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Geoff Anderson's avatar

I thought for certain that the Diapers for Trump 24 was a joke, but damn, someone paid to have merch made, and to print that banner.

You really can't make this shit up

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

honestly, that was my first thought too, that it was fake

Mike Hammer's avatar

The Onion can’t top this. Or Borowitz.

Patris's avatar

They’re creative idiots, you gotta give them that…

P123Sunny's avatar

Idk more like racing to the bottom (no pun intended:/)

Patris's avatar

Already at the bottom…

P123Sunny's avatar

I just had to defend the term ‘creative’ - I think that cute little tactic of doubling/tripling down on ‘negatives’ for shock value - JUST DOESN’T WORK in this case - and they actually LACKED the creative thinking to get out of it… so instead of in-your-face snark, it’s just plain stupid - yeah all alpha males wear diapers… sure

Eileen's avatar

The Onion is pissed. Satire has a new cousin and it's a glue-sniffing caricature of itself. The Crazy is so strong, they flipped from worshipping icons of musclebound Norse god Trump to diaper Trump? WTF? Folks, we have seriously seen everything now. The Alpha to the Omega of batshit crazy.

Brenda K's avatar

Right??!! The Onion got beat by Reality this time...however asinine it may be....

David A Pitock's avatar

Gotta go where the crazy is.

P123Sunny's avatar

Or Doug J. Balloon, sadly 🙂‍↕️

Mike Hammer's avatar

If Trump were in a king fu movie it would be called Farts of Fury.

Mary Hall's avatar

I added a new moniker to my long list of names for TSF -- Farty-five.

Mary Hall's avatar

I just typed up what I have so far. If I didn't laugh, I would cry.

Wheezy Mussolini

Tangerine Tojo

Cheeto Benito

Cantaloupe Caligula

Traitor Tot

McDonald

Shitler

Hair Fuhrer

Dolt 45

Genghis Can’t

IQ 45

King Leer

Agent Orange

Cheetolini

Agolf Shitler

Manchurian Cantaloupe

Twitler

Prima Donald

The Lyin’ King

The Vulgar Talking Yam

Cadet Fake Bone Spurs

Comrade Combover

Orange Foolius

Donnie Dinky Digits

Apricot Pol Pot

Little Donnie Two Scoops

Commander Clorox

Red Don

Old Yeller

Bein’ a dick Donald

Von Shitenpants (courtesy of Michael Cohen

Pervert Hoover

Cassandra Here's avatar

@Jeff “Forever home” is the phrase animal adoption and animal foster care use for a good placement, where someone will take the dog until it dies of old age.

Openly Fae's avatar

Also seen sometimes as "furever" home.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Exactly, not when animals cross the Rainbow Bridge.

Diana Hembree's avatar

"Rainbow Bridge" -- thank you for mentioning it because that one may appear in a political speech about Cricket soon, too! "Forever home" is a lovely phrase, but Rainbow Bridge is too much for me. If other animal lovers like it, though, that's fine.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

What's your problem with it ? I may change my mind if your answer makes sense to me .

Diana Hembree's avatar

Hey there, here's what I wrote above: "Hi Kristy, sorry, I just saw your response. It has nothing to do with the association of "rainbow" and gay pride, which you asked about earlier. I think it is because I have experienced a lot of death in my life, especially in the last 5 years, and "rainbow bridge" does not at all describes my feelings during those times of overwhelming grief." If it comforts pet owners during their time of loss, that is good. It is just not a phrase I would use.

Trish Quintenz's avatar

I'm not a fan either. Seems too too. I personally prefer to think they also go to Heaven (if it exists.)

Margaret's avatar

If dogs don't go to heaven then I won't either. :P

Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm puzzling over your comment. Do you think it has a gay reference ? Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow, or is it because it refers to the death of an animal ?

Lorraine Parish's avatar

The Rainbow Bridge is a beautiful famous essay about where your dog (maybe all animals) go when they pass. You can probably google it, worth reading.

Diana Hembree's avatar

Oh no, not at all! I didn't think about that at all.

DR Darke's avatar

My former wife used the term "The Summerlands", which still makes me want to blubber.

Tess's avatar

Never heard of that either…thanks

Michael M's avatar

Next time the diapers come up will be a good time to dust off the "Agolf Shitler" nickname.

Deb Martina's avatar

I asked on threads...too much 😂

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right...and you KNOW Diaper Don is aware of it...you';d think he'd be mortified with embarrassment...not a feeling he is capable of. 🙄

Geoff Anderson's avatar

It is delish on so many levels, but yes Befuddled Sundowner will use his last bit of self awareness to be upset that these MAGA maroons would dare to highlight his adult incontinence wear while seeking a source for Astronaut diapers (https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky)

Kay-El's avatar

Omfg! I remember this story. So weird.

David A Pitock's avatar

Maybe it has replaced the bibles he's selling or shoes 👞

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Not if he's getting a cut

David A Pitock's avatar

Wait till Stephen Colbert gets ahold of it unless all the other late night hosts beat him to it.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

John Oliver, I want to see what he makes of it!

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Rusalka's avatar

Grifter Don will ask for a cut on the sales.

Susan Burgess's avatar

My first thought was, oh, it’s the dems making fun of Von ShitzInPantz.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Tapper and Badh reading that on air is hilarious

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Cassandra Here's avatar

No, it’s real. There are t-shirts and, yes, pull-on-over-your-pants diapers to show, ahem, solidarity with Shitler.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

The BABY BALLOON of Presidunce

Poopy Pants , was wearing a diaper.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Imagine a MAGAt rally now - 100 of them shitting themselves. I'm sure they will be rapturously happy.

Susan Jane's avatar

Maybe there will be a competition! Diaper weigh-ins!

Jodi Richard's avatar

OMG, diaper weigh ins….ewwww

arne link's avatar

hey, when you're in a cult you will do anything,

Catherine's avatar

Omg, that concept probably has a lot of potential-when sundowning-shitler glitches out during a hate-speech and sighs, then it's the cue for them to simultaneously shit themselves in their adult diapers haha 😄

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Catherine's avatar

Lol, a fart gets one point, a shart gets 2 points, filling a diaper is held to the highest prestige. Damn, those rallies are going to become some smelly affairs 😳

Brenda K's avatar

OMG, a fart chorus in solidarity with Shitler! Par for the course when it's a pissing match in jackassery.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

And paid to make the diapers! Just when you think they can’t surprise you any more with their idiocy, they do.

shee-rah's avatar

And if that Bible thing doesn’t work out for von ShitzinPantz, he can always start selling his own brand of Trump diapers. He’s already hawked everything else.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

Maybe some trump No Doze is next.

AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

Looks more like “Diapers over Denim”. Pretty sure no Dem really cares what she thinks, wearing those lovely blue nappies 🙄

Rusalka's avatar

They’re entitled to the sobriquet SCUM OF THE EARTH

Robyn myers's avatar

so... does he ADMIT that he wears them? Ah the dilemma people turning out in groups to support him but does he admit that he has no bowel control?

DR Darke's avatar

That's legit?

Are we sure this isn't some bit of Election Year Street Theater like Vermin Supreme running for office?

Linda Weide's avatar

Do you think Trump is getting a cut?

Maureen Okonski's avatar

My life for you, Damien!

Joanne Beck's avatar

It's just too much. Dumb is getting dumber. DEVOLUTION!

Susan Niemann's avatar

"The Rise and Fall of the TURD REICH!" OMG! 🤣🤣 These people obviously cant see themselves. More proof we live with crazy MFer's...and they vote. God help us. It was wildly satisfying to watch JD get pantsed, too. "Fish Lips McGee" -thats hilarious ... she looks sooo bad. Hoo boy. 😂 Awesome summary. 💙

Openly Fae's avatar

The whole thing reminds me of the scene in Big Daddy where they try to convince everyone peeing yourself is cool.

arne link's avatar

She looks so awful. Did she do that on purpose? Does Jr. just love the fish lips?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It truly is ! I can’t stop laughing!

Kay-El's avatar

1. Guilfoyle not only talks like a troll, she looks like one too.

2. I’m surprised Beetlejuice didn’t actually appear to whisk Boobert away to hell.

3. Still trying to wrap my head around the diaper thing. It’s not a burn on Dems but a self righteous own on the cult. Not to mention creepy as fuck.

Susan Niemann's avatar

BoBo has a lot of nerve to show up ANYWHERE, especially George Washington University. What was she thinking? WAIT. She wasn't. Stupid. Arrogant.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Probably some guy posted “ gimmie a hand” so she booked the next flight.

Teri's avatar

Ooh, BoBo. Was wondering who "Handsy" is. Got it. 😂😂

Rick Calegari's avatar

Who would've ever thought the brainless MAGAs would be using diapers as a GOP political and fashion statement? Further proof that these clueless fucks will stick with Von Turd Herder until he blows his last load. Perhaps we'll get more laughs if this is part of their attire at the Republican National Convention.

Kay-El's avatar

Wouldn’t that be great?! I’d actually want to watch it if that were to happen.

shee-rah's avatar

With sequins and sparkles.

Cassandra Here's avatar

Be thankful that you cannot wrap your head around the diaper thing. It’s a sanity test.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

If she looks like a coked up hooker, acts like a coked up hooker and talks like a coked up hooker I’d say yeah…. She probably is a coked up hooker.. and those lips and eye makeup…. OYOYOY…

Kay-El's avatar

She used to be a good looking woman. Now she looks like a caricature.

PJ Schuster's avatar

She did, back when she was with Newsom, she was pretty; now she looks absolutely terrible. It’s really sad that someone would do that to themselves. I wonder if she regrets it

Kay-El's avatar

Every time I see a pic of her, I feel like she’s doubling down.

Openly Fae's avatar

I thought she was auditioning for a part on Interview with the Vampire.

Kay-El's avatar

Right? Stick a pair of vampire teeth in and she’d look the part.

yesstef's avatar

Real Men wear Diapers?

This would be hilarious if it were not so pathetic.

There really is no bottom to the severity of MAGA stupidity.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Baby men wear diapers

Jen's avatar

The diapers...I can't even believe we are at this point in our history

Forrest Grump's avatar

“Brown Shirts” was already taken, so they’re just aiming a little lower.

Tess's avatar

Holy Shit…this week had to be the STUPIDEST!…..”FISHLIPS MCGEE-inflatable sex toy,”…..”trouser-snake charmer- HANDY OAKLEY,” AND…..BEST DESCRIPTION OF THE IDIOTS YET……….TURD REICH!!!!! Seriously—-diapers for men are cool now??? Damn! And on a much better note-kudos to Kaitlin Collins for nailing the idiot Vance. Nice wrap up Jeff!!

DR Darke's avatar

J.D. Vance is, as I've already said, a Right Wing Shitweasel—and somebody who makes me question if he didn't make up his book HILLBILLY ELEGY out of whole cloth while sipping a martini at a cocktail party....

Good on Kaitlin Collins for slapping him with some ugly reality of what HE's done.

Openly Fae's avatar

How do we perform the kind of mass-mental detox this many people need though? There are literally not enough English-speaking mental health professionals.

The only humame thing I can think to do is throw all these people in Texas and wall it off from the rest of the world after evacuating all the Texans capable of rational thought. Because I don't think they can be cured but they might at least tolerate one another if they get their own play area.

Or at least I expect we will end up with far fewer of them due to their own methods of dealing with disputes being almost synonymous with violence.

Susan Burgess's avatar

…get their own play area. Hahahah!

Teri's avatar

Agree 💯💯💯! MoscowMargarie said they (maga) need a "safe space". Yep, saw off TX, FL, AL, for starters, after Dem extraction, 20 foot wall, double razor wire, 1 million volt electric fence. WE finally get rid of the maga scourge and have OUR safe space, aka America.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

But they breed, unfortunately.

Sooz Hall's avatar

And with the war on women in Texas, fewer will “breed” successfully… that state appears to care more for their female cattle than their wives, sisters or daughters.

Openly Fae's avatar

As long as they keep it in the play pen.

I am not opposed to a dome.

Michael Edick's avatar

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but wouldn’t it be just totally awesome if the diapers thing was started by a democratic operative who dressed up as a maga, went to a rally and got the crowd all frothed up enough to get them to all start waving banners and wearing diapers? I would die a thousand deaths from laughter!

Teri's avatar

Paging @therickwilson 😂😂😂

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

I guess when you worship at the feet of trump, you gotta worship at the butt too!

Pope Buck I's avatar

Lindsay Graham could tell you, they all end up there eventually.

Joyce Honea's avatar

Nothing spells anti-victory better than a cult meme turned on its head.

Real men wear diapers? Riiight.

Next up: Drink up the Kool-Aid.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

With plenty of bleach.

Tama2U's avatar

I really did think the diaper sideshow was a joke until reading this just now! Omg, color me embarrassed, and I’m embarrassed more for those morons! Now I’m giggling and my coffee is sloshing!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Its surreal. They're making such "asses" of themselves. And they dont seem to realize it. 😂

Susan Burgess's avatar

Do you know what else they’re doing? And not on purpose. They’re normalizing diaper wearing for oldsters. They’re mitigating the embarrassment of it. I’m all for that. If I live long enough I may be in that diaper wearing group.

Susan Niemann's avatar

You have a point. Depends for everyone!!!!!

Susan Burgess's avatar

Depends on how you look at it.

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏 well played.

Susan Burgess's avatar

You set me up. If I had thought about it for longer than a second I could have come up with something better for you.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

For Adderall addicts anyway.

Tess Enfield's avatar

MAGA is beyond stupid. If this is their idea of "owning the libs," I'm all for it. Just makes them look even more moronic.

Mike Hammer's avatar

“Hogg romancer Comer Fudd” LMFAO!!🤣

Pope Buck I's avatar

Damn. They're wearing adult diapers and OWNING it! Ooh, that makes me shake my little liberal fist in impotent frustration! Oh, alas and lackaday! I have been so PWNED! I sure hope they don't keep up this genius strategy through November, or we're definitely sunk!

Kerry Truchero's avatar

The trial should be named Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

Susan Linehan's avatar

How are real men going to get their nether parts tanned if they are wearing diapers?

Old Man's avatar

I want to see TFG CGI’d into Superman, wearing his diaper. A great visual!

shee-rah's avatar

He’ll be selling baseball cards with that image.