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I thought for certain that the Diapers for Trump 24 was a joke, but damn, someone paid to have merch made, and to print that banner.

You really can't make this shit up

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honestly, that was my first thought too, that it was fake

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The Onion can’t top this. Or Borowitz.

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They’re creative idiots, you gotta give them that…

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Idk more like racing to the bottom (no pun intended:/)

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Already at the bottom…

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May 4·edited May 4

I just had to defend the term ‘creative’ - I think that cute little tactic of doubling/tripling down on ‘negatives’ for shock value - JUST DOESN’T WORK in this case - and they actually LACKED the creative thinking to get out of it… so instead of in-your-face snark, it’s just plain stupid - yeah all alpha males wear diapers… sure

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The Onion is pissed. Satire has a new cousin and it's a glue-sniffing caricature of itself. The Crazy is so strong, they flipped from worshipping icons of musclebound Norse god Trump to diaper Trump? WTF? Folks, we have seriously seen everything now. The Alpha to the Omega of batshit crazy.

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Right??!! The Onion got beat by Reality this time...however asinine it may be....

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Gotta go where the crazy is.

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Or Doug J. Balloon, sadly 🙂‍↕️

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If Trump were in a king fu movie it would be called Farts of Fury.

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I added a new moniker to my long list of names for TSF -- Farty-five.

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Brilliant! 🤪🤣

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I just typed up what I have so far. If I didn't laugh, I would cry.

Wheezy Mussolini

Tangerine Tojo

Cheeto Benito

Cantaloupe Caligula

Traitor Tot

McDonald

Shitler

Hair Fuhrer

Dolt 45

Genghis Can’t

IQ 45

King Leer

Agent Orange

Cheetolini

Agolf Shitler

Manchurian Cantaloupe

Twitler

Prima Donald

The Lyin’ King

The Vulgar Talking Yam

Cadet Fake Bone Spurs

Comrade Combover

Orange Foolius

Donnie Dinky Digits

Apricot Pol Pot

Little Donnie Two Scoops

Commander Clorox

Red Don

Old Yeller

Bein’ a dick Donald

Von Shitenpants (courtesy of Michael Cohen

Pervert Hoover

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Dung Fu!

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@Jeff “Forever home” is the phrase animal adoption and animal foster care use for a good placement, where someone will take the dog until it dies of old age.

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ohhhhhhhh

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Also seen sometimes as "furever" home.

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Exactly, not when animals cross the Rainbow Bridge.

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"Rainbow Bridge" -- thank you for mentioning it because that one may appear in a political speech about Cricket soon, too! "Forever home" is a lovely phrase, but Rainbow Bridge is too much for me. If other animal lovers like it, though, that's fine.

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What's your problem with it ? I may change my mind if your answer makes sense to me .

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Hey there, here's what I wrote above: "Hi Kristy, sorry, I just saw your response. It has nothing to do with the association of "rainbow" and gay pride, which you asked about earlier. I think it is because I have experienced a lot of death in my life, especially in the last 5 years, and "rainbow bridge" does not at all describes my feelings during those times of overwhelming grief." If it comforts pet owners during their time of loss, that is good. It is just not a phrase I would use.

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I'm not a fan either. Seems too too. I personally prefer to think they also go to Heaven (if it exists.)

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If dogs don't go to heaven then I won't either. :P

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I'm puzzling over your comment. Do you think it has a gay reference ? Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow, or is it because it refers to the death of an animal ?

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The Rainbow Bridge is a beautiful famous essay about where your dog (maybe all animals) go when they pass. You can probably google it, worth reading.

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Oh no, not at all! I didn't think about that at all.

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My former wife used the term "The Summerlands", which still makes me want to blubber.

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Never heard of that either…thanks

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Next time the diapers come up will be a good time to dust off the "Agolf Shitler" nickname.

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I asked on threads...too much 😂

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Right...and you KNOW Diaper Don is aware of it...you';d think he'd be mortified with embarrassment...not a feeling he is capable of. 🙄

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It is delish on so many levels, but yes Befuddled Sundowner will use his last bit of self awareness to be upset that these MAGA maroons would dare to highlight his adult incontinence wear while seeking a source for Astronaut diapers (https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky)

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" Tactical pants " ?

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Lol

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Omfg! I remember this story. So weird.

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Maybe it has replaced the bibles he's selling or shoes 👞

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Not if he's getting a cut

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Yeah, I gotta wonder how he feels about that. 🤔

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Grifter Don will ask for a cut on the sales.

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Yes! 5% NIL just like the Republicans have to!

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Wait till Stephen Colbert gets ahold of it unless all the other late night hosts beat him to it.

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John Oliver, I want to see what he makes of it!

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My first thought was, oh, it’s the dems making fun of Von ShitzInPantz.

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Von ShitzInPantz is now our go to if you really need to find a bathroom

"Hurry, or I'm about to be VonShitzInPantz!"

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🤣 🤣 🤣

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Tapper and Badh reading that on air is hilarious

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How Tapper kept his composure while he read that is the mark of a true journalist. Everyone else was laughing, knowing what he was getting to read and he was stoic through it. He's the man!

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No, it’s real. There are t-shirts and, yes, pull-on-over-your-pants diapers to show, ahem, solidarity with Shitler.

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The BABY BALLOON of Presidunce

Poopy Pants , was wearing a diaper.

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Imagine a MAGAt rally now - 100 of them shitting themselves. I'm sure they will be rapturously happy.

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Maybe there will be a competition! Diaper weigh-ins!

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OMG, diaper weigh ins….ewwww

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hey, when you're in a cult you will do anything,

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yu win. Brilliant.

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Farting in unison

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May 4·edited May 4

Lol, a fart gets one point, a shart gets 2 points, filling a diaper is held to the highest prestige. Damn, those rallies are going to become some smelly affairs 😳

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OMG, a fart chorus in solidarity with Shitler! Par for the course when it's a pissing match in jackassery.

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Omg, that concept probably has a lot of potential-when sundowning-shitler glitches out during a hate-speech and sighs, then it's the cue for them to simultaneously shit themselves in their adult diapers haha 😄

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And paid to make the diapers! Just when you think they can’t surprise you any more with their idiocy, they do.

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And if that Bible thing doesn’t work out for von ShitzinPantz, he can always start selling his own brand of Trump diapers. He’s already hawked everything else.

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Maybe some trump No Doze is next.

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Lol, no doubt.

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Looks more like “Diapers over Denim”. Pretty sure no Dem really cares what she thinks, wearing those lovely blue nappies 🙄

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They’re entitled to the sobriquet SCUM OF THE EARTH

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so... does he ADMIT that he wears them? Ah the dilemma people turning out in groups to support him but does he admit that he has no bowel control?

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That's legit?

Are we sure this isn't some bit of Election Year Street Theater like Vermin Supreme running for office?

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Do you think Trump is getting a cut?

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My life for you, Damien!

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It's just too much. Dumb is getting dumber. DEVOLUTION!

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same

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THIS IS WHO HE IS. He knows how to whitewash history, brainwash the populace, and get by with it. This message is for anyone that might be pried away from him. Use your own words with these facts in mind.

He preyed on your weaknesses, and he preyed on your fear. He preyed on your prejudices and your traditions and your superstitions. He is a criminal and a danger to democracy and your fellow citizens. A vote for anyone other than Biden is a vote for him. A vote for him just might be your last vote ever and the atrocities that originate from him will only get worse.

No one likes to admit they were wrong, especially on a topic as important as this. Selling this message is tough and many will reject it but over the next 185 days the message will be used to success only if it is delivered.

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Hoyt: Remember Frank Abagnale of Catch Me If You Can fame? Tfg has the same cognitively manipulative bent, except his is really exacerbated by cruelty, off the charts, insecurity, and lack of empathy. So I think he is screwed up enough to see the diaper thing now as a positive. I am really embarrassed as an American that this whatever you call it is a candidate for which some people may vote.

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Great movie, leonardo always good, You are correct Jana how he turns everything around to his benefit, amazing, no matter how demeaning, into a positive and the crowd cheers him on, eggs him on to new lows like a foul mouthed comedian on stage at the local comedy club. He cant be embarrassed, cognitively impaired in that category. It is comedy now but later on it will be gladiators fighting till death in the trumpopolis dome

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Don't forget narcissistic personality disorder

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Seems we (and the mass news media) pussyfoot around on observing/commenting on how disgusting Trump World is. Morally and physically disgusting. Are we/they afraid of hurting someone's feelings? Offending the 50 million MAGAs for their stupidity? The core of Trump World is only a few hundred corrupted cult members. Shine a bright light and they will dissolve back into slime. It's past time to rip off the blinders.

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Trump has always had it in for the "fake news" media, so their efforts to maintain what they think is a balance is pathetic and a disservice to honest journalism.

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They're his "enemy" the same way that the Rock and Triple H are "enemies." He taunts and abuses them, but the whole time they're eating it up because he's giving them such great copy. If he were to take over, the NYT wouldn't be destroyed - they'd be official State media.

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They already are, he doesn't even have to win first.

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It's a matter of self-defense. He's told them they are his enemy. Are they not paying attention?

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Hillary got slammed for accurately calling them the "basket of deplorables." Then we had the Michelle Obama noble cause: "When they go low we go high."

NOW?

Hillary's unspoken thought bubble during the debate with Trump: "Step back, you creep."

They core Trump World is simply creepy.

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More than creepy. The frauds are destined for the 8th circle of Hell. Read Dante.

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Burke, Giusto! One of my majors in college was Italian, so many, many years ago, I read the "Inferno" in the archaic Italian. And what was Dante pondering deeply that rings true today?

"Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita...Midway upon the journey of our life

I found myself within a forest dark, For the straightforward pathway had been lost."

Dante could be describing our democracy at this point in its history. It's f'ing lost in darkness.

So, yes, off to the 8th circle of hell with fraudsters. Trump, Mitch McConnell, and Clarence Thomas, Jim Jordan, Michael Johnston, etc. will enjoy:

"In Dantes Inferno circle 8, the eighth pit, is for those who are considered counselors of fraud and brought about the downfall of others; they intentionally misled others for their own gain by feeding them lies. Their punishment is to be burned in flames here in the 8th circle of Hell."

Thanks for that. Proof that nothing is new. We've been warned. As Hoyt points out earlier, let's do our part to heed this warning and save this country from the brink of disaster.

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Yes! I'm reading the Longfellow translation now. Human behavior in America isn't much different than Dante's Florence of 1300. He noted the immense power of words that were used by evil men to damage his society. Today our so-called free press has been corrupted by the allure of dirty money. They treat the lies as legitimate which amplifies their power. (See the Time magazine interview and analysis, for example.) Right and wrong are ignored. The spectacle of wrongdoing is promoted instead of denigrated. The words and deeds of the liars and cheats are reported but the journalists do not explain the deceptions. They are either conned themselves or know better and complicit.

When we encounter a person who is untrustworthy, we are skeptical in believing what they say the next time. This isn't the case with Donald. He's a blatant liar who has been stealing by deceit for decades. Yet his words are treated with respect by the very people whose job it is to warn us of frauds. When we know that his every word is designed to deceive why aren't we/the press more suspicious? Dig for the reasons the words/lies are used, instead of taking them at face value.

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Burke, thanks for your words. It boils down to dirty money, willful ignorance, and prideful stupidity.

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Good for you, Burke! The world is a fascinating playground and history is my favorite subject. Forza!

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Love your post Eileen, Brilliant. Thanks for the education.

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Hoyt, good post. Never over never in. I’m going to start a dialogue with my sister because of your post.

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Thanks Susan, i wrote it for myself as i too have a sister that i have to talk to having avoided the elephant in the room for years. time is nigh.

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I hope you will tell us how things go. Hoping there's some positive outcome.

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The Biden campaign needs to continue its focus on Trump and the chaos, corruption, and danger he poses if they want to win. The Trump campaign people want the focus to be on an unpopular President for the same reason. It's good that Trump's campaigning is confined to rants and whines outside the courtroom.

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Is 'white' the word to go along with wash? I would think it should be 'brown' as in brownwash.

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To whitewash is to intentionally hide some kind of wrongdoing, error, or unpleasant situation—or deal with it in a way that attempts to make it seem less bad than it is. Whitewash can also be used as a noun referring to the deceptive words or actions used to cover something up in this way. Brown wash works relative to obscuring a view.

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"The Rise and Fall of the TURD REICH!" OMG! 🤣🤣 These people obviously cant see themselves. More proof we live with crazy MFer's...and they vote. God help us. It was wildly satisfying to watch JD get pantsed, too. "Fish Lips McGee" -thats hilarious ... she looks sooo bad. Hoo boy. 😂 Awesome summary. 💙

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To paraphrase Banya on Seinfeld, That's gold, Jeffrey, GOLD!

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It truly is ! I can’t stop laughing!

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The whole thing reminds me of the scene in Big Daddy where they try to convince everyone peeing yourself is cool.

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She looks so awful. Did she do that on purpose? Does Jr. just love the fish lips?

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Well the shit has finally hit the fans ,and they love it!🥰 some how I wasn’t thinking shit filled sacks of shit 💩 but if the shit fits .. wear it !

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1. Guilfoyle not only talks like a troll, she looks like one too.

2. I’m surprised Beetlejuice didn’t actually appear to whisk Boobert away to hell.

3. Still trying to wrap my head around the diaper thing. It’s not a burn on Dems but a self righteous own on the cult. Not to mention creepy as fuck.

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BoBo has a lot of nerve to show up ANYWHERE, especially George Washington University. What was she thinking? WAIT. She wasn't. Stupid. Arrogant.

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Probably some guy posted “ gimmie a hand” so she booked the next flight.

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hahahaha!!!!

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🤣🤣🤣

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😂🤣😂🤣

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😂😂😂😂

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Tea➡️tablet➡️tissues

😂

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🤣🤣🤣

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Ooh, BoBo. Was wondering who "Handsy" is. Got it. 😂😂

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Who would've ever thought the brainless MAGAs would be using diapers as a GOP political and fashion statement? Further proof that these clueless fucks will stick with Von Turd Herder until he blows his last load. Perhaps we'll get more laughs if this is part of their attire at the Republican National Convention.

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Wouldn’t that be great?! I’d actually want to watch it if that were to happen.

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With sequins and sparkles.

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Be thankful that you cannot wrap your head around the diaper thing. It’s a sanity test.

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If she looks like a coked up hooker, acts like a coked up hooker and talks like a coked up hooker I’d say yeah…. She probably is a coked up hooker.. and those lips and eye makeup…. OYOYOY…

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She used to be a good looking woman. Now she looks like a caricature.

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She did, back when she was with Newsom, she was pretty; now she looks absolutely terrible. It’s really sad that someone would do that to themselves. I wonder if she regrets it

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Every time I see a pic of her, I feel like she’s doubling down.

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I thought she was auditioning for a part on Interview with the Vampire.

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Right? Stick a pair of vampire teeth in and she’d look the part.

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Real Men wear Diapers?

This would be hilarious if it were not so pathetic.

There really is no bottom to the severity of MAGA stupidity.

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Baby men wear diapers

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The diapers...I can't even believe we are at this point in our history

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“Brown Shirts” was already taken, so they’re just aiming a little lower.

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Brown Shorts?

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I feel a movement coming on. Can you??

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😂😂😂

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🤣😂omg yes!!!

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Holy Shit…this week had to be the STUPIDEST!…..”FISHLIPS MCGEE-inflatable sex toy,”…..”trouser-snake charmer- HANDY OAKLEY,” AND…..BEST DESCRIPTION OF THE IDIOTS YET……….TURD REICH!!!!! Seriously—-diapers for men are cool now??? Damn! And on a much better note-kudos to Kaitlin Collins for nailing the idiot Vance. Nice wrap up Jeff!!

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J.D. Vance is, as I've already said, a Right Wing Shitweasel—and somebody who makes me question if he didn't make up his book HILLBILLY ELEGY out of whole cloth while sipping a martini at a cocktail party....

Good on Kaitlin Collins for slapping him with some ugly reality of what HE's done.

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How do we perform the kind of mass-mental detox this many people need though? There are literally not enough English-speaking mental health professionals.

The only humame thing I can think to do is throw all these people in Texas and wall it off from the rest of the world after evacuating all the Texans capable of rational thought. Because I don't think they can be cured but they might at least tolerate one another if they get their own play area.

Or at least I expect we will end up with far fewer of them due to their own methods of dealing with disputes being almost synonymous with violence.

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…get their own play area. Hahahah!

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Agree 💯💯💯! MoscowMargarie said they (maga) need a "safe space". Yep, saw off TX, FL, AL, for starters, after Dem extraction, 20 foot wall, double razor wire, 1 million volt electric fence. WE finally get rid of the maga scourge and have OUR safe space, aka America.

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But they breed, unfortunately.

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And with the war on women in Texas, fewer will “breed” successfully… that state appears to care more for their female cattle than their wives, sisters or daughters.

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As long as they keep it in the play pen.

I am not opposed to a dome.

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I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but wouldn’t it be just totally awesome if the diapers thing was started by a democratic operative who dressed up as a maga, went to a rally and got the crowd all frothed up enough to get them to all start waving banners and wearing diapers? I would die a thousand deaths from laughter!

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Paging @therickwilson 😂😂😂

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Are the Dems smart enough to recruit someone (an Army?) with the talents of Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin? There's no doubt that Roger Stone and his evil tricksters are planning/executing dirty tricks now.

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I guess when you worship at the feet of trump, you gotta worship at the butt too!

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Lindsay Graham could tell you, they all end up there eventually.

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Nothing spells anti-victory better than a cult meme turned on its head.

Real men wear diapers? Riiight.

Next up: Drink up the Kool-Aid.

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With plenty of bleach.

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I really did think the diaper sideshow was a joke until reading this just now! Omg, color me embarrassed, and I’m embarrassed more for those morons! Now I’m giggling and my coffee is sloshing!

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Its surreal. They're making such "asses" of themselves. And they dont seem to realize it. 😂

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Do you know what else they’re doing? And not on purpose. They’re normalizing diaper wearing for oldsters. They’re mitigating the embarrassment of it. I’m all for that. If I live long enough I may be in that diaper wearing group.

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You have a point. Depends for everyone!!!!!

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Depends on how you look at it.

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👏👏👏 well played.

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You set me up. If I had thought about it for longer than a second I could have come up with something better for you.

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🤣

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For Adderall addicts anyway.

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🤣🤣🤣

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MAGA is beyond stupid. If this is their idea of "owning the libs," I'm all for it. Just makes them look even more moronic.

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“Hogg romancer Comer Fudd” LMFAO!!🤣

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Damn. They're wearing adult diapers and OWNING it! Ooh, that makes me shake my little liberal fist in impotent frustration! Oh, alas and lackaday! I have been so PWNED! I sure hope they don't keep up this genius strategy through November, or we're definitely sunk!

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The trial should be named Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

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