreme Court judge and an anti Democracy activist: what a winning combination.

#lockembothup

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Wow. I have an even lower opinion of my fellow Americans after today’s Opinion. How can people be that delusional and still be at large?!

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Shit, that porn art is supposed to be Trump? I thought it was Paul Bunyan porn.

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Ain't no one gonna take that bet. Hell, it's still morning.

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Just checked the Jason Zachary post. What an epic fail on his part, but happy that the majority voted like it is: it’s the guns, stupid. Priceless.

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Do we have to let people like this vote? He is totally clueless of everything!

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Listening to that QAnon idiot in the video - words can't describe him. The stupidity of what he says is astounding. He's a perfect example of the GOP plan of dumbing down America. I was surprised he wasn't from down South. Yet then I saw only 25% of the population over 25 in New Hampshire, where he is from, has a college degree. Once Americans lose critical thinking skills, this is what happens. He kept claiming he did his research. LOL We all know his sources were all QAnon ones. How did we get here? I think social media starting with FB has really created a zombie of Americans who just don't think at all.

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Amen!

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And here I thought Tom of Finland was out of style 😜

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I'm always glad to make someone laugh. 😌

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You’re right-listening to QAnon Mike was the batshittiest thing I’ve heard in awhile!

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Thanks again for making us laugh out loud, Jeff. Cuz we're crying & screaming in rage when we're not. Dancing Fox said "I've watched stupid come & go" but now we've watched stupid metastasize. Yes, we have to vote, in the biggest numbers yet to even have a sliver of hope against the fascist fuckery. And we have to fight through calling out the stupid, voting, protest, legal means, etc. etc.

Someone much more wise than I said "hope is a discipline." Understatement of the century, no? But however infinitesimal that sliver of hope is, we gotta hang on to it and work toward keeping our democratic republic. Sorry about the rambling. It's all just so mind boggling and STUPID!

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Glad I'm part of the 88% of people who voted for guns & proved that wacko wrong. And I'm not employed by Dominion. Everything else is just pure QQQult, mental illness & brain washed zombies who believe fantastical BS yet cannot stomach the truth. I truly fear another J6 but seriously? I hope the MoFo dies before the election.

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Well, you know that old saying, "he puts his pants on one leg at a time"? Implying some traditional idea of normal... between Qanon Mike and the weird Trump portrait painter, I am beginning to wonder how any of them get their pants on at all in the morning. Sheesh. I see crazy people and they don't know they ARE batshit crazy!

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This was magnificent.

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Joey Taco Penis 🤣🤣 That is hilarious!!

So I'm wondering if his penis is a taco, or if he puts penises on his tacos? Wait...nevermind. I don't really want to know which one.🤣🤣

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