I just had to defend the term ‘creative’ - I think that cute little tactic of doubling/tripling down on ‘negatives’ for shock value - JUST DOESN’T WORK in this case - and they actually LACKED the creative thinking to get out of it… so instead of in-your-face snark, it’s just plain stupid - yeah all alpha males wear diapers… sure
The Onion is pissed. Satire has a new cousin and it's a glue-sniffing caricature of itself. The Crazy is so strong, they flipped from worshipping icons of musclebound Norse god Trump to diaper Trump? WTF? Folks, we have seriously seen everything now. The Alpha to the Omega of batshit crazy.
@Jeff “Forever home” is the phrase animal adoption and animal foster care use for a good placement, where someone will take the dog until it dies of old age.
"Rainbow Bridge" -- thank you for mentioning it because that one may appear in a political speech about Cricket soon, too! "Forever home" is a lovely phrase, but Rainbow Bridge is too much for me. If other animal lovers like it, though, that's fine.
Hey there, here's what I wrote above: "Hi Kristy, sorry, I just saw your response. It has nothing to do with the association of "rainbow" and gay pride, which you asked about earlier. I think it is because I have experienced a lot of death in my life, especially in the last 5 years, and "rainbow bridge" does not at all describes my feelings during those times of overwhelming grief." If it comforts pet owners during their time of loss, that is good. It is just not a phrase I would use.
I'm puzzling over your comment. Do you think it has a gay reference ? Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow, or is it because it refers to the death of an animal ?
It is delish on so many levels, but yes Befuddled Sundowner will use his last bit of self awareness to be upset that these MAGA maroons would dare to highlight his adult incontinence wear while seeking a source for Astronaut diapers (https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky)
How Tapper kept his composure while he read that is the mark of a true journalist. Everyone else was laughing, knowing what he was getting to read and he was stoic through it. He's the man!
Lol, a fart gets one point, a shart gets 2 points, filling a diaper is held to the highest prestige. Damn, those rallies are going to become some smelly affairs 😳
Omg, that concept probably has a lot of potential-when sundowning-shitler glitches out during a hate-speech and sighs, then it's the cue for them to simultaneously shit themselves in their adult diapers haha 😄
And if that Bible thing doesn’t work out for von ShitzinPantz, he can always start selling his own brand of Trump diapers. He’s already hawked everything else.
"The Rise and Fall of the TURD REICH!" OMG! 🤣🤣 These people obviously cant see themselves. More proof we live with crazy MFer's...and they vote. God help us. It was wildly satisfying to watch JD get pantsed, too. "Fish Lips McGee" -thats hilarious ... she looks sooo bad. Hoo boy. 😂 Awesome summary. 💙
Who would've ever thought the brainless MAGAs would be using diapers as a GOP political and fashion statement? Further proof that these clueless fucks will stick with Von Turd Herder until he blows his last load. Perhaps we'll get more laughs if this is part of their attire at the Republican National Convention.
If she looks like a coked up hooker, acts like a coked up hooker and talks like a coked up hooker I’d say yeah…. She probably is a coked up hooker.. and those lips and eye makeup…. OYOYOY…
She did, back when she was with Newsom, she was pretty; now she looks absolutely terrible. It’s really sad that someone would do that to themselves. I wonder if she regrets it
Holy Shit…this week had to be the STUPIDEST!…..”FISHLIPS MCGEE-inflatable sex toy,”…..”trouser-snake charmer- HANDY OAKLEY,” AND…..BEST DESCRIPTION OF THE IDIOTS YET……….TURD REICH!!!!! Seriously—-diapers for men are cool now??? Damn! And on a much better note-kudos to Kaitlin Collins for nailing the idiot Vance. Nice wrap up Jeff!!
J.D. Vance is, as I've already said, a Right Wing Shitweasel—and somebody who makes me question if he didn't make up his book HILLBILLY ELEGY out of whole cloth while sipping a martini at a cocktail party....
Good on Kaitlin Collins for slapping him with some ugly reality of what HE's done.
How do we perform the kind of mass-mental detox this many people need though? There are literally not enough English-speaking mental health professionals.
The only humame thing I can think to do is throw all these people in Texas and wall it off from the rest of the world after evacuating all the Texans capable of rational thought. Because I don't think they can be cured but they might at least tolerate one another if they get their own play area.
Or at least I expect we will end up with far fewer of them due to their own methods of dealing with disputes being almost synonymous with violence.
Agree 💯💯💯! MoscowMargarie said they (maga) need a "safe space". Yep, saw off TX, FL, AL, for starters, after Dem extraction, 20 foot wall, double razor wire, 1 million volt electric fence. WE finally get rid of the maga scourge and have OUR safe space, aka America.
And with the war on women in Texas, fewer will “breed” successfully… that state appears to care more for their female cattle than their wives, sisters or daughters.
I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but wouldn’t it be just totally awesome if the diapers thing was started by a democratic operative who dressed up as a maga, went to a rally and got the crowd all frothed up enough to get them to all start waving banners and wearing diapers? I would die a thousand deaths from laughter!
Are the Dems smart enough to recruit someone (an Army?) with the talents of Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin? There's no doubt that Roger Stone and his evil tricksters are planning/executing dirty tricks now.
I really did think the diaper sideshow was a joke until reading this just now! Omg, color me embarrassed, and I’m embarrassed more for those morons! Now I’m giggling and my coffee is sloshing!
Do you know what else they’re doing? And not on purpose. They’re normalizing diaper wearing for oldsters. They’re mitigating the embarrassment of it. I’m all for that. If I live long enough I may be in that diaper wearing group.
Damn. They're wearing adult diapers and OWNING it! Ooh, that makes me shake my little liberal fist in impotent frustration! Oh, alas and lackaday! I have been so PWNED! I sure hope they don't keep up this genius strategy through November, or we're definitely sunk!
I thought for certain that the Diapers for Trump 24 was a joke, but damn, someone paid to have merch made, and to print that banner.
You really can't make this shit up
honestly, that was my first thought too, that it was fake
The Onion can’t top this. Or Borowitz.
They’re creative idiots, you gotta give them that…
Idk more like racing to the bottom (no pun intended:/)
Already at the bottom…
I just had to defend the term ‘creative’ - I think that cute little tactic of doubling/tripling down on ‘negatives’ for shock value - JUST DOESN’T WORK in this case - and they actually LACKED the creative thinking to get out of it… so instead of in-your-face snark, it’s just plain stupid - yeah all alpha males wear diapers… sure
The Onion is pissed. Satire has a new cousin and it's a glue-sniffing caricature of itself. The Crazy is so strong, they flipped from worshipping icons of musclebound Norse god Trump to diaper Trump? WTF? Folks, we have seriously seen everything now. The Alpha to the Omega of batshit crazy.
Right??!! The Onion got beat by Reality this time...however asinine it may be....
Gotta go where the crazy is.
Or Doug J. Balloon, sadly 🙂↕️
If Trump were in a king fu movie it would be called Farts of Fury.
I added a new moniker to my long list of names for TSF -- Farty-five.
Brilliant! 🤪🤣
I just typed up what I have so far. If I didn't laugh, I would cry.
Wheezy Mussolini
Tangerine Tojo
Cheeto Benito
Cantaloupe Caligula
Traitor Tot
McDonald
Shitler
Hair Fuhrer
Dolt 45
Genghis Can’t
IQ 45
King Leer
Agent Orange
Cheetolini
Agolf Shitler
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Twitler
Prima Donald
The Lyin’ King
The Vulgar Talking Yam
Cadet Fake Bone Spurs
Comrade Combover
Orange Foolius
Donnie Dinky Digits
Apricot Pol Pot
Little Donnie Two Scoops
Commander Clorox
Red Don
Old Yeller
Bein’ a dick Donald
Von Shitenpants (courtesy of Michael Cohen
Pervert Hoover
Dung Fu!
@Jeff “Forever home” is the phrase animal adoption and animal foster care use for a good placement, where someone will take the dog until it dies of old age.
ohhhhhhhh
Also seen sometimes as "furever" home.
Exactly, not when animals cross the Rainbow Bridge.
"Rainbow Bridge" -- thank you for mentioning it because that one may appear in a political speech about Cricket soon, too! "Forever home" is a lovely phrase, but Rainbow Bridge is too much for me. If other animal lovers like it, though, that's fine.
What's your problem with it ? I may change my mind if your answer makes sense to me .
Hey there, here's what I wrote above: "Hi Kristy, sorry, I just saw your response. It has nothing to do with the association of "rainbow" and gay pride, which you asked about earlier. I think it is because I have experienced a lot of death in my life, especially in the last 5 years, and "rainbow bridge" does not at all describes my feelings during those times of overwhelming grief." If it comforts pet owners during their time of loss, that is good. It is just not a phrase I would use.
I'm not a fan either. Seems too too. I personally prefer to think they also go to Heaven (if it exists.)
If dogs don't go to heaven then I won't either. :P
I'm puzzling over your comment. Do you think it has a gay reference ? Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow, or is it because it refers to the death of an animal ?
The Rainbow Bridge is a beautiful famous essay about where your dog (maybe all animals) go when they pass. You can probably google it, worth reading.
Oh no, not at all! I didn't think about that at all.
My former wife used the term "The Summerlands", which still makes me want to blubber.
Never heard of that either…thanks
Next time the diapers come up will be a good time to dust off the "Agolf Shitler" nickname.
I asked on threads...too much 😂
Right...and you KNOW Diaper Don is aware of it...you';d think he'd be mortified with embarrassment...not a feeling he is capable of. 🙄
It is delish on so many levels, but yes Befuddled Sundowner will use his last bit of self awareness to be upset that these MAGA maroons would dare to highlight his adult incontinence wear while seeking a source for Astronaut diapers (https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky)
" Tactical pants " ?
*ded*
Lol
Omfg! I remember this story. So weird.
Maybe it has replaced the bibles he's selling or shoes 👞
Not if he's getting a cut
Wait till Stephen Colbert gets ahold of it unless all the other late night hosts beat him to it.
John Oliver, I want to see what he makes of it!
Grifter Don will ask for a cut on the sales.
My first thought was, oh, it’s the dems making fun of Von ShitzInPantz.
Von ShitzInPantz is now our go to if you really need to find a bathroom
"Hurry, or I'm about to be VonShitzInPantz!"
😂😂
🤣 🤣 🤣
Tapper and Badh reading that on air is hilarious
How Tapper kept his composure while he read that is the mark of a true journalist. Everyone else was laughing, knowing what he was getting to read and he was stoic through it. He's the man!
No, it’s real. There are t-shirts and, yes, pull-on-over-your-pants diapers to show, ahem, solidarity with Shitler.
The BABY BALLOON of Presidunce
Poopy Pants , was wearing a diaper.
Imagine a MAGAt rally now - 100 of them shitting themselves. I'm sure they will be rapturously happy.
Maybe there will be a competition! Diaper weigh-ins!
OMG, diaper weigh ins….ewwww
hey, when you're in a cult you will do anything,
yu win. Brilliant.
Farting in unison
Lol, a fart gets one point, a shart gets 2 points, filling a diaper is held to the highest prestige. Damn, those rallies are going to become some smelly affairs 😳
OMG, a fart chorus in solidarity with Shitler! Par for the course when it's a pissing match in jackassery.
Omg, that concept probably has a lot of potential-when sundowning-shitler glitches out during a hate-speech and sighs, then it's the cue for them to simultaneously shit themselves in their adult diapers haha 😄
And paid to make the diapers! Just when you think they can’t surprise you any more with their idiocy, they do.
And if that Bible thing doesn’t work out for von ShitzinPantz, he can always start selling his own brand of Trump diapers. He’s already hawked everything else.
Maybe some trump No Doze is next.
Lol, no doubt.
Looks more like “Diapers over Denim”. Pretty sure no Dem really cares what she thinks, wearing those lovely blue nappies 🙄
They’re entitled to the sobriquet SCUM OF THE EARTH
so... does he ADMIT that he wears them? Ah the dilemma people turning out in groups to support him but does he admit that he has no bowel control?
That's legit?
Are we sure this isn't some bit of Election Year Street Theater like Vermin Supreme running for office?
Do you think Trump is getting a cut?
My life for you, Damien!
It's just too much. Dumb is getting dumber. DEVOLUTION!
same
"The Rise and Fall of the TURD REICH!" OMG! 🤣🤣 These people obviously cant see themselves. More proof we live with crazy MFer's...and they vote. God help us. It was wildly satisfying to watch JD get pantsed, too. "Fish Lips McGee" -thats hilarious ... she looks sooo bad. Hoo boy. 😂 Awesome summary. 💙
To paraphrase Banya on Seinfeld, That's gold, Jeffrey, GOLD!
It truly is ! I can’t stop laughing!
The whole thing reminds me of the scene in Big Daddy where they try to convince everyone peeing yourself is cool.
She looks so awful. Did she do that on purpose? Does Jr. just love the fish lips?
Well the shit has finally hit the fans ,and they love it!🥰 some how I wasn’t thinking shit filled sacks of shit 💩 but if the shit fits .. wear it !
1. Guilfoyle not only talks like a troll, she looks like one too.
2. I’m surprised Beetlejuice didn’t actually appear to whisk Boobert away to hell.
3. Still trying to wrap my head around the diaper thing. It’s not a burn on Dems but a self righteous own on the cult. Not to mention creepy as fuck.
BoBo has a lot of nerve to show up ANYWHERE, especially George Washington University. What was she thinking? WAIT. She wasn't. Stupid. Arrogant.
Probably some guy posted “ gimmie a hand” so she booked the next flight.
hahahaha!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
Tea➡️tablet➡️tissues
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Ooh, BoBo. Was wondering who "Handsy" is. Got it. 😂😂
Who would've ever thought the brainless MAGAs would be using diapers as a GOP political and fashion statement? Further proof that these clueless fucks will stick with Von Turd Herder until he blows his last load. Perhaps we'll get more laughs if this is part of their attire at the Republican National Convention.
Wouldn’t that be great?! I’d actually want to watch it if that were to happen.
With sequins and sparkles.
Be thankful that you cannot wrap your head around the diaper thing. It’s a sanity test.
If she looks like a coked up hooker, acts like a coked up hooker and talks like a coked up hooker I’d say yeah…. She probably is a coked up hooker.. and those lips and eye makeup…. OYOYOY…
She used to be a good looking woman. Now she looks like a caricature.
She did, back when she was with Newsom, she was pretty; now she looks absolutely terrible. It’s really sad that someone would do that to themselves. I wonder if she regrets it
Every time I see a pic of her, I feel like she’s doubling down.
I thought she was auditioning for a part on Interview with the Vampire.
Right? Stick a pair of vampire teeth in and she’d look the part.
Real Men wear Diapers?
This would be hilarious if it were not so pathetic.
There really is no bottom to the severity of MAGA stupidity.
Baby men wear diapers
The diapers...I can't even believe we are at this point in our history
“Brown Shirts” was already taken, so they’re just aiming a little lower.
Brown Shorts?
I feel a movement coming on. Can you??
😂😂😂
🤣😂omg yes!!!
*ded*
Holy Shit…this week had to be the STUPIDEST!…..”FISHLIPS MCGEE-inflatable sex toy,”…..”trouser-snake charmer- HANDY OAKLEY,” AND…..BEST DESCRIPTION OF THE IDIOTS YET……….TURD REICH!!!!! Seriously—-diapers for men are cool now??? Damn! And on a much better note-kudos to Kaitlin Collins for nailing the idiot Vance. Nice wrap up Jeff!!
J.D. Vance is, as I've already said, a Right Wing Shitweasel—and somebody who makes me question if he didn't make up his book HILLBILLY ELEGY out of whole cloth while sipping a martini at a cocktail party....
Good on Kaitlin Collins for slapping him with some ugly reality of what HE's done.
How do we perform the kind of mass-mental detox this many people need though? There are literally not enough English-speaking mental health professionals.
The only humame thing I can think to do is throw all these people in Texas and wall it off from the rest of the world after evacuating all the Texans capable of rational thought. Because I don't think they can be cured but they might at least tolerate one another if they get their own play area.
Or at least I expect we will end up with far fewer of them due to their own methods of dealing with disputes being almost synonymous with violence.
…get their own play area. Hahahah!
Agree 💯💯💯! MoscowMargarie said they (maga) need a "safe space". Yep, saw off TX, FL, AL, for starters, after Dem extraction, 20 foot wall, double razor wire, 1 million volt electric fence. WE finally get rid of the maga scourge and have OUR safe space, aka America.
But they breed, unfortunately.
And with the war on women in Texas, fewer will “breed” successfully… that state appears to care more for their female cattle than their wives, sisters or daughters.
As long as they keep it in the play pen.
I am not opposed to a dome.
I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but wouldn’t it be just totally awesome if the diapers thing was started by a democratic operative who dressed up as a maga, went to a rally and got the crowd all frothed up enough to get them to all start waving banners and wearing diapers? I would die a thousand deaths from laughter!
Paging @therickwilson 😂😂😂
Are the Dems smart enough to recruit someone (an Army?) with the talents of Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin? There's no doubt that Roger Stone and his evil tricksters are planning/executing dirty tricks now.
I guess when you worship at the feet of trump, you gotta worship at the butt too!
Lindsay Graham could tell you, they all end up there eventually.
Nothing spells anti-victory better than a cult meme turned on its head.
Real men wear diapers? Riiight.
Next up: Drink up the Kool-Aid.
With plenty of bleach.
I really did think the diaper sideshow was a joke until reading this just now! Omg, color me embarrassed, and I’m embarrassed more for those morons! Now I’m giggling and my coffee is sloshing!
Its surreal. They're making such "asses" of themselves. And they dont seem to realize it. 😂
Do you know what else they’re doing? And not on purpose. They’re normalizing diaper wearing for oldsters. They’re mitigating the embarrassment of it. I’m all for that. If I live long enough I may be in that diaper wearing group.
You have a point. Depends for everyone!!!!!
Depends on how you look at it.
👏👏👏 well played.
You set me up. If I had thought about it for longer than a second I could have come up with something better for you.
🤣
😂😂
For Adderall addicts anyway.
🤣🤣🤣
MAGA is beyond stupid. If this is their idea of "owning the libs," I'm all for it. Just makes them look even more moronic.
“Hogg romancer Comer Fudd” LMFAO!!🤣
Damn. They're wearing adult diapers and OWNING it! Ooh, that makes me shake my little liberal fist in impotent frustration! Oh, alas and lackaday! I have been so PWNED! I sure hope they don't keep up this genius strategy through November, or we're definitely sunk!
The trial should be named Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.
How are real men going to get their nether parts tanned if they are wearing diapers?
I want to see TFG CGI’d into Superman, wearing his diaper. A great visual!
He’ll be selling baseball cards with that image.